Massage Parlor Reports

[Oldfart69]

I just want to add to the chorus of recommendations for Barnie Therapy in Annandale. Not much to add to previous reviews since YMMV, but my experience was very pleasant and satisfying, and I plan to repeat. After an initial scheduling mixup I spent an enjoyable hour with a cute, petite, personable 40 ish Korean lady who gave a good Korean style massage. Tease was heavenly with feathery touches in all the right places. Lights dimmed, clothes came off, and finish was great; she made sure to drain every drop. It reminded me of the glory days of the DC K-girl AMPs.

How does she compare with the Thai girls I have seen lately? Good, but different. Massage is more pressure points than Thai stroking. I especially liked Kay's massage technique with Thai stretching; too bad she's gone. I have thoroughly enjoyed both the Annandale and Tysons Thai girls as well as Sara at Barnie, and plan to see more of both. Spariety is the vice of life.

[RustyMuffler]

I believe a young lady named "Jenny" is the person Don77 is describing that he met at Mclean Cream as, "The other is in her 20's with a very slender frame. Great TS, allows roaming, and Nova finish. ".

Unfortunately, "Jenny" is a very common moniker being used in this area. The "Jenny" I saw there used to split time Mclean Cream and at another spa in Herndon that's owned by the same outfit. I can't remember which spa it was, but back when we had BP and CL they both ran similar, distinct ads that really stood out as being unique. And believe it or not, one even had a real picture of "Jenny" on it. How often does that ever happen?!

When "Jenny" was at Mclean she seemed to be the one in charge, even though she was about 30 years younger than the other provider. (There did not appear to be a mamasan there when I visited.) She had to answer the phone and the door while I was on the table. That was annoying, but this little lady is young, sweet and very attractive. So even with the interruptions I was still very happy she was my therapist.

Has anyone recently seen a "Jenny" at Mclean Cream or at a spa in Herndon? Also, does anyone know which spa in Herndon this particular "Jenny" is or was working at? I'd really like to catch up with her sometime soon.

Thanks.

Long time lurker, first time posting. So I thought I would put up a few reviews in Nova.

McLean Cream Spa in McLean. Nice clean secluded place with easy parking. You do have to walk past a couple of businesses in the building to get to it. Two women there. One in her 50's with man mades. The other is in her 20's with a very slender frame. Great TS, allows roaming, and Nova finish. Can't recommend due to the doorbell constantly ringing and the masseuse having to answer the door interrupting the massage.

Gigi is an AA masseuse that typically advertises on them. She has 2 spots, one in Alexandria and one in Falls Church. She has a Serena Williams build and offers full Service. She shares the Alexandria location with Angelique. Both spots are high rises and safe.

Lucy Thai. Falls Church location in private apartment building. Nice massage with a Russian finish. That's it and there are no extras.

Jane. Vienna location in basement of an office building. She gives the best massage and is a very attractive Chinese woman in her early 30's. A little OTC roaming is allowed but nothing else with a Nova finish. She advertises as Jenny with massage and waxing.

Kitty Kat and Kay are both reportedly gone but have other girls at the same location in Fairfax apartment building. They are Thai and very attractive and provide FS with a typical Thai massage.

styMuffler;3988633]It's been a while since I've been there, but if Jenny is still available there, she's awesome! The good: She's beautiful, younger than most ladies in Nova, and she gives a very good massage. The great: Whatever you do, don't turn down the table shower. Even if you just took one at home. Jenny really shines in that respect. The bad: She'll probably turn down your marriage proposal just like she did mine.

Don't forget your tip money!

[Billary Clinto]

Long time lurker, first time posting. So I thought I would put up a few reviews in Nova.

McLean Cream Spa in McLean. Nice clean secluded place with easy parking. You do have to walk past a couple of businesses in the building to get to it. Two women there. One in her 50's with man mades. The other is in her 20's with a very slender frame. Great TS, allows roaming, and Nova finish. Can't recommend due to the doorbell constantly ringing and the masseuse having to answer the door interrupting the massage.

Gigi is an AA masseuse that typically advertises on them. She has 2 spots, one in Alexandria and one in Falls Church. She has a Serena Williams build and offers full Service. She shares the Alexandria location with Angelique. Both spots are high rises and safe.

Lucy Thai. Falls Church location in private apartment building. Nice massage with a Russian finish. That's it and there are no extras.

Jane. Vienna location in basement of an office building. She gives the best massage and is a very attractive Chinese woman in her early 30's. A little OTC roaming is allowed but nothing else with a Nova finish. She advertises as Jenny with massage and waxing.

Kitty Kat and Kay are both reportedly gone but have other girls at the same location in Fairfax apartment building. They are Thai and very attractive and provide FS with a typical Thai massage.

Great first post! I have had good experiences with Comfort Therapy on Gallows Rd in Vienna. TS available, back walking, top notch massage with standard NOVA finish. Oriental on Gallows is another solid option. Older staff but decent massage. No ts. Can you please pm or post contact info for Lucy and Jane? I recall seeing adds for Lucy in the past but not finding any now. Many thanks.

[StoopDown]

Stopped by 2 weeks ago. Figured I would TOFTT as they have changed management and names about 8 times. I called (NOTE for the N00 Bs: BURNER PHONE. Get one if you don't have one) and they said it would be an hour, which really didn't fit my schedule, so I called FW next door. Not sure what you f* at rs were up to that day, but FW was a 2 hour wait. No sooner did I hang up with FW than NP called back and said come now. Ok, let's do it.

Best news of the day for me, the MMS used to be the MMS at FW. I've spent more than a ton of time there. So she did me right and set me up with Sofia / Sophia. TS was good, except for the thin shower curtain separating the shower from the main hallway. I'm pretty sure one of you mongers saw my hairy ass. It was nice and clean by the time you caught a glimpse.

Back on the table, medium massage was well done. Good pressure, worked out some kinks. The girls came out on the ST and were lightly rubbed up and down my back. On the flip, NO NEGOTIATION (comes with having a good rep with MMS), shorts to the floor, full roaming, and well handled NOVA. Damage was. 8 +. 8, mostly as we went long on the finish.

I'll be heading back to check the rotation.

BSOT,

Stoop.

[RustyMuffler]

It's been a while since I've been there, but if Jenny is still available there, she's awesome! The good: She's beautiful, younger than most ladies in Nova, and she gives a very good massage. The great: Whatever you do, don't turn down the table shower. Even if you just took one at home. Jenny really shines in that respect. The bad: She'll probably turn down your marriage proposal just like she did mine.

Don't forget your tip money!

Any provider recommendations for mclean cream?

[JamesRussells]

Are there any non-Asian providers in the area?

[Fred86]

Any provider recommendations for mclean cream?

[Mike85]

A question for the board. Has anyone had anything other than legit at Oasis on John Marshal in Haymarket? I'm relatively new to the area and saw their sign. When I walked in it had all the signs of your typical AMP. I was offered a table shower (. 20 extra). The massage was good, the gal a relatively young Chinese, was attractive. But when I expected things to get interesting I ralized that the door was open a couple of inches, and when I motioned that she had missed an area I was told "NO touch!" If anyone has any tips pn the Haymarket / Gainesville area they would be appreciated.

You may have had Qiu, she provides an excellent massage, but nothing else. I've never asked for more, no one has ever offered. I've had 20 sessions, filled 2 cards in the last year or so.

Qiu is the best masseuse there.

[WillyHost]

I haven't seen any ads for Nikki recently and the ad to which you linked states it was last updated "months ago". If she is indeed still active, I'll have to put her on my list for a potential future visit. I tried to contact her in the past and couldn't get through, but that was a long while ago.

One more thing: thanks for specifying which Nikki you were discussing. Nikki (or Nikky) seems to be a common provider name around these parts.

It's been a couple months since I've had the honor but Nikki has always been the best! Yeah no FS she has amazing massage skills & is super hot & sweet.

[Randy Farang]

A question for the board. Has anyone had anything other than legit at Oasis on John Marshal in Haymarket? I'm relatively new to the area and saw their sign. When I walked in it had all the signs of your typical AMP. I was offered a table shower (. 20 extra). The massage was good, the gal a relatively young Chinese, was attractive. But when I expected things to get interesting I ralized that the door was open a couple of inches, and when I motioned that she had missed an area I was told "NO touch!" If anyone has any tips pn the Haymarket / Gainesville area they would be appreciated.

[TrueHeart]

Here's a short story for why'all: Felt sore yesterday and wanted a really good back walking massage. Its been a while since I visited AT in Fairfax so called to see who's available. To my surprise, Linda picked up the phone. Boy I got so excited and I was there in no time. I was glad to see her after a few months and it felt even better that she remembered me. Paid the hr fee, undressed in a jiffy and off we went to the TS. Usual fare with extra attention in the crack and after the flip a lot of sensual shaft stroking for about five minutes. She did ask if I wanted the finish, I said not now. Inside, she gave me a solid routine of back walk and crack. After about half hr, the lights dimmed and you guys know the rest especially whoever 's been with her before. Absolute bliss time. Pretty much every time I debate with myself if this was better than a mechanical FS elsewhere? Usual tip followed by hugs and kisses. She did mention she's leaving again this Thursday or after Thursday which I didn't get properly, and she doesn't know when she'll be back. Get your dose of good time while she's here. . 8+. 8 money well spent IMHO. Hands down the best in Nova, any of yall disagree?

T.

[LongRun]

On Lee Highway in Arlington. I know it has been reviewed on here, but my first time there. They were closed for a bit to remodel, which looks fantastic. Mamasusse takes me to room, as I'm waiting a few minutes I notice very skimpy G string panties on the clothes hooks. In comes Cici, good looking girl, probably around 30, huge tits, wearing skimpy black dress, kinda like a teddy. She takes my hour donation, ask if I want shower, and on the way out grabs her panties from the hooks. Shower was not a table shower, stand up shower but she does wash you as she stands outside of it. I'd pass on the shower next time.

Massage was surprisingly pretty decent, slow but pretty firm. Not much playing or teasing though. About 30 minutes in she tells me to flip. Rubs my legs and chest for about 5 minutes then starts kissing my nipples. She grabs my hand and puts it on her ass. Did not object when I pulled her G string down or to a little FIV, very tight very wet. No negotiation at all.

Cleaned me off and helped me dress. Total damage was 1. 4. Did not comment at all about the tip. She seemed fine with it. I know some reviews have said there is more on the menu, and maybe there is with CiCi, I did not push it since it was my first time there. I really like that there was no negotiating, no haggling, and no being pissed about the tip. Though I'm sure if you want more there would be negotiating. I'll repeat with CiCi and also check out the other talent.

The standup shower get them around Some Arlington codes. It's always nice to have the option, either on a hot sweaty day or an ice breaker getting to know you. Once I'm known I let them know I arrived freshly showered, sometime I go for a quick rinse to de oil.

[DcManLive]

On Lee Highway in Arlington. I know it has been reviewed on here, but my first time there. They were closed for a bit to remodel, which looks fantastic. Mamasusse takes me to room, as I'm waiting a few minutes I notice very skimpy G string panties on the clothes hooks. In comes Cici, good looking girl, probably around 30, huge tits, wearing skimpy black dress, kinda like a teddy. She takes my hour donation, ask if I want shower, and on the way out grabs her panties from the hooks. Shower was not a table shower, stand up shower but she does wash you as she stands outside of it. I'd pass on the shower next time.

Massage was surprisingly pretty decent, slow but pretty firm. Not much playing or teasing though. About 30 minutes in she tells me to flip. Rubs my legs and chest for about 5 minutes then starts kissing my nipples. She grabs my hand and puts it on her ass. Did not object when I pulled her G string down or to a little FIV, very tight very wet. No negotiation at all.

Cleaned me off and helped me dress. Total damage was 1. 4. Did not comment at all about the tip. She seemed fine with it. I know some reviews have said there is more on the menu, and maybe there is with CiCi, I did not push it since it was my first time there. I really like that there was no negotiating, no haggling, and no being pissed about the tip. Though I'm sure if you want more there would be negotiating. I'll repeat with CiCi and also check out the other talent.

[Roamin Roman]

Can I not get into this scene online? Do not feel welcome here at all.

You're already "in this scene online" since you're posting here, online, in the USASG. What's not working for you, and why do you "not feel welcome here at all, " amigo? Some members have shared some basic info with you and given their suggestions. What more do you want? Few are likely willing to drive you to the location, nudge you through the doorway, take the money from you wallet, give it to the provider, apply the cover, and insert it for you. Basically, what the guys here have been saying is that you need to take some initiative of your own. They're also saying that, for your level of participation to date, the info you're asking for is, shall we say, a bit presumptuous.

So, to recap: Read the posts (RTFF), do your research, spend some of your own limited time and hard-earned dollars, and share your experiences. That will enable you to build some "board cred". Once you build up a supply of that, you'll discover that more info will be forthcoming. It's just the way we've been operating here for, like, forever.

You don't have to participate, and I'm not telling you to do so. Instead, you can just be a lurker. Many members do just that, and that's just fine. But, those members also know they won't be likely to get much in the way of information about the "gems" in the hobby. They just get the crumbs that fall from the table. So, there really are benefits to active participation, if you choose to do so. The choice is yours. We'll welcome you, regardless of your choice. But, in this hobby, information is "Coin of the Realm" and it isn't often handed out capriciously.

[JustForYou1376]

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