Massage Parlor Reports

[Head First]

Hey Guys,

I am curious to know your stories. I want to know if you all are "sick" like me as society would label us. So if I created a short survey asking a multi-choice question like why do you visit AMPs would you go to a link to complete the survey? I wouldn't ask for your names or email address or anything like that.

Asking questions is the number 1 worst way to make friends here for a newbie. And surveys are nothing but.

[Eddinger]

I can't figure out if this is fake or what. But you should just book a session with someone somewhere and get a hand job.

Hey Guys,

I am new here and prior to visiting this site I thought I had to live with this dark secret of enjoying visiting AMPs. I live in the NW Burbs of Chicago and am African American. Since CL and BP have been shut down, I have been feeling so deprived and it has left a void.

I am curious to know your stories. I want to know if you all are "sick" like me as society would label us. So if I created a short survey asking a multi-choice question like why do you visit AMPs would you go to a link to complete the survey? I wouldn't ask for your names or email address or anything like that.

I am not in a relationship and haven't had sex in over a year. My libido is low but I do masturbate to porn at home around 3-4 times a month (if that often). Mostly I do it to help me sleep better.

Anyway, I have to learn all the meanings to the acronyms on here. I have been going to Urban Dictionary when needed. I also admit that I need to read the rules on here so that I will know what I can / can't say.

But I have visited an AMP in Schaumburg and the women there only drip oil on my little fella and toss me a towel. I don't feel too good about having paid 90.00 for an average massage and having to masturbate while a woman stands there pinching my nipples or giving me fake moans. But I do love being touched by a woman and since it isn't happening any other way, I have to do what I have to do.

I am not sure if this is the best place to elaborate and understand the psychology of AMP clients but I would like to understand the compulsion.

Thanks for this forum and thank you all for your time of reading this. Oh I should mention I am in my early 50's as well.

[AddictedToAmp]

Hey Guys,

I am new here and prior to visiting this site I thought I had to live with this dark secret of enjoying visiting AMPs. I live in the NW Burbs of Chicago and am African American. Since CL and BP have been shut down, I have been feeling so deprived and it has left a void.

I am curious to know your stories. I want to know if you all are "sick" like me as society would label us. So if I created a short survey asking a multi-choice question like why do you visit AMPs would you go to a link to complete the survey? I wouldn't ask for your names or email address or anything like that.

I am not in a relationship and haven't had sex in over a year. My libido is low but I do masturbate to porn at home around 3-4 times a month (if that often). Mostly I do it to help me sleep better.

Anyway, I have to learn all the meanings to the acronyms on here. I have been going to Urban Dictionary when needed. I also admit that I need to read the rules on here so that I will know what I can / can't say.

But I have visited an AMP in Schaumburg and the women there only drip oil on my little fella and toss me a towel. I don't feel too good about having paid 90.00 for an average massage and having to masturbate while a woman stands there pinching my nipples or giving me fake moans. But I do love being touched by a woman and since it isn't happening any other way, I have to do what I have to do.

I am not sure if this is the best place to elaborate and understand the psychology of AMP clients but I would like to understand the compulsion.

Thanks for this forum and thank you all for your time of reading this. Oh I should mention I am in my early 50's as well.

There's also a forum specifically for Schaumburg. Schaumburg's not too great for the hobby, but supposedly a couple of places. Also you're not too far from some of the other areas to check out, like Mount Prospect.

[SmileySam]

Hey Guys,

I am new here and prior to visiting this site I thought I had to live with this dark secret of enjoying visiting AMPs. I live in the NW Burbs of Chicago and am African American. Since CL and BP have been shut down, I have been feeling so deprived and it has left a void.

I am curious to know your stories. I want to know if you all are "sick" like me as society would label us.
I am not sure if this is the best place to elaborate and understand the psychology of AMP clients but I would like to understand the compulsion.

Thanks for this forum and thank you all for your time of reading this. Oh I should mention I am in my early 50's as well.

My suggestion would be to create a new topic in the "General Topics" page. Also schedule an appointment with a therapist.

[Member #6352]

Hi, I'm visiting Chicago (along Grant Park I think) for a few days, and would be happy for some FBSM. Is Chicago Sensual Touch a good choice? Any insights on the process / person?

Alternatively, is there someone else I should consider in the area? Won't rent a car, but Lyft is fine if reasonable.

Thanks!

Like everyone asking this question, you have a ton of thread history to go through. Just search through the agencies or spots we recommend. This thread covers all the AMPs, I just reviewed a Euro place on the EMP blog (and others have too since then).

Uber and lyft is a little cheaper here depending on time of day.

Stay safe.

[TomDoe]

I had almost the same experience. Massage itself was short and disappointing, that body though a+.

Visited Ozone today based upon the favorable reviews I have seen here. MT was Jennifer. She is in her late 20's / early 30's. Her face was ok, but her body was smoking hot. She has sexy legs and a nice little butt that looked great in her tight jean shorts. I opted for the 30 minute Swedish massage for $50. The actual massage was virtually nonexistent. On the flip we settled on a nude HJ for $80 (after a little negotiation). Her body looked and felt amazing (she has man-mades that fit her body nicely). I popped #1 early, but she apparently didn't notice. She just kept on going for another 10 minutes or so until I got pop #2 out. All in all it was an above average experience and I may repeat. FS with that body could be amazing.

[Magooski]

I didn't do SS and just left, leaving 10 and refusing any water, she made a sorry semi crying face, but a week from then she was shining as a new golden coin when she saw me, did the job and received 40.

I never mind tipping for good service. If it's a straight up massage I leave 15% -20% of total cost. I went to legit massage spa and planned on 20% when I saw a suggested tip sign. They suggest 50% as a good tip for excellent service. I left 20%.

[Selforen11]

Visited Ozone today based upon the favorable reviews I have seen here. MT was Jennifer. She is in her late 20's / early 30's. Her face was ok, but her body was smoking hot. She has sexy legs and a nice little butt that looked great in her tight jean shorts. I opted for the 30 minute Swedish massage for $50. The actual massage was virtually nonexistent. On the flip we settled on a nude HJ for $80 (after a little negotiation). Her body looked and felt amazing (she has man-mades that fit her body nicely). I popped #1 early, but she apparently didn't notice. She just kept on going for another 10 minutes or so until I got pop #2 out. All in all it was an above average experience and I may repeat. FS with that body could be amazing.

[Walker333]

I guess Sunday after the Bears loss, every monger in Chicago decided to drown their sorrows in HJs. I was out at about 5 pm Sunday and tried Green on Halsted, Elegant on Grand and Grand Spa. Could not get in to any, all 3 were over an hour wait. First time I have ever been told 2 spas that they were busy.

On Sunday nights and Sundays in general a lot of mts are off. Sometimes I had to let them know that I'm coming hours ahead of time. Therefore, short notices and especially walk-ins do not work, especially at more or less good MPs.

[Vern2020]

I was wondering if anyone knows where Eva has gone she worked at Grand and was a lot of fun.

She's in China for a few months. I think (hope) she's coming back.

[Datsurman]

All the husbands have an excuse to be away from the ball and chain for a few hours. Nothing like a little detour to the neighborhood massage parlor to get nice and relaxed before returning home.

I guess Sunday after the Bears loss, every monger in Chicago decided to drown their sorrows in HJs. I was out at about 5 pm Sunday and tried Green on Halsted, Elegant on Grand and Grand Spa. Could not get in to any, all 3 were over an hour wait. First time I have ever been told 2 spas that they were busy.

[Starks]

I guess Sunday after the Bears loss, every monger in Chicago decided to drown their sorrows in HJs. I was out at about 5 pm Sunday and tried Green on Halsted, Elegant on Grand and Grand Spa. Could not get in to any, all 3 were over an hour wait. First time I have ever been told 2 spas that they were busy.

[NorthsideTod2]

I was wondering if anyone knows where Eva has gone she worked at Grand and was a lot of fun.

[NorthsideTod2]

I was wondering if anyone knows where Eva has gone she worked at Grand and was a lot of fun.

[Walker333]

So had an outing with Sofia a couple days a go and OMG. So let me clear the air she's L1/ L2 hands roamed only offers HJ. But the massage was incredible and her body was nice to feel. Breasts where awesome and she let me suckle on thy nipples she dry humped my hands and had an incredible hold on the hose.

What does it mean L1/ L2 hands roamed only. ? And then dry humped your hands? Please clarify and what was the damage?