Escort Reports

[ChiTownP]

I would recommend Holly Berry. She does outcall in the SW burbs. She is only working Thursday and Friday this week. The Oak Brook would probably be the closest area you can drive to see some providers. Check Eros and P411 to see who is in Oak Brook.

Hello fellow Mongers. I'm in the burr ridge area for awhile for work and would love to find a provider for some entertainment. I prefer out call, but I'm willing to drive for the right provider. I am more then willing to help anyone with recommendations for milwaukee providers in exchange. If there are any good SW areas close by, I would appreciate that as well.

Thank you in advance.

[FruitNinja]

In my experience, whenever I hear "YMMV" it means a hoofer's a bum fuck, bottom line. I've DMd with two guys who knew her in Indy and heard the same thing as in Justduffy's review of her. But to each his own, as you say, it's your 8 hun.

That's all I need to know.

[Mmm5464]

Hello fellow Mongers. I'm in the burr ridge area for awhile for work and would love to find a provider for some entertainment. I prefer out call, but I'm willing to drive for the right provider. I am more then willing to help anyone with recommendations for milwaukee providers in exchange. If there are any good SW areas close by, I would appreciate that as well.

Thank you in advance.

[GoColtsFan]

Great review, made me laugh and showed me what a bust-out some so-called "high-end" hoovers can be. Saved me some money, 8 bills buys me two hours-plus with some luscious young agency gals. Thanks for the public service!!

I did a four-hour with her in Indy. Young, charming; not exceptionally beautiful. Or at least not for what she's charging. Also, not very well-mannered or cultured.

Of the four date, I think she talked 3:29 minutes. Decent BBBJ but not to completion. Regretted finishing in doggy. Not sure what was going on down there. Maybe I wasn't the first that day, or something else, but it didn't smell fresh. There are plenty of options in Chicago and Indy. Best of luck with your search.

[ChiGuy53]

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Celine if you do this again I'll edit the post so it says you have crabs.

A2

[HomerGuy]

To each his own. However after seeing this I felt the need to clarify. I have known Celine for well over a year and must say she is an amazing young lady. She is not only gorgeous with a beautiful smile but she is truly so much more. She's the type of girl you enjoy taking out for the evening. She's the girl that if you're out on the town you will not be worried about bumping into someone you know. Hell she's the girl you introduce to your family and friends, a true GFE. She is smart and sophisticated and full of life. Now I am not going to go into details but when you're in a private setting with her she is full of energy and enthusiasm and never disappoints. As we all know YMMV but if you are truly looking for an amazing time with an amazing young lady you cannot go wrong with Celine.

In my experience, whenever I hear "YMMV" it means a hoofer's a bum fuck, bottom line. I've DMd with two guys who knew her in Indy and heard the same thing as in Justduffy's review of her. But to each his own, as you say, it's your 8 hun.

[ColtsFan1274]

Haha! I've been a lurker here for 8 or so months but couldn't resist commenting on this one. I saw her once in Indy just before she moved to Chicago. To make it short and sweet, this babe is a total b*tch. She has to be the most passive hoe I've been with, and especially for 5 bills that she was charging back then. It took 15 minutes for some uncovered BJ, which was like sticking it in a lifeless fish. She's rather "TALK TALK" thank "FUCK FUCK", not really into it and tries to pretend she's a classy "paramour" than a working woman. After another 20 minutes of a dry BBBJ, I asked for the raincoat and instead of riding me, she asked if I'd go mish, she's more "sensitive" that way. It took almost the rest of the sesh to blow the load, and only when I imagined a more sexy scenario. It's like fucking your wife. She's definitely in her early to mid 30's, far past the 20's she claims. Very skinny but not in a good 19-year-old way, has skinny legs and pretty small titties. A tattoo on her right shoulder she's trying to get rid of but it still shows. Other than that, none and no piercings. A good thing. When I booked the sesh I'd asked her to wear some sexy lingerie but when I showed up she was in some bland house dress said that outfit requests were "reserved for 2 hour and over" sessions. Call it bad chemistry, but I've never had any issues with other so-called hi-end escorts or street turf. Anyone who shells out what she's asking for now is either some old toothless hobbyist with a pocket full of Viagra and thinks he's getting class or a masochist. There are plenty of good ones at high price points, I've seen a few of them in my time, but Celene / Celena is a total bust-out. Prospective customers, you've been warned.

To each his own. However after seeing this I felt the need to clarify. I have known Celine for well over a year and must say she is an amazing young lady. She is not only gorgeous with a beautiful smile but she is truly so much more. She's the type of girl you enjoy taking out for the evening. She's the girl that if you're out on the town you will not be worried about bumping into someone you know. Hell she's the girl you introduce to your family and friends, a true GFE. She is smart and sophisticated and full of life. Now I am not going to go into details but when you're in a private setting with her she is full of energy and enthusiasm and never disappoints. As we all know YMMV but if you are truly looking for an amazing time with an amazing young lady you cannot go wrong with Celine.

[FruitNinja]

I saw this post and link. Has anyone visited them recently. Any feedback.

https://dormgirlschicago.com/chicago-escorts/

6 bills. That's just getting out of hand. I wouldn't just out of principal. That's surgeon money for something you're not sure what you're getting.

[George Stark]

Some of these may be decent.

https://hongkongbobo.com.chicago.listcrawler.com/

Does anyone know which website the Asian providers advertise on?

Wondering if archer changed their contact info recently.

Thanks!

[Kelvb]

I saw this post and link. Has anyone visited them recently. Any feedback.

https://dormgirlschicago.com/chicago-escorts/

[Kelvb]

I had a similar experience with Ana recently. First of all, the location is not the best. I predict it getting shut down because of neighborhood complaints. When I first got into the place and saw her I wanted the hour because of how cute she looked. She was pushing for the half because she's got plenty cock lined up and she can make more $ with the shorter visits. I went with the quicky when I noticed her ugly teeth and her lazy attitude. Kind of turned off but I'm glad I payed the minimum. So we get to it and she immediately tells me fifty more for bbj. No thanks. Below average CBJ for a minute so I had her get on her back. Tried pounding into her but she put her hand between us so I couldn't get too deep. Annoyed I flipped her over doggie, got myself in the right angle and pounded into her so hard and for longer than I usually go because she was obviously uncomfortable. I loved that. Made me empty out completely.

Honestly not worth the money. Maybe, maybe 100 for a quick fix. Now, she does have a cute face as long as she doesn't have a toothy smile. Her skin is smooth and soft, very little body hair. I could she the blonde peach fuzz on her body. Extra pink little nips. She's small and short but a little curvy. Thicker Ass and legs, tiny torso, neck and arms. But lazy, used up and trashy.

Vlada I saw in the first few days reports popped up here. She's definitely cute, but very girl next door. Teeth are not as bad as Ana's LOL. We hit it off, I could tell she liked me. Ravaged that kitty with my mouth and she returned the favor going bbj and taking the load in her mouth. Afterwards I thought that she would have been dtf but I just wanted that young mouth. I haven't been back but I plan to.

LL.

I will agree with you on Ana. I didn't see Vlada. As for Ana, she was terrible and so is the location. Ana gives a horrible CBJ and the sex was awful. She would not allow deep penetration so I assume she was sore. She does not kiss but I'm fine with that. No personality at all even if you don't speak good English. Guys. Don't see her! Well you can if you want to waste your time and money. She is cute but that's it.

[HomerGuy]

Haha! I've been a lurker here for 8 or so months but couldn't resist commenting on this one. I saw her once in Indy just before she moved to Chicago. To make it short and sweet, this babe is a total b*tch. She has to be the most passive hoe I've been with, and especially for 5 bills that she was charging back then. It took 15 minutes for some uncovered BJ, which was like sticking it in a lifeless fish. She's rather "TALK TALK" thank "FUCK FUCK", not really into it and tries to pretend she's a classy "paramour" than a working woman. After another 20 minutes of a dry BBBJ, I asked for the raincoat and instead of riding me, she asked if I'd go mish, she's more "sensitive" that way. It took almost the rest of the sesh to blow the load, and only when I imagined a more sexy scenario. It's like fucking your wife. She's definitely in her early to mid 30's, far past the 20's she claims. Very skinny but not in a good 19-year-old way, has skinny legs and pretty small titties. A tattoo on her right shoulder she's trying to get rid of but it still shows. Other than that, none and no piercings. A good thing. When I booked the sesh I'd asked her to wear some sexy lingerie but when I showed up she was in some bland house dress said that outfit requests were "reserved for 2 hour and over" sessions. Call it bad chemistry, but I've never had any issues with other so-called hi-end escorts or street turf. Anyone who shells out what she's asking for now is either some old toothless hobbyist with a pocket full of Viagra and thinks he's getting class or a masochist. There are plenty of good ones at high price points, I've seen a few of them in my time, but Celene / Celena is a total bust-out. Prospective customers, you've been warned.

Great review, made me laugh and showed me what a bust-out some so-called "high-end" hoovers can be. Saved me some money, 8 bills buys me two hours-plus with some luscious young agency gals. Thanks for the public service!!

[DynoJr]

Haha! I've been a lurker here for 8 or so months but couldn't resist commenting on this one. I saw her once in Indy just before she moved to Chicago. To make it short and sweet, this babe is a total b*tch. She has to be the most passive hoe I've been with, and especially for 5 bills that she was charging back then. It took 15 minutes for some uncovered BJ, which was like sticking it in a lifeless fish. She's rather "TALK TALK" thank "FUCK FUCK", not really into it and tries to pretend she's a classy "paramour" than a working woman. After another 20 minutes of a dry BBBJ, I asked for the raincoat and instead of riding me, she asked if I'd go mish, she's more "sensitive" that way. It took almost the rest of the sesh to blow the load, and only when I imagined a more sexy scenario. It's like fucking your wife. She's definitely in her early to mid 30's, far past the 20's she claims. Very skinny but not in a good 19-year-old way, has skinny legs and pretty small titties. A tattoo on her right shoulder she's trying to get rid of but it still shows. Other than that, none and no piercings. A good thing. When I booked the sesh I'd asked her to wear some sexy lingerie but when I showed up she was in some bland house dress said that outfit requests were "reserved for 2 hour and over" sessions. Call it bad chemistry, but I've never had any issues with other so-called hi-end escorts or street turf. Anyone who shells out what she's asking for now is either some old toothless hobbyist with a pocket full of Viagra and thinks he's getting class or a masochist. There are plenty of good ones at high price points, I've seen a few of them in my time, but Celene / Celena is a total bust-out. Prospective customers, you've been warned.

You saved me my bonus money on her.

[JustDuffy]

She used to do 1/2-hrs in Indianapolis as Celena Mitchell before moving to the Big City in Chicago Loop area. I see where her rates went from 4.5 to 8 in just a few years. She has a hot slim body, face is kind of hawk-nosed nasty looking, haven't seen any reviews on her. I'm wondering if this hoofer is actually worth 8? I'm looking for a red-hot Independent as I came into some serious money last week, but don't want to blow it with buyer's remorse.

Haha! I've been a lurker here for 8 or so months but couldn't resist commenting on this one. I saw her once in Indy just before she moved to Chicago. To make it short and sweet, this babe is a total b*tch. She has to be the most passive hoe I've been with, and especially for 5 bills that she was charging back then. It took 15 minutes for some uncovered BJ, which was like sticking it in a lifeless fish. She's rather "TALK TALK" thank "FUCK FUCK", not really into it and tries to pretend she's a classy "paramour" than a working woman. After another 20 minutes of a dry BBBJ, I asked for the raincoat and instead of riding me, she asked if I'd go mish, she's more "sensitive" that way. It took almost the rest of the sesh to blow the load, and only when I imagined a more sexy scenario. It's like fucking your wife. She's definitely in her early to mid 30's, far past the 20's she claims. Very skinny but not in a good 19-year-old way, has skinny legs and pretty small titties. A tattoo on her right shoulder she's trying to get rid of but it still shows. Other than that, none and no piercings. A good thing. When I booked the sesh I'd asked her to wear some sexy lingerie but when I showed up she was in some bland house dress said that outfit requests were "reserved for 2 hour and over" sessions. Call it bad chemistry, but I've never had any issues with other so-called hi-end escorts or street turf. Anyone who shells out what she's asking for now is either some old toothless hobbyist with a pocket full of Viagra and thinks he's getting class or a masochist. There are plenty of good ones at high price points, I've seen a few of them in my time, but Celene / Celena is a total bust-out. Prospective customers, you've been warned.

[JDamascus]

I had a similar experience today. First we agreed to 12 then she responds two hours later. We reschedule for 330 then the moment I get there, she texts "emergency" and says she has to cancel. Fuckin bs. If you don't mind me asking. What is your age / ethnicity? I replied asian male late 20's and she seemed ok with it at first but now I'm starting to wonder whether my age or race was a factor. I'm also starting to doubt her positive reviews on Adult look and girldirectory as well, might be fake. Anyways, verdict: pass this one up she's a waste of time.