Massage Parlor Reports

**DerickSaunders** · 10-17-18 22:05

Originally Posted by MrCruzer [View Original Post]

Used to go by Linn or Lynn (then other monikers) a year or two ago. Saw her once at Momma D's in Holland. Crappy ms, but pretty much full menu. Moved to "near Zoo", then to one of the local parlors (can't remember which one) then back to Zoo area. Many bad reviews, some saying they were completely ripped off of their money and she'd disappear. The one time I say her she was so high she couldn't find the lotion, towels, flighty as hell. Maybe she's changed, but I'd be careful.

Maybe I'm way off here but doesn't she work at healthy habits now? I'm blanking on her name but I had a terrible FS massage with her there. I wrote about it on here.

**NoseJelly** · 10-17-18 21:40

Originally Posted by Girls1 [View Original Post]

Has been posting under massage for quite awhile now; haven't met. Ad now states 'he', was wondering if anyone has partook the FS.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...l/411376747226

Complete waste of your time G! And she is way way over 34 or even 44!

**Mr Cruzer** · 10-17-18 20:28

Originally Posted by Girls1 [View Original Post]

Has been posting under massage for quite awhile now; haven't met. Ad now states 'he', was wondering if anyone has partook the FS.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...l/411376747226

Used to go by Linn or Lynn (then other monikers) a year or two ago. Saw her once at Momma D's in Holland. Crappy ms, but pretty much full menu. Moved to "near Zoo", then to one of the local parlors (can't remember which one) then back to Zoo area. Many bad reviews, some saying they were completely ripped off of their money and she'd disappear. The one time I say her she was so high she couldn't find the lotion, towels, flighty as hell. Maybe she's changed, but I'd be careful.

**BigDNick** · 10-17-18 19:37

I always thought she was strictly against anything having to do with what all of us are here for. Has anyone seen this ad or seen her recently?

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...w/458478725080

**TonyNash900** · 10-17-18 18:26

Originally Posted by Haazzee [View Original Post]

I've not been to either Pacific location, but sounds like it's worth checking out. I've seen Amanda at Paradise for my monthly massage for about a year or so now and am very satisfied but would like a provider who has a deeper menu. Anyone specific from pacific you'd recommend? Thanks.

I've gone to Pacific multiple times and have only had a good time with Lisa. She does a great reversal and I love to give a women a massage.

**Otto22** · 10-17-18 17:40

Originally Posted by Girls1 [View Original Post]

Has been posting under massage for quite awhile now; haven't met. Ad now states 'he', was wondering if anyone has partook the FS.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...l/411376747226

I have never been able to get together with this one. Have made appointments and, as I neared John Ball Park, she went silent. Hard to have an experience when she ghosts you.

**Girls1** · 10-17-18 16:26

Has been posting under massage for quite awhile now; haven't met. Ad now states 'he', was wondering if anyone has partook the FS.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...l/411376747226

**Mongerlian** · 10-17-18 07:09

Originally Posted by Haazzee [View Original Post]

First post for me, but I've been reading your posts for months now. Thanks for everyone's sharing. I've learned a lot about how to and how NOT to handle the MP experience.

I've been visiting Amanda at Touch of Paradise for over a year now and been very pleased with the experience. I highly recommend her. She may not offer much of a menu, but her massage is consistently on point and does a good job with the build up to the finish. She's also very easy going and talks just enough but not too much. She also isn't a clock watcher, which makes it much more enjoyable. I leave relaxed every time. . 6 for an hr + . 4-. 6 tip.

I'm interested in expanding my providers to include those who get comfy and allow roaming, but I don't have the $ nor the time to waste on a bunch of exploration. Anyone have some specific providers who give service like Amanda, but with more on the menu? If so please PM me. Thanks again.

I'm not remotely shocked you've gotten taken for $. 2 at touch of paradise for practically nothing. Anytime I've tried it, it's massive upsell for something like taking a top off and a terrible massage. I can always recommend sweet Megan. Though I haven't seen her in a while, she's not been returning my messages. I'm not quite sure why, as I was a regular and we always got along well, but I suspect with a common name, I was mistaken for someone else who might have been disrespectful. Anyway, I'll always have very fond memories of my time with her, if you want someone who won't try to empty your account for doing nothing.

**Bloozer** · 10-17-18 05:19

Originally Posted by Mystry12 [View Original Post]

Thanks for the info. I did a search and didn't find any helpful results. Then again, the advanced search did not seem to filter out based on my selection criteria.

So would you suggest it would be worth my time? Any other info would be appreciated.

My visit with her was a very pleasant dream. She aims to please.

**Mystry12** · 10-16-18 22:35

Originally Posted by Bloozer [View Original Post]

That's Bee's Nuru. She must've changed her name for whatever reason.

Thanks for the info. I did a search and didn't find any helpful results. Then again, the advanced search did not seem to filter out based on my selection criteria.

So would you suggest it would be worth my time? Any other info would be appreciated.

**Bismark** · 10-16-18 16:59

Originally Posted by NoseJelly [View Original Post]

Professor Benz is on to something. Oasis / Relaxation Station has been an upsell clip joint for many years. Thats why using the search thread function or asking someone first is a Monger's best friend!

And to think it began with Mystic in response to upsell joints. I remember many had high hopes when Jennifer and Cindy opened that place.

**Love Massage** · 10-16-18 16:43

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

Lilliana has been having phone troubles, I sent a new number to all who have requested her info. If you did not receive it PM me.

Just trying to help.

Benz1.

Mr. Benz1, your mailbox is full if anybody else out there has her number please PM me and where does she work thanks so much.

**Benz1** · 10-16-18 16:04

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

Lilliana will prioritize if you have a password.

Password for senior members only.

Having an AARP card does not qualify you as a senior member of this forum.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...a/049911542509

Lilliana has been having phone troubles, I sent a new number to all who have requested her info. If you did not receive it PM me.

Just trying to help.

Benz1.

**HungryForIt** · 10-16-18 13:49

Had the good fortune of seeing Di at MBD yesterday. Great conversationalist, a great massage, and a great ending! What more could you ask for. She could have spent a little more time on the nuru-- I like feeling her rub up and down my body. But overall it was a great time and I didn't feel rushed at all. Will definitely repeat-- if she lets me!

**Bloozer** · 10-16-18 10:40

Originally Posted by Mystry12 [View Original Post]

Good morning.

Been in the mood for a good NURU and wondered if anyone had any experience with Jezibel at http://www.jezenuru.com/.

Looks like it might be legit and promising at the same time.

Also does anyone know if Brooke is offering them again since she re-entered the game? I never was able to enjoy, but understand hers were legendary.

That's Bee's Nuru. She must've changed her name for whatever reason.