Massage Parlor Reports

[Mr Sixty]

Thank you. I knew that place would be a sure thing. They are the same girl clique that moved over from their old shop at 11024 Victory. (behind mcdonalds) One day a while back I stopped by Victory for a repeat of my post #746 on the LA / Mature Asian thread and was greeted with locked doors and sign stating they had moved to this address, now named you-spa. I could not hit it that day so filed it away for future inspection. Everything has always been available from that group, if you ask nicely. Damn, now you got me driving north. Did they keep that couch from the old big room?? Haha.

Easter Egg: If you put that 11024 Victory address into google map street view you can see the darkened massage sign in the window with the new info taped to the door.

-kampfire.

Interesting. I only checked out the place on Victory once, a couple of years ago. I had a decent experience, but not one that called me back with any urgency. I'd been thinking of checking it out again, but you saved me a trip. I didn't see a couch. Big or otherwise. But I'm always so anxious to the point of oblivion, I could have tripped over it, and I wouldn't remember.

Glad to know my intuition was right, and the full menu is available. Looking forward to your next report!

[Kampfire]

Anyone know if the attractive petite spinner with the magic hands is still in-house here? I dropped in here memorial day I think it was, dead, early evening. I wanted a great massage via that Thai hottie at Lanna a few doors down, but they were closed. Dejected I drove away, but spotted the sign lit up at by the deli. I had been there way back for a good massage, table shower, but was left hanging by a strict older athletic butter-face with legit massage skills. Maybe things are different I ruminated? Eh, I should at least get a decent massage out of it again? Yup, was greeted by a tiny attractive spinner with long black hair, perky little B's, and a cute ass. Cannot remember her name. She was in jeans and a tiny t-shirt. I opted for the hr (60?) and figured whatever I get, I get. Her massage was very good, much stronger than you think for her size, and a nonchalant "you want?" was asked while pointing in the general direction of my thickening member on the flip. I said "yes please" while cupping her tight left butt cheek in those jeans. She made sure she was going to get 60 for the extra attention and I didn't fight it, she is easily 3 x hotter than most of the girls you'll be dealt in a random drop-in at an establishment like this, with a lovely slow touch. My hands were allowed to wander as long as nothing slipped in digitally, and the T was hiked up allowing me to suck the full gumdrop sized nipples leading those little B's. They were delicious, her ass was like a cheerleader's, and she fully knew I was going to blow a lot faster if I was allowed to slide those jeans down to her knees. Sucking big young nipples while massaging a tight pussy through her v-string from behind is a helluva drug. Up and at them! Was the trajectory of my little guys produced by her expert milking pace. All was right with the world that day.

So, back to my earlier question, have any of you frequented this shop recently and bumped into her? Maybe you have a name? I could swear I wrote it down, but cannot find it. Anyway, enlighten if you can. I'll keep plugging away.

-kampfire.

[PlayerN818]

Stopped in here fairly early, so not very busy. Didn't get the providers name.

Couple of things: 1) There is major renovations going on in this building, so your massage soundtrack is really loud asian music through an I-phone speaker trying to drown out the power tools right outside the window.

2) The place isn't a pig-sty, but it isn't 1st class joint. Reminds me of a college apt / dorm. Just "unkept" and worn out looking. But there was new paper on the table, and they lock the front door.

3) I stopped in partly because of the $35 for 1/2, but was charged $40. So same pricing as all over the valley.

On to the review: Provider was Chinese, 5'3"(is) skinny, with good english skills, but not really a talker. The massage was just light brushing all over, with plenty of focus on the taint and ass. After about 15 minutes, flip and front "work" (more light touch). Grazed the boys and finally went to town. She was not cool with under the clothes at all. But based on the padding amount, she was easily an A cup, so no great loss. All in all, it was a very average experience that I've had many other places with much more agreeable providers. Again, this might not be Jessica, so YMMV.

[Kampfire]

GOTTT: I've taken one for the team enough. Today, I get to Give One To The Team. You can thank me later. If you are in the area, you should include this in your weekend plans.

I checked out this place today: https://www.bedpage.com/backpage-san...-mdash/6254130.

13920 Van Nuys Blvd, Arleta, CA 91331.

Provider was a tall-ish (5'7" in flats), slim, 30-something in short-shorts. Very pretty face. Very purty and talented mouth. Chinese. A real sweetheart. She was not too far off the picture on the left in that link, though a good 10-15 years older. I didn't get her name, unfortunately, because of the cloud of post-massage euphoria I was in. There were two providers (at least) when I was there, and good sign: The front door had to be unlocked when I left.

It was pricier than usual, but that's because I let the little head think. I gave the provider $40 for a half hour, not realizing the cover was only $30. She brought me change, but then asked me to give it to her in addition to my $80 tip. (I tried to be Mr. $60, but was denied.) In return, she was very grateful. She helped me get dressed, etc. I went a little over time. The massage was very, very good. The finish, even better. I did not get FS, but I have little doubt it's available, though maybe only on subsequent visits. In this rare case, the extra money was worth it for the kindness and gentleness of the service, and the lack of clock-watching.

I broke Hundred's prime directive of not parking in the lot, because there was NO street parking nearby, and the neighborhood is not great anyway. I didn't break Hundred's directive not to take the water, though it was offered, and I ALWAYS take the water. You have to stay hydrated: It takes a gallon of water to make a couple of tablespoons of seminal fluid, or so I've been told. Or maybe it's beer.

By the way, I have a new rule: Anytime the provider asks if you've been there before, or where you hear about them, they are not legit. They just don't ask that at Massage Envy. (a. If you've been there before, you are in the system. B. The front desk might ask, but the provider doesn't care.) Also, your answer doesn't matter. I've said I've been there before, and I have admitted it's my first visit. I think it's the tone of your answer, and other things, that determine your fate.

The one down side: The second little 60 quivered, she stopped, even though I wasn't done. Something I've noticed a lot with Chinese providers that is diametrically opposed to, say, Latina providers who want to drain you to the last drop. I had one I had to beg to stop once. Lately, with Chinese providers, it's like a truck drives by, and they stop: "You done?" It's tough not to shout, NO. NO I'm NOT! YOU'LL KNOW WHEN I'm DONE! But it's easier just to relax, enjoy the moment, and not be such an OCD freak about it.

-60-.

Thank you. I knew that place would be a sure thing. They are the same girl clique that moved over from their old shop at 11024 Victory. (behind mcdonalds) One day a while back I stopped by Victory for a repeat of my post #746 on the LA / Mature Asian thread and was greeted with locked doors and sign stating they had moved to this address, now named you-spa. I could not hit it that day so filed it away for future inspection. Everything has always been available from that group, if you ask nicely. Damn, now you got me driving north. Did they keep that couch from the old big room?? Haha.

Easter Egg: If you put that 11024 Victory address into google map street view you can see the darkened massage sign in the window with the new info taped to the door.

-kampfire.

[WildSeven]

I've been going to this place in Valley Village for a couple years. It's more expensive than an AMP, but it's in an apartment with showers and the selection is always good.

Since the first time I went there, I've gotten massage with HE. That's it. I've never asked for more, I've never been offered more or had someone try to upsell me. I went there this week and saw a new girl Irene and found out I had the menu wrong.

FBSM is 1. 2 hh and 1. 5 h. But FS is available for 1. 6 hh, 2.2 h. I took the half hour with Irene and she was quite good (including BBBJ). Took a shower after and she climbed in and washed me down. I know it's pricier, but they're always good to me and I appreciate the privacy.

https://www.rubmaps.com/erotic-massa...llage-ca-43343#rubmaps.

Thanks for this info. I actually went today and saw Tamy. Like you said it's a little more expensive than a AMP but I do like the more intimate 1 on 1 experience you get unlike most AMPs. Definitely part of my rotation now.

[Adobe James]

I've been going to this place in Valley Village for a couple years. It's more expensive than an AMP, but it's in an apartment with showers and the selection is always good.

Since the first time I went there, I've gotten massage with HE. That's it. I've never asked for more, I've never been offered more or had someone try to upsell me. I went there this week and saw a new girl Irene and found out I had the menu wrong.

FBSM is 1. 2 hh and 1. 5 h. But FS is available for 1. 6 hh, 2.2 h. I took the half hour with Irene and she was quite good (including BBBJ). Took a shower after and she climbed in and washed me down. I know it's pricier, but they're always good to me and I appreciate the privacy.

https://www.rubmaps.com/erotic-massa...llage-ca-43343#rubmaps.

[Mr Sixty]

GOTTT: I've taken one for the team enough. Today, I get to Give One To The Team. You can thank me later. If you are in the area, you should include this in your weekend plans.

I checked out this place today: https://www.bedpage.com/backpage-san...-mdash/6254130.

13920 Van Nuys Blvd, Arleta, CA 91331.

Provider was a tall-ish (5'7" in flats), slim, 30-something in short-shorts. Very pretty face. Very purty and talented mouth. Chinese. A real sweetheart. She was not too far off the picture on the left in that link, though a good 10-15 years older. I didn't get her name, unfortunately, because of the cloud of post-massage euphoria I was in. There were two providers (at least) when I was there, and good sign: The front door had to be unlocked when I left.

It was pricier than usual, but that's because I let the little head think. I gave the provider $40 for a half hour, not realizing the cover was only $30. She brought me change, but then asked me to give it to her in addition to my $80 tip. (I tried to be Mr. $60, but was denied.) In return, she was very grateful. She helped me get dressed, etc. I went a little over time. The massage was very, very good. The finish, even better. I did not get FS, but I have little doubt it's available, though maybe only on subsequent visits. In this rare case, the extra money was worth it for the kindness and gentleness of the service, and the lack of clock-watching.

I broke Hundred's prime directive of not parking in the lot, because there was NO street parking nearby, and the neighborhood is not great anyway. I didn't break Hundred's directive not to take the water, though it was offered, and I ALWAYS take the water. You have to stay hydrated: It takes a gallon of water to make a couple of tablespoons of seminal fluid, or so I've been told. Or maybe it's beer.

By the way, I have a new rule: Anytime the provider asks if you've been there before, or where you hear about them, they are not legit. They just don't ask that at Massage Envy. (a. If you've been there before, you are in the system. B. The front desk might ask, but the provider doesn't care.) Also, your answer doesn't matter. I've said I've been there before, and I have admitted it's my first visit. I think it's the tone of your answer, and other things, that determine your fate.

The one down side: The second little 60 quivered, she stopped, even though I wasn't done. Something I've noticed a lot with Chinese providers that is diametrically opposed to, say, Latina providers who want to drain you to the last drop. I had one I had to beg to stop once. Lately, with Chinese providers, it's like a truck drives by, and they stop: "You done?" It's tough not to shout, NO. NO I'm NOT! YOU'LL KNOW WHEN I'm DONE! But it's easier just to relax, enjoy the moment, and not be such an OCD freak about it.

-60-.

[Mr Sixty]

There is no parole in federal prison, no time off for good behavior, if he got 57 months, he gets out in May 2020, but he may have served time prior to his sentencing so, a few month earlier. We should go visit.

What a great idea! We can stop and visit Johnny Chokemaster at the same time. Oh wait. He's out, isn't he?

I'm sure by now Baldy has made lots of friends with past and future members of this site that he can introduce us to on our visit.

Did you ever see Scared Straight? We can watch it in the limo on our way there.

[Marlowe]

There is no parole in federal prison, no time off for good behavior, if he got 57 months, he gets out in May 2020, but he may have served time prior to his sentencing so, a few month earlier. We should go visit.

And be labeled? First of all in order to visit, you have to be on a list that the inmate submits, and I doubt that any of us are on his. Even if we did get in wouldn't we be calling attention to ourselves and bringing additional scrutiny? BC isn't the only person largely driven out of the hobby and off of here, he's just the only one that landed in prison. I am thinking of Misfit and others.

[Member #5794]

After reading The Camel's post, I realized my faulty memory may have gotten the better of me, so I did a quick search to find the actual facts about Baldy.

https://www.justice.gov/usao-cdca/pr...ficking-case-0

https://www.dailybreeze.com/2015/10/...fficking-case/

Given that he was sentenced to 57 months back in October 2015, he could be getting out for good behavior any time now. If he is smart, he won't be posting here, as that might violate his five years' probation.

There is no parole in federal prison, no time off for good behavior, if he got 57 months, he gets out in May 2020, but he may have served time prior to his sentencing so, a few month earlier. We should go visit.

[Mr Sixty]

After reading The Camel's post, I realized my faulty memory may have gotten the better of me, so I did a quick search to find the actual facts about Baldy.

https://www.justice.gov/usao-cdca/pr...ficking-case-0

https://www.dailybreeze.com/2015/10/...fficking-case/

Given that he was sentenced to 57 months back in October 2015, he could be getting out for good behavior any time now. If he is smart, he won't be posting here, as that might violate his five years' probation.

GanjaMon,

Nice find if real.

Lets be positive and hope so.

And for $100 that would b quite a ride.

Damn, Sixty that is one hell of a F**k up.

That's some serious "to catch a predator" type s**t.

Like I always used to say mentally before committing any number of felonies on a daily basis, during my life before retirement, is this experience worth my freedom?

Honestly, no sex is worth my freedom, liberty and property.

He was weak and dumb and sadly those are often the men who end up doing time.

I always figured not getting arrested, sadly I got hit twice 2 different agencies, and never doing hard time was the objective & definition of a successful criminal LOL.

Going to prison and being proud about it always seemed like a strange way to boast about ones being a supposed master criminal IMHO.

Seriously, I'd advise first learning the laws of the land before attempting to get away w breaking the rule of law here or abroad.

Otherwise, you can have a very bad day when you least expect it such is life.

K much love mongers.

The I Sadist.

[PlayerN818]

So, I decided to check out a new place on Sherman Way, just west of White oak, set back a bit from SW. It's a GOOD shop to stop by.

NOTE:

This place also has lady-boys, so if that bothers you, or intrigues you, now you know. (Not making a judgement call-just trying to give full info).

I had heard about Kay from another site, and got lucky as she was my provider. A very nice, 35 (iish) Thai girl with pretty good massage skills. The shop's running a "new place" special. 3-1/2, . 4-hr, so I went for the hour. She has good english skills, but didn't talk my ear off. In fact, I fell asleep for part of the massage. On the flip, slow, sensuous, skills with under the clothes access. Additional massage post pop. I didn't get the feeling there was an extensive menu, but I never ask anyway. She works Mon.-Fri., and mentioned the shop was still very slow, I asked if she would mind me telling others, she said no, so.

Go see Kay. She's a GOOD one.

[PlayerN818]

This new place opened up on SW and seems similar to blue therapy / Bally. Anyone been to this one or any of the other ones? https://www.bedpage.com/backpage-san...-staff/6249872.

This used to be another HE spot, was closed for a couple of months and now Green. I stopped in on my to the spot just west of it (review to follow) and there was a big, (Persian maybe?) guy behind the desk. Quoted standard rates, but looked and sounded mean as hell, so I just got out of there. Lobby was super sparse, don't know what the back area looks like. As I was coming back from my visit at the other shop, I saw a guy do the same thing (go in, and come right back out). They may have a customer relation issue to figure out.

[Vlad De Sade]

GanjaMon,

Nice find if real.

Lets be positive and hope so.

And for $100 that would b quite a ride.

Damn, Sixty that is one hell of a F**k up.

That's some serious "to catch a predator" type s**t.

Like I always used to say mentally before committing any number of felonies on a daily basis, during my life before retirement, is this experience worth my freedom?

Honestly, no sex is worth my freedom, liberty and property.

He was weak and dumb and sadly those are often the men who end up doing time.

I always figured not getting arrested, sadly I got hit twice 2 different agencies, and never doing hard time was the objective & definition of a successful criminal LOL.

Going to prison and being proud about it always seemed like a strange way to boast about ones being a supposed master criminal IMHO.

Seriously, I'd advise first learning the laws of the land before attempting to get away w breaking the rule of law here or abroad.

Otherwise, you can have a very bad day when you least expect it such is life.

K much love mongers.

The I Sadist.

[Malvado]

Don't think its been mentioned, but Zen on Saticoy and Reela on Owensmouth are both closed.

My respective visits to either place were not particularly memorable, tho Zen seemed to have the most potential.