Massage Parlor Reports

[Wally2822]

Does anyone else drink and get a bit tipsy before hitting the massage parlor so you can last longer when getting BBBJ or FS? Is smelling like alcohol frowned upon by the providers?

How long do you want to last when you are getting serviced at a massage parlor? Are the providers expectations that you'll just dump your load quickly and be done with it / leave or what? Do you run the risk of her stopping if you are hammering away and can't blow?

I suffer from pretty severe premature evacuation but alcohol works absolute wonders for me.

In all honesty, who cares if its frowned upon by them or not? I think that's the least of their concerns. As long as you pay I don't they care. I'm sure they've serviced people that had terrible BO and haven't cleaned up in days. If you're looking to last longer. Try a mortin 800 like an hour before your massage. That usually doesn't make you bust quickly. I'm a younger guy but I tried Viagra once. Wow. Right after the first pop I was still hard and was able to go again. I didn't want to make that a habit but if you know you're going to get some action, try a motrin 800 an hour or so before. That should help you last longer.

[Wally2822]

Can anyone attest to the quality of Massage Breeze BBBJ? I'm so paranoid about STI's that I've never partook, only handy. Is it worth it?

I personally think its a great BJ. No complaints over here as far as her BJ skills.

[Golfnut1913]

When they have clothes on they look like there is not much boobs. But when the clothes come off you are surprised that there is a lot more there.

Do you have a link for her?

[JoeTruck]

What is jc? Not into chunky ladies, but am in search of a really good massage.

Sorry jc spa on Kelly ask for sue one of the better massages I've had.

[BigCass]

When they have clothes on they look like there is not much boobs. But when the clothes come off you are surprised that there is a lot more there.

Wondering if she was tall or short. Also, not sure what you mean by hide-a-rack? Lately the 2 providers there have been Yellow and Momo.

[LeftHand44]

Wondering if she was tall or short. Also, not sure what you mean by hide-a-rack? Lately the 2 providers there have been Yellow and Momo.

I was there Sunday morning. Yellow answered door and I saw Momo. Freezing cold in the room. Standard 140 fee with massage and 2 pops.

[BigCass]

She got brought up on here recently so decided to see her last week. Just as I remembered. Absolutely horrible massage. Just rubs her hands on ur back and legs. No pressure at all. The flip is standard, but she does have really good technique here. Just can't see myself going back bc I like an actual massage, and I would rate hers as a 1/10 maybe. Looks are so so. A bit on the bigger side. Very nice tho. Good attitude.

[LeftHand44]

I've tried to attempt FS with her. She reacted surprised but didn't really seem opposed to it. I didn't go through with it because I felt that she would have been very unenthusiastic. So I just laid back down and got the standard Russian to bbbjwcim.

I agree. She is not down at getting fucked. She will let you fuck her at no upsell but she is not into it. I fucked her twice and both time were the worst. 2nd time I stopped and pulled condom off and had her finish me with her mouth. She does have condoms and she is a great value if you like an okay massage with a lot of talking about her son and a BBBJCIM finish.

[QuestForFun]

I'm not sure why I remember reading rave reviews, but I can say it just wasn't for me. She's a nice lady but she just wouldn't stop talking about her German body. She does get very into it all but it just wasn't worth the drive and money.

She is probably in her 60's but has a little pep left in her.

If anybody knows of a descent provider that provides a good massage and some extras in the east side like Sterling Heights or warren please tell me.

Def not worth the $$ either. No FS no thanks.

[BigCass]

What is jc? Not into chunky ladies, but am in search of a really good massage.

After a long week at the job decided to go see the chunky massage ladywho will give a giid strong massage but she was not there the new lady was candy or kane something like that should of went else where I got a lazy forearm massage was in and out in 15 minutes not a good time will call before I go next time.

[Neilnbob]

Stopped by M1 late last week.....The stoned-looking provider with a hide-a-rack, looks 30 but is probably 45, medium length hair took me into the room...Didn't catch her name ....

Wondering if she was tall or short. Also, not sure what you mean by hide-a-rack? Lately the 2 providers there have been Yellow and Momo.

[JoeTruck]

After a long week at the job decided to go see the chunky massage ladywho will give a giid strong massage but she was not there the new lady was candy or kane something like that should of went else where I got a lazy forearm massage was in and out in 15 minutes not a good time will call before I go next time.

[Bruce248]

I'm not sure why I remember reading rave reviews, but I can say it just wasn't for me. She's a nice lady but she just wouldn't stop talking about her German body. She does get very into it all but it just wasn't worth the drive and money.

She is probably in her 60's but has a little pep left in her.

If anybody knows of a descent provider that provides a good massage and some extras in the east side like Sterling Heights or warren please tell me.

[QuestForFun]

I've tried to attempt FS with her. She reacted surprised but didn't really seem opposed to it. I didn't go through with it because I felt that she would have been very unenthusiastic. So I just laid back down and got the standard Russian to bbbjwcim.

Dead fish!! Not worth doing. Stick with what she's good at.

[Bruce248]

While not great, I have enjoyed the ones I have had from her. She does CIM and takes it all in.

I am actually wanting to know if it's possible to get full service from her.

I've tried to attempt FS with her. She reacted surprised but didn't really seem opposed to it. I didn't go through with it because I felt that she would have been very unenthusiastic. So I just laid back down and got the standard Russian to bbbjwcim.