Escort Reports

**Mandane** · 10-29-18 02:12

Originally Posted by DCgent [View Original Post]

The previous poster was me, I said it was a typo. The hour was $$ 4 (340). No upsells, only thing not on the menu was a full trip to Greece though so was okay with play around there.

Looks like the editor is making three dollar signs into two automatically. In my comment I definitely put in a 200 to 300 range in dollar signs and it came out as 200 to 200 in dollar signs.

**Tom McAn** · 10-29-18 01:01

After failing to connect with other providers, I sought out some stress relief by contacting one of the Asian ads cited in Pbarber's post, the one with the phone number ending in 5005. My visit didn't work out too well. Incall was at a low-end motel on the other side of I-95 from the mid-range motels closer to the mall. There was no massage, unless one calls rubbing my chest while providing a translated French lesson the equivalent of a massage. The 30-something provider mounted me for some CG riding, then we went to standing mish until my legs wore out. For whatever reason she wouldn't do traditional mish. After a failed K9 attempt and another standing mish attempt, the provider yanked off the cover and began a very rough HJ. I felt my skin break and stopped her. I finally finished myself off, with pain, and am grateful this didn't happen while I was inside her, raincoat or not.

I think I've rolled the dice with the Asian crapshoot for the last time. And after back-to-back provider visits which ended in a DIY finish and a painful one on this instance, I've decided it's time for me to take an indefinite break from mongering. I'll still post comments and contribute to the knowledge base as best as I can, but for now I have to figure out what the hell is going on. In the meantime I'd better look for the bacitracin ointment.

**Goheat** · 10-28-18 18:54

Went for an asian dice roll:

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/falls...ce-c-12827421/

202-830-08 XX.

The good: a young girl like in the pics.

The great: does pretty much as asked (co-shower, massage, BBBJ, .), no upsell.

The bad: pace is very slow, and attitude is pretty bland.

The ugly: made a small cocktail of mouthwash and rubbing alcohol, takes a small sip and gives a BBBJ with it. Mouth felt cool and tingling instead of warm. Really really weird... Took a long while for release. She ran to the sink after (expected).

I guess that's one way of reducing / preventing oral stds. That said, the lasting effect really killed the lingering mood.

**Tom McAn** · 10-28-18 18:28

Originally Posted by Pbarber307 [View Original Post]

I am sure I'm in the minority here, but on occasion, I like the variety and thrill of the unknown. Both girls were in their 30's or so. They weren't the girls in the pictures, obviously, but they were, to my relief, attractive enough with petite, slender bodies. One was shaved, the other was not. Start with perfunctory "massage" then down to business. I wasn't rushed, but there is no time for casual conversation and foreplay. Nonetheless, I got what I went there for and was satisfied with both venues.

http://northern-virginia.skipthegame...0/725223810214

http://northern-virginia.skipthegame...e/180532500421

It sounds like your dice roll worked better than mine when I tried the Asian crapshoot a couple of weeks back. At least you got a massage; I didn't. And more often than not, I haven't gotten a massage with the crapshoot providers.

**JmSuttr** · 10-28-18 13:14

Originally Posted by Pbarber307 [View Original Post]

I am sure I'm in the minority here, but on occasion, I like the variety and thrill of the unknown. Both girls were in their 30's or so. They weren't the girls in the pictures, obviously, but they were, to my relief, attractive enough with petite, slender bodies. One was shaved, the other was not. Start with perfunctory "massage" then down to business. I wasn't rushed, but there is no time for casual conversation and foreplay. Nonetheless, I got what I went there for and was satisfied with both venues.

http://northern-virginia.skipthegame...0/725223810214

http://northern-virginia.skipthegame...e/180532500421

As long as you understand the game, and don't have elevated expectations, it can be a decent way to get your itch scratched.

**DCgent** · 10-28-18 10:16

Originally Posted by Mandane [View Original Post]

So was the BBBJ an extra $? That would line up with the previous poster that said he paid just under $$ 5. There are better looking ladies on them who give that service for anywhere from $$ to $$.

The previous poster was me, I said it was a typo. The hour was $$ 4 (340). No upsells, only thing not on the menu was a full trip to Greece though so was okay with play around there.

**Pbarber307** · 10-28-18 02:27

I am sure I'm in the minority here, but on occasion, I like the variety and thrill of the unknown. Both girls were in their 30's or so. They weren't the girls in the pictures, obviously, but they were, to my relief, attractive enough with petite, slender bodies. One was shaved, the other was not. Start with perfunctory "massage" then down to business. I wasn't rushed, but there is no time for casual conversation and foreplay. Nonetheless, I got what I went there for and was satisfied with both venues.

http://northern-virginia.skipthegame...0/725223810214

http://northern-virginia.skipthegame...e/180532500421

**Mandane** · 10-28-18 01:16

Originally Posted by DCgent [View Original Post]

Yeah, I didn't like having to ask her rates instead of seeing them posted. She quoted me $. 8 for half and $$ 4 for the full hour. She also mentioned a $.2 qv option. I did spend a little more than normal, but her looks, accommodations, and liberal menu (BBBJ, CIM, COF, ball play were all on the table) made me feel like I had gotten my money's worth. I'll see her again, but not before checking out some of those lower priced options.

So was the BBBJ an extra $? That would line up with the previous poster that said he paid just under $$ 5. There are better looking ladies on them who give that service for anywhere from $$ to $$.

**JmSuttr** · 10-27-18 23:40

Originally Posted by PlatinumS [View Original Post]

Really? What options are those? I'm curious.

This appears to be the minimum sort of $ in this area unless you're willing to take chances on options who are questionably attractive (let's be honest, unattractive) and using fake pictures, sketchy, old, uneducated, misshapen / drug-addicted / unhealthy, and / or trafficked options in low-end motels where there's a risk of you getting shot by a pimp. Or maybe all of that is part of the fantasy for people?

There's a gold mine of information in this forum for those who choose not to pay inflated list prices. I wish you much success digging for it.

**Jose Cuervo** · 10-27-18 21:31

Originally Posted by PlatinumS [View Original Post]

Really? What options are those? I'm curious.

This appears to be the minimum sort of $ in this area unless you're willing to take chances on options who are questionably attractive (let's be honest, unattractive) and using fake pictures, sketchy, old, uneducated, misshapen / drug-addicted / unhealthy, and / or trafficked options in low-end motels where there's a risk of you getting shot by a pimp. Or maybe all of that is part of the fantasy for people?

Fuck yeah that's the fantasy! Nothing like a sketchy no-tel smelling of cigarettes and full of truly scary people to give me a hard-on!

Peace,

Jose.

**PilotAviator** · 10-27-18 21:21

Originally Posted by Creeping [View Original Post]

While not the girl in posted pics (what's new) the young lady behind the door is tall, thin, a cup breasts and a gorgeous soft round ass! She doesn't speak much English as she's Puerto Rican, what she doea speak is good enough. CBJ followed by CG which was quite sensual amd ending in doggy. Love that soft ass!! Said she was moving to Manassas on Monday.

https://escortfish.ch/ad/view/armor-...iginal/9685505

Creepin.

We are all aware sometimes providers have similar / same names. However, Nalee is a rather unique name (and a unique Thai Lady) -- and she provides an exceptional massage (deep tissue work is one of her specialties). When advertising, Nalee (the one we NoVA Mongers have known for many years) uses her own pictures. The pics your link goes to is not Thai Nalee.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

**DCgent** · 10-27-18 21:04

Originally Posted by DCgent [View Original Post]

Yeah, I didn't like having to ask her rates instead of seeing them posted. She quoted me $. 8 for half and $$ 4 for the full hour. She also mentioned a $.2 qv option. I did spend a little more than normal, but her looks, accommodations, and liberal menu (BBBJ, CIM, COF, ball play were all on the table) made me feel like I had gotten my money's worth. I'll see her again, but not before checking out some of those lower priced options.

Sorry. Should say $$ 4 for the full hour.

**Creeping** · 10-27-18 18:17

Originally Posted by NyHornet [View Original Post]

You have gotten something mixed up for sure. Nalee is a mature Thai lady in Centreville who has her own place and been providing quality massage services for many years. Every ad I've seen of her have included her actual pics. I have seen her many times. And if you search this forum, you will find many reviews of her.
I would add that she really doesnt belong under escorts, as she has a limited menu and I would just describe her as an independent therapeutic-sensual massage provider.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/nalee-es...ngton-dc-70020

Yeah I thought I remembered her name as such. Thanks for correcting that.

**PlatinumS** · 10-27-18 17:03

Originally Posted by JmSuttr [View Original Post]

https://privatedelights.ch/listing/S.../Washington-DC

https://switter.at/@MeetMsHoney

I've noticed her posts but she says "within the average local range" instead of listing her rates. Now I understand why and, with the recent report that she charges about $350 per hour, I'll be scratching her off my "to do" list. I guess "average range" is open to interpretation but there are plenty of GFE options at that price-point and below, IMHO.

Really? What options are those? I'm curious.

This appears to be the minimum sort of $ in this area unless you're willing to take chances on options who are questionably attractive (let's be honest, unattractive) and using fake pictures, sketchy, old, uneducated, misshapen / drug-addicted / unhealthy, and / or trafficked options in low-end motels where there's a risk of you getting shot by a pimp. Or maybe all of that is part of the fantasy for people?

**NyHornet** · 10-27-18 16:41

Originally Posted by Creeping [View Original Post]

While not the girl in posted pics (what's new) the young lady behind the door is tall, thin, a cup breasts and a gorgeous soft round ass! She doesn't speak much English as she's Puerto Rican, what she doea speak is good enough. CBJ followed by CG which was quite sensual amd ending in doggy. Love that soft ass!! Said she was moving to Manassas on Monday.

https://escortfish.ch/ad/view/armor-...iginal/9685505

Creepin.

You have gotten something mixed up for sure. Nalee is a mature Thai lady in Centreville who has her own place and been providing quality massage services for many years. Every ad I've seen of her have included her actual pics. I have seen her many times. And if you search this forum, you will find many reviews of her.
I would add that she really doesn’t belong under escorts, as she has a limited menu and I would just describe her as an independent therapeutic-sensual massage provider.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/nalee-es...ngton-dc-70020