Massage Parlor Reports

[Start2]

Okay, so I admit to becoming curious about the Korean AMPs in Annandale, given the recent reports within this forum. So I decided to dive in and try something other than my preferred Thai indies.

My previous experience with the Koreans was a decent massage followed by a lackluster, standard NOVA. In other words, nothing to write home (or forum) about. Perhaps this time would be different. . . .

I chose Barnie Therapy, located in a quiet professional office park off of Backlick Road between Annandale and Springfield. I called in advance to "reserve" a time because I discovered the advertised phone number is a land line, so no texting accepted. I showered, shaved, and had some blue toast to ensure nothing about me could be used as a pretext for lousy service.

I was greeted by "Lee" a thirty- or forty-something fit therapist in white jean shorts and a white blouse. After pleasantries and questions as to how I came to Barnie (I saw your ad on the internet), I paid the house fee (. 8 per hour) and accepted the offer of a table shower. It was pretty good, although the shower is located next to the front door. I had to bite my tongue to keep from laughing when I saw Lee shed her sandals and put on knee-high rubber boots to perform the bathing ritual. Water was warm and all parts were thoroughly cleansed with a teasing hint of what could follow..

As a rule of thumb, Virginia gives excellent massages. Maryland not so much. That flips for the after show.

Your service was pretty standard for taking one for the team. The only thing I find odd is preparation for your visit. If it's an escort I'll call and since I know what she will look like put some effort before visit. The nice thing about massage is you can decide in the middle of the day its time and show up. Favorites want me to call but usually they are ready or at most 15 minute wait.

Expectations management is key to having a wonderful time in this hobby. Oh and do your research. Share your experiences. It's always something to write the forum about. Some guys here would be happy with the visit you had. To each his own. By helping each other out we can direct each other to the experience we are looking for.

[TheOuroboros]

Okay, so I admit to becoming curious about the Korean AMPs in Annandale, given the recent reports within this forum. So I decided to dive in and try something other than my preferred Thai indies.

My previous experience with the Koreans was a decent massage followed by a lackluster, standard NOVA. In other words, nothing to write home (or forum) about. Perhaps this time would be different. . . .

I chose Barnie Therapy, located in a quiet professional office park off of Backlick Road between Annandale and Springfield. I called in advance to "reserve" a time because I discovered the advertised phone number is a land line, so no texting accepted. I showered, shaved, and had some blue toast to ensure nothing about me could be used as a pretext for lousy service.

I was greeted by "Lee" a thirty- or forty-something fit therapist in white jean shorts and a white blouse. After pleasantries and questions as to how I came to Barnie (I saw your ad on the internet), I paid the house fee (. 8 per hour) and accepted the offer of a table shower. It was pretty good, although the shower is located next to the front door. I had to bite my tongue to keep from laughing when I saw Lee shed her sandals and put on knee-high rubber boots to perform the bathing ritual. Water was warm and all parts were thoroughly cleansed with a teasing hint of what could follow.

The therapy room was clean and spacious, with a table toward one wall. There was a clock and a video display of the facility's security cameras (4) on a small table close to the massage table. I hopped on, face down, and Lee asked how I like my massage. I said I preferred deep tissue. She then asked if I wanted her to walk on my back. I replied "Hell, yes!" Boy, was I pleasantly surprised! There was a single bar hanging from the ceiling which allowed her to maintain her balance while she applied pressure from her body weight and from her toes and heels. My calves, hamstrings, buttocks, back, and shoulders got hammered. I became totally relaxed. When it was time to flip (25 minutes into the hour) I did as requested. Junior was very relaxed from the shower and back side massage. Lee started caressing my chest and Junior slowly and lightly. I thought this was a great sign for a great HE.

But it was not to be.

All of a sudden, Lee goes into standard jackhammer NOVA mode and Junior was not responding. I could tell Lee was becoming increasingly frustrated. She jumped up on the table and straddled my body while increasing the jackhammering, allowing me to fondle her legs, butt, and goonyah but no free roaming within the shorts. I was not enjoying the experience and had to concentrate on ending the misery. When the eruption eventually happened, Lee hopped off, toweled me off and complained her arm and shoulder hurt from working too hard. There was 20 minutes left on the clock. She accused me of being drunk. I told her I was not, but that I had been at a bar earlier in the day to watch football. I tipped her for standard NOVA (. 4) and a little extra for the outstanding backside massage (. 2) and left. No kiss, no hug, no water.

So, I am a little butt hurt. I know in this world it is always YMMMV, but I was surprised at this session's difference between a great massage and lousy ending. Usually at AMPs it is mediocre massage followed by an okay ending. Has any other member experienced such a strange balance? Given the reports coming out of Barnie, was this an anomaly, was Lee having an off night, or what? I know am pushing the envelope of middle age, but have never ever been a "Two Pump Secure" customer, and I have never had any provider ever complain about having to work too hard to reach Happy Land -- by hand, mouth, or whatever.

I would appreciate any comments.

-- Vaughn.

I've been a few times, and it's good but my sessions haven't been nearly as good as the first few reports on the place made it out to be. But YMMV is always key. And my 2 cents on it is the fact that there's just one girl working there. It was to my knowledge a very new AMP at the time so the lucky individual may have been treated to a first customer special to incentivize him to become a regular. She wasn't expecting the trample of stampeding mongers to follow suit. My first visit was constantly interrupted by doorbells and I can see she was in over her head. So I think it's just a case of burnout. I agree with ya tho;same experience happened to me where she went full blown jackhammer and expected me to stand up to the abuse as she pounded on my rig. Had to tell her to take it slow an ease up and eventually I was able to blow off some steam but if I know they are rushing to get me out the door it always kills my mood. But also keep in mind with many of the ladies you need to develop a rapport. I'm not saying things will change if you become a regular, but they might?

[TheOuroboros]

Good question.

Some folks are satisfied without the special surprise that comes with a happy Meal.

Heh. Good point. All I'm saying is if I'm not going to get a toy in my happy meal I want my burger to at least be cooked all the way thru.

The search continues.

[VaughnBraun]

Okay, so I admit to becoming curious about the Korean AMPs in Annandale, given the recent reports within this forum. So I decided to dive in and try something other than my preferred Thai indies.

My previous experience with the Koreans was a decent massage followed by a lackluster, standard NOVA. In other words, nothing to write home (or forum) about. Perhaps this time would be different. . . .

I chose Barnie Therapy, located in a quiet professional office park off of Backlick Road between Annandale and Springfield. I called in advance to "reserve" a time because I discovered the advertised phone number is a land line, so no texting accepted. I showered, shaved, and had some blue toast to ensure nothing about me could be used as a pretext for lousy service.

I was greeted by "Lee" a thirty- or forty-something fit therapist in white jean shorts and a white blouse. After pleasantries and questions as to how I came to Barnie (I saw your ad on the internet), I paid the house fee (. 8 per hour) and accepted the offer of a table shower. It was pretty good, although the shower is located next to the front door. I had to bite my tongue to keep from laughing when I saw Lee shed her sandals and put on knee-high rubber boots to perform the bathing ritual. Water was warm and all parts were thoroughly cleansed with a teasing hint of what could follow.

The therapy room was clean and spacious, with a table toward one wall. There was a clock and a video display of the facility's security cameras (4) on a small table close to the massage table. I hopped on, face down, and Lee asked how I like my massage. I said I preferred deep tissue. She then asked if I wanted her to walk on my back. I replied "Hell, yes!" Boy, was I pleasantly surprised! There was a single bar hanging from the ceiling which allowed her to maintain her balance while she applied pressure from her body weight and from her toes and heels. My calves, hamstrings, buttocks, back, and shoulders got hammered. I became totally relaxed. When it was time to flip (25 minutes into the hour) I did as requested. Junior was very relaxed from the shower and back side massage. Lee started caressing my chest and Junior slowly and lightly. I thought this was a great sign for a great HE.

But it was not to be.

All of a sudden, Lee goes into standard jackhammer NOVA mode and Junior was not responding. I could tell Lee was becoming increasingly frustrated. She jumped up on the table and straddled my body while increasing the jackhammering, allowing me to fondle her legs, butt, and goonyah but no free roaming within the shorts. I was not enjoying the experience and had to concentrate on ending the misery. When the eruption eventually happened, Lee hopped off, toweled me off and complained her arm and shoulder hurt from working too hard. There was 20 minutes left on the clock. She accused me of being drunk. I told her I was not, but that I had been at a bar earlier in the day to watch football. I tipped her for standard NOVA (. 4) and a little extra for the outstanding backside massage (. 2) and left. No kiss, no hug, no water.

So, I am a little butt hurt. I know in this world it is always YMMMV, but I was surprised at this session's difference between a great massage and lousy ending. Usually at AMPs it is mediocre massage followed by an okay ending. Has any other member experienced such a strange balance? Given the reports coming out of Barnie, was this an anomaly, was Lee having an off night, or what? I know am pushing the envelope of middle age, but have never ever been a "Two Pump Secure" customer, and I have never had any provider ever complain about having to work too hard to reach Happy Land -- by hand, mouth, or whatever.

I would appreciate any comments.

-- Vaughn.

[Kijimuna]

Thank you. I'll search their names here. If you have any links could you pm them to me? I'll do some digging in the mean time LOL.

https://nova.bedpage.com/backpage/Th...ya-zwj/6229104

[Lovejugs]

Last evening I dreamt of this place on 320 maple Ave E in Vienna. It appears I lost this gamble but I figured I'd report anyway. This place seems to change it names frequently (as many AMPs tend to do) Currently going by the name "I spa" I asked for a 30 min massage and the girl begged me for an hour. Told her I sort of stopped by on a whim since traffic was bad and just needed 30 to kill. Skinny middle aged Chinese provider. Mediocre looks but a nice body. Massage surprisingly started out pretty good, I asked for hard but about 10 min in she switched to soft touch which I took as a promising sign. She went right for playful light touching around the thighs and ass going in to entice the areas between my legs. But she never asked me to flip. Strange. Then she told me I had 8 min left, so I took that as a sign that maybe I'd have to be the one to initiate. So I turned over and casually lead her over to where I wanted the massage. She stopped came back with some oil and asked me to finish myself. I said no thanks, I can jerk off for free at home. Sadly she said no and it was 5 more minutes of light touch and tease and then times up. Now here's the thing I don't get. How do you spend 20 minutes doing a soft touch and tease of the area, go out of your way to turn on the switch and then not have the decency to help turn it off? Seems a bit rude. She asked for tip, I was feeling generous and left. 1.

Maybe I just struck out but I touched on this last week, I don't know how some places like these stay in business on mediocre massages alone. I saw another individual walking in after me and left shaking my head at the disappointment in store for him.

A couple years ago at Blue in Annandale there wasn't even any talent working that day that I could tell. Just the Mama and she gave the massage. They were fairly new at the time so I am guessing they must have only had like one lady working there and maybe it was her day off. As for your question of how they stay in business. Just like you, you gave them a try. I am sure that happens on a daily basis. The Average guy probably don't even know about intel boards such as this to warn them. Hope you have a better experience on your next adventure.

[DoctorDoctor]

My landscaper was blown leaves in Vienna and stopped at the YY Spa on Gallows. He said his Chinese was rusty, no much conversation, the massage was a relief from lunging a 25 lb blower around all week, the lights got low and he got to. No Frank but said it was average.

No TS. Seemed to remember it was .7 or .8 plus.

He said for an older provider he would recommend.

[DoctorDoctor]

Good question.

Some folks are satisfied without the special surprise that comes with a happy Meal.

Last evening I dreamt of this place on 320 maple Ave E in Vienna. It appears I lost this gamble but I figured I'd report anyway. This place seems to change it names frequently (as many AMPs tend to do) Currently going by the name "I spa" I asked for a 30 min massage and the girl begged me for an hour. Told her I sort of stopped by on a whim since traffic was bad and just needed 30 to kill. Skinny middle aged Chinese provider. Mediocre looks but a nice body. Massage surprisingly started out pretty good, I asked for hard but about 10 min in she switched to soft touch which I took as a promising sign. She went right for playful light touching around the thighs and ass going in to entice the areas between my legs. But she never asked me to flip. Strange. Then she told me I had 8 min left, so I took that as a sign that maybe I'd have to be the one to initiate. So I turned over and casually lead her over to where I wanted the massage. She stopped came back with some oil and asked me to finish myself. I said no thanks, I can jerk off for free at home. Sadly she said no and it was 5 more minutes of light touch and tease and then times up. Now here's the thing I don't get. How do you spend 20 minutes doing a soft touch and tease of the area, go out of your way to turn on the switch and then not have the decency to help turn it off? Seems a bit rude. She asked for tip, I was feeling generous and left. 1.

Maybe I just struck out but I touched on this last week, I don't know how some places like these stay in business on mediocre massages alone. I saw another individual walking in after me and left shaking my head at the disappointment in store for him.

[JustAsk9]

There are some Independent Thai girls who are in their 20's. Reya, Manee, and Alexa.

Thank you. I'll search their names here. If you have any links could you pm them to me? I'll do some digging in the mean time LOL.

[Start2]

Can any of you guys recommend an AMP in the area (or even an independent Asian girl) that has the youngest girls / girl? Under 30 if possible. I live in Nova but I always drive to Philly because of the talent there. Anything close by would save me a lot of miles! Thanks in advance.

No. I recommend you keep driving. Young here is under 50.

Relatively nearby is New York. A while ago I saw an add for exactly what I wanted. Took a trip up North and lived the dream. Had a layover on my way back and since I had did my research ahead of time, saw a different provider and had an even better experience. Wanted to return the following week but realized that if I did I would be hooked. So I haven't returned since.

You can compromise and try FS in Maryland. But you're not going to find young women. Cheap, Fast, Good you'll never get all 3.

FYI On the Escort side there was a inter-state group that had young women under 30 in our area. Long story short they were infiltrated by LEO and shut down last year.

[Kijimuna]

Can any of you guys recommend an AMP in the area (or even an independent Asian girl) that has the youngest girls / girl? Under 30 if possible. I live in Nova but I always drive to Philly because of the talent there. Anything close by would save me a lot of miles! Thanks in advance.

There are some Independent Thai girls who are in their 20's. Reya, Manee, and Alexa.

[JustAsk9]

Can any of you guys recommend an AMP in the area (or even an independent Asian girl) that has the youngest girls / girl? Under 30 if possible. I live in Nova but I always drive to Philly because of the talent there. Anything close by would save me a lot of miles! Thanks in advance.

[Start2]

Last evening I dreamt of this place on 320 maple Ave E in Vienna. It appears I lost this gamble but I figured I'd report anyway. This place seems to change it names frequently (as many AMPs tend to do) Currently going by the name "I spa" I asked for a 30 min massage and the girl begged me for an hour. Told her I sort of stopped by on a whim since traffic was bad and just needed 30 to kill. Skinny middle aged Chinese provider. Mediocre looks but a nice body. Massage surprisingly started out pretty good, I asked for hard but about 10 min in she switched to soft touch which I took as a promising sign. She went right for playful light touching around the thighs and ass going in to entice the areas between my legs. But she never asked me to flip. Strange. Then she told me I had 8 min left, so I took that as a sign that maybe I'd have to be the one to initiate. So I turned over and casually lead her over to where I wanted the massage. She stopped came back with some oil and asked me to finish myself. I said no thanks, I can jerk off for free at home. Sadly she said no and it was 5 more minutes of light touch and tease and then times up. Now here's the thing I don't get. How do you spend 20 minutes doing a soft touch and tease of the area, go out of your way to turn on the switch and then not have the decency to help turn it off? Seems a bit rude. She asked for tip, I was feeling generous and left. 1..

Believe it or not, some people pay for Self Service. See below:

I won't contradict your late friend's experience. Indeed I've heard similar stories, in particular about PV ladies who come to Hotel rooms and upsell relentlessly.

However, I can confirm from frequent personal experience that this is not true about at least one of the agencies mentioned above in the thread and, from what I've heard, it is not the case with any of these agencies. In dozens of visits, I've found the ladies to be both younger (maybe half in their twenties and half in their thirties or very well preserved early forties) and prettier than most EMP girls. Moreover, they all spoke English well (again, maybe half native speakers, the other half fluent ESL types). All of them greeted me in a negligee which came off, if anything too fast for my taste, and without any upselling. Most permitted, or even encouraged, mutual touching everywhere..

To each his own. I think it sounds more like time with a Playboy Magazine. (Before the days of Porn Hub etc.) Anyway back in the day when information was scarce, I realized I had stumbled onto a PV when she requested I Self Service. I laughed and took my leave. Taking one for the team. Scratch off list. And headed to know venue.

As the post above tributes, people do keep them in business. The rest of us, thank you for taking one for the team. We'll scratch it off of our list.

[TheOuroboros]

Last evening I dreamt of this place on 320 maple Ave E in Vienna. It appears I lost this gamble but I figured I'd report anyway. This place seems to change it names frequently (as many AMPs tend to do) Currently going by the name "I spa" I asked for a 30 min massage and the girl begged me for an hour. Told her I sort of stopped by on a whim since traffic was bad and just needed 30 to kill. Skinny middle aged Chinese provider. Mediocre looks but a nice body. Massage surprisingly started out pretty good, I asked for hard but about 10 min in she switched to soft touch which I took as a promising sign. She went right for playful light touching around the thighs and ass going in to entice the areas between my legs. But she never asked me to flip. Strange. Then she told me I had 8 min left, so I took that as a sign that maybe I'd have to be the one to initiate. So I turned over and casually lead her over to where I wanted the massage. She stopped came back with some oil and asked me to finish myself. I said no thanks, I can jerk off for free at home. Sadly she said no and it was 5 more minutes of light touch and tease and then times up. Now here's the thing I don't get. How do you spend 20 minutes doing a soft touch and tease of the area, go out of your way to turn on the switch and then not have the decency to help turn it off? Seems a bit rude. She asked for tip, I was feeling generous and left. 1.

Maybe I just struck out but I touched on this last week, I don't know how some places like these stay in business on mediocre massages alone. I saw another individual walking in after me and left shaking my head at the disappointment in store for him.

[Lovejugs]

I needed a little Wellness so I drove down Franconia. I hadn't been to this place in a very long time. I check back some pages on the forum and and saw nothing mentioned of the place recently. Maybe first red flag? LOL. I decided to check it out and TOFTT if you will. My first visit was with Anna. They say they are Thai girls, but I am not 100% sure about this. Anna looked almost Hispanic, but she told me that she gets mistaken all the time as Hispanic. Anna had some nice handfuls (enhanced). TS was good and playful. Massage was decent, but she seemed to back walk way too long. I would say at least half the massage was a series of back walking routines. Then to the flip. She asked about the tip. And I told her that I tip well and never have complaints. She kept pushing on an actual number which was ruining the mood. She asked for a Benji which made me laugh out loud. I told her. 8 was fair and actually a bit above what most tip. I think she knew what I said was true and accepted. Nova finish with some nursing and DATY. I would rate the visit 7 out of 10.

My second visit soured me on the place. I don't remember her name, but very thin woman. Had a weird smell to her breath. Kinky hair and cat eyes. She almost looks like a heroin user (dark eyes). This one actually did look a bit Thai. Barely B's (enhanced believe it or not). But you could feel the implant in the back. TS was very playful. Massage was very good, but again a little too much back walking but not as much as the first visit. On the flip she was very playful. Laying on top of me and letting me caress and massage her for a short time. Almost a hint of GFE might be available. Her acting was pretty good and sincere if that makes sense. She started faux head with some very light licking. There was some DATY but she pulled back a bit when I tried to dig in. She did like me licking her barking spider. She finished by cleaning me up and offered water and brought me some mouth wash. I had brought a little extra tip on me this time. Thinking maybe more was on the menu since Anna had asked for that. Since there wasn't I didn't offer a better tip. The look on her face when she saw the tip was like she smelled the worst fart in History. I really got annoyed. I told her I had been a hobbyist for a long time and that if she did more the tip would reflect that. I told her that just because you did some light licking doesn't deserve a Benji. And the Barking Spider was for her pleasure for the most part. She argued a little big more. Ironically she said. I am not trying to argue with you. I told her I would not be back because she blew what was a really nice visit by being greedy. I then walked out and towards the door and she tried to salvage my patronage by saying a few salutations. I ignored it and kept walking. I am not sure if they even have a mama there since I have just seen the talent great me at the door and there wasn't the usual Mama thanking me for coming by like previous management when I was leaving. I would stay away personally unless some new reports come out. Seems they think a standard tip should be off the scales. Funny BKY did that the last time I was there a couple years ago. Maybe run by the same organization? Who knows. Happy Hunting.

Lovejugs.