Massage Parlor Reports

[SomeRandomGuy]

Who's Ally, I don't see no Ally on their IG! The picture they use for Claire is Hot! Jesus!

She's an asian girl that has a more curvy body than the average asian. The picture is a very good representation of what she looks like. I thought she was just ok on my visit with her.

[DreamFreez]

Ally is a good one at Honey, IMO. Very similar to pictures (young, pretty face, D tits).

Who's Ally, I don't see no Ally on their IG! The picture they use for Claire is Hot! Jesus!

[Godumbine]

Yeah yeah, I know we all have heard of how great she is, but since this is my first time seeing her, I just wanted to say that my experience wasn't anything out of the ordinary, though I saw her at the Orange location (Sapphire, I believe). She is adorable, upbeat, and has the best attitude of any provider I have seen all throughout OC (Samantha at BCC comes close though). I loved that she had no problem with me touching and even fingering and let me taste her feet, which is totally my thing. Check her out when you can.

[Fuzion]

I would do an Asian girl but they are too common everywhere else. In terms of looks they are around the same as other places.

Ally is a good one at Honey, IMO. Very similar to pictures (young, pretty face, D tits).

[Lovergrrl]

I agree with some others, how about some reviews on anyone not named Novia, Claire, Paris and Nicole. Plenty of other names there. I am surprised Jazzy isn't mentioned much, as she is a good one to visit as well.

Would be nice to get some reviews on some of the asian girls that are newer at both locations.

I saw Jazzy on my last visit (Novia was busy, lol) and she was great. Pretty, petite, friendly and gave a nice slow sensual performance. Looked a little like her pic and is definitely worth a repeat.

[Tipisil]

I agree with some others, how about some reviews on anyone not named Novia, Claire, Paris and Nicole. Plenty of other names there. I am surprised Jazzy isn't mentioned much, as she is a good one to visit as well.

Would be nice to get some reviews on some of the asian girls that are newer at both locations.

I would do an Asian girl but they are too common everywhere else. In terms of looks they are around the same as other places.

[DreamFreez]

You know how much guys are paying for HJ. There are plenty of smoking Russians if you are willing to pay. On the now-closed city and vibe, you get a Russian with a smoking body for $300+ in SGV, and a smoking everything for $400 in Beverly Hills. If you have the numbers before, they should still work. The alternative is GFE monkey, which is an agency in disguise. Just don't believe that their real pictures are real. One or two Russian agencies come back more often to HX, mostly full-bodied visitors. And then there are always a few 19-year-old lookalikes, a cute blonde blue-eyed one asked for $300 half and $400 full. Many girls appear only half a day on HX every month and you will miss them if you blink.

I know about the Russians in LA. They are all about the money. I met one in a lounge in Santa Monica. She was 21, husband is in russia. Her friends (all Russian) were dancing. I start asking her about life and shit, I have a boner 2 minutes into the conversation. She almost made out with me. Her friends came over and started asking me "you think we escorts, buy us drinks? I told them I ll brb and never went back. Her body language indicated $$ There was like 9 of them. Everyone had a strong Russian accent.

[SpikeBites]

Your review is spot on. I would say my experience with Nicole was similar, except I paid for the hour and received 40 minutes of service.

I also politely asked each time I wanted to touch something, but there were always stipulations and limitations. Even for relatively tame requests. She's attractive, but she didn't look like she enjoyed her job that much. Also, she could have shaved her legs cleaner as they were distractingly prickly during the session. I left feeling a little bad she is in a position where she has to do something she doesn't want to do. Not the feeling I was hoping for when I drop my money at an establishment.

I'll say this, PARIS and NOVIA both *LOVE* what they do and they both ENJOY the heck out of it. Go see them LOL. Then you'll know the difference.

I saw Paula awhile ago and she was very mechanical and nothing to write about. She's cute but I dislike bolt-ons.

[TomatoArmada]

I dropped by today after seeing that Novia was up on today's IG roster, but unfortunately she would have been a 30 min wait and I didn't have the flexibility to hang around.

Decided to TOFTT and try out Nicole since I've been really curious about her for a while.

Nicole really is a cutie, definitely GND with a cute tight body and sweet small tits that are au naturel. She's an 8/10 on looks but her service was 1/10 (perhaps I'm spoiled by Novia and Scarlett who've really set the bar high). Unfortunately, I would not repeat and do not recommend. She really doesn't enjoy this work and it shows.

She starts with the general questions: "been here before? "who do I usually see? Etc. While undressing.

Does a 5/10 massage, but her hands are not as strong or good on technique as Scarlett.

Attitude so far is 4/10. She's naked but there's no teasing, no banter.

She gets on top of my back and sits (bare kitty) and does some nuru slides with her kitty and cute tits. Things seem to be getting better, but still no character or fun attitude. Just mechanical going through the motions. Scarlett would be nibbling or "ooh, ahh" moaning at this point or Novia would be shaking her cute little booty for me to enjoy.

On the flip. Nicole oils me up and does some more regular massaging.

She straddles me RCG. I ask politely if I can touch.

(FYI I make sure to be especially considerate on first visits with a new provider. I want to make sure the girl feels comfortable so I let them do the leading and setting of the tempo. I ask before I touch and start with a hand on their hips instead of going straight for tits or kitty).

She says: "uhh. Just a little". (But her tone was basically saying: "please don't").

Then she starts jack-hammering my dick like she can't get out of there soon enough. LOL. I paid for 45 min and we're at about the 20 min mark but I can tell she wants this to be over ASAP.

(For context I don't consider myself unattractive: I don't have a gut and healthily built, good stature, under 40, made sure I was well groomed and fresh). I think she just hates this job.

I start to caress her breasts to help her get-it-done. Nice and soft. Mmm, nice.

I release. I guess I get some juice on her leg because she immediately gets up and goes to the sink, grabs a towel, pumps soap and water on the towel and starts scrubbing her leg. I'm thinking, wow, really? It's not like I came inside you.

This line of work isn't for everyone, but she really doesn't want to be doing this. I can tell she really hates it. Sorry to see that she's in such a position to have to only do this for the cash and not enjoy it.

If you're looking for a good time, I can't recommend Nicole.

Your review is spot on. I would say my experience with Nicole was similar, except I paid for the hour and received 40 minutes of service.

I also politely asked each time I wanted to touch something, but there were always stipulations and limitations. Even for relatively tame requests. She's attractive, but she didn't look like she enjoyed her job that much. Also, she could have shaved her legs cleaner as they were distractingly prickly during the session. I left feeling a little bad she is in a position where she has to do something she doesn't want to do. Not the feeling I was hoping for when I drop my money at an establishment.

[SomeRandomGuy]

I agree with some others, how about some reviews on anyone not named Novia, Claire, Paris and Nicole. Plenty of other names there. I am surprised Jazzy isn't mentioned much, as she is a good one to visit as well.

Would be nice to get some reviews on some of the asian girls that are newer at both locations.

[SporadicLurker]

Went and saw Novia at Honey Spa today. Like others have said, she is very good looking and her attitude is amazing. Opted for the Nuru, which may have been a mistake. She covered me in coconut oil and proceeded to slip and slide all over my back. She even actually managed to work in a little bit a massage in with her elbows.

On the flip, she put even more oil on me and that may have been my down fall. While she gave it her all, starting with simulated reverse cowgirl, sliding up my body to put her pussy close to my face allowing a little outside action on the pussy and ass and then she spun around and went for simulated cowgirl, with all the oil she poured on me, I was barely getting any friction.

I finally called it, but she was more than willing to keep going. While we got dressed, we bantered back and forth. A quick hug and I headed out the door. I will definitely go see her again.

[TimetoPlay]

May pass. With my miss last night, I may wait till others try.

Whichever you see, post your experience. They are both that I have been wanting to see. There is some small info on Sophia. I don't think I have come across any info on Alana or mia. Can someone TOFTT with Mia?

[Tipisil]

Going to go back and give them another shot. Recommendations betwen Sophia or Alana?

Whichever you see, post your experience. They are both that I have been wanting to see. There is some small info on Sophia. I don't think I have come across any info on Alana or mia. Can someone TOFTT with Mia?

[TimetoPlay]

Going to go back and give them another shot. Recommendations betwen Sophia or Alana?

[Funforcefive]

You know how much guys are paying for HJ. There are plenty of smoking Russians if you are willing to pay. On the now-closed city and vibe, you get a Russian with a smoking body for $300+ in SGV, and a smoking everything for $400 in Beverly Hills. If you have the numbers before, they should still work. The alternative is GFE monkey, which is an agency in disguise. Just don't believe that their real pictures are real. One or two Russian agencies come back more often to HX, mostly full-bodied visitors. And then there are always a few 19-year-old lookalikes, a cute blonde blue-eyed one asked for $300 half and $400 full. Many girls appear only half a day on HX every month and you will miss them if you blink.

Thanks for the info.

Yeah, unfortunately I never got hooked up with a Russian agency so I never got those numbers.

Sounds like I have to reactivate my hx account. LOL.