Escort Reports

**Heyid** · 11-25-18 17:41

Originally Posted by Metloaf [View Original Post]

Hell nah and should've just given the money too boyfriend. Two things that's a no go for me is 1. Seeing pimp / bf whom $ going too 2. Seeing another monger leave the room you just told me to walk up too. No respect for privacy! !!

And that provider whom I haven't seen but was arranging a visit. Boyfriend called my phone, asking what timeframe would I arrive. Wtf

Looking back I definitely wouldn't do it again. T'was a dumb move for certain and I was very very lucky not to get rolled or worse. I guess I'm still relatively new so it'll be a good lesson in itself for the future.

Since it was mentioned a week or two earlier. Visited Eden Models for a hh body rub with Skyler. She's older than the age stated on their site (30 ish at least) with a petite body and small tits. Was topless for most of the body rub (mostly unremarkable) and gave an enthusiastic HE after the flip. Damage was $. 2. I don't really frequent AMPs in the NoVa area so am not too familiar with the pricing structure there but I felt it was fair. For what it's worth, have been to Eden last year to see Sasha who is a true beauty in my eyes and would recommend her for first-timers.

**Bunker Buster** · 11-25-18 17:27

Originally Posted by Heyid [View Original Post]

Hi all,

First post on this forum. Have been a long-time lurker and benefitted from a lot of the reports in the NoVA / DC and in the NYC / CT regions, so I felt it was time to contribute back.

Dreamt about Riley on Switter (202-XXX-9654), who was advertising incall at a low-end motel in Fairfax. She posts a pretty extensive menu on Switter and was pretty quick to respond..

Trying to find someone on Switter is a bit of a scavenger hunt.

**Slee899** · 11-25-18 17:23

Long time observer in the board. Appreciate all the posts from everyone. Just wanted to add another.

https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/f...3.htm?cat=6192

Phoebe is a spinner Asian in Tysons. Liked what I saw on her ad and went for an hour visit. Passed screening without a hitch and standard two call system to upscale apt in tysons corner. She's def one in her photos and is petite w enhanced top. She's had set routine which includes pre wash and short massage. Complete GFE w DFK, CG, doggy. 2 cups were spent for $$$ . 5.

I may not repeat but only bc so much variety at that price point.

**TheOuroboros** · 11-25-18 15:19

Originally Posted by TomMcAn [View Original Post]

That was a nice report, but as other mongers have noted discussions about her would be more appropriate in the massage parlor section. KK's service menu is limited; the services she offers don't fall into the escort category.

Thought I was in the MP thread when I wrote it. Too lazy to change it but I figured the lot of you miscreants browse both anyway so it's not the end of the world.

**Jose Cuervo** · 11-25-18 13:47

Originally Posted by Heyid [View Original Post]

Hi all,

First post on this forum. (...)

(She) told me she needed 80 to rent the room. She promised to leave her phone and purse with me while she paid. Probably should have left as I was worried she was about to run with the money but little head took over and I agreed. Afterwards she got the keys to the room and we went up together. (...)

Wow I've never heard of that before, where a provider gets money up front for a room and DOESN'T do a cash 'and' dash!! You are very lucky my friend. I get it that you had her purse and phone, but that's no guarantee either: I've gone down that road, only to discover after the girl disappeared that (a) the purse was a useless piece of shit and only had garbage in it, and (b) the phone was found or stolen or in any event wasn't hers and didn't work.

Obviously you were careful and you knew what you were doing, but to less-experienced mongers out there: never give money up front or chances are you'll never see the girl again and you'll go home with blue balls. At least, that's been my experience.

Peace,

Jose.

**Creeping** · 11-25-18 12:11

Originally Posted by Creeping [View Original Post]

As many times before I saw Carmel aka Brianna by the Springfield mall. Rates are. 5 qv, . 8 HH, $. 4 for the hour. I have repoir with her so YMMV but the one thing you will get is complete satisfaction! Light skinned, lots of tats, tight AF spinner body, 6 pack abs, nice firm sweater kittens and my favorite part, her luscious round, soft bubble butt. Oh and the kitty is tight AF too!

At those rates you can't beat it. Tell her Grey sent ya and maybe YMMV not that much!

Creepin.

My bad on making a rookie mistake, leaving vital info out: 305-490-6508.

**Creeping** · 11-25-18 11:53

As many times before I saw Carmel aka Brianna by the Springfield mall. Rates are. 5 qv, . 8 HH, $. 4 for the hour. I have repoir with her so YMMV but the one thing you will get is complete satisfaction! Light skinned, lots of tats, tight AF spinner body, 6 pack abs, nice firm sweater kittens and my favorite part, her luscious round, soft bubble butt. Oh and the kitty is tight AF too!

At those rates you can't beat it. Tell her Grey sent ya and maybe YMMV not that much!

Creepin.

**Metloaf** · 11-25-18 11:45

Originally Posted by Creeping [View Original Post]

Just want to make sure I'm reading this correctly, you paid 160 for a hh? Hell nah!

Hell nah and should've just given the money too boyfriend. Two things that's a no go for me is 1. Seeing pimp / bf whom $ going too 2. Seeing another monger leave the room you just told me to walk up too. No respect for privacy! !!

And that provider whom I haven't seen but was arranging a visit. Boyfriend called my phone, asking what timeframe would I arrive. Wtf

**Cachito123** · 11-25-18 11:37

There are so many people making mistakes in trying to do the.

System? Just go with the $ system.

$60, $100, $120, $200 any confusion?

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**Creeping** · 11-25-18 11:21

Originally Posted by Heyid [View Original Post]

Hi all,

First post on this forum. Have been a long-time lurker and benefitted from a lot of the reports in the NoVA / DC and in the NYC / CT regions, so I felt it was time to contribute back.

Dreamt about Riley on Switter (202-XXX-9654), who was advertising incall at a low-end motel in Fairfax. She posts a pretty extensive menu on Switter and was pretty quick to respond. Decided to see her for a hh spin. We arranged for noon. When I got there, got a bit of a weird vibe. Looked better than her pics, but she got out of her boyfriend's car and told me she needed 80 to rent the room. She promised to leave her phone and purse with me while she paid. Probably should have left as I was worried she was about to run with the money but little head took over and I agreed. Afterwards she got the keys to the room and we went up together. She's about 5'8", clean-smelling, nice soft tits, soft but still flat stomach, overall in great shape. Started with some light kissing, then a BBBJ, then asked for the cover, went through a couple of positions and finished in the bag. Damage was $. 6. Didn't mention the clock once. Said she'll be in the DC area for the next couple of months as she's originally from FL. I'd highly recommend her outside of the awkward introduction.

Just want to make sure I'm reading this correctly, you paid 160 for a hh? Hell nah!

**Khfrekek** · 11-25-18 11:10

Hi all!

Long time lurker here, but a newbie to the game. I have found three girls, "The blonde bombshells" on Eros: https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/files/8464894.htm.

Has anyone seen them? They also each have individual pages:

Kaitlyn Taylor: https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/files/8464894.htm.

Kelly: https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/f...5247.htm?cat=1.

Lana Love: https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/f...3027.htm?cat=1.

I would love to meet with them (one or multiple) but haven't found any reviews of them anywhere! I have found them listed at a few other sites, as well as some Twitter / mastadon presence for the last few years.

Does anyone have any experience? Are they fake / LE?

**Tom McAn** · 11-25-18 00:08

Originally Posted by Lohkey [View Original Post]

Saw a crapshoot outfit that has oakton as the city. What I can say is the girls were gorgeous. Very non GFE good english definitely an upsell but for me, it beats driving all the way to greenbelt to ensure I don't get the lady at my local carryout offering me a good time yes yes honey exyra shrimp. 160 for the hour. Sarah was the sexiest girl I've seen in va at any crapshoot. You can always pm. But cityxguide has 571 707 1652.

Earlier this evening I called a few places while I was deciding whether to seek some relief. I called the Oakton Asian outfit, using the number ending in 1662 as corrected, only to find out they were in the process of switching the talent. The new talent was scheduled to arrive later, but they texted me an alternate location. It turned out to be the same place in Annandale where I had last week's bad address or directions fiasco. I recently purchased a second burner phone and used the new phone this evening, so the scheduler probably didn't realize I was the same person.

I also contacted another Asian place in Alexandria, which responded with a text reading "you come baby" but didn't send an address. After those misses and striking out with a couple of non-Asian providers, I decided to stay home.

Here's a link to the Oakton ad which referred me to the Annandale location:

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/asian...ening-13909210

It appears the other ad to which I responded has been taken down. I sure hope it wasn't Uncle LEO carrying out a sting.

**Tom McAn** · 11-24-18 19:17

Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]

A man treks the path of many monger before him. A man schedules an appointment with KK. A simple text back and forth to acquire address. Plenty of parking. A man strips down and lies on a comfortable massage bed and is pampered with a superb muscle rub. Equipped with hot stones and attention to every part of the body. A man is placed into a dream-like trance blown away by the skill and technique of KK. After 45 or so minutes a man is asked to turn over. A man is not pushy or aggressive, he simply agrees to the full body massage and let's KK go to work. She wraps her hands around his member and a man sits back to enjoy the ambiance. A man doesn't pressure KK for FS or anything extra (he can go to greenbelt for that). Instead the man politely asks to explore and KK takes off her top allowing the man to dance in rhythm to the massage and proceed to make a mess after blowing his nose. A wonderful sneeze. He's cleaned up and asked if he wants a shower. A man agrees, changes, pays $. 4 for the services and heads off, ready to return another day.

That was a nice report, but as other mongers have noted discussions about her would be more appropriate in the massage parlor section. KK's service menu is limited; the services she offers don't fall into the escort category.

**Heyid** · 11-24-18 18:11

Hi all,

First post on this forum. Have been a long-time lurker and benefitted from a lot of the reports in the NoVA / DC and in the NYC / CT regions, so I felt it was time to contribute back.

Dreamt about Riley on Switter (202-XXX-9654), who was advertising incall at a low-end motel in Fairfax. She posts a pretty extensive menu on Switter and was pretty quick to respond. Decided to see her for a hh spin. We arranged for noon. When I got there, got a bit of a weird vibe. Looked better than her pics, but she got out of her boyfriend's car and told me she needed 80 to rent the room. She promised to leave her phone and purse with me while she paid. Probably should have left as I was worried she was about to run with the money but little head took over and I agreed. Afterwards she got the keys to the room and we went up together. She's about 5'8", clean-smelling, nice soft tits, soft but still flat stomach, overall in great shape. Started with some light kissing, then a BBBJ, then asked for the cover, went through a couple of positions and finished in the bag. Damage was $. 6. Didn't mention the clock once. Said she'll be in the DC area for the next couple of months as she's originally from FL. I'd highly recommend her outside of the awkward introduction.

**Shier** · 11-24-18 00:08

Thought I would second some earlier reports on Rodesia Rosa. https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/files/1832050.htm.

Discreet nice apt in Arlington, kind of feels like you're paying a visit to some hot young side action. Set everything up by text, she is very responsive. In person has an accent but is easy enough to understand. Parking was not as bad as I thought it would be. Arrived at the door with little trouble and she ushered me in.

Greeted me in a very sexy dress, she is super sweet, very friendly, likes to say flirty things to you but wastes no time getting down to it. She's following a script but I opted for a half so got to move things along. She disrobed and I took in her very hot figure. Very much like a pinup, very curvy hourglass figure. Her tits and ass are both 100% unquestionably without doubt bolt-ons, and are not the worst I've seen but are very firm and could be better. Still they're very nice. Large DDs, tight tummy and a pronounced derriere, but I'm not sure if she wouldn't look better natural. I opted for the half at $ . 4 because I knew she was non-GFE. Allows very light LFK, some roaming, breasts are responsive. Gave a thorough cleaning even though I said I was fresh out of the shower. After that gave the boys a nice tongue bath, moved to CBJ and then straight into cowgirl. I don't finish easily that way so her skills were good. Gave another thorough cleaning and sent me on my way. All in all a good short time, very much worth it.