Escort Reports

[Nats53]

I say, different strokes for different folks and if you simply can't get past her looks. I do understand.

IMHO, she's proof that you don't have to look all the great to give a guy a fantastic time because the pussy has always been extremely outstanding for me and a few other guys up in here. And that's the bottom line with me.

I've been with fine ass women and OK looking women and the wrapping around the pussy may be different, but the pussy. The pussy itself, when bent over in K9 KT, IMHO, actually isn't any better with a fine ass woman. But I'm more than happy to say that on average I'll have more fun with a looker than with a non looker. The optics are simply better but with a boner, that doesn't matter that much to me. My tool always gets a very good workout whenever see her and I leave floating on air for the next few hours. Which hasn't happened in a while due to scheduling conflicts.

I rate her looks at a 5 at best and never saw her as old and / or ugly but I do understand that beauty is in the eyes. I can handle a 3-5 looking escort but what I don't want to handle is a heavy, big butt woman. That's a no-no for me.

Johana's clean, very sweet, friendly, funny and will do anything to please except GFE stuff, RCG or let you violently fuck her mouth. She doesn't mind if you do it gently. Don't expect any gymnastics out of her. At all. She's just one of my friends and I have a fun time with all of them. She's got a bunch of great reviews on escortbabylon and IMHO, most of the guys there aren't trying to spend more than $80 per encounter.

Her attitude, her rates plus her sleepy private place plus how much I enjoy bending her over in K9 KT makes her a winner for me. Note: K9 KT is my preferred position for the vast majority of the time when I'm "in there". I saw her a lot especially when I often had to run an errand near fairly close to her apartment and all I actually require from my escorts is to be friendly enough, help me get a boner, give me some head (CBJ), and then let me drill at my own pace for at least 10 minutes. I'm not interested in stuff like DFK, DATY, FIV, FIA and most other GFE type of activities. With anyone.

But I hear where you're coming from. You're not the first guy in here to not like her looks. At all. IMHO she's a YMYV type of situation and worth a test run because she has been and continues to be a very good encounter for a lot of guys.

BTW,

Read the MC thread. IMHO, she is not the best MC has to offer and I also enjoy visiting that other place you mentioned as well.

Happy mongering!

My thoughts on Johanna, but first I'll second Jimmy's initial thought "different strokes for different folks". I agree she isn't a real looker and Jimmy's 5 rating is accurate. My encounters with Johanna.

Have been all positive. We chat, talk and joke around and for me it makes the experience a good one. She is not a gymnast in bed and she is non-GFE. But, for this old fuck who is retired and living.

On a fixed income her price point can't be beat. Plus I'm old school for a hairy Bush. She takes direction well. Lastly, she isn't in her 50's. She cancelled one time with me because of her period.

Her apartment is safe a big plus and she is almost always available when I need to nut. Jimmy, next time I see her I'll do your K-9 routine. Be safe guys.

[SpicySticks]

Good Afternoon gents.

Long time reader first time poster. I am curious if any of you have had an experience with Whats Your Price. I see there is a thread in the B-more section about it but it looks like all the discussion is SA related. I've heard bad things elsewhere, like there are extortionist's running around that site. Thoughts?

[SuperJimmyC]

I say, different strokes for different folks and if you simply can't get past her looks. I do understand.

IMHO, she's proof that you don't have to look all the great to give a guy a fantastic time because the pussy has always been extremely outstanding for me and a few other guys up in here. And that's the bottom line with me.

I've been with fine ass women and OK looking women and the wrapping around the pussy may be different, but the pussy. The pussy itself, when bent over in K9 KT, IMHO, actually isn't any better with a fine ass woman. But I'm more than happy to say that on average I'll have more fun with a looker than with a non looker. The optics are simply better but with a boner, that doesn't matter that much to me. My tool always gets a very good workout whenever see her and I leave floating on air for the next few hours. Which hasn't happened in a while due to scheduling conflicts.

I rate her looks at a 5 at best and never saw her as old and / or ugly but I do understand that beauty is in the eyes. I can handle a 3-5 looking escort but what I don't want to handle is a heavy, big butt woman. That's a no-no for me.

Johana's clean, very sweet, friendly, funny and will do anything to please except GFE stuff, RCG or let you violently fuck her mouth. She doesn't mind if you do it gently. Don't expect any gymnastics out of her. At all. She's just one of my friends and I have a fun time with all of them. She's got a bunch of great reviews on escortbabylon and IMHO, most of the guys there aren't trying to spend more than $80 per encounter.

Her attitude, her rates plus her sleepy private place plus how much I enjoy bending her over in K9 KT makes her a winner for me. Note: K9 KT is my preferred position for the vast majority of the time when I'm "in there". I saw her a lot especially when I often had to run an errand near fairly close to her apartment and all I actually require from my escorts is to be friendly enough, help me get a boner, give me some head (CBJ), and then let me drill at my own pace for at least 10 minutes. I'm not interested in stuff like DFK, DATY, FIV, FIA and most other GFE type of activities. With anyone.

But I hear where you're coming from. You're not the first guy in here to not like her looks. At all. IMHO she's a YMYV type of situation and worth a test run because she has been and continues to be a very good encounter for a lot of guys.

BTW,

Read the MC thread. IMHO, she is not the best MC has to offer and I also enjoy visiting that other place you mentioned as well.

Happy mongering!

Make no mistake she's well into to her 50's. I took one look at her and politely declined. Maybe I don't know what I'm missing. I just know the Laurel Colombians are 20 bucks more look like pornstars, 20 years younger and seriously work my tool. I couldn't see throwing down money for someone I wouldn't have sex with for free. Sadly she probably is the best Moco has to offer right now.

[BrunoB98]

I saw Johanna once and I honestly don't understand the excitement about her. Although she has a very friendly personality, physically she looks like my grandmother! Her body is not nice at all, saggy tits, flat butt and a very hirsute private part. I had to close my eyes on cowgirl position. I've tried everything and couldn't reach the end. Had to finish with HJ with still eyes closed. As per other comment, I prefer to pay 20 more and have a Latina goddess taking care of my needs. YMMV.

[Member #6465]

I've caught up with her at 12:00 a bunch of times but not any earlier.

Good info to know!!

Happy Mongering!!

SJ.

Make no mistake she's well into to her 50's. I took one look at her and politely declined. Maybe I don't know what I'm missing. I just know the Laurel Colombians are 20 bucks more look like pornstars, 20 years younger and seriously work my tool. I couldn't see throwing down money for someone I wouldn't have sex with for free. Sadly she probably is the best Moco has to offer right now.

[SuperJimmyC]

I've caught up with her at 12:00 a bunch of times but not any earlier.

Good info to know!!

Happy Mongering!!

SJ.

Jimmy. She has told me several times that if a gentleman will call or text she will schedule a morning appointment for the following day. She needs a day to rearrange her schedule. I have dreamed of her twice in the am.

She was also willing to see me in the evening, but I suspect she would need to know the gentleman to make an evening appointment.

[Nats53]

Yep, she'll strike a pose in K9 KT and just get killed! I've seen her at least 40 times over the last 3 years and a fun, good time is always to be had.

Just so guys will know what to expect:

Of course the following is just from my dreams and my opinions.

Don't expect gymnastics out of her but she's a lot of fun to be with and she does have very nice breasts. I don't see her doing anything other than K9, Mish, Spooning and 1/2 K9. Forget the cows unless you're the one doing most of the moving and I think RCG is off the menu. (she doesn't like it).

IMHO, she's a good 5 with a very friendly face in the looks department but a couple folks in here said she was homely and some dude on escortbabylon called her grandma because he was looking for gymnastics and a younger person.

All in all, Johana's hard to pass up for a test. She's very sweet, smiles a lot and responds well. I haven't seen her in the last 3 months due to scheduling conflicts since her hours are 2-6 Mon-Saturday but I plan on seeing her asap.

Reader, if you're looking for a model type or someone under 40 or anything GFE, don't bother calling Johana but if you're simply looking to get a nice workout for your tool, she answers that bell quite well. She'll cuddle lovingly, play with your sceptre, give you a very nice CBJ and let you gently fuck her face. If you like, and then let you pound her out. Her body and booty are very decent. She will not rush you and she knows what she's doing.

She's worth even a 40 minute trip IMHO because of her rates and you also will get your tool seriously worked. If that's what you're there for and if you know what you're doing.

Call and have your fun with Johana!

Here are some pics of her: (her phone number in in the link below).

https://escortbabylon.net/#dc / reviews /2405505425/20469975.

Jimmy. She has told me several times that if a gentleman will call or text she will schedule a morning appointment for the following day. She needs a day to rearrange her schedule. I have dreamed of her twice in the am.

She was also willing to see me in the evening, but I suspect she would need to know the gentleman to make an evening appointment.

[SuperJimmyC]

I dreamed that it was Nicole's turn once again and she has never disappointed me. She's non-GFE and I'm glad I don't need GFE to have a really great time with any escort. She'll do what you ask her to do along with monster head and great pussy!! She's at her own private place near Layhill Rd & Georgia, has a nice and tight body with at least 7. 5 face. Her rates are fair, at $/ HH and maybe $. 7 for the hour. She even does work for the 15 minutemen at. 60 and may accept. 50.

If you're within 30-40 minutes of her and can enjoy yourself in a non-GFE situation perhaps a very prudent thing to do is to give her a call because as long as you don't need GFE stuff to have fun and you know what you're doing, I don't see how you won't have a great time with Nicole.

Here's a link to her pics that are her real pics!

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/nicole-e...gton-dc-155991#escort_reviews.

[Shallow Hall]

In my career I dreamed I've seen at least 40 different escorts and none say their other clients use music in their sessions. Lots of escorts I met one time but if I call them 6 months later remember me because I used music in our session and they remember that. I've been charged with "Dancing In The Pussy" on many occasions. LOL!

It began as a experiment to help me warm up but now I hardly ever conduct a session without my music on. If I somehow forget to put the music on, my escorts request it. Where's your music?

This reminds me of a phase where I wanted lap dances to start things off (me naked of course). The first woman I asked to give me a lap dance said first we needed music and asked me to put some on. When I asked her what kind of music she liked, she replied "baby making music". I actually put that term into my Spotify account and it came back with some Marvin Gaye and all the other usual suspects.

It certainly was different than a normal lap dance, mainly because I sat undressed while she stripped and danced on me, adding a different dimension of teasing and intimacy. Try it out if you have a regular and you're looking for some variety or maybe with a woman who used to be a dancer.

[SuperJimmyC]

I didn't realize that adultlook did not have her rates.

She wants $200 for the HH and $350 for the hour.

She may be flexible.

Happy Mongering!!

SJ.

Thanks for the report and glad you had a great time but, absent that crucial piece of data, it's kind of tough to assess relative value. A provider who is worth a visit at 250 is not such a great deal at 500. And sometimes the hh rates make things even trickier since some girls play games with those. I've seen ads for different providers with the same hourly rate (300) but with hh rates ranging from 150-200. There's no rhyme or reason that I can figure out other than charging what they think the market will bear.

[JmSuttr]

Yep, she's back in the DMV!

She's non-GFE and this small young lovely answers the bell sweetly and as she says, she looks like a doll. But she's real. I'm glad she'll be visiting the DMV on a regular basis from now on.

I "hooked up" with her again in Rockville for a 30 minute session and I had a barnburner of a time cause she's automatic. I even forgot about my music until she reminded me with 'where's our music?" The journey was in K9 KT-LK9-K9 KT and when I finally came to fruition, I got an extra gear this time and that's only happened less than a dozen times out of at least 500 sessions. Wow!

If you'd like to have a lot of fun, make contact and "hook up" with a young, lovely, seasoned pro. Who will be at your command, do give sweet Victoria a call. She's a real sweetheart and as long as you're not expecting GFE stuff, it's going to be very hard to go wrong with her and chances are you'll become a regular patron.

Here's an ad with her pics so you can see exactly what I mean.

https://www.adultlook.com/p/2938916

Thanks for the report and glad you had a great time but, absent that crucial piece of data, it's kind of tough to assess relative value. A provider who is worth a visit at 250 is not such a great deal at 500. And sometimes the hh rates make things even trickier since some girls play games with those. I've seen ads for different providers with the same hourly rate (300) but with hh rates ranging from 150-200. There's no rhyme or reason that I can figure out other than charging what they think the market will bear.

[SuperJimmyC]

Yep, she's back in the DMV!

She's non-GFE and this small young lovely answers the bell sweetly and as she says, she looks like a doll. But she's real. I'm glad she'll be visiting the DMV on a regular basis from now on.

I "hooked up" with her again in Rockville for a 30 minute session and I had a barnburner of a time cause she's automatic. I even forgot about my music until she reminded me with 'where's our music?" The journey was in K9 KT-LK9-K9 KT and when I finally came to fruition, I got an extra gear this time and that's only happened less than a dozen times out of at least 500 sessions. Wow!

If you'd like to have a lot of fun, make contact and "hook up" with a young, lovely, seasoned pro. Who will be at your command, do give sweet Victoria a call. She's a real sweetheart and as long as you're not expecting GFE stuff, it's going to be very hard to go wrong with her and chances are you'll become a regular patron.

Here's an ad with her pics so you can see exactly what I mean.

https://www.adultlook.com/p/2938916

[SuperJimmyC]

In my career I dreamed I've seen at least 40 different escorts and none say their other clients use music in their sessions. Lots of escorts I met one time but if I call them 6 months later remember me because I used music in our session and they remember that. I've been charged with "Dancing In The Pussy" on many occasions. LOL!

It began as a experiment to help me warm up but now I hardly ever conduct a session without my music on. If I somehow forget to put the music on, my escorts request it. Where's your music?

I start most of my sessions with "Sexy Mama" by the Moments which I go to Youtube to play. It's an 7 minute song and it's a very, very sultry song.

It starts off by saying 'here we go again" and "come on, come on" come on sexy mama. Etc. It's a song taylor made for seduction.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H60uBszK7ag

Sometimes I start my sessions with "Sexual Healing" - Marvin Gaye Or "I Want To Know What Love Is" by Foreigner.

This is the cuddling phase of the session and where she helps me get at least a semi-boner with kisses to my chest, face and neck along with a nice feathery HJ.

My regulars have been trained to not even attempt to put a condom on my limp sceptre. I need to be warmed up first.

As soon as I'm hard enough. On goes Mr. C. and the CBJ begins. Which is always great but.

Before the 1st song is over I want to be "in there" smurfing it out with the escort via K9 KT. (K9 with the knees together).

When my first song is over, then I turn to my ITunes playlist on my phone where I have the choice of.

1: Love To Love You Baby -- Donna Summer If you know this song you know about the great build up within it!

2: Do It Any Way You want to Do It. That's all they say in the song to a nice steady beat with lots of explosive cymbal lead breaks.

3: Loose Booty. Funkadelic Enough said!

4: Red Hot Mama. Funkadelic (Very nasty guitar solo for the last 2 minutes of the song that I align my final spurts with).

5: More Bounce To The Ounce. Roger & Zapp All my ladies have been taught to bounce to the beat upon my request.

And my absolute, all time favorite bust-a-nut song!

Another Point Of View. Bootzy's Rubber Band Very explosive, with lots of rhythms to latch on to along with a extra mcnasty ghostly organ solo at the end.

All the above songs have a very steady beat with lots of breaks and very explosive parts of the songs. Are & B songs have a normal, steady build up just like working to build up to an orgasism. And almost any song with a decent backbeat will do. (I've had fun with "Smoke On The Water" also).

In my personal experience, there's nothing like hitting it to the beat (especially the occasional or once every 4 or 8 beat. Cymbal clash) and busting a nut right on time on a very explosive part of a song. Losing it is fun, but after a lot experimentation, I believe in the slow build up, controled orgasism for me.

I then, instead of immediately flopping over after the big finish, I slowly ratcheting things down, then when the last drop is out, I'm done and roll off the escort. Usually laughing.

When it's all over I bask in the afterglow for about 5 minutes with "Pillow Talk" by Sylvia or "I'm In Heaven Whenever I'm Near You" by Touch Of Class. I sometimes play "Red Hot Mama" cause that what she was.

Here's "Pillow Talk" (Try explaining it to someone who doesn't speak english. Its a hoot.).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qefR9IimWmQ

I then get up, get dressed, say my goodbyes and depart the scene.

I once visited a new escort about 3 years ago and I asked her if I could I play my music. She said no. Fortunately the money was still on the dresser so I grabbed the money and began to get dressed. She ask me if I'd leave just because of she didn't want me to play my music and I said absolutely. Of course she relented and I had a good time with her but she never came in the area again.

Using music may or may not enhance your sessions. It may not be your style. It may take some experimentation and you can always just turn it off. IMHO, there's nothing wrong with a nice warm up song and who knows, maybe you can also find a few good songs to bust your nut to. For even more fun in your sessions. Music can be very explosive!

Happy Mongering!!

SJ.

[Mannerism30]

Had another wonderful dream with her yesterday. Non-GFE but she hits the mark with her pricing and those wonderfully large breasts and inch long nipples.

Since BP went down her business has dried up so guys go see her. 30 minutes for $80 cannot be beat. Very safe location in Aspen Hill. 240-550-5425.

She's an older lady for sure, but her titties are huge and she takes D well. Super friendly. She MIGHT ask you for picture ID. Don't be alarmed or put off by that. She had an incident that caused her to step up verification.

Covered everything.

[Climaxxxx]

She only posted a few pics of her breasts, not bare, with a bra on.

I think I visited her when she was in and apartment up GA ave a few years ago. Nice girl. Very plain.