Escort Reports

[Wolverines]

Welcome Harvey. So my advice to you would be to go see a few of the proven providers and report back on your experience. Or better yet, take one for the team with an un-reviewed provider and report back to the forum on your experience. Feel free to ask the forum questions about providers you are thinking about seeing. But before doing that I first recommend combing thru the forum and reading the many provider reviews that have been posted. Oh and get familiar with the Advanced Search link in the upper right hand corner of the page. You can use that to search for information on providers.

So I've been around since SG, ev, ae, red Barn, etc, etc. But was unfortunately never a special guy in Kalamazoo. I was one of m21 (Lauren) and horneyheathers firsts. I dropped out after falling for one and now I'm back hopefully a little older and wiser almost a decade later. What does it take to be Benz friend or some other sort of pre-approved guy? Yeah I'm older and finally meet everyone's age requirement, but it seems hard as hell to find a lady when you need one.

[Benz1]

Hey Benz once you clear out your inbox can you PM a password? I've tried like mad to reach this lady and I think her fastest response time to my text was 18 hrs later smh.

Sent password to you.

Wierd how every regular member thinks they can talk me into giving the password out by sending me multiple messages. And filling up my mail box.

Timing is everything with her. When I send a password contact her and use it. She's not in the mood 2 days later. Party paint starts to fade and she takes a few days off.

If you're saving the password info for later, good luck. She might change the password one or two days later.

Please treat her well, she is a personal friend of mine. Not a drug user. She deserves the respect of a first date with your favorite Seeking Arrangements girl.

[JMaul]

She only answers her phone when she's in the mood to play and that's not everyday. Many providers meet mongers when they're grumpy. Brooke wants it to be a great date for both. She in the mood now. I texted her your password and number asking her to watch for it.
Party paint is on
Go.

Hey Benz once you clear out your inbox can you PM a password? I've tried like mad to reach this lady and I think her fastest response time to my text was 18 hrs later smh.

[Girls1]

Dreamed of Dixie at a '6' star hotel.

Pretty, friendly, NON-RUSHED at all.

$. 2 for half which went over.

BBBJ, cfs. Awesome time, would repeat.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...h/180060770124

[Love The Lips]

She only answers her phone when she's in the mood to play and that's not everyday. Many providers meet mongers when they're grumpy. Brooke wants it to be a great date for both. She in the mood now. I texted her your password and number asking her to watch for it.
Party paint is on
Go.

Thanks Benz!!

[Member #6094]

Can anyone verify if this Latina MILF is legit? I've done some searching and can't find anything on any other site. Even with a phone number search nothing comes up.

https://cityxguide.photo/ads/very-se...-milf-13288396

Thanks in advance.

[FlenBob]

She only answers her phone when she's in the mood to play and that's not everyday. Many providers meet mongers when they're grumpy. Brooke wants it to be a great date for both. She in the mood now. I texted her your password and number asking her to watch for it.
Party paint is on
Go.

I had trouble setting up with her first time. She is a interesting date. She comes prepared to entertain you. She used a Uber driver for transportation, I prefer that she provide her own.

She does have a lot of energy and likes to use it. If you can not have a good time with Brooke, you have big problem.

[Benz1]

I've been trying to reach her for days and no reply to calls, texts, etc.

She only answers her phone when she's in the mood to play and that's not everyday. Many providers meet mongers when they're grumpy. Brooke wants it to be a great date for both. She in the mood now. I texted her your password and number asking her to watch for it.
Party paint is on
Go.

[Hharvey]

So I've been around since SG, ev, ae, red Barn, etc, etc. But was unfortunately never a special guy in Kalamazoo. I was one of m21 (Lauren) and horneyheathers firsts. I dropped out after falling for one and now I'm back hopefully a little older and wiser almost a decade later. What does it take to be Benz friend or some other sort of pre-approved guy? Yeah I'm older and finally meet everyone's age requirement, but it seems hard as hell to find a lady when you need one.

[Love The Lips]

She's putting on her Party Paint, when Brooke puts on her makeup there is a transformation, she starts to get happier then Bubbly and Hornier.

She prefers senior members of this board before random callers and likes to use passwords for her safety. She doesn't know who they are so I can help. You can get her current password from me. She considers us Safer to see than Regular members or STG callers.

The Party Paint is on, Let the Party begin.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...o/911881907703

I've been trying to reach her for days and no reply to calls, texts, etc.

[Benz1]

She's putting on her Party Paint, when Brooke puts on her makeup there is a transformation, she starts to get happier then Bubbly and Hornier.

She prefers senior members of this board before random callers and likes to use passwords for her safety. She doesn't know who they are so I can help. You can get her current password from me. She considers us Safer to see than Regular members or STG callers.

The Party Paint is on, Let the Party begin.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...o/911881907703

[Hap Hunter]

Take One For The Team Guidelines (update # 4).

Step 1 : Find a girl you like, google her number search pics on Google Image.

1. A Search her number on Facebook. / It would wise to have a hobby (fake) FB page before searching.

Step 2 : Monitor the ad for at least 3 days, a sting from LE or Robbery set ups usually don't post for more than two days.

Step 3 : Let the usasexguide members know of your findings from google and ask if anyone has knowledge and you plan on TOFTT.

Step 4 : Buy a hobby phone, Do not use your real name for registration or to the provider.

Step 5 : Contact her on a slow day, for quicker response and better negotiations text or call on Tuesday or Wednesday. They get so many calls on a Friday they might lose your message.

A: Original contact should be a short stay or Hhr, to reduce the risk of an expensive bad date.

B: If her incall is a house address enter it into Google Street view to see the house and neighborhood.

If she gives you a location like 3 mile and Alpine, 28th street hotels between Division and 131, RRI, Knights INN on 28th. Tell her you won't go to those hotels and opt a for car date.

C: Save any negotiation for the end of the call or even your second contact. (a car date is 40 or less).

D: don't wear any loud clothing, blend in.

Step 6 : Never park in her driveway or the hotel parking lot. Park in the street or at a nearby business and walk. Example; if you go to motel 6 on 28th park in the restaurant lot.

Step 7 : Leave all valuables and drivers license at home or in the vehicle. Only take in the money you plan to spend.

Step 8 : Inform her if you are going to be late. If you're arriving early, contact the provider from a gas station a block away, so you and your vehicle do not raise suspicion. While waiting for her response, go in the bathroom and wash your balls while you wait. (providers biggest complaint is Hygiene). Contact her to say you are here. Do not go to any shady houses, just drive by and text her to let her know you will not be coming in her mouth tonight.

A: If you're at a house, have her meet you on the porch.

B: If the Hotel has a side door use it. If you have to walk by the front desk act like you live there, don't ask directions.

Step 9 : Knock on door. If the girl matches the pic stay, if not walk out and report back to USA that the pic doesn't match the girl.

Step 10: Check every room for safety.

Step 11 : Tell her you have the money and maybe show it to her but do not give up the cash until after you receive the services you negotiated for.

Step 12: Report back to USA in full detail including Looks, Smells & Cleanliness (of incall and provider), Attitude and Service.

12 A: Include a link to the providers advertisement so we know who you are reviewing.

These are some steps you should take before you TOFTT. Please add to the list if you see anything I missed.

Just trying to help.

Fellow Monger Benz1.

Great checklist! A few items to add:

1) Always keep your Spidey senses on!

2) Have your keys in the pant pocket and clothes set up so you can change like Batman going down the Bat Pole in case you need to bolt out of there.

3) Think with your big head while the little head enjoys himself.

[JMaul]

I met up with Kiera this week for a late night snack. Bella is my go to late night lately but she went silent after trying to set something up so some improvisation was in order.

Damage was 80 SS. Kiera is at a colored roof notel in an extended stay. The room was nice even with her dog present. DFK, BBBJ and CFS included. Before the cover came on, it almost didn't, so there could be BBFS available too. Let's just say before I suggested it she was ready to go balls deep LOL.

She was fun, legit and very personable. She mentioned there is no BF or pimp, just her and I believe her. I would see her again for sure but the whole BBFS thing is a sight deterrent for me.

I think she looks better although older than her current pics on STG. Not a lot of damage and those titties were a little petite but nice and tasty.

Stay safe.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...s/793445627792

Saw Kiera again recently. Rates are 60 SS and 100 hhr but I fell somewhere in between so I gave her 80 again. She seems to be the only provider lately who is available and replies on her phone.

Two providers cancelled on me before I saw her. Another 4-5 respond through messages and then go silent when I tried to set something up. Honestly guys I can't figure this shit out. How hard should we have to work to spend OUR money. I even had one provider say she needed the money badly and blah blah blah then stop responding. I'm not sure if it's laziness, drugs, pimps, general communication skills, WiFi access or a combination of these but Jesus these chicks don't act like they want to make any money.

At least Kiera responded and salvaged the night. She's not my atf but she is a sweet southern belle and I had a great time with her. I'd probably consider her to be a solid backup plan based on location / looks but one of the first girls I will contact based on price / service / attitude.

[Member #6094]

Went and seen her about a month back very heavy drug user and has the sign of it. BBBJ was weak not the best but definitely not the worst. Little heavier in person then in the picture http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...x/418894927648.

[Member #6094]

I wouldn't recommend this one she floats around Leonard and alpine. Also on cityxguide. BBBJ was below average and had her stop. Just gave her the money and left. Not the cleanest looking either.

https://cityxguide.photo/ads/young-t...eauty-13280009