Massage Parlor Reports

[Krakatoa]

"After I yelled Putin! I left and cleaned up. " hahaha.

"Russian Collusion!" would be acceptable as well LOL.

Had to go check out the "new" HBW for myself. I also didn't notice any change in the decor, but then I usually have other things on my mind in these situations. I didn't put the moves on the MMS, in spite of recent exhortations. Unfortunately, my provider wasn't a whole lot more attractive. Candy, I think, although her pronunciation was very odd. She was probably 50 and just a little on the thick side. In other words, pretty average NoVa AMP talent.

On the plus side, I mentioned that I used to see Scarlett, and she took that as code for what I had in mind. I offered her a massage she fell immediately under my spell. On the negative, I got maybe ten minutes of massage myself and was out the door in 30. I gave her the benefit of the doubt--maybe this was a misunderstanding--but normally this would be a major issue. I just didn't want to get grumpy. Left $. 2.

I'll no doubt go back. Hell, there are so few walk-in options. I did get a glimpse of the other provider and she seemed to be much cuter. But then it was just a glimpse.

K.

[Roamin Roman]

Admittedly I've only recently begun contributing but I used to live in nova and lurked 2 ish years ago. I'm visiting for work and want to make it a homecoming of sorts. I'm starting off big with an Indy kgirl who was mentioned a couple of pages back in the other section. My question is what are the best kmps in the area for nova+. I used to go to fw and the cherubic place. Any other suggestions. I appreciate your help.

Not to tell anyone else how, or even whether, they ought to post. As A2 points out, many prefer to just lurk. If that's your style, then so be it. Who is anyone else to tell you otherwise?

However, one of the benefits of participating, rather than just lurking, is that you build up "board cred" with others on the forum. Anyone can claim to have been a lurker who was from this area a few years ago, but how would anyone know? And, yet, you want not only a mere recommendation for your visit, but rather a recommendation for "the best kmps" in the area. If no one knows you or your reputation, they probably won't be terribly interested in sharing much worthwhile intel with you. And, in all fairness, why should they? Members here can give you "a" recommendation, but that's information you can find with a quick search or reading of the forum. But, so as not to seem uncharitable, I'll give you one: Try G&G in Tysons Corner, just off of Tyco Road.

[Member #6066]

So I took the plunge to see what the fuss was about with Sarah at Barnie in Anandale. She is fairly attractive for a middle age Asian. Nice body and face and Cute. Her English is very good and she interrogated me about how I found out about the spa, etc. It seems like after the intitial wave of reviews here, she got slammed with calls and probably made her more suspicious of patrons. And she knows about the reviews online. Anyway I had a good vibe with her and we hit it off ok.

Massage was ok but I was enjoying the back and forth banter with her more. Above noVa standard but it's not something I would go out of my way for and delete my savings account. I could spend a little extra and go to MD and get FS for a little more and pound the girls there like a porn star. Sarah does the soft touch a little too slow and could use more playing rather than the slowwwww long strokes.

Sarah seems very enticing. One thing I am curious about is what are the bolts like. It seems to be agreed that she has a nice body but nothing specific about the size of her bolts.

[CaponeBone]

Made the drive out to Arlington on my lunch break since I saw the place was back open. Bella is gone and the place seems to be under new management. Very kind gals, all's bit long in the tooth, but that seems what's hot right now on the board is the golden oldies.

Today I saw Jenny, older k girl, but really nice. Body wasn't bad for her age. Probably ona nova AMP scale is a 5 or 6. I'm a solid 1 or 2 myself.

I actually skipped the body massage and asked for a certain muscle to be worked on. She didn't mind and gave a nice massage in that certain area. After about 20 minutes of this, I was like how about we hear some Frank Sinatra. She said not anymore, but next time if you bring your own Frank Sinatra Cd she would be happy to sing along.

Things finished up with her showing me her Russian language skills. After I yelled Putin! I left and cleaned up.

Place seemed the same after the "remodeling". Anyway nice ladies just not for me anymore. I'm going to try a place one of our gentle mongers pm me about. So next week another review.

Mongers are people too.

"After I yelled Putin! I left and cleaned up. " hahaha.

"Russian Collusion!" would be acceptable as well LOL.

[CaponeBone]

Yes, therapeutic only there. I've know the lady who owns it for probably 9-10 years, and I doubt she would allow any extra-curricular activities. Haven't been in quite some time, but surprised the house rate is now $80.

Preggo FS would have been an incredible accomplishment. Open for a senior PM is there is such an option elsewhere LOL.

[RustyMuffler]

Latin Touch is also known as For Him or Her Spa. So one may find info on this place by searching "For Him or Her" and "FHOH".

You have no info but you obviously have not looked very hard. There has to be 30-40 reviews on here. Search "Latin touch".

[DcManLive]

Info about Latin touch?

I'm curious about this place but don't have any info about it.

You have no info but you obviously have not looked very hard. There has to be 30-40 reviews on here. Search "Latin touch".

[LookieHookie18]

Info about Latin touch?

I'm curious about this place but don't have any info about it.

It has been talked about many times in this forum including recently. Very professional setting called his or her spa in the tysons area. $. 2 sandra bebe and giovanna are the three main options, probably want sandra first time. Vgl MILF who if treated right (. 4 or. 8) will definitely go the extra mile to make you happy. Overall they are all friendly, good looking, and give an okay massage.

[Jose5564]

Info about Latin touch?

I'm curious about this place but don't have any info about it.

[Ominous]

Admittedly I've only recently begun contributing but I used to live in nova and lurked 2 ish years ago. I'm visiting for work and want to make it a homecoming of sorts. I'm starting off big with an Indy kgirl who was mentioned a couple of pages back in the other section. My question is what are the best kmps in the area for nova+. I used to go to fw and the cherubic place. Any other suggestions. I appreciate your help.

[Member #6329]

Thanks for the warning.

Shirlington Therapy or Soft Touch?

Fred 86.

Been twice this past summer. Saw Lucy. Older but real FS fun. I did not actually expect a massage what I wanted was two pops and a TS. I took 140 reasons, left it out to see on little table in room as mentioned on previous reviews, to help explain no massage was needed. I got 10 minutes then the fun started. She was happy not to massage. I knew this place from reading back 6 months on reviews. If I want a real massage and standard NOVA finish for 40 I can go to anyplace around but when budget allows I like to go the extra. New name, not new monger. Hope this helps in you future fun times. Good luck.

[Backrub321]

Thanks for the warning.

Shirlington Therapy or Soft Touch?

Door is nondescript with a door bell as you would expect.

After ringing the bell a woman in her mid 30's (she goes by the name chanelle) with a rockin body opens the door. I can't help but appreciate her lace dress that leaves little to the imagination.

She ushers me in and asks if I want a shower to which I say of course.

Good TS with attention to all the right places. After the shower she takes me back to the room and gives me the most half assed massage. Plenty of teasing, but not much pressure.

She asks what I want and implies that the menu is open to negotiations. I only brought enough for a nova finish, standard rate.

When she finishes she continues to massage for a little bit and ended way early.

I paid for an hour and barely got 30 min.

Probably won't go back for a while until they get some new girls.

[OnlyAOne]

After realizing I was being a newbie I figured it out. Called the number appropriately and was let to the address. Paid for an hour. Received 30 min max. Easy enough to set up. Lackluster. Nice masseuse. Not very engaging. Not awful. PM for specifics.

[OnlyAOne]

Phone number doesn't work and when I went to go in to the building. The alarm went off. So I guess AFB is a no go.

[Member #5795]

https://adultsearch.com/virginia/arl...y-rubs/1115463

https://www.escortdirectory.com/esco...%20Jay-104115/

Anyone have experience with either of these? They are in town and close. Please PM me with any help.

Thanks.

SR.