Massage Parlor Reports

[OnlyAOne]

Going to hit it up this week and I guess TOFTT. Will report back.

[Roamin Roman]

I used to visit latinas at an apartment complex near the hospital in Fairfax and the lot had one hour parking. Well, I spend an hour with the lady and who knew within an hour, 10 my car would be towed.

The lady in charge was kind and took me to pick up my car. So that day I got fuck twice and had to pay for it both times. Those tow truck assholes are voltures and no one is there to watch and ensure they are waiting the correct time. Plus who is going to fight it? Explain in court you were visiting your girlfriend dor less the an hour, yeah.

Print up (on heavy card stock) an official-looking sign, about the size of a bumper sticker, that you can either place on top of the front dash (windshield) or on the driver's side window. The sign would read: Doctor on Call - DO NOT TOW. For a more authentic appearance, you can add a caduceus (Staff of Hermes) symbol on the left or right side, along with some other official-looking signatures and dates (including an "expiration" or "valid thru" date). And, in this day of multi-lingualism, you could add the same words in Spanish.

Now, you wouldn't want to use this to park illegally on the street, but in an apartment complex it should be fine.

[Member #6804]

Anything going on in Old Town, independent or otherwise? Going to be around there this weekend and I'm desperate need of stress release. Closest I know is Tao Message which I reviewed before, which is still pretty out of the way. Feel free to PM. Thanks!

[JimBliss478]

I always say this. It's not where you go but who you see. Establishments change, providers typically do not. I stopped by Blue today and sadly the only thing blue about it was my balls as I left the place vehemently disappointed. Bella clearly wasn't there, and I made the stupid gamble thinking the bimbo who was my provider would be just as accommodating. First off the massage was horrible, light soft touch around back and legs, it was like paying. 8 for one of those plastic backscratchers. I bore with it hoping ST would make up for it but after about 25 min (I paid for the hour BTW) she ask me to flip and ask me what I want. I tell her I want the same standard of service that Bella / scarlet gave for the same price. Mind you, that's me being awfully generous because she's nowhere near the same level of pretty. In fact, she's older, and that's ironic because I usually have good things to say about the older ladies but this chick was clearly delusional about her age and the Apple must have gone sour far before it became rotten. She told me for the price point listed in the section below, that she would take clothes off and that she just gives HJ. I told her I can get so much more for less at other places and she told me that you can't in VA. Lmao, I told her she was wrong if you know where to go. And I politely asked her to stop wasting my time and refund me my money. She said I already paid and that she couldn't do that. I honestly hate arguing but I said fine, I have another half hour I expect to at least get a decent massage for forming over the house fee, but that she wouldn't be getting another dime from me.

I'd recommend avoiding her if you plan to visit Blue unless you want to pay an additional $. 2 for a HJ. I'd ask for her name but she prolly wouldn't give me her real one if I did. So I'll describe her most signature feature: she's got a deep voice that sounds like she smokes 10 packs a day. If you get her, my advice is to ask to be massaged by someone else. Maybe then she'll get the hint.

I was able to catch up with Scarlett on her last day at Blue. She told me where she would be going next. Seniors, PM me if interested.

[Justforme]

I used to visit latinas at an apartment complex near the hospital in Fairfax and the lot had one hour parking. Well, I spend an hour with the lady and who knew within an hour, 10 my car would be towed.

The lady in charge was kind and took me to pick up my car. So that day I got fuck twice and had to pay for it both times. Those tow truck assholes are voltures and no one is there to watch and ensure they are waiting the correct time. Plus who is going to fight it? Explain in court you were visiting your girlfriend dor less the an hour, yeah.

I disagree. A few years back when I first started I was visiting someone in an apartment complex. I left my wallet and phone in the car. Came out fifteen minutes later and my car was gone along with my wallet and phone. It had been towed. Thank God the girl took pity on me and let me back in, and then bore with me while I called the tow place to verify where my car was and then a cab driver. And thank God the cabbie trusted me to go get my car and then pay him. Scary couple of hours. Never need to relive again. I always keep my phone and wallet with me now.

[HighTemp]

I was let in by "J". She was also my masseuse. 5'5" black long upper back length hair. 120 to 135 lbs. Age 25 to 35. B cup at best. (.)...(.)

J is not young. She must be in her 40's. There were some baby mark on her tummy. She should be an A cup natural.

Even though she is not that young or with a smaller breast, still a very good provider and recommended.

[HighTemp]

Any reports on CS. I searched couldn't find anything. (.)(.)

If your search is less than 4 character, I don't think the forum will return anything. May be it will return too many results, and so the forum just disabled it. The trouble is lots of posts people use places' abbreviation, if you search the full name, related post will not show up in result. This is the disadvantage with forum compare to a dedicated review site, like TER where a provider was uniquely identified.

Personally, I don't see any value use abbreviation for AMP names. It's just cryptic and make search difficult and wasting time doing guessing game.

I would suggest always use AMP's full name and of course always get provider's name when doing review. Get these 2 pieces of information readily available, so help the fellow mongers.

When report on an independent, get web link or some other form of contact. Otherwise, you can write all good and bad you want, if a fellow monger can't get hold of her, it's useless information.

[TheOuroboros]

Bella is at Blue Therapy in Springfield, now going by Scarlett. If you're a RM member you can see that in a review here:

https://www.rubmaps.com/erotic-massa...gfield-va-6168#rubmaps.

Looks like she's using the same upcharge for FS as she did at HBW - $. 2.

I always say this. It's not where you go but who you see. Establishments change, providers typically do not. I stopped by Blue today and sadly the only thing blue about it was my balls as I left the place vehemently disappointed. Bella clearly wasn't there, and I made the stupid gamble thinking the bimbo who was my provider would be just as accommodating. First off the massage was horrible, light soft touch around back and legs, it was like paying. 8 for one of those plastic backscratchers. I bore with it hoping ST would make up for it but after about 25 min (I paid for the hour BTW) she ask me to flip and ask me what I want. I tell her I want the same standard of service that Bella / scarlet gave for the same price. Mind you, that's me being awfully generous because she's nowhere near the same level of pretty. In fact, she's older, and that's ironic because I usually have good things to say about the older ladies but this chick was clearly delusional about her age and the Apple must have gone sour far before it became rotten. She told me for the price point listed in the section below, that she would take clothes off and that she just gives HJ. I told her I can get so much more for less at other places and she told me that you can't in VA. Lmao, I told her she was wrong if you know where to go. And I politely asked her to stop wasting my time and refund me my money. She said I already paid and that she couldn't do that. I honestly hate arguing but I said fine, I have another half hour I expect to at least get a decent massage for forming over the house fee, but that she wouldn't be getting another dime from me.

I'd recommend avoiding her if you plan to visit Blue unless you want to pay an additional $. 2 for a HJ. I'd ask for her name but she prolly wouldn't give me her real one if I did. So I'll describe her most signature feature: she's got a deep voice that sounds like she smokes 10 packs a day. If you get her, my advice is to ask to be massaged by someone else. Maybe then she'll get the hint.

[Creeping]

Had the afternoon so I stopped into ST cause MMS promised a new girl. In fact there was a new girl, Micki, who was mid 30's, funny personality, gorgeous D natural breasts, really soft boot! TS was good, massage not so much but the FS was on point. Started with BBBJ in a 69 position (didn't DATY. Not my thing) she paused to put cover on and then hopped on until finish. I enjoyed it and she wanted a second round but I had to jet.

8 house $. 2 "required FS tip".

Creepin.

[Mandane]

Made the drive out to Arlington on my lunch break since I saw the place was back open. Bella is gone and the place seems to be under new management. Very kind gals, all's bit long in the tooth, but that seems what's hot right now on the board is the golden oldies.

Bella is at Blue Therapy in Springfield, now going by Scarlett. If you're a RM member you can see that in a review here:

https://www.rubmaps.com/erotic-massa...gfield-va-6168#rubmaps.

Looks like she's using the same upcharge for FS as she did at HBW - $. 2.

[Farang5]

Stopped by Sun Star on this rainy evening and there were two older ladies there chit chatting in the lobby after I walked in which is different from my past experiences. I could tell I was being evaluated and passed off to a third who was babbling in another room. Faces were a little weathered, but happened to draw "Helen or Hanna"who had a nice figure based on what I could judge. The table was too soft (very padded), and the massage as well. On the flip there was much negotiation and I felt the reward was not worth the hassle. Was able to view the assets, cleaned up, and and. 6 later I was on my way. If you like older providers, this may be for you, but if you want a hard massage massage you would want to avoid Ms. H.

Same provider I reported about before. Only difference was there was no negotiation and tip was. 4. Still hunting for a attractive provider at 7+ with large C or better. My hopes are waning at this point.

[Eevo1]

Stopped by Sun Star on this rainy evening and there were two older ladies there chit chatting in the lobby after I walked in which is different from my past experiences. I could tell I was being evaluated and passed off to a third who was babbling in another room. Faces were a little weathered, but happened to draw "Helen or Hanna"who had a nice figure based on what I could judge. The table was too soft (very padded), and the massage as well. On the flip there was much negotiation and I felt the reward was not worth the hassle. Was able to view the assets, cleaned up, and and. 6 later I was on my way. If you like older providers, this may be for you, but if you want a hard massage massage you would want to avoid Ms. H.

[RubMeLongTime]

Any reports on CS. I searched couldn't find anything. I have another appt Monday in same building, might want to take an extra long lunch. If I don't hear anything I'll TOFTT and report back.

High probability of standard nova a ailable there but nothing more.

YMMV.

[GlennJ58]

Thanks for the help. I'm really only looking for a handjob so that seems like an expensive way to go just for that. I might have to go the SW route.

[StoopDown]

So, before you get to the point where a lady 15-20 years older than you means a gal in her 70's, I'd urge you to explore the possibilities. If you're in your 30's (or, even better, still in your 20's), try to find a gal who is in her 50's, just to see what some of us are talking about. Once you find that particular gal, you won't be disappointed. And, as I also mentioned, there are side benefits.

Roman.

Roman is absolutely correct; and I speak from experience as well with regard to Roman's observation. And if I may add, there is another benefit to consider as well. Older ladies:

(1) don't yell.

(2) don't swell.

(3) are grateful as hell.

Providers 15-20 years older than me are generally, ummm, 10 years retired There is a saying, which I'll paraphrase (if anyone knows its origin, please fill us in): "The best thing about 18 yr olds? They are always 18. " Same can be said here. It isn't that the therapist has to be 15-20 years older than YOU, but 15-20 years older than the 25 yr old you saw last time.

That 40-55 yr old MMS will always be 40-55 - but she may have once been that 25 yr old you saw all those years ago.

BSOT.

Stoop.