Massage Parlor Reports

[Caribe]

On my way to an Amazing place in Westminster yesterday I decided to detour west and head to F&C instead. Never been there before. Parked in the large parking lot, not giving a damn who saw me (that's for those of you terrified of being seen, LOL) Saw a really cheap, gaudy dressed Chinese woman with way too much makeup standing in the lobby as I approached, so I knew it must be the right place. A man who was sitting outside the shop bolted upright and followed me in (PPS) and quoted me prices for a foot massage (no), a clothed body massage (no, keep going) and finally a body massage in "the big room". I swear that was what was written on the price menu up front. So of course I went for the $40/ hr "big room". Seemed like a bargain to me. Turns out the "big room" was just an average sized massage room with walls that didn't go to the ceiling and a curtain for a door, but at least it was kind of private. I prep myself and in comes a chunky 30-something yo gal in a flowing red dress. No chatter and she began the teasing almost immediately. I usually get that after repeat visits but this gal must have read my mind (I'm sure the $$ bait I left out and my being naked helped a bit too). She needed no guidance which was nice and I got in under the dress & undies but she didn't go topless.The tip amount never came up so I gave her $ . 5 for her skillz & aggressiveness. Didn't get her name since I don't think she said more than 3 words during the entire hour session but I plan on returning and trying to find her again.

Good report, LG. Girls at that shop are hungry and competitive. I like how PPS quotes the entire menu to you. The do get several legit women customers. They even have a some decent Yelp reviews.

[HowdyDoody32]

Place still dark as fuck? I remember lady had to guide me lmfao old eyes couldn't adjust. Was she any pretty?

[Lovergrrl]

On my way to an Amazing place in Westminster yesterday I decided to detour west and head to F&C instead. Never been there before. Parked in the large parking lot, not giving a damn who saw me (that's for those of you terrified of being seen, LOL) Saw a really cheap, gaudy dressed Chinese woman with way too much makeup standing in the lobby as I approached, so I knew it must be the right place. A man who was sitting outside the shop bolted upright and followed me in (PPS) and quoted me prices for a foot massage (no), a clothed body massage (no, keep going) and finally a body massage in "the big room". I swear that was what was written on the price menu up front. So of course I went for the $40/ hr "big room". Seemed like a bargain to me. Turns out the "big room" was just an average sized massage room with walls that didn't go to the ceiling and a curtain for a door, but at least it was kind of private. I prep myself and in comes a chunky 30-something yo gal in a flowing red dress. No chatter and she began the teasing almost immediately. I usually get that after repeat visits but this gal must have read my mind (I'm sure the $$ bait I left out and my being naked helped a bit too). She needed no guidance which was nice and I got in under the dress & undies but she didn't go topless.The tip amount never came up so I gave her $ . 5 for her skillz & aggressiveness. Didn't get her name since I don't think she said more than 3 words during the entire hour session but I plan on returning and trying to find her again.

[DuckJl]

Tried Sara in HS.

Small tit and big ass. Great hand action.

But not as what I imagined where everyone praised.

[TotalGrip]

House Fee 40 for hhr. Topless massage and HJ 60 tip.

Provider is small BBW. Big butt, boobs DD (Not perky or full / firm. Not saggy, but not youthful.), nipples are perfect, face is very pretty. Massage was solid. Really good experience with extras.

Looks - 4/5.

Massage - 4/5.

Extras - 5/5.

Kinda pricy. Would've been worth it if BBBJ was offered, or if boobs were better. Probably won't repeat.

[Meshugga]

Need to know this too.

Pretty typical, 60/40. She doesn't negotiate it up front. I've tipped higher before when I'm feeling it or she's put in an exceptional effort. She's basically HE only, with a prostate exam if that's your thing. One time there was some oral action, which she initiated on her own, I think she was feeling pressed for time LOL. Next time after that, she was adamant it had never happened. Maybe it's just me, but that's been my experience.

Her massage is pretty good, if you have an area that needs work, she will hit it with gusto.

[Kknm1]

Mission Viejo, or Westminster?

It's the one in Westminster.

[SaltyDog]

Mia is my favorite girl here. Tall good looking Chinese girl, great massages.

35 $ for the house, 40 $ for the girl.

Just got out of the place, her massage was so goid that I fell asleep during the session.

Tall? How tall is she? I love tall Chinese women.

[Lovergrrl]

....Valerie is a Woman and will make you feel like a man.

LOL sorry but that feeling ain't on my TDL.

And there are actually quite a few girls at HS who get very little mention that are hidden treasures.

[MrSunnyHills]

Mia is my favorite girl here. Tall good looking Chinese girl, great massages.

35 $ for the house, 40 $ for the girl.

Just got out of the place, her massage was so goid that I fell asleep during the session.

Mission Viejo, or Westminster?

[RookieMistake]

I've had a # of providers and none come close to Valerie at HS. She's so hot, every time she gets out of her uniform my jaw drops. I only see her now at HS. I've noticed a few times trying to book an appointment, the girl doing the booking was extremely lazy / not responding after I requested Val. I had to be persistent to get the appointment. And I later find out she wasn't even busy. So just know if you try to book with Valerie, you may have to follow up. I only have this issue with one of the girls that works the front, not the other.

I'm surprised I never see her mentioned here. I've had most of the girls at HS including Novia, and there's no comparison. Novia has a little girl's body, Valerie is a Woman and will make you feel like a man.

Is FS available here? I tried Novia but she told me FS is not on the menu. I tried the nuru which I enjoyed but wanted more.

[Kknm1]

Mia is my favorite girl here. Tall good looking Chinese girl, great massages.

35 $ for the house, 40 $ for the girl.

Just got out of the place, her massage was so goid that I fell asleep during the session.

[Dialing77]

I've had a # of providers and none come close to Valerie at HS. She's so hot, every time she gets out of her uniform my jaw drops. I only see her now at HS. I've noticed a few times trying to book an appointment, the girl doing the booking was extremely lazy / not responding after I requested Val. I had to be persistent to get the appointment. And I later find out she wasn't even busy. So just know if you try to book with Valerie, you may have to follow up. I only have this issue with one of the girls that works the front, not the other.

I'm surprised I never see her mentioned here. I've had most of the girls at HS including Novia, and there's no comparison. Novia has a little girl's body, Valerie is a Woman and will make you feel like a man.

[Fe Maiden]

What's the damage?

Need to know this too.

[AsianPussy]

That kind of sucks that you get charged the house fee of $65 twice. You are technically only using one room so the house shouldn't force you to pay that. But I get it. And that's a nice 40th gift to yourself. Sounds like fun, how was Chloe? Is she a white chick?

It sucks but everyplace charges you the house fee for each girl. It's only one room but it's 2 girls.

If you read my posts about 2 weeks back I do a Chloe review. 30 ish yo Vietnamese chick with giant natural funbags.