Escort Reports

[AlpineStars]

Okay, I finally saw her when she was with Strawberry in the Farmington area. I chose to spend time with Ianna only, which was reluctantly accepted by Strawberry, who said it wasn't fair that Ianna had to do all the work. So, while Strawberry watched the telly and checked her phone, Ianna and I had alone time. If you like porn star looking milfs with giant implants, then you will like Ianna. She looked just like her pictures, was fully made up, and was very accommodating and relaxed. In fact, she was so relaxed that if I didn't know any better, I would have guessed that she may have taken a few sleeping pills before the visit to seem more languid than she otherwise may have been. I am not complaining, because she was great. She kind of reminded me of Harley Raine with a prettier face (my opinion). She is the first girl with implants I have touched, and I must say I didn't mind them at all. Her French was slow, graceful, smooth, and satisfying. She was the opposite of Kendra in her pleasant lack of hand. She complied with the few rather tame requests I made, including my favorite ending, which she took like a champ. I tried to apologize to Strawberry, but I think she was a bit upset nonetheless. I am just partial to singles. Anyways, for a porn star experience with a hot MILF who looks like an actual pornstar, and for a great value, and great service at the nation's best price, I would have to say that Ianna is the closest human version of the extra most bestest pizza that you are going to find. A solid, definite A! And, she does Greek for a reasonable upgrade for all you fans of fanny fudge packing action.

I have been wanting to see here for a while now! How was the location and what were the damages?

[SpitzerWeiner2]

Okay, I finally saw her when she was with Strawberry in the Farmington area. I chose to spend time with Ianna only, which was reluctantly accepted by Strawberry, who said it wasn't fair that Ianna had to do all the work. So, while Strawberry watched the telly and checked her phone, Ianna and I had alone time. If you like porn star looking milfs with giant implants, then you will like Ianna. She looked just like her pictures, was fully made up, and was very accommodating and relaxed. In fact, she was so relaxed that if I didn't know any better, I would have guessed that she may have taken a few sleeping pills before the visit to seem more languid than she otherwise may have been. I am not complaining, because she was great. She kind of reminded me of Harley Raine with a prettier face (my opinion). She is the first girl with implants I have touched, and I must say I didn't mind them at all. Her French was slow, graceful, smooth, and satisfying. She was the opposite of Kendra in her pleasant lack of hand. She complied with the few rather tame requests I made, including my favorite ending, which she took like a champ. I tried to apologize to Strawberry, but I think she was a bit upset nonetheless. I am just partial to singles. Anyways, for a porn star experience with a hot MILF who looks like an actual pornstar, and for a great value, and great service at the nation's best price, I would have to say that Ianna is the closest human version of the extra most bestest pizza that you are going to find. A solid, definite A! And, she does Greek for a reasonable upgrade for all you fans of fanny fudge packing action.

[SpitzerWeiner2]

She is the blonde by the airport. Pros: She looks just like her pictures, was incredibly clean and hygienically sound during the visit. She had just gotten out of the shower and looked great. Really nice skin, great, curvy body. She told me she was a nympho, and told me about a fetish site that I'd never heard of before. She was pleasant and bubbly throughout the visit. Cons: She had another guy scheduled pretty closely after our visit. She bragged about her head game, which was frightening in the following respect: she was overzealous with her hand stroking action. It was like that skit from In Living Color when Jim Carrey impersonated Pee Wee Herman after his arrest for public onanism in a porn theater, and debuted his new improved Pee Wee Herman Doll with turbo fist. She just yanked at it overzealously, all the while believing that she was doing a great job. I had to ask her a few times to cut out the hand. I am partial to mouth only, or 95 percent, with minimal manual manipulation. Anyways, the other downside was that shortly after arrival, during our little introductory conversation, she nonchalantly picked her nose without any shame, which I found to be kind of disgusting. So, for appearance and hygiene, I give her an A. For her turbo fist head game, I give her a C minus, and for the overall experience, I give her a solid C. It could have been worse. Oh, another bright side. She was stone cold sober and lucid. No evidence of substance abuse, and she told me she had an actual job, so to be fair, I think I will give her a B minus.

[SpitzerWeiner2]

Have any of you ever noticed that some girls, with the passage of time, with no actual improvement in any respect to warrant it, suddenly start raising their donations (for their charities, of course) for the same service? I have noticed this with three girls now. They go from being reasonable and accommodating to ridiculously overpriced and unwavering, despite being the same slovenly, morbidly obese, porcine sweat-hogs they were before. There is no improvement in hygiene, or in effort, or in appearance, or in smell, or in any other respect. But one day, they just presumably get fed up with making more than family medicine doctors per hour, so they decide to suddenly start charging successful Hollywood lawyer rates. Is there really a market for them at that markup? At least one of the three unmentionables is venal enough to realize that something is better than nothing, and that there is something to be said for making more by volume and by word of mouth for good service. But there are others, with severe rectal hygiene flaws, who fancy themselves as irresistible nouveau Marilyn Monroes, who delude themselves with the flattering unction that no matter how much they ask, the man should consider himself lucky for being granted the impoverishing privilege of spending time with such sexually seductive sirens. Just kidding. No offense.

[Tj144]

Had some free time today and saw Sam today thanks to Cecil older MILF / gilf mom pouch curvy slim body nice for age looks about 55-60 she was cool though we did doggy missionary and she gives a good BBBJ I will repeat.

Do you have a link for her ad? Just broke up with the GF and really want to try out that BBBJ.

Thanks.

[CarlHenry]

Anyone seen this girl before?

https://escortbabylon.net/#detroit / info /3132846063/26858660.

[EricTheReddit]

Saw her again at her Westland apartment. Mature, thin, and great fun bags. Search the forum for other reviews but I had a good time. She is very nice and wants to please. Rates are great especially if you are nice. PM for digits (seniors).

Mailbox is full, bro.

[Riddick1983]

All I'll say about pricing. Ladies are their own boss. We get pay raises or bonuses from our employers, while guys do tip. Who gives the ladies a cost of living increase?

While 500-1000 an hour IS INSANE, there are plenty of ladies in lower tiers. I don't know. Fuck and have fun.

I've seen 4 ladies this week. Need a break. Avg between 120-200 A pop.

You're right on the money. I don't understand the bitching about prices. If a lady can get $400 and still make the same money, she'd be a fool to charge $200 and do twice the work. That isn't to say she's worth $400. That only means she can get as much as the market will bear. And right now because the pussy market is scarce (thanks to FOSTA / SESTA, the easy places to find pussy-for-hire are gone and some mongers don't know where else to look), the prices have gone up.

That said, I haven't noticed a huge price increase at strip clubs or AMPs. They were there before FOSTA / SESTA and they're still there.

[Castro1989]

Had some free time today and saw Sam today thanks to Cecil older MILF / gilf mom pouch curvy slim body nice for age looks about 55-60 she was cool though we did doggy missionary and she gives a good BBBJ I will repeat.

[StreetLegal]

Saw her again at her Westland apartment. Mature, thin, and great fun bags. Search the forum for other reviews but I had a good time. She is very nice and wants to please. Rates are great especially if you are nice. PM for digits (seniors).

[SocialAveng313]

http://detroit.skipthegames.com/fema...y/761996964969

Anyone have the pleasure of feeling her warm embrace?

[Soupy3838]

Ohhhh my bad, I think Synergy from GR was on with.

Synergy is around still but only sees a select few.

[Taz41]

All I'll say about pricing. Ladies are their own boss. We get pay raises or bonuses from our employers, while guys do tip. Who gives the ladies a cost of living increase?

While 500-1000 an hour IS INSANE, there are plenty of ladies in lower tiers. I don't know. Fuck and have fun.

I've seen 4 ladies this week. Need a break. Avg between 120-200 A pop.

That's a person thing IMHO. I do quality over quantity.

Problem with quality is usually they suck once they start charging more. Or, they get more from someone else, promise you less, and treat you less.

Wish I could be a quantity guy LOL. Instead, it's the neverending battle. Finding fun times, losing fun times, finding new fun times.

[Taz41]

You can thank The Pussy Cartel and guys telling them they should "charge way more" for that. Not only is there no new talent coming into the hobby, but there's also no new money coming in. The Michigan escort hobby will be dead in the next 5 to 10 years. And before anyone speaks up, I'm not talking about junkies posting on some wannabe BP site, they will be around for ever. I'm talking about a local professional escort, a woman that has her shit together.

LOL, what?

Your first sentence and your conclusion have nothing to do with one another.

Yes, you belonged to a lame local board that women gave you a deal bc they thought they were safe.

You can thank Seeking and the internet for exposing they were stupid, not safe, and that there were better deals out there for those that don't need sketchy local boards LOL!

Yes, you are talking about junkies because that's the type of woman that has been on that board for the last several years. They started out wanting to to be safe, the mods got compromised, the mods became women, the mods let women and guys harass women, and you became a junky for the danger that it became.

You know who the hottest women are there today and you know what they are. LOL they're professionals!

No, Seeking is the game changer. $400 hottie (not a hot mess) knows she can work two weeks as a server or a night, and no drama. Or, local board drama junky fighting with everyone else to pretend they charge $400 (when they take less).

Your "cartel" was charging you more because you were a drama junky LOL! I had regs all through that time that didn't increase shit.

Do you understand what "cartels" are? They are fake LOL! It's OPEC saying the price of oil is $100 and yet members sell it for $50. Your post about a fake price is just telling about you.

Stop it. You just have a woman you wanted to see that increased her rates on you, and you couldn't negotiate. Who cares? I have one that thinks she's worth $1k when we both know she charges $350. I had more fund with her at $250, and I would have done more. But, so goes life, you find value LOL.

Look around man! Best time ever to find someone who isn't into drama. Who cares if not a "pro". The pros today aren't acting like pros, they're worse than amateurs. They've been that way since your board mods let them get away with it.

And now. They don't have boards. Of, if they do, it's the same women that have been there for 10+ years. It's a new and better world. Get over your "cartel" myth LOL. You can't hold down their rates and they can't push them up.

[ProviderLover]

You can thank The Pussy Cartel and guys telling them they should "charge way more" for that. Not only is there no new talent coming into the hobby, but there's also no new money coming in. The Michigan escort hobby will be dead in the next 5 to 10 years. And before anyone speaks up, I'm not talking about junkies posting on some wannabe BP site, they will be around for ever. I'm talking about a local professional escort, a woman that has her shit together.

All I'll say about pricing. Ladies are their own boss. We get pay raises or bonuses from our employers, while guys do tip. Who gives the ladies a cost of living increase?

While 500-1000 an hour IS INSANE, there are plenty of ladies in lower tiers. I don't know. Fuck and have fun.

I've seen 4 ladies this week. Need a break. Avg between 120-200 A pop.