Strip Club Reports

[DetroitWood]

What makes one of the worst lineups I've ever seen at a stripclub even more laughable? Watching three guys totally enjoying themselves stageside with some of the heaviest dancers I've ever seen attempt to mount a pole. One chubby layed down on the stage and started some odd dance move that reminded me of someone going into convulsions. And from reports down the street Players without any curtains only had the house mama hoping to make a few bucks if a dancer got lost and came into the club. All of the attractive wait staff at Coli has also left the building, no more eye candy hoping for a jem to walk out of the back to keep me interested in staying. $8 valet, $20 cover charge and a $9 beer and I'm down $40 just to look inside. Add another $20 if I'm interested in taking any of the girls into the VIP. I'm done with this place (at least for the next 6 months or so), owner seems intent on running his clubs into the ground. Doesn't understand that without attractive dancers its just an old used up building. Overcharge the cute dancers and make them leave, don't expect the club to survive. If he reads this I have a solution to his problem. The hotter the dancer, the less in tip outs she has to pay. Or maybe charge tip out based on their weight.

LOL, man I thought the same thing last night. Assuming you're talking about the Spartan and Michigan fans that were all too willing to entertain the worst array of dancers I'd also seen in a while. I'll stick to days at FC.

[Teebo]

One of the strippers was choking.

Ba-dum-tss.

[Tom Tigers]

You took your shoes off in a cum soaked strip joint?

Ha, well it wasn't completely cum-soaked as far as I know, but I'd would be afraid to take a black light in there however! Weird habit, I take my shoes, but not socks off, then stuff my wallet, keys, phone, glasses in them, and never loose anything, and if a chick goes for my shoes.

It's more relaxing. It's not like the days when you could go upstairs at Coli in the booths overlooking the front bar and get completely naked, hang out with a dancer for an hour and there were no booth goons up there. Used to sneak up there all the time with dancers. Sigh.

[Marelobo Mex]

Jade is white and mid-20's. She provided a good GFE session for 120. Recommended.

Thanks JJ, Nice photo, she looks cute to me.

MM.

[StripperLover]

What makes one of the worst lineups I've ever seen at a stripclub even more laughable? Watching three guys totally enjoying themselves stageside with some of the heaviest dancers I've ever seen attempt to mount a pole. One chubby layed down on the stage and started some odd dance move that reminded me of someone going into convulsions. And from reports down the street Players without any curtains only had the house mama hoping to make a few bucks if a dancer got lost and came into the club. All of the attractive wait staff at Coli has also left the building, no more eye candy hoping for a jem to walk out of the back to keep me interested in staying. $8 valet, $20 cover charge and a $9 beer and I'm down $40 just to look inside. Add another $20 if I'm interested in taking any of the girls into the VIP. I'm done with this place (at least for the next 6 months or so), owner seems intent on running his clubs into the ground. Doesn't understand that without attractive dancers its just an old used up building. Overcharge the cute dancers and make them leave, don't expect the club to survive. If he reads this I have a solution to his problem. The hotter the dancer, the less in tip outs she has to pay. Or maybe charge tipout based on their weight.

[PieBoy]

I don't know what happened. If there was an ambulance, it's obviously a medical situation and nothing monger related.

One of the strippers was choking.

[Detroit906]

Swung back around and it looks like the cops took off at about 8:15 PM. Very curious to hear if anyone knows what went down.

I don't know what happened. If there was an ambulance, it's obviously a medical situation and nothing monger related.

[Dpmct]

I just drove by BT's and it looked like there was a cop car and an ambulance at 7:20 PM. I then drove by again at 7:35 PM and the ambulance was gone but there were still two cop cars with their flashers on. Does anybody have any Intel?

Swung back around and it looks like the cops took off at about 8:15 PM. Very curious to hear if anyone knows what went down.

[Dpmct]

I just drove by BT's and it looked like there was a cop car and an ambulance at 7:20 PM. I then drove by again at 7:35 PM and the ambulance was gone but there were still two cop cars with their flashers on. Does anybody have any Intel?

[PacoTaco]

Currently here watching the game well delayed game. More girls than guys, Casey, Winter, Kitty and Gracie are the names I've got so far. Offers from all but I guess I'm being picky.

[JackNdalope]

If you're into older women with seemingly loose morals, this is the place for you. I went back with Tori because I wanted to play with those nipples. Any intel on Tracy or Dee Dee?

Price is right on Dee Dee. I went back with her near shift change and she apparently needed to be done by 7, so everything was rushed. Hoping to try again and see if she is always in such a hurry.

[Jules Jordan]

Rain is Lebanese / Russian mix and mid 20's. Despite her insisting that we minimize the noise level in the VIP, she provided a decent GFE. Damage was 120. I might repeat.

[Jules Jordan]

Jade is white and mid-20's. She provided a good GFE session for 120. Recommended.

[PieBoy]

Good on you for holding your ground! I had an incident at BTs in August, and won't go there anymore. I went back for a dance, first she wanted payment up front, I told he hell no, then she relented. Then she wanted me to "close my eyes" yeah right, so I faked it, and saw she was going for my wallet deeply buried in my shoe. I called her out on it. Then she said she would get the goon, and I told her that was a good idea. I told the bouncer the whole story (we agreed for X at why price, she tried to rob me), Then she said she was underage, WTF? He got the manager and the manager talked to her, and we parted ways. Bottom line, the manager should have fired her on the spot. You can't have women trying to rob customers. Bottom line, I've never really felt a good vibe there, and won't go back.

You took your shoes off in a cum soaked strip joint?

[Tom Tigers]

Then the trouble starts, she asks for her 300. I said uh, we decided on 150. She goes oh that's just my "starting price", for what we did that was 300. (we spent a total of 4 songs in there). I said hey, too bad, I liked you until just now, you are not getting another dime from me, and I am more than happy to engage the bouncer and / or manager. She hesitates and says well just give me 50 more then. I said I don't think you heard me. We're done, now and forever, and walked out. F*cking b*tch. AVOID GINA.

Good on you for holding your ground! I had an incident at BTs in August, and won't go there anymore. I went back for a dance, first she wanted payment up front, I told he hell no, then she relented. Then she wanted me to "close my eyes" yeah right, so I faked it, and saw she was going for my wallet deeply buried in my shoe. I called her out on it. Then she said she would get the goon, and I told her that was a good idea. I told the bouncer the whole story (we agreed for X at why price, she tried to rob me), Then she said she was underage, WTF? He got the manager and the manager talked to her, and we parted ways. Bottom line, the manager should have fired her on the spot. You can't have women trying to rob customers. Bottom line, I've never really felt a good vibe there, and won't go back.