Bullshit that has Nothing to do With Pussy

[Gary Man]

Post the douchey shit here. It's entertaining. Guys can't tell you're laughing while you're typing so when you correct grammar you're always going to piss them off.

We need the smilies to come back.

I don't think we ever had them, the software doesn't draw them. I'd figure out a way to do it but people go fucking nuts with them. Remember backpage? You couldn't read ads through all that bullshit.

A2

[Admin2]

I was joking! Point taken and I'll reserve such comments to PM's. Not trying to stir shit up. Thanks for the advice.

Post the douchey shit here. It's entertaining. Guys can't tell you're laughing while you're typing so when you correct grammar you're always going to piss them off.

[Magooski]

If you don't soon learn to do that shit on the fight thread you will be losing the ability to quote other members posts.

Stupid shit like that has already created 4 unneeded posts in a review thread and cost me 5 minutes. I'm not trying to be a monster penis but people can't tell if ribbing is good humored when it's done in print.

A2

I was joking! Point taken and I'll reserve such comments to PM's. Not trying to stir shit up. Thanks for the advice.

[Call Me Slappy]

I'm not trying to be a monster penis but people can't tell if ribbing is good humored when it's done in print.

A2

Monster Penis?

I think I saw them at the Aragon Brawlroom in the early 90's, opened for Soundgarden I think.

<LarryTheCableGuyVoice>Now that's some funny stuff right thar!</LarryTheCableGuyVoice>

Thanks, I'm here all week...

[Admin2]

You're quite welcome! Just another unwanted service I provide! Have a good one!

If you don't soon learn to do that shit on the fight thread you will be losing the ability to quote other members posts.

Stupid shit like that has already created 4 unneeded posts in a review thread and cost me 5 minutes. I'm not trying to be a monster penis but people can't tell if ribbing is good humored when it's done in print.

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[Magooski]

Thanks for the grammar lesson. I tend to only focus on such items for important things. That man looking chick doesn't rate.

You're quite welcome! Just another unwanted service I provide! Have a good one!

[Tela1980]

Thanks for the grammar lesson. I tend to only focus on such items for important things. That man looking chick doesn't rate.

Never apologize to the "grammar police", especially on a site such as this.

[Bm392]

....too not to!

Thanks for the grammar lesson. I tend to only focus on such items for important things. That man looking chick doesn't rate.

[Magooski]

Mag, you are one of the most reliable reviews on any board. I tried to take your word and schedule a 15 min BBBJCIM but I just cqnr bring myself to do it. Sorry, but she just looks to much like a boy.

We all have our own limits and what we like. She doesn't do quick visits anyway. Stick with what you like. P.S. It's too not to! Thanks for sharing your opinion!

[Call Me Slappy]

But still bullshit, it's the internet, there are assholes. Don't put up posts in the real threads just to tell people there are trolls on the internet.

Delete his pm, block him and move on.

A2

I'm hoping he reads the post, realizes his error, and makes amends. Call it a "teaching moment " with the hope we add a valuable contributor instead of an asshat? That is why the offender was not named.

And if he doesn't, then yes, blocked he will be.

[Admin2]

But still bullshit, it's the internet, there are assholes. Don't put up posts in the real threads just to tell people there are trolls on the internet.

Delete his pm, block him and move on.

A2

When exchanging info via PMs, please take into consideration that the person you're corresponding with, may in fact have a life.

Shocking, I know.

I got this in my inbox after I failed to respond within 24 hours. How dare I! I'm sorry my job and personal life got in the way of a timely response.

Ya know, I do wish I had nothing better to do then hang here all day when I'm not out nailing providers answering questions from other forum members.

Because that would mean I'm independently wealthy, didn't need to be gainfully employed, and I had the world by the balls. I wouldn't just be doing 2 hand massages, I'd be doing 8 hands, bitches! 5 ways with an agency's entire lineup! Life would be good!

Sadly I do not. Some days the world has me by the balls. Such is life.

And on those days, the last thing I need is some whiny ass complaining I didn't jump through his hoops. Kindly go eat a bag of dicks.

To the rest of you n00 bs, don't be this guy.

[ChineseDragon]

When exchanging info via PMs, please take into consideration that the person you're corresponding with, may in fact have a life.



Shocking, I know.

I got this in my inbox after I failed to respond within 24 hours. How dare I! I'm sorry my job and personal life got in the way of a timely response.

Ya know, I do wish I had nothing better to do then hang here all day when I'm not out nailing providers answering questions from other forum members.

Because that would mean I'm independently wealthy, didn't need to be gainfully employed, and I had the world by the balls. I wouldn't just be doing 2 hand massages, I'd be doing 8 hands, bitches! 5 ways with an agency's entire lineup! Life would be good!

Sadly I do not. Some days the world has me by the balls. Such is life.

And on those days, the last thing I need is some whiny ass complaining I didn't jump through his hoops. Kindly go eat a bag of dicks.

To the rest of you n00 bs, don't be this guy.

I agree with you 100 percent. Had guys yelling at me because I didn't respond right away.

[Call Me Slappy]

When exchanging info via PMs, please take into consideration that the person you're corresponding with, may in fact have a life.

Shocking, I know.

Hey thanks for not giving me any info even after i confirmed your question. Youre a real class act.

I got this in my inbox after I failed to respond within 24 hours. How dare I! I'm sorry my job and personal life got in the way of a timely response.

Ya know, I do wish I had nothing better to do then hang here all day when I'm not out nailing providers answering questions from other forum members.

Because that would mean I'm independently wealthy, didn't need to be gainfully employed, and I had the world by the balls. I wouldn't just be doing 2 hand massages, I'd be doing 8 hands, bitches! 5 ways with an agency's entire lineup! Life would be good!

Sadly I do not. Some days the world has me by the balls. Such is life.

And on those days, the last thing I need is some whiny ass complaining I didn't jump through his hoops. Kindly go eat a bag of dicks.

To the rest of you n00 bs, don't be this guy.

[ChiCity01]

Just to be clear, I believe you are a guy using SA to sell pussy.

I am a guy fucking girls on SA. Way better options and way more pussy than using agencies that cut their girls short and unfairly such as MCE, Angelis and EEC.

[Riina]

LOL. It's the complete opposite. I'm fucking pussy on SA. Those agencies listed are doing the same and marking up the value for you mongers, and those pussies are not treated well. Many dicks in those girls including the popular ones such as Autumn, Kylie, Megan, Summer. Their holes have taken too much poundings.

Just to be clear, I believe you are a guy using SA to sell pussy.