Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #5795]

I haven't met this one yet but she's looking for some guys this morning before she leaves. She's in a motel in Rockville. Seniors hit me up for her number.

SR.

[BrunoB98]

Has anyone checked this place out?

That place is a total waste of time and money. You may get some teasing but when you want to play the game they shut you down. They keep your number and text you for appointments, very annoying.

[MoCoMonger]

Has anyone checked this place out?

Been there a half dozen times or so; always positive results, some girls better than others. Never had to DIY.

[Brad226]

Its a DIY kinda place, good massage though.

LOL okay thanks for the info.

[Nats53]

Has anyone checked this place out?

Its a DIY kinda place, good massage though.

[Brad226]

Has anyone checked this place out?

[BrunoB98]

This county is going nuts! Some places are now providing "paper" underwear customers have to wear. Another place I went to is no longer doing massage but Accupressure clothes on! Seriously?? Where the f. Are we? 19th century?? Those places will soon shut down one by one.

[Bolonner]

This was back in January: Building is discreet randomly place near freeway with parking in back. Quick call and walk in. Sorry I can't remember the name, but this was an older chick and she destroyed my back, at one point walking on top of it, which I'm not a fan of. Gave decent HE but overall not worth it--she was way older, not attractive. When I walked out I saw a super hot young girl in Cosplay miniskirt and wish I had seen her. Maybe next time.

[RustyMuffler]

I accidentally put my hospital gown on backwards. It made the massage somewhat problematic, but the rest of my visit went smoothly.

And I told my health care professional I was there for a hernia check. And I asked her to check for testicular cancer since she was already down there. Then I reminded her it was also time for my monthly prostate exam. On my way out I suggested to the proprietorsan that they add stirrups to the exam tables to make their extended prostate check-ups easier for both their patients and the therapists.

But seriously, folks, I already gave up on MoCo a long time ago.

Went to a local spa and was asked to wear an exam gown. An exam gown? I'm like WTF? I'm not here for a colonoscopy. Like this is going to stop someone from getting a HJ? Reminded me of the old days at another local spa when they asked newbies to all wear the same shorts and a sweatshirt. Gross What a joke this county is. Everyone is afraid of his own shadow. It is truly the People's Republic of Montgomery County.

[Mayhem101]

Several AMP's in MoCo are under surveillance. For the very first time in a long time, my usual provider has asked me to keep my clothes on!! She did explain me why. I left and won't probably be returning, sadly. As suggested by other members, it's better to focus on other outside MoCo places.

I agree. I have given up on MoCo AMPs. I now make the drive out to Greenbelt or Annandale. Not worth the effort in MoCo anymore.

[Jackbenimble17]

Went to a local spa and was asked to wear an exam gown. An exam gown? I'm like WTF? I'm not here for a colonoscopy. Like this is going to stop someone from getting a HJ? Reminded me of the old days at another local spa when they asked newbies to all wear the same shorts and a sweatshirt. Gross What a joke this county is. Everyone is afraid of his own shadow. It is truly the People's Republic of Montgomery County.

Over the years, but this one takes the cake. The DC spa's (anyone remember Downtown on Vermont) had a doctors / nurse jacket on the back of the doors back in the day. Remember one nice gal told me it was for when Po Po came to the door so the girls look legit. Too funny!

[Climaxxxx]

Went to a local spa and was asked to wear an exam gown. An exam gown? I'm like WTF? I'm not here for a colonoscopy. Like this is going to stop someone from getting a HJ? Reminded me of the old days at another local spa when they asked newbies to all wear the same shorts and a sweatshirt. Gross What a joke this county is. Everyone is afraid of his own shadow. It is truly the People's Republic of Montgomery County.

I hope it was open in the front and you were treated with dignity. LOL!

[Tom McAn]

Went to a local spa and was asked to wear an exam gown. An exam gown? I'm like WTF? I'm not here for a colonoscopy. Like this is going to stop someone from getting a HJ? Reminded me of the old days at another local spa when they asked newbies to all wear the same shorts and a sweatshirt. Gross What a joke this county is. Everyone is afraid of his own shadow. It is truly the People's Republic of Montgomery County.

An exam gown? I've never heard of that in a massage establishment, not even the few legit places I've visited. Good grief.

[Climaxxxx]

Went to a local spa and was asked to wear an exam gown. An exam gown? I'm like WTF? I'm not here for a colonoscopy. Like this is going to stop someone from getting a HJ? Reminded me of the old days at another local spa when they asked newbies to all wear the same shorts and a sweatshirt. Gross What a joke this county is. Everyone is afraid of his own shadow. It is truly the People's Republic of Montgomery County.

[MrRenHoek]

She won't do any of the things you suggested, she is set in her ways in her older age.

I don't blame her for being upset that guys stay past the agreed upon time. Not sure why stay longer then agreed time the rambling is never ending.

She won't do FS or BJ or CBJ. She needs to add one of those otherwise I might as well go to a legit est.

She was happy when FOSTA / SESTA happened to BP and other sites, not realizing that was also her advertising platform.

She views AMPs / LAMPs / KAMPs / etc and the men who visit them as Nesty. Concept of using protection escapes her, I guess.

I can't stress this enough do not tell her the location or about any services. She is inquiring for nefarious reasons. She isn't clueless to the fact that her clientele returns as more get shutdown.

I have been over there a few times and have found she had some bad breath issues which I can't get.