Escort Reports

**Mr Dave** · 10-03-18 16:18

Originally Posted by CaponeBone [View Original Post]

Decided to try LF today for the first time. Terrible experience.

After a lot of texting back and forth, finally got the address. Drove to the location and then had to text a few times after for thr door code and apartment number. All feeding into the sketchy factor. Not sure if this was more vettting or just an amateur hour response from whoever was at the cell phone. Building is confusing as hell and finally just called to get walked in to the apartment. Pro tip: use a Chinese google translator if you want a better response.

Went to the apartment and was met by Cherry and a MMS, who seemed a only few years older. When inside MMS kept saying for me to lower my voice even though I was speaking at a hushed tone. Entire apartment was strange, giant stuffed animals and low lighting; place was pretty dirty. They seemed very spooked but probably the normal protocol.

Cherry wasn't bad looking: very skinny but had an odd low voice. Not very attractive IMO. Terrible and disinterested personality which killed it. Nice bolt ons.

Quick shower in a unclean bathroom and then to the bed, which didn't look much better. Provider literally massaged me for 30 seconds and told me to turn over. Followed by a decent CBJ, we do Miss and Dog, and it was a wrap. She complained about me going too deep. She complained about me touching her down below. She complained that it was taking too long.

Whole experience took maybe 15 minutes. She got dressed and impolitely got the boot. Honestly she was a B and did nothing to retain biz.

Luckily, called an audible last second and opted for the HH at 1. 5. Terrible experience won't be back (unless I get a PM for a better provider at this jip joint). Save your money, gents and log onto You Porn LOL.

-Kip.

Sorry I'm not a nova vet, what is LF? Thanks.

**Shier** · 10-03-18 12:29

Originally Posted by Metloaf [View Original Post]

I have heard this pattern with her several times from mongers. And none have seen her. Not even ones that sent pics and followed request to the tee. Real LE concerns with this provider. I was curious until I became aware of this unusual pattern. Be careful better around for sure!

Originally Posted by ShadowRock [View Original Post]

Stay away.

I saw her a few days ago. She's safe, no LE, but communication skills are not the best.

I contacted her via email and we had a back-and-forth for a couple days. She is a bit slow to respond. We set up a meet and transitioned to text, which went smoothly to my surprise (sometimes a problem with providers who have trouble putting the two together). I did send the selfie (probably not a wise decision in general) at her request. At first txt communication was good. Got to her location in crystal city and suddenly comms went dark. Waited in the lobby and sent several texts, no answer, started to call, no answer, was getting frustrated but figured might as well have a drink. I figured if I ordered a way-to-expensive drink that would cause her to call just as the drink arrived.

Funny enough but that magic seemed to work pretty well and I left half a drink on the bar and went up. She's a very curvy girl, she advertises as part Latina but in reality she's 100% Tennessee. No explanation at all as to the delay; an apology but no explanation. "Yeah, sorry, my fault". OK, whatever. Dropped the donation of $$$ and excused myself. Came out and she is hesitant. Turns out she didn't pick up that I had left the envelope there and was still waiting. Had to point it out to her. Noob mistake on her part?

We proceeded. Some DFK, she has piercings if that's your thing. Lip and tongue. BBBJ and then she slipped the cover and rode in RCG. She really gets into it, and that's what made the session worth the trouble. Good dirty talk. All in all it was a good time; I would see her again (but I don't often repeat in general). If donation was $$. 5 she would be fantastic. In her favor she is curvy, young and cute and if you like that you'll enjoy.

**Member #5795** · 10-02-18 21:24

Originally Posted by Metloaf [View Original Post]

I have heard this pattern with her several times from mongers. And none have seen her. Not even ones that sent pics and followed request to the tee. Real LE concerns with this provider. I was curious until I became aware of this unusual pattern. Be careful better around for sure!

Stay away.

**Metloaf** · 10-02-18 19:45

Originally Posted by ShadowRock [View Original Post]

Saw her ad on Switter and https://privatedelights.ch/profile/lusciouslolita.

We made plans to meet today. At the last minute she asked for a picture. I told her I didn't feel comfortable doing that and she flipped out started sending nasty texts. Calling me an asshole etc. I said bye and blocked her number. Too bad, she lives close to me. I would stay away from the b***h.

SR.

I have heard this pattern with her several times from mongers. And none have seen her. Not even ones that sent pics and followed request to the tee. Real LE concerns with this provider. I was curious until I became aware of this unusual pattern. Be careful better around for sure!

**CoolPix** · 10-02-18 17:21

Originally Posted by Shier [View Original Post]

Thanks for the report. I have seen Jen and can fill in some details and contact info. It was a while back out near FairOaks, I recall it was a good session, she is very petite and cute but may not be for everyone. I can't remember if CBJ or BBBJ. I recall she is a bit odd, you'd just have to meet her to see how. Room was not the tidiest. Talks a LOT, but it's kind of cute, and yes she does get into it for the "right" person. She said I was really thick which was tough for her, which I am kinda sorta, but never got a complaint before. I never got the itch to repeat, not for any particular reason, just didn't. It actually might be fun to return and see how the session is.

Oh, writing this I recall she is a little nervous about security and her screening method was odd and struck me as something someone new to this would do.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/jen-esco...irginia-304544

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/pure-...urrent-9530226

I saw her last fall in a low budget motel in Tysons. Room was a mess and she was a nervous nelly. Hopped in the shower after I got there and left me hanging in her room. Smoker which turned me off. BBBJ and lots of stripper pole if IIRC but covered me up and rode me pretty well. I like the little ones and she was fine but I haven't repeated either. BUt then again, there are very few with whom I do repeat so don't let that stop you. She was DTF and I think I gave her $$. 5 for the hour.

**JmSuttr** · 10-02-18 07:58

Originally Posted by ShadowRock [View Original Post]

Saw her ad on Switter and https://privatedelights.ch/profile/lusciouslolita.

We made plans to meet today. At the last minute she asked for a picture. I told her I didn't feel comfortable doing that and she flipped out started sending nasty texts. Calling me an asshole etc. I said bye and blocked her number. Too bad, she lives close to me. I would stay away from the b***h.

SR.

IIRC, last ad I saw for her quoted a price of 300 for the hour. With an attitude like that she comes across as a SW with delusions of grandeur.

Not sure what's up with pic requests as a screening technique, but that's also a deal breaker for me. Sounds like you saved yourself 300 of your hard earned $.

**JmSuttr** · 10-02-18 07:49

Originally Posted by FireOnRocks [View Original Post]

Hi Fellas,

Any one tried this one, any feedback would be much appreciated.

Thanks.

https://alligator.com.dc.listcrawler.com/post/26776562/

Search the forum for "crapshoot" for more info.

**Member #5795** · 10-02-18 06:39

Originally Posted by RegularJoe1985 [View Original Post]

Sorry to hear that.

I've been in touch with her for some time now. For one reason or the other, we've never been able to get together. But this attitude does make me take a step back.

Did she not verify you before setting up?

No verification. Not good on communication either. She starts texting then goes dark. Not worth the aggravation in my opinion.

**RegularJoe1985** · 10-02-18 05:50

Originally Posted by ShadowRock [View Original Post]

Saw her ad on Switter and https://privatedelights.ch/profile/lusciouslolita.

We made plans to meet today. At the last minute she asked for a picture. I told her I didn't feel comfortable doing that and she flipped out started sending nasty texts. Calling me an asshole etc. I said bye and blocked her number. Too bad, she lives close to me. I would stay away from the b***h.

SR.

Sorry to hear that.

I've been in touch with her for some time now. For one reason or the other, we've never been able to get together. But this attitude does make me take a step back.

Did she not verify you before setting up?

**RegularJoe1985** · 10-02-18 05:48

Originally Posted by ShadowRock [View Original Post]

Yeah, Richmond has / had a lot of Ashleys. PM me and I can fill you in.

PM sent. Thanks.

**RegularJoe1985** · 10-02-18 05:46

Originally Posted by TomMcAn [View Original Post]

I tried contacting Jen last winter but couldn't get through to her. It appears she hasn't advertised locally since March, so I don't know if she's still active or whether she perhaps moved to another area. The ad from City X Guide is from September 2017.

But she kept cancelling. One reason or the other. And I then stopped. Told her to contact me when she's ready.

Though she does have a dress restriction that she wouldn't show her mid-section, has to be covered at all times. Her reviews also indicated the same.

**Pbarber307** · 10-02-18 02:12

Originally Posted by FireOnRocks [View Original Post]

Hi Fellas,

Any one tried this one, any feedback would be much appreciated.

Thanks.

https://alligator.com.dc.listcrawler.com/post/26776562/

Ya, fake dude. Scroll all the way down until the yellow box that says "More Pic and Reviews" pops up.

Click on the yellow box and you will see lots of pictures of different girls.

**Tom McAn** · 10-02-18 01:25

Originally Posted by Shier [View Original Post]

Thanks for the report. I have seen Jen and can fill in some details and contact info. It was a while back out near FairOaks, I recall it was a good session, she is very petite and cute but may not be for everyone. I can't remember if CBJ or BBBJ. I recall she is a bit odd, you'd just have to meet her to see how. Room was not the tidiest. Talks a LOT, but it's kind of cute, and yes she does get into it for the "right" person. She said I was really thick which was tough for her, which I am kinda sorta, but never got a complaint before. I never got the itch to repeat, not for any particular reason, just didn't. It actually might be fun to return and see how the session is.

Oh, writing this I recall she is a little nervous about security and her screening method was odd and struck me as something someone new to this would do.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/jen-esco...irginia-304544

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/pure-...urrent-9530226

I tried contacting Jen last winter but couldn't get through to her. It appears she hasn't advertised locally since March, so I don't know if she's still active or whether she perhaps moved to another area. The ad from City X Guide is from September 2017.

**Member #5795** · 10-01-18 18:27

Saw her ad on Switter and https://privatedelights.ch/profile/lusciouslolita.

We made plans to meet today. At the last minute she asked for a picture. I told her I didn't feel comfortable doing that and she flipped out started sending nasty texts. Calling me an asshole etc. I said bye and blocked her number. Too bad, she lives close to me. I would stay away from the b***h.

SR.

**RegularJoe1985** · 10-01-18 17:37

Originally Posted by JmSuttr [View Original Post]

You were hungry and your preferred restaurants were booked up, closed, or otherwise unavailable. .....

In my post, we've all been down that road. Feeling really really hungry, options limited and select an option that otherwise might not have. Been there done that. Guilty as charged. LOL.

Know that no-one has suggested yet but just want to make it clear that I was in no way passing a judgment. Just an observation that's all.