Massage Parlor Reports

[Ho Down Man2]

Ya, avoid that place on F Sa and Su. She is fun though if you don't mind grannies.

Thanks for the advice. Didn't know about the schedule. Funny thing is between the man and nana I could have had one hell of a double gummer. Yeah just couldn't do granny. I'm not young but that is still what I prefer. So I just won't go here again.

[HowdyDoody32]

Went today and holy crap. Gave mama the 40 and asked for skinny small girl. Had to wait 15 min and in walked nana who was about 80 yo. I just let the massage happened luckily she didn't try any extras and I ran as fast as possible.

Ya, avoid that place on F Sa and Su. She is fun though if you don't mind grannies.

[Tipisil]

Anyone ever try Eva at Honey, a few reports that she does FS on rubmaps, but also lots of drama about her, so just wanted to check here.

Might be a tall tale. Take a visit and let us know. I'm just not liking that they are having more and more latinas and less and less white girls.

[YellowFinTuna]

Vy Massage and Free Your Mind are two different places across the street from each other. Vy with cute young Viet Latina Russian girls. Quality massage happy endings. 30 hhr 40 hr I always get an hour because of the cmt level. Leave with a smile.

Thanks for the correction. I re-checked my trusty Viet massage publication on Friday and discovered my mistake being 1 digit off on the address so I went for a visit at Free Your Mind on the second floor. Fairly young technician I would rate as a 7 on looks and 7 on the massage and ending and 7 on attitude. Which ain't bad because some of these massages are terrible. Nice clean place but I didn't like the doors having a square window so people could look in even if the door was closed. Next time I'll hang up my shirt over the window or something.

Amazingly different neighborhood perception at night being at Vy versus CYM.

[Ho Down Man2]

Went today and holy crap. Gave mama the 40 and asked for skinny small girl. Had to wait 15 min and in walked nana who was about 80 yo. I just let the massage happened luckily she didn't try any extras and I ran as fast as possible.

[Walker52]

Anyone ever try Eva at Honey, a few reports that she does FS on rubmaps, but also lots of drama about her, so just wanted to check here.

[KevAmps]

Thanks for reviewing these places, man.

I actually did go to one one of the neighboring LMPs in that same center where King Accupuncture is, a few months ago. Experience wasn't as unsatisfactory as yours, but the provider's age and appearance left much to be desired. I went ahead with FS anyway because I needed release and didn't have any other free time that week.

Anyway, if thick Latinas with fake booties and bolt-ons is what I'm likely to find at these other LMPs, which have been on my list of places in OC to try, I think I'll just save my money and keep going up to the SGV for my occasional Latina fix, where I've had mostly better luck.

If any of you mongers know of a good, FS Latina place in OC with providers who are more on the slim side, please let a fellow monger know!

4. Latina and King Accupressure.

Went to the little business complex near Euclid and Broadway. There are several Latina MP's there. King is on suite 10 and another Latina one is suite 3. Both places are 50 for hhr, even though no massage is available. Both are a wham bam thank you ma'am place with thick Latinas that have obvious fake booties and bolt ons. You can haggle for services but it's around 100 for FS. Not a fan of this place because everyone I've seen there likes to rush. I've heard there's a Tammy at King that is amazing but I haven't had any luck finding her and I think she no longer works there. Some people will like this place though so you should at least try it out and see if you can get better luck than me. I honestly don't remember who I saw there but they're basically all the same LOL.

5. Cozy Spa.

Also on Lincoln near brookhurst. Basically read my review of King and Latina and expect the same thing. Latina spas man.

6. Star aromatherapy.

Lincoln and Kraemer. Same as Cozy, King, and Latina. Make sure you're belly up when the "technician" comes in and they'll know what you want.

[KevAmps]

I've never been to Cafe Starz, so I have no idea if Lily worked there too. She was very cute, with a petite and small-breasted frame, and actually looked and sounded like she was in her first couple of years college. Unfortunately, on what would have been my 5th time with her, she was gone from R999.

If she's back, I may start going back to R999, which I've lost my obsession with. Hell, maybe I should go back anyway just to see if there is a new, other Lily now, based on that monger's report.

Lily, as in, one of the girls from stars? Forgive me for my ignorance. I speculated there was some kind of code to get Stars girls to 999. (I like cool eyes-wide-shut super secret stuff) If it IS the same girl, then damn, my friend is going to go brooooke. Haha.

[Tipisil]

I live in Irvine and I have a day off work tomorrow looking for a good H. E AMP! Or Kmp! Hit me up and let me know I appreciate it.

Thank you.

Welcome. Rule number 1: read the thread.

[PolarBox]

I live in Irvine and I have a day off work tomorrow looking for a good H. E AMP! Or Kmp! Hit me up and let me know I appreciate it.

Thank you.

[DatFullService]

Golden Touch DS is a LMP, so I'm surprised you got an Asian provider. Then again, that has happened to me too. Last year at KG (KT) Acu Therapy up in LP, which is an AMP, I unexpectedly got a very attractive Latina, who told me she was providing last-minute coverage.

If Lily is back at R999, I may have to resume my monthly visits to that AMP. A couple of months ago when I went on what would have been one of her usual scheduled days, the girl at the desk (she had been my provider twice previously) told me that Lily had moved on, which sucked for me because we had great chemistry and our sessions were the most intimate I have ever had with any provider anywhere.

Lily, as in, one of the girls from stars? Forgive me for my ignorance. I speculated there was some kind of code to get Stars girls to 999. (I like cool eyes-wide-shut super secret stuff) If it IS the same girl, then damn, my friend is going to go brooooke. Haha.

[Xmul22]

Anyone have experience here? I went a few years ago and saw they had Latinas but went with a black girl instead. Nothing special in the rub, but HE was good and lots of Russian with those bowling balls of a set on her.

That's Michelle that you saw. I swear that their hours use to run later, and had a lot more variety, but nowadays, it's only the asian, Valerie (boss? And Michelle.

The Asian (Korean? Kim?) - I don't recommend. Very cold attitude, and mechanical.

Michelle. Bbw black woman. Loves to chat, and dang, when the fun starts, she really makes me want to go all the way with her. HE+Russian as you stated.

Valerie. Never experienced.

[LoveViets]

Vy Massage and Free Your Mind are two different places across the street from each other. Vy with cute young Viet Latina Russian girls. Quality massage happy endings. 30 hhr 40 hr I always get an hour because of the cmt level. Leave with a smile.

[RealSexyPanda]

Anyone have experience here? I went a few years ago and saw they had Latinas but went with a black girl instead. Nothing special in the rub, but HE was good and lots of Russian with those bowling balls of a set on her.

[Leche]

I went and saw Holly.

Would rate that as one of the lowest AMP experience in may years.

I had called for someone else, they said come in, and sure enough she was no longer there. Go Holly, got rushed with bad boob job, no daty, are you done yet? I knew it was 140 but never again. For that price you should get golden Viet pussy.

Star Accupressure LF.

Jenny-Chinese, great personality, great massage. Wanted FS but she only does HE. Very satisfying release, so well it rocketed to her eye. She laughed and was a good sport about it. Would repeat again 40 MMS 60 HE.

Bee Bee Stanton.

Paid 60 for full hour massage. Told her been there before (but it's actually my first time) Entered the room and waited for 10 min. In comes this old viet lady (forgot her name). Asked me who massaged me before, I made something up and she left the room to talk to MMS. She care back and started the massage. Did not signaled anything since I was hoping the massage would get better but it just got worse. The worst part of this ordeal is after she cleaned me up, I was still oily, so I had to clean up myself. Will not return.

Petite Spa Stanton.

Since I was frustrated with Bee Bee I went down the street and stopped by Petite. Gave PPS the cover then was greeted by Holly, a mid to late 20's viet lady, really cute and slim with bolt ons. No accent whatsoever, born and raised in OC. We chatted the whole time when she massaged me for 15 min, then had fun, mish then DS for the finish. 40 to PPS then 140 FS.