Escort Reports

[Roamin Roman]

It's easy to take things at face value in one's own culture. But every so often, you comes across something that is a result of language differences between another culture and your own. And, if you take it at face value, it seems odd. You ask yourself, "WTF do they mean by that?" If and when you figure it out, it brings a smile. For instance, I came across the following on one of the other ad sites yesterday:

Call Me at: 202-830-0805 (Available Now) ---- NO YOUNG NO PAY ---- TWO GIRL DUO SHOWER TOGETHER❤️ , GEL NURU MASSAGE❤️ , 360 ROTATION❤️ , KISSING❤️ , FACESITTING❤️ , 69 STYLE❤️ and More UNDREAMED-OF services. 130-160/one girl 240/two girl Call Me at: 202-830-0805 (Incall Only) I have my own places in Arlington/Falls Church VA, pls mention which town closer to you when you call me, thanks.

I said to myself, "What the heck is '360 rotation?" And then, it occurred to me. A "hobby" term we often use is unfamiliar to them. So, to understand it, they've translated it from English to Chinese. Then, when composing an ad in English (where the person composing the ad might not be aware of what the original slang term was), the "best guess" translation makes its way into the text of the ad.

So, what exactly does "360 rotation" mean?

Well, they're trying to tell us that their girls are. . . "Spinners".

[DoggieFan]

More than my budget but she looks legit.

$$$$$ for an hour, Yikes.

Doing a Google search she also advertises on her Twitter account. I didn't know that was allowed.

I believe everything is on the menu (I'd hope so at that rate) except BBFS & Greek.

Would appreciate any feed back either here or if she's your UTR via PM.

https://mobile.twitter.com/madisonrisque?lang=en

https://washingtondc.adlist24.com/escorts/a3198285

[DoggieFan]

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/colom...e-ago-12891409

Papi tu colombianana apetitoso bien Rica Ben llamame 5716603299 100 % real la foto sterling.

I had the opportunity of seeing this lady in Manassas a few days ago for the. 6 short stay. Easy to set up and make an appointment. Arrived and was given the room information. Went up and started a CBJ with good skills, she started on top then swapped to doggy until completion. Got dressed said my goodbyes. It was a good visit and worth the. 6. The photos were real and accurate. The lady was nice. I've paid a lot more and gotten the same results. I would repeat.

Based on this review I reached out to Niomi about seeing her. She was in Sterling at a nice midrange hotel near the airport.

Her communication is really quick & based on her not knowing something that she texted was the reason for delaying our visit, there may be someone else handling her texts. Still better that than trying to set things up with a total flake.

While texting before our meeting I inquired about GFE options. They were available as a la cart.

BBBJ. 6 Greek $.

I booked a QV for. 6. She is a little older than her pics & the shots are glamed up some but I wasn't disappointed. She is a ball of fire. In my dream DFK, CBJ (balls washed), DATY, DATO & I added the trip to the Islands. Didn't bother with CFS. Greek in doggie, prone bone & RCG. She can take a pounding and that big firm ass was perfect for slapping.

Tits are amazing and made for Russian. Finished by dropping a good amount of protein on them while the boys basked in the oral hot tub.

I went well over a half on a QV, non stop action. She didn't complain at all about the extra time. I think we both were pretty content. For $. 6, I will repeat.

[OlderNotWiser]

Hey everyone, has anyone seen Zariah recently? She's been posting in the area on switter periodically but haven't seen any reviews or info of her since 6 months ago. Anyone have any insight? Thanks!

http://zariahflower.escorts.biz

https://switter.at/@ZariahFlower

Visited last March. Enjoyed my stay, but not enough to repeat. Very, very thin.

Friendly. Remember her throwing me on bed and immediately straddling my face.

Early morning, maybe that's how she wakes up.

[VAMatt]

Hey everyone, has anyone seen Zariah recently? She's been posting in the area on switter periodically but haven't seen any reviews or info of her since 6 months ago. Anyone have any insight? Thanks!

http://zariahflower.escorts.biz

https://switter.at/@ZariahFlower

I saw Zariah about a month ago. I contacted her via email and her pics are accurate. I had a pretty good time, but she is a bit too skinny for me and not sure if I would repeat.

It looks like she has a new friend with her. I have not met Kiera, but let us know if you try:

https://switter.at/@kierastone

[Creeping]

For Creeping and others:

Pretty simple with a Google search! You just have to be a little creative, guys!

Z- End of Internet lesson for all that need it.

Much appreciated, the link added to the report would have met the mail. Thanks again!

Creepin.

[BCommodore]

Hey everyone, has anyone seen Zariah recently? She's been posting in the area on switter periodically but haven't seen any reviews or info of her since 6 months ago. Anyone have any insight? Thanks!

http://zariahflower.escorts.biz

https://switter.at/@ZariahFlower

[Happy Guy 2]

Thanks for the post but why keep pertinent info to yourself? Nick Back Paddy Whack you're not the only one who does it and you're certainly not going to be the last. I understand if a provider is UTR but otherwise why not provide the info all of us are looking for? My two cents.

Creepin.

For Creeping and others:

Pretty simple with a Google search! You just have to be a little creative, guys!

-This pops up under a search of: the phone number with * * *, replacing the xxx. + virginia (a Wild card is * I believe.).

https://nova.bedpage.com/backpage.co...airfax/6198737

Asian healing massage 347?777?2691.

Posted: Friday July 20.

Melt your stress in my hands.

Cindy Asian 35 skillful in almost all massages.

Prostate milking.

Limgam.

Stretching.

Swedish.

Private by appointment for the highly stress gentlemen.

347 777 2691.

Plus then lots of info available using number on many other sites including pictures.

Portfolio.

Age: 35.

Ethnicity: Asian.

Height: 5'3″ - 5'5″ (160-165 cm).

Hair Color: Black.

Hair Type: Straight.

Hair Length: Super long.

Breast Size: 32-33.

Breast Cup: B.

Breast Implants: No.

Smokes: No.

Pussy: Shaved.

Location: Fairfax.

Z- End of Internet lesson for all that need it.

[Creeping]

I used to rely on Backpage when looking for some company. I never bothered to save the phone number of the girls I met because the ads were always available. Now that times are tough I was pleasantly surprised to find the phone number of someone I had seen over a year ago. She is an Asian girl named Cindy. She is a little on the thick side, but is very good at what she does. Very accommodating, and she did an expert massage with prostate milking. She is usually in the Dulles area. For others here with no more access to Backpage, I called her phone 347XXX2691, and set up an appointment without any problems.

Thanks for the post but why keep pertinent info to yourself? Nick Back Paddy Whack you're not the only one who does it and you're certainly not going to be the last. I understand if a provider is UTR but otherwise why not provide the info all of us are looking for? My two cents.

Creepin.

[Madness322]

Has anyone seen this girl? She's my type, and her prices aren't outrageous (wants $. 5 for hhr, $$ for hr).

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/come-...95068-13503353

She's had other ads around the country for Sara Allure, but I haven't seen any reviews. Anyone TOFTT yet? Or is it on me?

Looks interesting please report back.

[NikNak]

I used to rely on Backpage when looking for some company. I never bothered to save the phone number of the girls I met because the ads were always available. Now that times are tough I was pleasantly surprised to find the phone number of someone I had seen over a year ago. She is an Asian girl named Cindy. She is a little on the thick side, but is very good at what she does. Very accommodating, and she did an expert massage with prostate milking. She is usually in the Dulles area. For others here with no more access to Backpage, I called her phone 347XXX2691, and set up an appointment without any problems.

[NotMe00]

Diana.

Really great but not sure if still active (only one I'm putting on here I found when searching and for a good reason she is being listed). Haven't seen her in a couple years. Has strict rules, $. 6 for hh non-GFE but really great body. Bad side is she has a "bodyguard" that sits outside. I can elaborate but not sure if can go into details here. Pm and I'll tell more details on that. If it wasn't for the bodyguard I would recommend as she is really great in looks and skill. Really good pear shape behind and good moving it. She does everything covered and minimal positions (see strict rules from before). Because of the rules and the bodyguard thing, I wouldn't recommend. Link below.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/diana-es...ngton-dc-26445

It has also been years since I saw Diana as I usually don't get over to her part of Virginia. When I last saw her, I had a GFE (dfk, BBBJ) encounter that included greek and msog. She was charging just 2 franklins for an hour of her time. Also, there was no body guard that I ever saw. Maybe she's changed, maybe it's a YMMV situation. I don't even know if she's still active, but I thought I'd chime in since my experience with her was very positive.

[BlazinAzn]

I've been on quest lately to check out the "value" options in the area. I have had some good success too. My most recent visit was to see Maria. Called and made the appointment given the location and I was on my way. Arrived at the location and given the room number. I was met at the door by the girl in the photos and an overwhelming smell of cigarettes. Session was good for the. 6 SS. Not sure if I would repeat due to the heavy cigarette smell.

https://cityxguide.photo/ads/hola-pa...fotos-13524158

Very nice girl ready to make your day happy 571-469-2574.

[RayDayz]

Here is the last of my intel for the time being:

Crystal B. Tried calling but missed her while she was in town and went up to NY. The way she spoke she definitely sounds legit but can't vouch for the photos. She did say she would be back in the DC area after Thanksgiving. I'll post up if able to see her.

https://www.adultlook.com/p/2961414

AMPs-.

About my only go to one when not feeling up to FS or after a long day of moving stuff to work out the kinks. I'm not going to leave too much detail or my opinion on a lot of them since most were just a basic AMP with nothing worth telling. Just the ones I have been 3+ times or if there is something bad about it.

This one was decent. Saw them over a year ago so far. Basic AMP with shower / massage and flip. The one I got seemed alright but didn't really click with her. Saw another that looked better but not sure want to try again.

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/pinet...ating-12904230

Another decent one but the location for it sucks. It sits in a dual complex with an upstairs and downstairs as two different company's. The spa is upstairs and some other one downstairs. You have to pass by the downstairs one and when I went they had their door open. So pretty much tell who is coming going for the "massage". The place itself was meh if I remember correctly. Also basic AMP with shower / massage and flip.

(can't find the link for it but it's off Route 7 called golden therapy).

This one was one of my original fav ones to go to but just keep changing out all the time with management and couldn't find a good one again. This was probably 2-3 years ago. Might be good again but who knows any more LOL.

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/dc-bl...girls-13149383

[RayDayz]

Here is part 3 of my intel.

Melissa.

So I remember seeing both the real Melissa and the fake one about 3-4 years ago (maybe more). I was seeing the fake one for a while (the one linked below) and then after the fake one went away the real Melissa came in. The fake one was pretty cool still (non-GFE) but had a bit of a bad attitude after the 2nd /3rd time seeing her. One of her comments was "oh, you again?" I can't be sure the link below is the same fake one I saw but I do know it's a fake one. The fake one also posted in Springfield while the real one stayed in "classier" locations. When I saw the real one she wouldn't accept anything lower than $$ for hh. The real one is non-GFE for hh at least and also said how a lot of people use her pics. I didn't really click with the real one but take it with a gain of salt to know what to look for when the "real one" posts. The real one is also a lot shorter than she looks (maybe around 5'2). I used to have her tagged / reviewed in TER so might be the real one below but can't be certain any more.

Fake one - https://adultsearch.com/washington-d...scorts/1198871.

Possible real one - https://www.adultlook.com/p/235632.

Gabby.

Horrible experience. Just want to burn it out of my mind. Not like the pics in the posts at all and is for sure a bait and switch. If remember correctly (this was about 9+ months ago) $. 4 or $. 2 for hh non-GFE. Not good looking either. I do keep seeing different pictures & names for the same number but I honestly will never try a rotational number again. Stay away.

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/sprin...amelo-13184407

Kathrine.

OMG it was one of those days where I was like "PLEASE be good looking" type hispanic crap shoot call. I can't tell you how relieved I am to find she was beautiful. A really good spinner. I had fun with her for sure. I won't be able to find the link again since I didn't record her number since I found out she wasn't going to be in the states much longer before going home. And said she wouldn't have the same number when came back but would use the same name. Probably be back around in NVA area probably Spring / beginning of summer 2019. Pics weren't her and took a chance to find a really good gem. She definitely liked switching up positions a lot and lots of grabbing hold of her top. Slim with great shape all around. The below pic is about as close to what she looks like that I can find. The only difference is she had dirty blond hair instead of black. Hope to find her next year when she is back in town and let you all know here when she is.

http://www.allspanishgirls.com/wp-co...nise-gomez.jpg