Massage Parlor Reports

[HotLuck54]

I found the Cleaning Lady cost comment to be funny. As if After Hours Office Cleaning services are coming in. The ladies typically clean when it's not busy, which makes you wonder about the places that are super busy. Walked into one place a few months ago and two ladies were mopping floors and cleaning windows. They both worked there as massage therapists. Either that or I'm hiring that cleaning company.

I agree about the other overhead though. Also all of those legit massage licenses too.

-USTraveller.

BO has a full time Older asian lady on cleanup. The girls take care of the room. CL takes care of laundry, supplies. I got stuck in the back room with her one busy night. No, not that way. I wouldn't with your Dick. CL also keeps tabs on the 6 camera Security monitor located above the storage rack. 2 front South, 2 East side, 2 rear North. Didn't see a Red Panic Button. Wouldn't surprise me it's there. Maybe an Ol' WWII submarine Klaxon, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2VhB7vaZI0 Dive Dive!

HL54.

[Lover520]

WB stands for Well Body Spa.

WB=Well Bady Spa=Kissimmee massage spa.

[MadisonGuy69]

I have been to Blue Ocean 3 times and I will admit the lack of pretense with this place is a little worrisome. They hide nothing, you walk in there and the only explainable reason is to fuck a hot Asian girl.

There's no 10 minutes of massage then being asked to turn over and then the girl whispers in your ear " what do you want? None of that, you get your dick sucked on the table shower, then it immediately continues in the room. If OPD sends a cop in there, it's over in 5 minutes. Add to the fact that Geico most likely grows more and more weary of their neighbor every day you have to think they have called the authorities asking them to look into that business.

On the other hand, it's still there so what do I know?

I feel the same way, I'd go to the place once a week if I didn't worry about the bust. I'm not worried about what happened in Houston, I think we would see it on the radar here and somebody would say something. I'm worried about being there during a raid. Wouldn't be the end of the world, but I wouldn't want to deal with it. I've found some other avenues I'm pursuing to try to get away from the AMPs. Might hit you a bit more, that place seems pretty discrete. BO is great but it's way way too obvious. CB was more discrete, but their location was the problem IMO, that tiny driveway with so many coming and going was just asking for attention. I got stuck one person leaving one coming in on 2 occasions and I only went there maybe a dozen times. Sucks because it does seem BO does have the youngest girls. Maybe some late 20's, but mostly early 30's which is better than late and early 40's at the other places.

[USTraveller]

Went in on a Friday afternoon and got the half hour (too many reports of short changing on the hour at both Blue Ocean (BO) and GG). Also, since they get right to business, I'm not going to pound her for 45 minutes anyway. And I'm past the point of MSOG. It was a very open table shower with the shower nozzle water BJ, then off to the room for a longer than usual massage then teasing and a flip to the oral then cowgirl. I must have been awesome because she was cumming as soon as I stuck it in! Either that or some really fake acting. Was an OK experience, but nothing spectacular. GG is good when you want the full monte and don't feel like haggling. As always, YMMV.

-USTraveller.

[USTraveller]

I agree with your Overpriced for the service delivered but. In your analysis you left out building cost (rent, security cams, towels, gels / soaps and shite), MM & cleaning lady cost, procurement cost...

I found the Cleaning Lady cost comment to be funny. As if After Hours Office Cleaning services are coming in. The ladies typically clean when it's not busy, which makes you wonder about the places that are super busy. Walked into one place a few months ago and two ladies were mopping floors and cleaning windows. They both worked there as massage therapists. Either that or I'm hiring that cleaning company.

I agree about the other overhead though. Also all of those legit massage licenses too.

-USTraveller.

[Area Gentleman]

They take the standard entrance fee. For the tip, it is the current market rate. The good thing about this place is it is in a nice strip mall with good parking. Plenty of legitimate businesses around it so casual observers do not automatically assume where you are going. The therapist's looks are at about 90% of what BO and GG offer, but the service is good.

A general suggestion for visiting all AMPs: do a quick recon before you go in. Drive around the block or take a U-turn down the road and check for any local constabulary presence or other signs of trouble (I. E. A group of Uncle Leos parked together at the local Target).

Be safe.

Thanks for your quick reply and others' as well. I'll report back and next time hope to visit YaYa. That sounds like a good practice to do recon and observe the surroundings. I do try to arrive early and see what's where and I always park and walk. I don't mind quarter or half mile at all if need be. But I've been pretty slack about having an eyes-open mind set when in the neighborhood. Good advice.

[TeenLover]

Searching the web, I found a more recent article about a 7 Stars spa in Houston (October 2017). After raiding it, HPD set up a fake AMP and arrested 139 customers (including an off-duty HPD officer).

I am telling you, be careful about going to the Big 4. They are danger close (field artillery reference).

I am done with my preaching on this.

Be safe out there.

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/new...l-12310203.php

I have been to Blue Ocean 3 times and I will admit the lack of pretense with this place is a little worrisome. They hide nothing, you walk in there and the only explainable reason is to fuck a hot Asian girl.

There's no 10 minutes of massage then being asked to turn over and then the girl whispers in your ear " what do you want? None of that, you get your dick sucked on the table shower, then it immediately continues in the room. If OPD sends a cop in there, it's over in 5 minutes. Add to the fact that Geico most likely grows more and more weary of their neighbor every day you have to think they have called the authorities asking them to look into that business.

On the other hand, it's still there so what do I know?

[Gentleman 100]

I've been reading up here about You (U-Massage) because I have one more opportunity soon for some therapeutic pleasure. Lulu sounds like a great provider. Any suggestions you have for my first visit there would be welcomed. I was a little confused reading some posts about what an appropriate gratuity would be and how to arrive at that. Any other thoughts would be appreciated as well.

Thanks.

-AG.

They take the standard entrance fee. For the tip, it is the current market rate. The good thing about this place is it is in a nice strip mall with good parking. Plenty of legitimate businesses around it so casual observers do not automatically assume where you are going. The therapist's looks are at about 90% of what BO and GG offer, but the service is good.

A general suggestion for visiting all AMPs: do a quick recon before you go in. Drive around the block or take a U-turn down the road and check for any local constabulary presence or other signs of trouble (I. E. A group of Uncle Leos parked together at the local Target).

Be safe.

[HotLuck54]

I've been reading up here about You (U-Massage) because I have one more opportunity soon for some therapeutic pleasure. Lulu sounds like a great provider. Any suggestions you have for my first visit there would be welcomed. I was a little confused reading some posts about what an appropriate gratuity would be and how to arrive at that. Any other thoughts would be appreciated as well.

Thanks.

-AG.

By posts, You seems to be a YMMV based on your negotiating skills.

[HotLuck54]

Great "Risk List" HL. I especially enjoyed car wreck in a sketchy area. A very legitimate risk! Very entertaining post.

Thanks. I didn't mean it as a slam or Dis. Just not logical to think that on any given day one of the big 4 is more likely to get hit than any other. I agree with the Geico Insurance Witch bringing more attention to BO. However, over the years in many cities (search local newspapers), location (next to a school, I. E. CB) or the County Sheriff election cycle have more to do with Spa raids then any bitchy neighbor. Unless the bitchy neighbor is the sheriffs wife.

Of the 4 mentioned, I visited 3. WB, GG, BO. I can understand BO demanding Filet Mignon pricing. More young heifers to ride. GG has the fetish, PSE market. I don't get WB, though my sample data is just 1 visit. Maybe do to location South of O-Town? Time to Target does have value.

HL54.

[Area Gentleman]

I've been reading up here about You (U-Massage) because I have one more opportunity soon for some therapeutic pleasure. Lulu sounds like a great provider. Any suggestions you have for my first visit there would be welcomed. I was a little confused reading some posts about what an appropriate gratuity would be and how to arrive at that. Any other thoughts would be appreciated as well.

Thanks.

-AG.

[Barcawala]

Total for haws $. 80 , . 80 massage and $ tip.

[Barcawala]

Was in need of a massage and was close to Aloma, so decided to hit Yaya. Drew Candy.

Asked shower and said yes. She took my hand and while leading me to the shower placed it on har ass, no panties and giggled.

Washed all and played with the boys. Back to the room, I requested a hard massage as I was tired. She complied for about 20 minutes then climbed on top and started rubbing her nipples on my back. She said just lay there and enjoy, so I did. She then asked me to flip and stated I want you to fuckme. I said ok. She then asked for $. 60, I laughed. I told her all I have is $.

She said no, CBJ is $. 2. I said ok massage only. She said ok and started massaging my legs and feet but worked her way back up to the boys. I then said ok, time to go and got off the bed. Took up my underwear. She then grabbed me and said this time only okay, next time bring more. I gave her the $ and she left to get a cover. I requested cowgirl which she complied with. She was tight. Then I flipped her to doggie and worked that pussy. She got red in the face. Finished, she cleaned me up and said come back soon and bring more money. Total $. 60 for h.

[RossJames]

Despite having indulged in the pleasures of our hobby for many years both here and abroad I had never until recently had any significant negative experiences.

This all changed when earlier this year I noticed some small white spots on the head of my penis.

Long story short these were HPV warts and the results of BBBJ at GG. How do I know this for sure. Well despite using OB where the girls use covers this is the only service where I have indulged in uncovered sex.

The spots developed into small mushroom like growths which have resulted in laser surgery. I had a session a month ago and have another shortly. The surgery cost c $1000 per shot.

Now it may be that I was particularly open to these infections and others may be able to indulge with no consequences, but please be aware that this is entirely possible. S.

Ping me if you require more info.

Stay safe RJ.

[Gentleman 100]

What does WB stand for? Would like to see Yuki.

Stands for Well Body Spa. Simple Google search will give you what you want. You will enjoy it, I am sure. Yuki has been well-reviewed here. BTW: "Yuki" is Japanese for "snow". This place is part of the embargo (trying to reduce prices). I would suggest a Tier 2 place instead. However, to each his own.

Be safe.