Massage Parlor Reports

[Sarcasticles]

As some of you may know I have cancer and my treatments now consist of a spinal tap on Monday morning four weeks in a row. I lie on my stomach while they take some fluid out of the spinal chord and then inject some chemo in. Since this isn't more fun than a barrel of monkeys I thought it would be nice on Sunday to lie on my stomach and get a massage from a gorgeous lady!

So last Sunday I contacted Lilia (https://stlouis.rubratings.com/123083) but she was out of town and it didn't work out. Also, I didn't give her any notice sending my text at 6:00 AM on Sunday. So we were going to get together this Sunday morning but yesterday she said she had a cold and thought we should reschedule. So I said no problem and I would let her know as the treatments tend to slow me down for a while.

By now I imagine you're wondering what the point of this post is so I will tell you. After she said we should reschedule she sent another text saying she wanted to "offer a complimentary session" which I thought was incredibly kind and generous. While I've seen her a few times over the years it hasn't been that often and I thought she was going above and beyond the call of duty with her offer. With a lot of reports of subpar experiences and "odd" behavior, I just wanted to point out that there are at least some incredibly nice ladies in this business and Lilia would be in that group. Incredibly nice and incredibly good looking!

That's awesome. Glad to see there are still good folks out there. God speed on your road to recovery too Apache.

[Jump2320]

Hola gents,

I read a little while back that there were some inconsistencies with this local, but I can confirm it is business as usual. Went yesterday and had Coco, good massage and usual HE. She was pleasant and nice, with the right amount of teasing before the flip.

[RegisJ1]

Is she as good looking as her pics??

No. The girl in the photos is ridiculous. She is very attractive though. Fit and pretty.

[StChuck636]

Yes, I've seen her numerous times. Safe and professional.

She is occasionally flakey and will miss appointments, but that's <10%.

Really, nice girl and good service.

Is she as good looking as her pics??

[Apache77]

As some of you may know I have cancer and my treatments now consist of a spinal tap on Monday morning four weeks in a row. I lie on my stomach while they take some fluid out of the spinal chord and then inject some chemo in. Since this isn't more fun than a barrel of monkeys I thought it would be nice on Sunday to lie on my stomach and get a massage from a gorgeous lady!

So last Sunday I contacted Lilia (https://stlouis.rubratings.com/123083) but she was out of town and it didn't work out. Also, I didn't give her any notice sending my text at 6:00 AM on Sunday. So we were going to get together this Sunday morning but yesterday she said she had a cold and thought we should reschedule. So I said no problem and I would let her know as the treatments tend to slow me down for a while.

By now I imagine you're wondering what the point of this post is so I will tell you. After she said we should reschedule she sent another text saying she wanted to "offer a complimentary session" which I thought was incredibly kind and generous. While I've seen her a few times over the years it hasn't been that often and I thought she was going above and beyond the call of duty with her offer. With a lot of reports of subpar experiences and "odd" behavior, I just wanted to point out that there are at least some incredibly nice ladies in this business and Lilia would be in that group. Incredibly nice and incredibly good looking!

[RegisJ1]

Anybody tried her out?? Wondering if she is legit thinking about giving it a shot. Can pm me if needed. Thanks.

Yes, I've seen her numerous times. Safe and professional.

She is occasionally flakey and will miss appointments, but that's <10%.

Really, nice girl and good service.

[StChuck636]

Anybody tried her out?? Wondering if she is legit thinking about giving it a shot. Can pm me if needed. Thanks.

[Blade87]

I have seen Kathleen several times and she does a very good massage. Also a safe location at her house in South city. On the flip she will take off her top and she has very nice boobs for a lady who is around 60. I don't believe that anything else is on the menu, but she does give a great massage, she also can be rather chatty.

Thanks. May check her out. I don't mind chatty. I don't feel comfortable with dead silence.

[StlBang]

Any insight on Kathleen? Used to post as Hands Kathleen Healthy Mature American Woman. Seen her post for awhile, same pics for years. Always wondered what the girls are like when she takes her top off. Recommend or stay away??

I have seen Kathleen several times and she does a very good massage. Also a safe location at her house in South city. On the flip she will take off her top and she has very nice boobs for a lady who is around 60. I don't believe that anything else is on the menu, but she does give a great massage, she also can be rather chatty.

[Jeffc 574]

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As soon as you're in the massage room she's down to her panties only with mutual touch available. Her regulars may have more luck once she establishes that you're not from the CIA or another planet. Maybe some who have seen her several times can chime in here. Or maybe she doesn't want any explicit details discussed on a public forum. I get that. So possibly a pm would be more appropriate. I have also spoken to some who have had a completely normal session with her.

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With all that said. Unless I find out something that scares me away. I'll probably see her again. She can be quite entertaining.

On my third visit, with her pantied butt hanging over my face and her head inches from junior, I asked about more. I didn't get a response, the panties didn't move and the lips never made it to junior.

Still, at the price you will leave happy.

[Big BoobLuvr]

Nothing special at Healthy Body.

It depends on how well you know the therapist.

[Ritewing]

Had to see for myself.

Some of the reviews about her being a bit "odd" kind of intrigued me. I like crazy. Sometimes. Abbey was very easy to schedule with. She returned my text right away and we were able to schedule something for the same day. Her apartment is very easy to find, and it's in a good (safe) location in the Webster area. Parking was close by and not an issue. I did get some odd looks from some neighbors as I walked up. Based on the reviews and price I'm assuming there is a lot of traffic in and out of her place, someone has to know what's going on. She is a cute girl with a nice body. I don't think she's as good looking as Tammy or most of Ana's girls, but she is still good looking. She seems pretty paranoid though, makes you put your phone in a box for some reason. I put the $80 donation on the table, and we got started. The massage was just OK. Nothing special. Not like a real massage, just light rubbing all over. She did get on the table every once in a while to rub her body up and down mine. There was a bit of teasing involved during the massage as well. I personally prefer a bit more of an actual massage, the light rubbing doesn't really do anything for me. Everything except her panties came off during the massage, and some mutual touching is allowed. I didn't push it, but it seemed like anything not covered by panties was ok. And, as others have said, this girl likes to talk. She didn't stop talking the whole time. Weird shit too. She seems a bit off, for sure. I would have enjoyed things more if she would have just shut up like half of the time. It's hard to relax and enjoy things when this weirdo is babbling about random crap nonstop, and there is nothing sexy about trying to make small talk with someone who is just all over the place. When it was time for the flip, she got up on the table with me. Kind of a standard finish, but she was standing on the table bending over giving me a great view of her ass. It was great when she finally stopped talking to take care of business. After the finish, she cleaned me up and it was time to go.

I really don't know if I would recommend this one or not. It kind of depends on how easily you're annoyed. She was talking about some of her regulars, so I know some people are digging what she's doing. If light rubbing is your thing, and you don't mind her babbling about stupid shit non-stop, and you're looking for a standard finish without any extras, you can't beat the price. In my opinion, this is a case of "you get what you pay for". I got a full hour with her and a decent HJ finish for $80, but it was fucking annoying and not really relaxing until the last 10 minutes. I don't know where else you'll find a YGND-style experience for that price. But, I'd gladly pay her $120 for the hour if she would just shut the fuck up. And at that rate, I can find something I'll like even better.

My advice, if you do go see her, just pretend you don't understand English.

I've seen Abbey as well and would have to say KC's review is dead on. I found myself laughing out loud at the end of his review because it was so funny and so accurate. What he left out were the details of her conversations. She's really into conspiracy theories, spying, aliens, etc. I found it more amusing than annoying but it does detract from any sensuality in the session. She is pretty and has a nice body but it doesn't seem like much else is available. But for 80 bucks, what can you expect. Many on here may pay that to an AMP to get a fully clothed massage from a 55 year old homely Chinese lady with hopes of a diy.

As soon as you're in the massage room she's down to her panties only with mutual touch available. Her regulars may have more luck once she establishes that you're not from the CIA or another planet. Maybe some who have seen her several times can chime in here. Or maybe she doesn't want any explicit details discussed on a public forum. I get that. So possibly a pm would be more appropriate. I have also spoken to some who have had a completely normal session with her.

I do remember seeing a post here a couple of years ago from a senior member who called her. "Bat shit crazy. And possibly dangerous". Wish I knew what the dangerous part really means.

With all that said. Unless I find out something that scares me away. I'll probably see her again. She can be quite entertaining.

[Chrisstl]

I just wanted to add a few things because I feel like I may have been a little too critical of Angel. I think chemisty can really affect perception, and unfortunately the chemistry was indeed lacking during my session. After thinking about it, and after talking to a friend that has had many great experiences with Angel, I may give her another try. I can imagine that things could get better. She has many positive qualities, and perhaps once I establish a rapport with her our time will feel more spontaneous and personal. I'll update you after I see her again.

Don't feel bad. It is what it is and you said so.

It is very generous of you to give her a second chance.

[Precious1]

Guys, any info on this girl please?

https://stlouis.rubratings.com/128978

Thanks.

[Blade87]

Any insight on Kathleen? Used to post as Hands Kathleen Healthy Mature American Woman. Seen her post for awhile, same pics for years. Always wondered what the girls are like when she takes her top off. Recommend or stay away??