Massage Parlor Reports

[Strych9999]

It's a good report. Covered all the necessary details. Thanks for TOFTT.

If this is the first time you've had no attempt at a HE, you haven't been exploring much. Which is fine. Plenty of guys just head to the places where they are certain of what they'll get. However, if all your going for is to get a HE from a middle aged Chinese woman, you're really not getting the best bargain.

Most of the preferred AMPs give a massage that is lousy. Anyone who's ever had a legitimate, clinical massage knows that an AMP massage is likely to fall short. Then it's followed by a HE that's seldom anything special. If you're lucky you get a dry kiss and a limp hug to finish up.

However, there are a few places that offer something more. I'm not talking about FS or CBJ, although those are always nice to find. I'm talking about a better overall experience for your money.

Over the years I've found a few places that give a great massage. Although it's not the same, a great Asian massage is just as enjoyable as a great therapeutic massage.

Other places, the massage is pretty good, but the woman is exceptional, not just with the handshake, but with the whole experience. They're just great to be around, happy, funny, playful or sensual. It changes the whole experience, even if nothing else is available.

Thank you for your opinion, Jjbee62. Yeah, you are correct -- I haven't been out exploring much and this was actually my first attempt at doing so, mostly because the place was new and only had one report. I get where you're coming from and in all honesty, that lady did some awesome stuff that had me waking up the next day feeling like I was a new man. I"ll take your advice and start poking around new areas -- the best part for me is really the anticipation.

[DuggerJug]

Any specials?

Anyone seen Jessica from Phoenix lately.

The other girl there said she went to New York in September.

[SAndrews]

Any specials?

Anyone seen Jessica from Phoenix lately.

[Jaye Diggs]

At the door there was a chubby late 40's big butt and tits Asian. Not hot. I asked for coco and an ugly as fuck showed up. I thought that a BJ would do so I selected the chubby one. She ask for $40 for hhr but request upfront tip. Fuck you, I left. I guess they changed providers but keep the names.

Stay safe.

Damn, homie!! That's why I hurried with the same day report. I was afraid that would happen.

Happy hunting.

[DuggerJug]

Went to Tuscon today. Chubby asian said her name was Nikki greeted me. Not a good massage. Wanted. 6 tip for standard finish. I asked about FS quoted $$ I said no thanks. Paid for hour massage got 30 plus a higher tip. Will never repeat until I hear that she is gone.

[IndyGolfer60]

Went to east side yesterday. Have the following to report: not sure of where I wanted to go, so I was checking out all the places. You spa still there next to the Chinese place. Indy massage on Tenth, which was the new home of Rebecca of Muffler fame is closed. Sweet spa behind RB's is well reviewed. Today I ended up at rose at 1511 b post. Ni ni a very petite asian with curly hair and an overbite that would make a chipmunk wince. Very soft and slow steady massage, the way I like it. Over and under allowed. Very sensitive to snatch rub, would not let me DATY. Nice slow finish. Will repeat. Saw a sign that said "If you reek of alcohol or marijuana you will not be serviced" thought that was pretty bold until I realized it was the barber shop next door.

I took a trip up to Post Road because I had never been up there. Review was spot on and had same girl, was what I was looking for and she didn't dissapoint standar HH rates apply.

[IndyGolfer60]

Visited Sweet early on Monday thinking I would have a one hour relaxing time. 6/10 chubby Nana greated me, but was enthusiastic so OK?? Sophia is gone. Sensuous massage started early as well as the upsell on the flip. Door bell rings and comes back to rush the session. So I renegotiate to 1/2 hr fee for the 40 minutes. Standard fee and standard service. Will not repeat.

I stoped by around 11:15 today and must have been nana that greeted me was pushing me toward the front room didn't get chance to see if my girl was still there or not, guessing no from the reports. I told Nana I had forgot my wallet and would be back.

[Jjbee62]

Was planning on running some errands early one morning, but found myself near Banner. I thought about it but had heard about a new place just up west of there, so I thought I'd give it a try and hope the sermon had an impact on my filthy soul. Fairly small, discrete parking a plus, with an a small open sign on the door.

Was greeted by a waif-ish 40-ish gal, name unknown, friendly, scarce english, in yoga pants. I took the 1 hour, paid the house fee, and she led me to a room off to the right. Previous report was accurate meaning the building doesn't look great on the outside, but they did try their best to spruce to the place up on the inside with the carpeting.

Ladies: Gal who greeted me did the massage but there was at least one other lady there, possibly the MMS, who I never saw.

Massage: This is where my report and the previous report deviate. The massage was an actual massage. Not much oil, which I prefer, but this gal was using some kind of ancient Chinese acupressure stuff on me. I was surprised she didn't try burning incense and doing some kind of temple chant. Not a firm massage but nonetheless relaxing.

Flip: The flip happened and no joy to be had. More massage, acupressure, and face rubbing (which was kinda nice), and zero attention to the man downstairs. When the hour was up she announced it, gave a big hug, and I left. WTF just happened?

Notes: This was definitely the first time I've experienced an AMP that didn't at least try to hint at a HE on the flip. I only paid for services rendered and nothing more. Despite her age I could tell this gal was new, or at least new to how this kind of massage is performed and the expectations. I may have had a different experience if I had tried the other gal but I could hear pots clinking, rice being poured, and some Chinese station broadcasting the latest "glorious leader approved" news.

Overall: The massage was pretty damn good -- I felt great. Something to that acupressure stuff, I guess, but let's be real here folks. We don't go to these places for a good massage so in that regard this place gets a low score from me (for now). This place just opened recently and maybe with enough time, with more providers circulating through, it could become better. Only time will tell.

Stay safe out there.

It's a good report. Covered all the necessary details. Thanks for TOFTT.

If this is the first time you've had no attempt at a HE, you haven't been exploring much. Which is fine. Plenty of guys just head to the places where they are certain of what they'll get. However, if all your going for is to get a HE from a middle aged Chinese woman, you're really not getting the best bargain.

Most of the preferred AMPs give a massage that is lousy. Anyone who's ever had a legitimate, clinical massage knows that an AMP massage is likely to fall short. Then it's followed by a HE that's seldom anything special. If you're lucky you get a dry kiss and a limp hug to finish up.

However, there are a few places that offer something more. I'm not talking about FS or CBJ, although those are always nice to find. I'm talking about a better overall experience for your money.

Over the years I've found a few places that give a great massage. Although it's not the same, a great Asian massage is just as enjoyable as a great therapeutic massage.

Other places, the massage is pretty good, but the woman is exceptional, not just with the handshake, but with the whole experience. They're just great to be around, happy, funny, playful or sensual. It changes the whole experience, even if nothing else is available.

Those places don't get talked about much, mainly because the guys who are going there have never heard of USASG. And most of the guys here would rather not take the risk with an unknown place.

Perhaps I'm just getting too old, but the same old mechanical ending, with the dirty towels and the Walmart bottled water doesn't work for me anymore. I'd rather try an unknown place that nobody has heard of, than "you come back in 20 minute. Ok?" Maybe I just get the standard stuff. Maybe I get a great massage and nothing else. Or maybe this one will be the home run.

Keep exploring. Keep trying new places and keep writing your reviews.

[TheBlindman]

Visited Sweet early on Monday thinking I would have a one hour relaxing time. 6/10 chubby Nana greated me, but was enthusiastic so OK?? Sophia is gone. Sensuous massage started early as well as the upsell on the flip. Door bell rings and comes back to rush the session. So I renegotiate to 1/2 hr fee for the 40 minutes. Standard fee and standard service. Will not repeat.

[Skooby]

Good day everyone. I'm coming into town this week.

I'm actually looking for AMP providers that are a little older and heavier but still give a great massage with just the standard afterwards. I don't mind the age and weight and in some ways prefer it.

If you have some that are non-AMP then that's good too. Thanks...!

[Strych9999]

Was planning on running some errands early one morning, but found myself near Banner. I thought about it but had heard about a new place just up west of there, so I thought I'd give it a try and hope the sermon had an impact on my filthy soul. Fairly small, discrete parking a plus, with an a small open sign on the door.

Was greeted by a waif-ish 40-ish gal, name unknown, friendly, scarce english, in yoga pants. I took the 1 hour, paid the house fee, and she led me to a room off to the right. Previous report was accurate meaning the building doesn't look great on the outside, but they did try their best to spruce to the place up on the inside with the carpeting.

Ladies: Gal who greeted me did the massage but there was at least one other lady there, possibly the MMS, who I never saw.

Massage: This is where my report and the previous report deviate. The massage was an actual massage. Not much oil, which I prefer, but this gal was using some kind of ancient Chinese acupressure stuff on me. I was surprised she didn't try burning incense and doing some kind of temple chant. Not a firm massage but nonetheless relaxing.

Flip: The flip happened and no joy to be had. More massage, acupressure, and face rubbing (which was kinda nice), and zero attention to the man downstairs. When the hour was up she announced it, gave a big hug, and I left. WTF just happened?

Notes: This was definitely the first time I've experienced an AMP that didn't at least try to hint at a HE on the flip. I only paid for services rendered and nothing more. Despite her age I could tell this gal was new, or at least new to how this kind of massage is performed and the expectations. I may have had a different experience if I had tried the other gal but I could hear pots clinking, rice being poured, and some Chinese station broadcasting the latest "glorious leader approved" news.

Overall: The massage was pretty damn good -- I felt great. Something to that acupressure stuff, I guess, but let's be real here folks. We don't go to these places for a good massage so in that regard this place gets a low score from me (for now). This place just opened recently and maybe with enough time, with more providers circulating through, it could become better. Only time will tell.

Stay safe out there.

[LongShaft2016]

Was indeed on fire for me today! It's been a while for me. I have been going to Ni Ni here and there, but just haven't reported. Always a good time for me there.

Today's place: 86th Street Fire House.

Name: Coco.

Looks: 9/10 on the AMP scale. She is hot as fuck! Slim, early 30's I'd say, nice C cup tits with huge perfect nipples, tight round ass, long smooth legs, pretty face with dimples to boot.

Massage: 1 hr with table shower. Technique is great and polished. Straddled my head for part of it. At one point, near the end, she straddled my butt and massaged it and my legs with her legs! Roaming allowed.

Finish: She upsells. I settled on HJ, tits out and dress up. She had on thongs and I was free to roam to my heart's content.

Damage: $140. Yeah, I know, expensive! But she had me warped! Been a long time since I had someone that sexy taking care of me.

Peace.

At the door there was a chubby late 40's big butt and tits Asian. Not hot. I asked for coco and an ugly as fuck showed up. I thought that a BJ would do so I selected the chubby one. She ask for $40 for hhr but request upfront tip. Fuck you, I left. I guess they changed providers but keep the names.

Stay safe.

[Bubba60]

Unless it has changed in the last month nothing but a good masage not even a chance of a HE.

Been there a few times and you're right. Great massage but no chance of HE. On the upside she is a pretty lady.

[IndyGolfer60]

I see you mongers, keeping those walk-in AMPs working overtime on Fridays. I've been shut out the last 2 weeks, but its cool.

As long as someone gets me a report on the Ruyi, just north of and spa (old H) on Emerson.

Stay safe this weekend.

Unless it has changed in the last month nothing but a good masage not even a chance of a HE.

[PurpleHey]

I see you mongers, keeping those walk-in AMPs working overtime on Fridays. I've been shut out the last 2 weeks, but its cool.

As long as someone gets me a report on the Ruyi, just north of and spa (old H) on Emerson.

Stay safe this weekend.