Massage Parlor Reports

[ShawnSpencer]

They always have great ideas for creative names. I went to BO this morning & met their new addition Bobo. I paid the new price again. $$ for 45 minutes. I felt in sleep very quickly. My dream was about the new girl Bobo. Very pretty Chinese girl. Very cute name. 23-25 yrs old. Very friendly. Nice sexy body. Big C cups. She was well trained too. She followed the playbook step by step. We did B2 B Nuru massage, Russian, BBBJ & CIM in shower. She gave me enough time to recover. We continued our DFK, DATY, TUMA, BBBJ & CFS in the room. She was not a clock watcher. Very nice dream.

[FieryStud]

Yes, my mistake! This was a report for GG.

Alright, it makes sense now but make sure you're putting in the right name there. Not just the AMP names but even the girl's name. Because we all go by the reports posted here on each girl at each MP and even a single mistake with the name can result in a bad report on a good girl and if she is new girl, probably no one will opt for her since she won't have any previous reviews to fall back on. No one wants to miss a gem because of a spelling mistake, don't you all?

Stay safe! Happy hunting!

[Gentleman 100]

Hola gents,

Sorry slow on reporting front. Catching up.

7 weeks back had Spa Serenity pleasure dream w / KiKi -- an A+ hands down top 3 of AMP exp ever I would rate her. Of course, go back 2 weeks ago, Kiki apparently rotated out. So won't spend much time on her but nice D cups and actual 40 minutes of legit (massage, like strong skills. On to the fun she was a pro, prolly late 30's, was very GFE and the hotness, so hot -- oh but alas, she's gone apparently.

Ruby, a sold B option. Taller than usuals, nice small C cup, lean. Virtually no massage kinda funny after kiki experience but whatever she was also great fun and open to most, in my dream. Little more shy at outset but came on strong at end and would repeat. On way out saw Coco on exit introductions; very short lass w / nice D cups (yes I'm breastestes man) so will try next.

Did almost BO / GG rates in my dream. Just FYI. A little under but close to same dreamed mario coins (. 8 for hr to house of course).

Serenity I like it's off beaten path a bit but no parking issues at all (strip center w / pizza shop and empty stores otherwise). Nice big space, good size rooms. Really is akin to bo or gg but slight step down in model scale. But definitely great dreams to be had here!

Adding to report. Spa Serenity is in a strip mall with a Dominos Pizza and a church using the far end of the strip mall. Note that on Sundays, the lot may have many cars in it for church services and folks may mingle outside afterwards. No one bothers you there. I try to park close to (not in front of) the pizza joint so as to not draw attention as to where I am going.

Be safe.

[NexusPrime]

What is the difference between the two? Is one Korean and the other Chinese?

Which one is better?

Sorry for the newbie questions. Just traveling thru orlando and wanted to visit one or the other.

Thanks.

[JimSmith8597]

Stopped by GG this evening for some late night fun. Gal at the front asked if I had been before to which I answered, yes. She said to try a new girl Lexi. Opted for 1 hr, paid standard house fee.

The woman walked me upstairs and took me to the room where I waited 15 min. In comes Lexi. A beautiful young lady from Taiwan, large bolts (fake) and spoke very good english. Took me for TS which was good, paid extra attn to the goods.

Back to the room where we went right into play time. BBBJ, FIV, FIA. She grabbed a cover and climbed on top. Mish and CG then the pop. She followed with a great massage. Knees in the back, walked on my back, and really worked out the knots. Here's the crazy part. She asked me if I wanted a 2nd pop which of course I said yes. She answered, not enough time, I massaged you too long. Why even ask then? From past experiences I assumed 2nd was standard. Oh well, still had fun and got a great massage. On to the next one.

[Spunkee311]

Starting with the first one closest to Dean. Standard AMP. 50 ish attendants. Decent massage. Standard HE. Typical. 8 + . 4 Tips. I've been there multiple times, including in the last couple of months.

The one just east of there, I believe it was next to a barber shop. Went once. Had a nice time. Standard HE and pricing. I didn't like the setup. Always seemed to be someone hanging out front.

I'm not sure of the 3rd in that area.

Continuing east, once you pass Alafaya, there is Wellness on the right past the library. Then just past that on the right there is LuLu, and on down past Lake Pickett on the left there is one. The one past Lake Picket seems to be legit only now.

The one by the smoke shop is not bad. Main girl was Lily. About 40, but good looking. HE though so can't complain.

The one by the barber shop is a bit weird. Always people hanging out front. Been there twice. First time I had a girl named cocoa. Big breast. Gave a good HE. Second time, had another girl, also big breast but short. She was hesitant on the HE, but gave in.

Third place is past alafaya. Don't like this place. Both times had to pretty much ask for a HE.

The place on the left is legit. Been there once.

[Zeebo1]

He just got the name wrong, I think this was a GG report.

Sox.

Yes, my mistake! This was a report for GG.

[Kellner42]

I'm looking for reviews of u massage but it pulls up only the word massage without the u.

Having a hard time here. Can someone help?

Unless someone can just give me some basic info regarding that place.

Thanks.

Like the other poster said, try "you" massage, but even that will only yield you about half of the reports. Basically, the general consensus is that if BO and GG are about 5 stars, you or U is about 4 or 4. 5. It's a little below their standard, but very close. Given that it is the best place in its own part of the area and that negotiations can happen there, it has some advantages. I also like their parking set up and location best of all the "Big 4" places talked about here. It is hands down the most discreet.

My own take on it is that the place is a proper AMP. CB and BB (RIP), GG, WB, and BO are kind of in a league unto themselves. "You" is what 90% of the country's mongers think of when they think AMP, but taken to the very highest level. I think that You has the hottest girls and best service at the regular AMP level (before you break into "next" level where the other places are). I recommend "You," definitely.

[Area Gentleman]

I'm looking for reviews of u massage but it pulls up only the word massage without the u.

Having a hard time here. Can someone help?

Unless someone can just give me some basic info regarding that place.

Thanks.

Try using "You Massage" as the search term. You'll need to read through at least 3 or 4 pages of results and beyond. Sometimes the references and reviews are contained within other similar reports. I went to U-Massage for the first time awhile back and it was very disappointing. I got a new girl who was a trainee I think. Called herself Mickey Mouse and was quite impersonal and wanted too much gratuity for what turned out to be a substandard session. On the way out she introduced me to other providers I wish I had met on the way in before agreeing to go with the first one who presented herself. Diamond looked very good and Lulu was busy so I couldn't see her. Good luck if you go and please report back. Remembering names and or descriptions of providers is very helpful.

[ShawnSpencer]

I came across this you Massage review. Hope it help.

I'm looking for reviews of u massage but it pulls up only the word massage without the u.

Having a hard time here. Can someone help?

Unless someone can just give me some basic info regarding that place.



Thanks.

I had the pleasure of visiting you Massage on Friday. I don't frequent Orlando AMPs; my last trip to one was CB last year. Upon entering, I was greeted by mamasan and paid for an hour. Being the inexperienced mongerer that I am, I insisted on Lulu instead of drawing someone else. I actually had to wait in the room for 15 minutes for Lulu. However, she made up for it. When she entered the room, she immediately climbed on top of me and started giving me long, deep kisses (not DFK though). We proceeded to the TS and spent maybe 8 minutes in there. I've never experienced an interactive TS, but my God, she made every effort to make sure I enjoyed it. Body glide, rimming, BBBJ, even just holding me close to her while whispering dirty things in my ear made the entire thing so enjoyable. When we came back to the room, she started with a very soft back massage, standing over me, completely naked. All of a sudden she just climbs over me and starts rimming me again! After a while, she stands back up, this time under me, while continuously rimming me. This girl loves doing it. After a few minutes she flips back over into a 69 position. I tell her I want to pound her so bad and she's already slipping the hat on before I finish what I'm saying. We do cowgirl, mish, and doggy before I pop in the hat eventually. We go back to the TS so both of us can clean off and she's still giving me deep kisses while she's washing me. A pleasant surprise came when I was dressing back up. Lulu actually knelt down and put my socks and shoes on for me. She did literally everything right to make me have the best experience at an AMP ever. On the way out she introduced me to the other girls. I didn't catch any names, but there was one really cute one I wanted to try out. But I'll probably stick with Lulu next time. Total was $$.2. Stay safe, brothers.

[TattooedDaddy]

She's hard to understand when she says her name, but it's Rainbow.

I had a dream with her. Gave a report she reminded me of an Asian porn star the way she flipped her hair and looked at me doring the oral part of my dream and the most amazing breasts I believe they were natural because she is young.

[Redsox2005]

He just got the name wrong, I think this was a GG report.

Sox.

Did you just say, you paid $ for a half hour session to go with the house fee of. 6?

I have been to BO many times and the mamasan or Snow always collects donation upfront before taking you to a room. And you are saying you paid $ in the room. Interesting!

Stay safe! Happy hunting!

[Chipper321]

I'm looking for reviews of u massage but it pulls up only the word massage without the u.

Having a hard time here. Can someone help?

Unless someone can just give me some basic info regarding that place.

Thanks.

[FieryStud]

I have been longing to go for a trip to Greece but since I'm based out of Jax and we don't have much quality and quantity up there as compared to O town, I was waiting for the weekend. So, I drove down last weekend and even though I wanted to go to WB after my previous experience there, I ended up at GG since I had some other appointments and couldn't afford the additional drive time to WB. Called up earlier and fixed an appointment with Pandora since I know for sure that I can travel to islands with her.

Arrived on time on a Sunday late afternoon and was greeted by Pandora at the door. Paid the house fee for the hour and once inside and naked, she asked me for the donation of $. 60. I said I only have $. 30 and she checked all my pockets to see if I'm lying. Luckily that day, I didn't have any more cash on me and she took the money and came back in a few minutes. I opted for 2 rounds when she asked me the question and she proceeded right away. Its either I caught her at a bad time or she was not happy with the donation because it was not the usual wild session that you would associate with Pandora.

There was no BJ and she straight away put the cover on and climbed on top of me and started riding me. I paused for a bit and feasted on her huge man-mades for sometime. Then when I tried to travel to the islands, she stopped me saying it would be just one round if I need access to Greece. I asked why and she said because you just paid me $. 3 and people usually pay her $. 6 for 2 rounds with access to Greece. I said f**k it, I'll just have one round and proceeded to quench my thirst. Got finished, opted for a TS at the end and again it was just so-so. Got out in less than 45 minutes. Not the kind of experience one would expect with Pandora but its just one of those days.

Stay safe! Happy hunting!

[FieryStud]

Day 3 of the trip. Day 2 I saw some hooker in the classifieds, and day 3 back to AMPs!

Had lunch and then fell asleep and into a dream. Showed up at BO and parked in front. Entered from back and was greeted by hot girl, and I gave. 6 for hh. Another girl came to my room. Best I remember name was Leah. She is short, had blonde curled highlighted hair. Looked very young and curvy body, nice butt. Reminded me of a girl I banged in college. Did table shower which was okay. She cleaned back, then the front. A tiny bit of play / BBBJ but not much. Since hh we hurried back to room. Then 2 min teasing massage and flip for negotiations. She tried asking $$ up front, and I said no quickly. Then went to $. 6 and I told her I only had $. (true story I came in light). She agreed $. For everything. Not sure how low these girls will go, but seems for hh they will give up for even less I bet. Felt a little guilty about being a cheap bastard but I think my offer was good for hh service. Started with nice sloppy BBBJ and she used that lube stuff at the same time. Then in mish and she is a good actor. Moaned a lot and even asked me to go deeper. Pinned legs back and went very deep as she moaned. She wanted me to cum faster but I took my time a bit, and released in hat after about 5-7 minutes. Overall good experience and price. The place is pretty nice inside and I would definitely spend h there next time.

Did you just say, you paid $ for a half hour session to go with the house fee of. 6?

I have been to BO many times and the mamasan or Snow always collects donation upfront before taking you to a room. And you are saying you paid $ in the room. Interesting!

Stay safe! Happy hunting!