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[JustAMonger]

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[DomCorazon]

So, did you get the large cans' name? What was the damage?

Her name is probably someone on the forum, don't know it. $70 for the $45 minutes, $60 for the more than generic HE. Where is it? RTFF.

[Cabbie2]

So, did you get the large cans' name? What was the damage?

What place is this?

[Walker333]

That older one is the one I had the first time I was there. When I went back to get something more from her I got stuck with some granny with rough hands that I swore the place off. Recently, called and went straight to voicemail. Asked to set something up with new fun one. No reply so called again and they picked up. Headed over. As I rang doorbell they were managing traffic by hiding monger in first room so we didn't have to see each other in lobby. Large cans took me to room and asked if I had been there before and she said she remembered me. Jenny came in and didn't recognize me so she asked how I knew her. I said my friend Mike told me about her. Since it was chilly she covered me in a sheet and a blanket and she was pretty chatty and giggly. Then she did some back walking. She started out with some pretty painful foot pressure. Then when she moved to the back walking Large Cans came in to massage other areas and do the LEO check. They also spoke in Korean but you could tell new girl told her I got her name from Mike. Then new girl came down from back walking and large cans started pulling down new girls pants. Large cans left and new girl started HE. She even laid on me to make out but she was only closed mouth pecking. She got down and completed HE with me sucking her tits. Nice full release. She's not that young and the mid section isn't the best but due to the current climate and her willingness, it was fun, but probably one and done for me.

So, did you get the large cans' name? What was the damage?

[DomCorazon]

I was charged $70 for 45 minutes but it went much longer probably closer to an hour. Came in to see the elusive one but got the older one. It was pretty spectacular. Everything covered.

Got a bangin' body for a late fifties to 60 year old. Large cans for a Korean girl. Saw the elusive one on the way out, she looked pretty jealous!

Too bad, that's what all that teasing will get you!! Yeah, the older one's not in the same league as the younger one but she's much more flexible. 175 OTD.

Yeah, I'm done with the younger one.

That older one is the one I had the first time I was there. When I went back to get something more from her I got stuck with some granny with rough hands that I swore the place off. Recently, called and went straight to voicemail. Asked to set something up with new fun one. No reply so called again and they picked up. Headed over. As I rang doorbell they were managing traffic by hiding monger in first room so we didn't have to see each other in lobby. Large cans took me to room and asked if I had been there before and she said she remembered me. Jenny came in and didn't recognize me so she asked how I knew her. I said my friend Mike told me about her. Since it was chilly she covered me in a sheet and a blanket and she was pretty chatty and giggly. Then she did some back walking. She started out with some pretty painful foot pressure. Then when she moved to the back walking Large Cans came in to massage other areas and do the LEO check. They also spoke in Korean but you could tell new girl told her I got her name from Mike. Then new girl came down from back walking and large cans started pulling down new girls pants. Large cans left and new girl started HE. She even laid on me to make out but she was only closed mouth pecking. She got down and completed HE with me sucking her tits. Nice full release. She's not that young and the mid section isn't the best but due to the current climate and her willingness, it was fun, but probably one and done for me.

[JustAMonger]

I was kinda wondering the same thing about GFE. I haven't been going to Lake Villa in a long time, because $75 for 45 minutes is simply too much.

I was charged $70 for 45 minutes but it went much longer probably closer to an hour. Came in to see the elusive one but got the older one. It was pretty spectacular. Everything covered.

Got a bangin' body for a late fifties to 60 year old. Large cans for a Korean girl. Saw the elusive one on the way out, she looked pretty jealous!

Too bad, that's what all that teasing will get you!! Yeah, the older one's not in the same league as the younger one but she's much more flexible. 175 OTD.

Yeah, I'm done with the younger one.

[Filling79]

Anyone venture to 109 recently? Is it still pretend to be legit? Thinking of TOFTT this weekend but would love a heads up!

I was there earlier this week. Got Lynn. She says she's the only one who would offer extra items. Decent service though!

[JMister691]

Anyone venture to 109 recently? Is it still pretend to be legit? Thinking of TOFTT this weekend but would love a heads up!

[JustAMonger]

Just curious. What does this mean? I think I know, but can you elaborate a little? Send PM if you wish.

I sent you a couple PMs recently. Haven't heard any answers back. I'll send you another.

[Kampyone]

.... make sure that your healthy does a hardness check. Make sure you're ready to go....

Just curious. What does this mean? I think I know, but can you elaborate a little? Send PM if you wish.

[JustAMonger]

OK well sounds like she has some of the classic Asian skills. Dude you really missed out on the heyday of AMPs around here. Like around 15-20 years ago they were all 20's-30's cute, nice bodies, very friendly, courteous, etc. They treated you like a king. A typical session would end with them dressing you. And FS was a common option. Oh that special skill of slipping the condom on with their mouth WOW! They generally wouldn't kiss, but most would cuddle. Oh yeah little to no upselling.

In any event my main question was how to actually see her? The odds seem stacked against it. I'm on the fence about giving it another shot. For $10 less I can take a 20 minute drive to a place where I can get a table shower with a cute girl that won't upsell and has more convenient hours for those of us who go in the evening. Plus the discreet entrance too.

Hello Zeuss.

It's not very difficult at all. Usually she's the workhorse. She takes the majority of the customers. The other lady kind of directs traffic. Since you have been there already you could try to call ahead. That's what I would do to be sure. I would also tell them that you've been there before. At least try it once. But not on Sunday or Monday her days off.

She adds a different dimension to what I'm used to. I like the LFK. I like being undressed and checked. She's cute and although not voluptuous she reminds me of the girls I used to date when I was 18 and 19 years old. Even the full Bush. Definitely a tease / Hustler. Nothing past L1. It may not be GFE but it's definitely better than some 40 or 50 something jackhammering you into submission are stopping short of the Finish.

If I could I would go to Exercise Spa as often as possible but it's a far drive for me and a little harder on the pocketbook.

You are correct, I am relatively new to this Hobby. I'm almost glad I didn't learn about it early in my years. I probably would have been broke all my adult life.

[Zeuss]

Okay, I agree with you the description of GFE means full-blown everything. I get that. I was just thinking she's more like a girlfriend when she takes care of you. Takes your clothes off for you, make sure that your healthy does a hardness check. Make sure you're ready to go. Not many providers kiss. She does it and she likes it. Or fakes like she likes it. Maybe not everybody gets that.

At some point of course it's becomes a tease when you think you're going to get the prize and all you get is a standard finish if you want to make it that way and lay on your back. I just hope she showers between mongers. And watches that black and white polka-dot bra! I keep telling her just take it all the way off and it won't get so messy!

Sorry, I mislabeled it GFE. It's just very rare to get kissing and cuddling from a regular AMP. Most of the time they're watching you hoping you hurry up. Watching the clock looking at you and then looking back at the clock.

OK well sounds like she has some of the classic Asian skills. Dude you really missed out on the heyday of AMPs around here. Like around 15-20 years ago they were all 20's-30's cute, nice bodies, very friendly, courteous, etc. They treated you like a king. A typical session would end with them dressing you. And FS was a common option. Oh that special skill of slipping the condom on with their mouth WOW! They generally wouldn't kiss, but most would cuddle. Oh yeah little to no upselling.

In any event my main question was how to actually see her? The odds seem stacked against it. I'm on the fence about giving it another shot. For $10 less I can take a 20 minute drive to a place where I can get a table shower with a cute girl that won't upsell and has more convenient hours for those of us who go in the evening. Plus the discreet entrance too.

[Zeuss]

I was kinda wondering the same thing about GFE. I haven't been going to Lake Villa in a long time, because $75 for 45 minutes is simply too much.

Which places on Rand are you thinking of? I can't think of any that I've been to. Well, I used to go to a Foot massage place on Rand & Dundee, it wasn't anything special at the time- open, barely even curtains inside. A plump but friendly masseuse who teased a bit but never delivered anything. However I'm kind of curious about the place now- they changed names (Foot Park) and now they run super sexy ads Skip The Games. I'm assuming it's all just fake and they are the same wide-open/no privacy foot spa they always were. But if you know differently, let me know.

http://chicago.skipthegames.com/massage/asian/foot-park-spa847-496-4772sexy/700083164089

Wauconda is the mecca for now.

[JustAMonger]

I must be missing something since when does GFE = HJ?

I've visited and wound up with a seasoned veteran. It appeared that there were two veterans plus the elusive one. So how does one need magically happen across Jenny? The numbers aren't very good! I can visit the places along Rand road, spend less, have better odds at having at least an average girl, get a table shower depending on the venue; have more convenient hours and end up just as happy.

What am I missing here?

Okay, I agree with you the description of GFE means full-blown everything. I get that. I was just thinking she's more like a girlfriend when she takes care of you. Takes your clothes off for you, make sure that your healthy does a hardness check. Make sure you're ready to go. Not many providers kiss. She does it and she likes it. Or fakes like she likes it. Maybe not everybody gets that.

At some point of course it's becomes a tease when you think you're going to get the prize and all you get is a standard finish if you want to make it that way and lay on your back. I just hope she showers between mongers. And watches that black and white polka-dot bra! I keep telling her just take it all the way off and it won't get so messy!

Sorry, I mislabeled it GFE. It's just very rare to get kissing and cuddling from a regular AMP. Most of the time they're watching you hoping you hurry up. Watching the clock looking at you and then looking back at the clock.

[AddictedToAmp]

I must be missing something since when does GFE = HJ?

I've visited and wound up with a seasoned veteran. It appeared that there were two veterans plus the elusive one. So how does one need magically happen across Jenny? The numbers aren't very good! I can visit the places along Rand road, spend less, have better odds at having at least an average girl, get a table shower depending on the venue; have more convenient hours and end up just as happy.

What am I missing here?

I was kinda wondering the same thing about GFE. I haven't been going to Lake Villa in a long time, because $75 for 45 minutes is simply too much.

Which places on Rand are you thinking of? I can't think of any that I've been to. Well, I used to go to a Foot massage place on Rand & Dundee, it wasn't anything special at the time- open, barely even curtains inside. A plump but friendly masseuse who teased a bit but never delivered anything. However I'm kind of curious about the place now- they changed names (Foot Park) and now they run super sexy ads Skip The Games. I'm assuming it's all just fake and they are the same wide-open/no privacy foot spa they always were. But if you know differently, let me know.

http://chicago.skipthegames.com/massage/asian/foot-park-spa847-496-4772sexy/700083164089