Massage Parlor Reports

[Area Gentleman]

I finally got over to U-Massage and was greeted by a cute, petite little thing who said she would take care of me. I asked for Lulu but she was busy so I went with the flow for 1 hr. Called herself Mickey Mouse. Sorry (for myself) to say that it was a mediocre experience at best. New girl, 1st week she said, and I could have sworn I heard her say in chatting that she did not do this work before in CA. No play in the TS just a brief half smile or two then in the room after face-down ritual she starts the gratuity discussion in whispered tones beginning at $$. I said no way how about $. 5 which elicited the pouty lip. OK, $. 6 then $. 7 where I drew the line. Now I'm .1 over GG and BO. Better be good, but wasn't to be. No kissing, no FIV (got pushed away) and she did not respond in any way to caressing, stroking, etc. Also, she put something on Mr. Happy that stung. My sudden reaction caused her to jump down and wipe it off in a flurry while apologizing. We completed the mission if you can call it that, but damn!

So did I just get a trainee? That's a depressing thought. Or was this the result of not going with her $tarting point? If so, it's way over market price and I'd rather go to GG or BO much to the disappointment, perhaps, of those who lobby for an embargo. With regard to service and pricing, this was a lot less for a lot more.

I actually left a little early even though she offered to massage me. She had already demonstrated that massage was also not in her skill set. On the way out, I did meet 2 other girls named Linda (also there short time) and Diamond (there longer) who I would choose if I return at some time. They were both friendly, huggy and kissy so I don't think the problem was with me.

I know. Mileage. Thanks for reading.

-AG.

[Snarlz]

Has anyone been to either Your Massage (AA Massage) or Blue Moon off Fairbanks? Any reports would be greatly appreciated as I am quite curious.

[Lover520]

Was dreaming of hitting a local (to me) spot but knew I wouldn't get anywhere near the fun time that could be had. SO why not drive 15-20 min further and check out this place. Parked in back, kinda strolled around to scope out the place and allow another patron to leave. Walked in, and paid for 45 min (which was the main reason I dremt of going here) I won't go to far into specifics, but same general experience as BO and GG. Sugar was her name. Fun time, and halfway decent massage. Lucky for me we were done and cleaning up when there was a license check. I walk out the front, nodded to the guy at the computer and saw two cruisers, luckily I did park in back or I would have been boxed in. Defiantly a stressfull situation.

Middle of the day on a weekday so not very busy.

Standard tip for the top tier (LOL).

Don't worry, just touch everything and say first time here only massage.

[NeoMonger]

Keep in mind that few cities offer the quality found in Orlando. Things like BBBJ, DFK, and sexy encounters with the other girls is an oddity in other US locations. I certainly can't find it consistently in Baltimore or Washington, DC. Prices in Greenbelt (an AMP loaded DC suburb) are almost as high as Orlando and the services are much less than Orlando.

Horsetrader makes a good point. I used to live in a less permissive (ie handshake AT BEST) area of Virginia. I started making monthly pilgrimages to Greenbelt (best area in DC metro for FS AMP IMHO) to scratch the itch. Pricing was generally. 6 house, $. 6 tip for FS (occasionally as low as $. 2 tip). Fully clothed girls in the TS (no in shower play), no BBBJ, no MSOG, no rimming, and absolutely no greek.

I get where others are coming from, I would rather get the whole BO / GG experience for under $$. At the same time I also know the value proposition compared to what is available elsewhere for about the same price. In Tampa the rates are the same as Orlando without all the 'added services' and self showering only. Just something to consider.

Also, for those citing the French revolution you should check your history. That didn't work out too well for the revolutionaries in the near term. Robespierre's reign of terror, 20+ years of warfare, economic hardship, and Napoleon's military dictatorship. In the long term. Still French so.

[Jokester1]

Here's "more info": Factually speaking, "70% of Americans Are Infected with HPV. ".

https://www.livescience.com/45737-hp...revalence.html

More granular statistics are described in the article, such as infection percentage of various strains, etc. , but, generally speaking, this would seem to indicated that, unless GG is the ONLY place one's genitals come in direct contact with human skin of another individual, the odds are actually higher that any infection could have come from someplace else, or at least just as easily as from a single session at GG. Not disputing the cautionary warning of the activity described above, but also consider spreading that warning to at least 70% of all physical contact everywhere. Knowledge is power, and a little knowledge can be a little dangerous.

HPV can be dormant in your system for many years. You can get the virus and show no symptoms for a long time--then something as simple as stress can trigger it. Condoms do not fully protect against HPV viruses--they only make it less likely that you will acquire the virus. The virus can hang out in your pubic hair or skin folds like your scrotum. If you've had sex at all often, condom or no condom, there's a good chance you are carrying the virus.

[Dr Peeper]

Was dreaming of hitting a local (to me) spot but knew I wouldn't get anywhere near the fun time that could be had. SO why not drive 15-20 min further and check out this place. Parked in back, kinda strolled around to scope out the place and allow another patron to leave. Walked in, and paid for 45 min (which was the main reason I dremt of going here) I won't go to far into specifics, but same general experience as BO and GG. Sugar was her name. Fun time, and halfway decent massage. Lucky for me we were done and cleaning up when there was a license check. I walk out the front, nodded to the guy at the computer and saw two cruisers, luckily I did park in back or I would have been boxed in. Defiantly a stressfull situation.

Middle of the day on a weekday so not very busy.

Standard tip for the top tier (LOL).

[MrBill469]

Despite having indulged in the pleasures of our hobby for many years both here and abroad I had never until recently had any significant negative experiences.

This all changed when earlier this year I noticed some small white spots on the head of my penis.

Long story short these were HPV warts and the results of BBBJ at GG. How do I know this for sure. Well despite using OB where the girls use covers this is the only service where I have indulged in uncovered sex.

The spots developed into small mushroom like growths which have resulted in laser surgery. I had a session a month ago and have another shortly. The surgery cost c $1000 per shot.

Now it may be that I was particularly open to these infections and others may be able to indulge with no consequences, but please be aware that this is entirely possible. S.

Ping me if you require more info.

Stay safe RJ.

Here's "more info": Factually speaking, "70% of Americans Are Infected with HPV. ".

https://www.livescience.com/45737-hp...revalence.html

More granular statistics are described in the article, such as infection percentage of various strains, etc. , but, generally speaking, this would seem to indicated that, unless GG is the ONLY place one's genitals come in direct contact with human skin of another individual, the odds are actually higher that any infection could have come from someplace else, or at least just as easily as from a single session at GG. Not disputing the cautionary warning of the activity described above, but also consider spreading that warning to at least 70% of all physical contact everywhere. Knowledge is power, and a little knowledge can be a little dangerous.

[Almostgone]

Visiting and had a dream about going to Milk because I go in late and they were open late. Lots of options were available and a partial massage but none I wanted. Looks 5, service 5, value 3. The search continues.

AG.

[Outdoorsman]

Despite having indulged in the pleasures of our hobby for many years both here and abroad I had never until recently had any significant negative experiences.

This all changed when earlier this year I noticed some small white spots on the head of my penis.

Long story short these were HPV warts and the results of BBBJ at GG. How do I know this for sure. Well despite using OB where the girls use covers this is the only service where I have indulged in uncovered sex.

The spots developed into small mushroom like growths which have resulted in laser surgery. I had a session a month ago and have another shortly. The surgery cost c $1000 per shot.

Now it may be that I was particularly open to these infections and others may be able to indulge with no consequences, but please be aware that this is entirely possible. S.

Ping me if you require more info.

Stay safe RJ.

Sorry you're dealing with that but thanks for pointing out to the rest of us a reminder of the risks.

[Outdoorsman]

They take the standard entrance fee. For the tip, it is the current market rate. The good thing about this place is it is in a nice strip mall with good parking. Plenty of legitimate businesses around it so casual observers do not automatically assume where you are going. The therapist's looks are at about 90% of what BO and GG offer, but the service is good.

A general suggestion for visiting all AMPs: do a quick recon before you go in. Drive around the block or take a U-turn down the road and check for any local constabulary presence or other signs of trouble (I. E. A group of Uncle Leos parked together at the local Target).

Be safe.

I've never paid more than 120 for FS there. That's what I'll pay or we can go with 40 for standard ending which has happened. I also think how the provider feels above it you makes a diff. I hear often from the girls American men are too fat you're not or you're funny. I know they are workers but do think many times some sort of connection makes a big difference.

[Outdoorsman]

They take the standard entrance fee. For the tip, it is the current market rate. The good thing about this place is it is in a nice strip mall with good parking. Plenty of legitimate businesses around it so casual observers do not automatically assume where you are going. The therapist's looks are at about 90% of what BO and GG offer, but the service is good.

A general suggestion for visiting all AMPs: do a quick recon before you go in. Drive around the block or take a U-turn down the road and check for any local constabulary presence or other signs of trouble (I. E. A group of Uncle Leos parked together at the local Target).

Be safe.

I've never paid more than 120 for FS there. That's what I'll pay or we can go with 40 for standard ending which has happened. I also think how the provider feels above it you makes a diff. I hear often from the girls American men are too fat you're not or you're funny. I know they are workers but do think many times some sort of connection makes a big difference.

[Outdoorsman]

Besides the high prices of the Big 4, there is one, very disturbing cautionary tale to discuss. There is a very high probabilty that the Big 4 (one or all) will be raided and shut down, and capture some of my brothers here while visiting for a little stress relief. I even read an article in Seattle, where Uncle LEO, after closing down a place, re-opened it with a new name for the sole purpose of catching customers in the act (and they arrested 155 customers).

Uncle LEO will not focus on 2nd tier locations, independents nor UTR providers. They want the biggest bang for the buck. They will go to a busy place, let's say a place that has a GEICO office next door (I envision the manager of that office is Alice Kravitz, of Bewitched: nosy neighbor), invite the news media, and with cameras rolling, break into the place and arrest everyone there. Now, this is not a conviction, but an arrest. Do you want your face on TV being arrested? I do not. And good luck telling those who saw you on TV that you are innocent.

The owners of the Big 4 do not care about us, they want to make their fast cash, and when the going gets tough, they will move on to another area. They are true carpet baggers.

Now, of course, some who post here, will still not believe this will happen. They will be like sheep not recognizing the wolf nearby. I am your sheep dog (more like an Anatolian Shepherd), here to protect my friends here. If given an option, don't take the red pill (stay in Wonderland), take the blue pill, and wake up to reality (The Matrix reference).

Be safe everyone.

Seattle Times (2016): https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle...ing-operation/.

Embargo won't work. In the battle versus pussy, pussy is undefeated. A VW and Mercedes are both German cars and both will get you from here to there. Drive what makes you happy and you can afford to. Guys just go we’re you want, spend what you care to or can afford to.

[Gentleman 100]

I have been to Blue Ocean 3 times and I will admit the lack of pretense with this place is a little worrisome. They hide nothing, you walk in there and the only explainable reason is to fuck a hot Asian girl.

There's no 10 minutes of massage then being asked to turn over and then the girl whispers in your ear " what do you want? None of that, you get your dick sucked on the table shower, then it immediately continues in the room. If OPD sends a cop in there, it's over in 5 minutes. Add to the fact that Geico most likely grows more and more weary of their neighbor every day you have to think they have called the authorities asking them to look into that business.

On the other hand, it's still there so what do I know?

I just wanted to make a quick point. I appreciate the fact that we have Tier 1 AMPs here. My largest concern is the blatant, obvious service you get as soon as you step in the door.

A better business model is a discreet system. You go into a place that has licensed therapists dressed professionally (scrubs?). They do the TS, then take you to the therapy room. You lie down on your stomach, and they give you the type of massage you want. During the massage, they accidently rub the boys to see if you want to play. You tell them what you want. Deal closed.

The way most Tier 1 AMPs operate, it is likely to get the unwanted attention of those who do not want their services in our city. Be safe.

[Herbie53]

Brothers, relax and take a deep breath.

These stings were in 2016 and 2017. Both were setup by the police after the existing AMPs shut down (the reason for the shutdown is immaterial), and then reopened them "under new management" or whatever horseshit slogan they used. It should have set off all kind of alarms in a brother's big head. Both police departments also used Backpage to attract customers. It's likely that those customers were many of the same ones that used the old AMPs, and were happy read they were open again, and assumed that they were the same, but "better," or New and Improved! You can't fix stupid.

Now, none of the arrests at these AMPs were because of a raid. Both were sting operations. That means that customers voluntarily and happily visited to be arrested, and the police kindly obliged. Customers undoubtedly said the wrong thing, answered one of the test questions incorrectly, and / or grabbed a handful of passion fruit, and got busted. Old habits die hard when one is in what they falsely believe to be familiar surroundings. They were not familiar, they were new. Complacency is to brothers like Kryptonite is to Superman. Both should always be avoided.

Lesson one? Never forget the rules regarding what you answer and what you ask. Be wary of new AMPs that open, especially when at or near, where an existing one was shut down or recently closed. A new AMP in a new area should also be approached cautiously. Those are exploratory, low level missions with a report of findings here on USASG.

If an AMP is getting to be too much of a problem child, LE knows that if enough outside pressure is applied, AMPs will pick up and move to where there is less pressure, no raids or arrests needed. It's cheaper, faster and more cost effective to do that than raid a place, where even if convicted, probation is more likely than jail time. If LE wants an AMP to move out of the area, they can do that by just keeping a marked unit presence nearby and visible, causing a drop in business. No business can exist for very long without a steady stream of customers. Raids are unlikely, but cutting the flow of customers at a nuisance business that is a shady operation, is doable, easy, fast, and relatively inexpensive. After a few weeks of a trickle or no customers, it's time to move on.

Lesson two? Both of those stings used Backpage to advertise. What's one of the most common complaints we read on here? Where are the service providers advertising now! Brothers, if we can't figure that out, don't expect LE to do that either. They always go for the lowest hanging fruit on the tree. By getting Craigslist and Backpage shut down, they also effectively reduced their ability to run their own sting operations. Again, you can't fix stupid.

If there is by some cruel act of the universe, a raid and you happen to be there, say nothing but that you visited to get a massage. Nothing else. You've committed no crime they can prove, and getting a massage is not a crime. While it's possible an undercover LEO visited at an earlier time and is there to arrest a provider, which would be the only reason for a raid as they can't prove customers were committing crimes, they have no charges on you if you don't confess. You have the right to remain silent. Use it. If there is a raid, you will have to give your name, etc, because you are a "witness" or non-involved party, but you're not going to be arrested unless you proclaim "I paid for sex!" Regardless, the chance of a raid is probably less than getting hit by lightning in Florida. It's more likely LE will just keep a marked unit parked across the street, on the median, or on the sidewalk (because they can do that), to drive customers away if they want shut down the AMP.

All these AMPs have good security cameras with good coverage outside. They will see "it" coming if it happens. If it does, the providers will be in their scrubs uniform in under 30 seconds, remove any wrapper, tell you to get on your tummy, drape a towel across your ass, tell you to shut up, then be working the large muscle groups when the door flies open. The dream doesn't have to be a nightmare if one stays cool. Those news stories are what LE mainly uses to keep brothers wary, as they have neither the time, money, or resources to do stings on a regular basis, especially the the penalties are so light, and Craigslist and Backpage are gone.

"That's the rest of the story" as Paul Harvey would say.

[BuckNastee]

Despite having indulged in the pleasures of our hobby for many years both here and abroad I had never until recently had any significant negative experiences.

This all changed when earlier this year I noticed some small white spots on the head of my penis.

Long story short these were HPV warts and the results of BBBJ at GG. How do I know this for sure. Well despite using OB where the girls use covers this is the only service where I have indulged in uncovered sex.

The spots developed into small mushroom like growths which have resulted in laser surgery. I had a session a month ago and have another shortly. The surgery cost c $1000 per shot.

Now it may be that I was particularly open to these infections and others may be able to indulge with no consequences, but please be aware that this is entirely possible. S.

Ping me if you require more info.

Stay safe RJ.

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