Massage Parlor Reports

[Dwight Shrute]

Travelling a little outside my normal area I decided to get some Harmony in my life in Norridge on Cumberland.

Initial harmony was achieved for 80 with a good cleansing of the soul and a good massage to rid me of stress by teacher Judy. Who was cute, but not near the level of Exercise teachers.

Later on in the lesson I found out that in order to achieve a mid level of harmony it would be 120 and in order to achieve full harmony with the universe it would 160.

I then decided I was good with the current level of harmony that I had and did not want any additional harmony in my life so I got dressed and left. Much to the dismay of teacher Judy. Who then seemed to be out of harmony with the universe. Too bad. Harmony has limits IMHO.

Stay safe,

DS.

[Walker333]

Not my usual spot but hey variety is the spice of life right?

Drew Michelle (mid to late 40's) relatively tight, nice bolt on's.

Made zero effort at a legit massage, went straight to teasing striaght away.

On the flip top off UTC roaming and FIV. I left happy and left her happier.

Zero negotiation / haggle which is nice, she didn't even ask for tip. I think she needed to go sit down.

6 at the door and I left the standard tip anyway. Prob won't go back but only because the traffic up ashland is brutal and plenty of other options in my hood.

If you're up north it's worth a try.

FYI the shower in there is not a true table shower, it's a stand up in the bathroom. No bueno IMO.

Thanks.

Cmd.

The place in general and her, in particular, have always been solid. Once she knows you, her menu might open up. YMMV.

[Bamboo99]

Not sure if this is the right sub-forum, but I have a thing for Indian / Pakistani / Desi and middle eastern girls. Unfortunately, they seem like the hardest to find of any nationality. Anyone know where to find these girls? Devon / Little India? Thanks!

[PwnLife]

Where are you referring to?

It's called "Exercise Spa" it's in some of the titles of some of the posts you're all asking what or where it's at. .

[Cmd04]

Not my usual spot but hey variety is the spice of life right?

Drew Michelle (mid to late 40's) relatively tight, nice bolt on's.

Made zero effort at a legit massage, went straight to teasing striaght away.

On the flip top off UTC roaming and FIV. I left happy and left her happier.

Zero negotiation / haggle which is nice, she didn't even ask for tip. I think she needed to go sit down.

6 at the door and I left the standard tip anyway. Prob won't go back but only because the traffic up ashland is brutal and plenty of other options in my hood.

If you're up north it's worth a try.

FYI the shower in there is not a true table shower, it's a stand up in the bathroom. No bueno IMO.

Thanks.

Cmd.

[BudLover99]

Hit this place up recently. Saw Apple. Mid 20's Great body. 5'5"ish Perfect D's. (implants, but looked / felt perfect.).

Long brown hair. Shaved. (unusual for a korean).

60. Hh. Table shower and short sauna.

Place was very clean with a couple other hotties walking around.

140 for CBJ, FS, mish, doggie, cg, very active and accommodating.

She said she is leaving in 2 weeks.

Boys. Check her out!

Worth it.

Where are you referring to?

[PhilMendel]

Where is this located?

Algonquin Rd. Mt. Prospect.

[Lets Play 2]

Where is this located?

It's in the NW burbs I think Mount Prospect.

[LatinPoker]

It's been 2-3 years since I saw her but she was in Lincoln Park at the time towards Diversey and LSD. Parking was a bit tough if I remember correctly.

I've typically parked on one of the nearby side streets, you can feed the parking kiosk to get a good hour and some change. I load up on quarters ahead of time to avoid the CC statement papertrail.

[LatinPoker]

Read the website but looks south by midway 31st and pulaski.

She's right off of I-55, which is super close for me, I just need to poke a hole in my schedule to get over by Sofia and enjoy a little poke of another variety! LOL.

[TheMinister]

Anyone have any info on this place? I pass it frequently and was wondering.

A quick Google search shows it's been raided a couple times tho.

[Pau Ford]

Where around the Northside is she. Someone mentioned by the lake I'll be in the Northside next week, thinking about seeing her. How's the parking situation?

It's been 2-3 years since I saw her but she was in Lincoln Park at the time towards Diversey and LSD. Parking was a bit tough if I remember correctly.

[WretchedBliss]

Hit this place up recently. Saw Apple. Mid 20's Great body. 5'5"ish Perfect D's. (implants, but looked / felt perfect.).

Long brown hair. Shaved. (unusual for a korean).

60. Hh. Table shower and short sauna.

Place was very clean with a couple other hotties walking around.

140 for CBJ, FS, mish, doggie, cg, very active and accommodating.

She said she is leaving in 2 weeks.

Boys. Check her out!

Worth it.

Where is this located?

[PhilMendel]

Hit this place up recently. Saw Apple. Mid 20's Great body. 5'5"ish Perfect D's. (implants, but looked / felt perfect.).

Long brown hair. Shaved. (unusual for a korean).

60. Hh. Table shower and short sauna.

Place was very clean with a couple other hotties walking around.

140 for CBJ, FS, mish, doggie, cg, very active and accommodating.

She said she is leaving in 2 weeks.

Boys. Check her out!

Worth it.

[HandsomeDan]

As far as I know she only does HJ. Don't believe BJ is offered.

Where around the Northside is she. Someone mentioned by the lake I'll be in the Northside next week, thinking about seeing her. How's the parking situation?