Escort Reports

[Bsuh69]

I guess I'm hoping that someone can give an idea on her:

https://www.eros.com/illinois/chicag...9.htm?cat=6209

She is terrible, don't go. Long list of bad reviews everywhere.

[Ildeviant1]

Meant to write this earlier; however, things have been busy. I was on the fence about seeing Lara. There were a few posts about her being bigger, which is not exactly my thing. But, I have always had a thing for redheads, so I bit the bullet and reached out to her I must say, it was a great experience. I will admit, she is not some model thin waif. However, she is by no means fat. She's got an amazing ass. The photos are definitely her. I'd say she looks a little thinner in person than what's depicted in the photos.

I reached out to her on a lark and she happened to be available on short notice. After letting me through the door, she greeted me immediately with a hug and a DFK. In that regards, it felt very GFE; lots of passionate DFK and LFK. She was dressed in a matching black lingerie set.

I had time so I opted for an hour, for the standard rate. I felt it was well worth it. I would put her above some other NGs I've seen in the past.

She's from Poland and has an accent. She said she was never formally taught English. But I had no trouble communicating with her. Her voice was a little hoarse. In a sort of sexy, sultry way. She said it had to do with the dry conditions and the fact that she smoked. I didn't notice any smoke smell. She smelled very clean, with a light perfume. She's not tall, maybe average height. She has 9 tattoos and a tongue piercing. Some of the tattoos are larger. I don't mind tattoos, but I know some people do.

After taking a shower, I returned to the room and the fun really began. Once again, lots of DFK and LFK. She was a little ticklish around the neck. Her kitty was shaved and fresh. She gets into DATY; but stopped any FIV. There's something about that feeling when a woman pulls your head into her.

After she came and took a brief rest, it was my turn. She proceeded into the most enthusiastic BBBJ. Which was heightened by the tongue piercing. I stopped her and we changed into 69. She took me to completion. The only downside was no CIM, if that's your thing. She cleaned me up and we took another break.

After a little bit of discussion, we returned to more DFK and LFK. She returned back to another enthusiastic BBBJ. After I was at full attention, she put on the cover and asked me what was my favorite position. We proceeded to go to town until I was completely satisfied.

After cleaning up a bit, she offered me the use of the shower again.

She walked me to the door and said goodbye with another DFK.

IMHO, I'd rather see someone like Lara than someone that is crazy hot but makes the encounter painful because of rules or attitude. Lara is very laid back and friendly. She's here until sometime in November.

https://harlothub.com/united-states/...27-172960.html

[Riina]

https://www.yesbackpage.com/105/post...253-3352-.html

Ana has multiple poor reports. NG patrons seem unhappy with the new location.

[EarTak1990]

I guess I'm hoping that someone can give an idea on her:

https://www.eros.com/illinois/chicag...9.htm?cat=6209

I've never seen her but I remember her reviews being pretty lackluster, I. E rude, lots of rules, no GFE, etc.

Here are a few posts about her: 1, 2, 3.

[TroyMarr]

I guess I'm hoping that someone can give an idea on her:

https://www.eros.com/illinois/chicag...9.htm?cat=6209

The consensus is she's hot and pics are spot on, but she's mechanical w everything covered. Not GFE.

[Piper672]

I guess I'm hoping that someone can give an idea on her:

https://www.eros.com/illinois/chicag...9.htm?cat=6209

[ChiTownP]

I would recommend Holly Berry. She does outcall in the SW burbs. She is only working Thursday and Friday this week. The Oak Brook would probably be the closest area you can drive to see some providers. Check Eros and P411 to see who is in Oak Brook.

Hello fellow Mongers. I'm in the burr ridge area for awhile for work and would love to find a provider for some entertainment. I prefer out call, but I'm willing to drive for the right provider. I am more then willing to help anyone with recommendations for milwaukee providers in exchange. If there are any good SW areas close by, I would appreciate that as well.

Thank you in advance.

[FruitNinja]

In my experience, whenever I hear "YMMV" it means a hoofer's a bum fuck, bottom line. I've DMd with two guys who knew her in Indy and heard the same thing as in Justduffy's review of her. But to each his own, as you say, it's your 8 hun.

That's all I need to know.

[Mmm5464]

Hello fellow Mongers. I'm in the burr ridge area for awhile for work and would love to find a provider for some entertainment. I prefer out call, but I'm willing to drive for the right provider. I am more then willing to help anyone with recommendations for milwaukee providers in exchange. If there are any good SW areas close by, I would appreciate that as well.

Thank you in advance.

[GoColtsFan]

Great review, made me laugh and showed me what a bust-out some so-called "high-end" hoovers can be. Saved me some money, 8 bills buys me two hours-plus with some luscious young agency gals. Thanks for the public service!!

I did a four-hour with her in Indy. Young, charming; not exceptionally beautiful. Or at least not for what she's charging. Also, not very well-mannered or cultured.

Of the four date, I think she talked 3:29 minutes. Decent BBBJ but not to completion. Regretted finishing in doggy. Not sure what was going on down there. Maybe I wasn't the first that day, or something else, but it didn't smell fresh. There are plenty of options in Chicago and Indy. Best of luck with your search.

[ChiGuy53]

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Celine if you do this again I'll edit the post so it says you have crabs.

A2

[HomerGuy]

To each his own. However after seeing this I felt the need to clarify. I have known Celine for well over a year and must say she is an amazing young lady. She is not only gorgeous with a beautiful smile but she is truly so much more. She's the type of girl you enjoy taking out for the evening. She's the girl that if you're out on the town you will not be worried about bumping into someone you know. Hell she's the girl you introduce to your family and friends, a true GFE. She is smart and sophisticated and full of life. Now I am not going to go into details but when you're in a private setting with her she is full of energy and enthusiasm and never disappoints. As we all know YMMV but if you are truly looking for an amazing time with an amazing young lady you cannot go wrong with Celine.

In my experience, whenever I hear "YMMV" it means a hoofer's a bum fuck, bottom line. I've DMd with two guys who knew her in Indy and heard the same thing as in Justduffy's review of her. But to each his own, as you say, it's your 8 hun.

[ColtsFan1274]

Haha! I've been a lurker here for 8 or so months but couldn't resist commenting on this one. I saw her once in Indy just before she moved to Chicago. To make it short and sweet, this babe is a total b*tch. She has to be the most passive hoe I've been with, and especially for 5 bills that she was charging back then. It took 15 minutes for some uncovered BJ, which was like sticking it in a lifeless fish. She's rather "TALK TALK" thank "FUCK FUCK", not really into it and tries to pretend she's a classy "paramour" than a working woman. After another 20 minutes of a dry BBBJ, I asked for the raincoat and instead of riding me, she asked if I'd go mish, she's more "sensitive" that way. It took almost the rest of the sesh to blow the load, and only when I imagined a more sexy scenario. It's like fucking your wife. She's definitely in her early to mid 30's, far past the 20's she claims. Very skinny but not in a good 19-year-old way, has skinny legs and pretty small titties. A tattoo on her right shoulder she's trying to get rid of but it still shows. Other than that, none and no piercings. A good thing. When I booked the sesh I'd asked her to wear some sexy lingerie but when I showed up she was in some bland house dress said that outfit requests were "reserved for 2 hour and over" sessions. Call it bad chemistry, but I've never had any issues with other so-called hi-end escorts or street turf. Anyone who shells out what she's asking for now is either some old toothless hobbyist with a pocket full of Viagra and thinks he's getting class or a masochist. There are plenty of good ones at high price points, I've seen a few of them in my time, but Celene / Celena is a total bust-out. Prospective customers, you've been warned.

To each his own. However after seeing this I felt the need to clarify. I have known Celine for well over a year and must say she is an amazing young lady. She is not only gorgeous with a beautiful smile but she is truly so much more. She's the type of girl you enjoy taking out for the evening. She's the girl that if you're out on the town you will not be worried about bumping into someone you know. Hell she's the girl you introduce to your family and friends, a true GFE. She is smart and sophisticated and full of life. Now I am not going to go into details but when you're in a private setting with her she is full of energy and enthusiasm and never disappoints. As we all know YMMV but if you are truly looking for an amazing time with an amazing young lady you cannot go wrong with Celine.

[FruitNinja]

I saw this post and link. Has anyone visited them recently. Any feedback.

https://dormgirlschicago.com/chicago-escorts/

6 bills. That's just getting out of hand. I wouldn't just out of principal. That's surgeon money for something you're not sure what you're getting.

[George Stark]

Some of these may be decent.

https://hongkongbobo.com.chicago.listcrawler.com/

Does anyone know which website the Asian providers advertise on?

Wondering if archer changed their contact info recently.

Thanks!