Massage Parlor Reports

[Gentleman 100]

I've been reading up here about You (U-Massage) because I have one more opportunity soon for some therapeutic pleasure. Lulu sounds like a great provider. Any suggestions you have for my first visit there would be welcomed. I was a little confused reading some posts about what an appropriate gratuity would be and how to arrive at that. Any other thoughts would be appreciated as well.

Thanks.

-AG.

They take the standard entrance fee. For the tip, it is the current market rate. The good thing about this place is it is in a nice strip mall with good parking. Plenty of legitimate businesses around it so casual observers do not automatically assume where you are going. The therapist's looks are at about 90% of what BO and GG offer, but the service is good.

A general suggestion for visiting all AMPs: do a quick recon before you go in. Drive around the block or take a U-turn down the road and check for any local constabulary presence or other signs of trouble (I. E. A group of Uncle Leos parked together at the local Target).

Be safe.

[HotLuck54]

I've been reading up here about You (U-Massage) because I have one more opportunity soon for some therapeutic pleasure. Lulu sounds like a great provider. Any suggestions you have for my first visit there would be welcomed. I was a little confused reading some posts about what an appropriate gratuity would be and how to arrive at that. Any other thoughts would be appreciated as well.

Thanks.

-AG.

By posts, You seems to be a YMMV based on your negotiating skills.

[HotLuck54]

Great "Risk List" HL. I especially enjoyed car wreck in a sketchy area. A very legitimate risk! Very entertaining post.

Thanks. I didn't mean it as a slam or Dis. Just not logical to think that on any given day one of the big 4 is more likely to get hit than any other. I agree with the Geico Insurance Witch bringing more attention to BO. However, over the years in many cities (search local newspapers), location (next to a school, I. E. CB) or the County Sheriff election cycle have more to do with Spa raids then any bitchy neighbor. Unless the bitchy neighbor is the sheriffs wife.

Of the 4 mentioned, I visited 3. WB, GG, BO. I can understand BO demanding Filet Mignon pricing. More young heifers to ride. GG has the fetish, PSE market. I don't get WB, though my sample data is just 1 visit. Maybe do to location South of O-Town? Time to Target does have value.

HL54.

[Area Gentleman]

I've been reading up here about You (U-Massage) because I have one more opportunity soon for some therapeutic pleasure. Lulu sounds like a great provider. Any suggestions you have for my first visit there would be welcomed. I was a little confused reading some posts about what an appropriate gratuity would be and how to arrive at that. Any other thoughts would be appreciated as well.

Thanks.

-AG.

[Barcawala]

Total for haws $. 80 , . 80 massage and $ tip.

[Barcawala]

Was in need of a massage and was close to Aloma, so decided to hit Yaya. Drew Candy.

Asked shower and said yes. She took my hand and while leading me to the shower placed it on har ass, no panties and giggled.

Washed all and played with the boys. Back to the room, I requested a hard massage as I was tired. She complied for about 20 minutes then climbed on top and started rubbing her nipples on my back. She said just lay there and enjoy, so I did. She then asked me to flip and stated I want you to fuckme. I said ok. She then asked for $. 60, I laughed. I told her all I have is $.

She said no, CBJ is $. 2. I said ok massage only. She said ok and started massaging my legs and feet but worked her way back up to the boys. I then said ok, time to go and got off the bed. Took up my underwear. She then grabbed me and said this time only okay, next time bring more. I gave her the $ and she left to get a cover. I requested cowgirl which she complied with. She was tight. Then I flipped her to doggie and worked that pussy. She got red in the face. Finished, she cleaned me up and said come back soon and bring more money. Total $. 60 for h.

[RossJames]

Despite having indulged in the pleasures of our hobby for many years both here and abroad I had never until recently had any significant negative experiences.

This all changed when earlier this year I noticed some small white spots on the head of my penis.

Long story short these were HPV warts and the results of BBBJ at GG. How do I know this for sure. Well despite using OB where the girls use covers this is the only service where I have indulged in uncovered sex.

The spots developed into small mushroom like growths which have resulted in laser surgery. I had a session a month ago and have another shortly. The surgery cost c $1000 per shot.

Now it may be that I was particularly open to these infections and others may be able to indulge with no consequences, but please be aware that this is entirely possible. S.

Ping me if you require more info.

Stay safe RJ.

[Gentleman 100]

What does WB stand for? Would like to see Yuki.

Stands for Well Body Spa. Simple Google search will give you what you want. You will enjoy it, I am sure. Yuki has been well-reviewed here. BTW: "Yuki" is Japanese for "snow". This place is part of the embargo (trying to reduce prices). I would suggest a Tier 2 place instead. However, to each his own.

Be safe.

[ShawnSpencer]

What does WB stand for? Would like to see Yuki.

WB stands for Well Body Spa.

[Gentleman 100]

Dude. There's a risk anywhere you stick your dick. Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, heroin / candy used by any or all of the above, Guns, Knifes, mad dog in the house, car wreck in an area you find hard to explain to anyone, Syph, Clap, herpes, hiv and Yes, The Man Kickin' the Door Down with TV Cams in your Face. Film at Eleven.

Be as Safe as your Little Head lets you be. But an AMP Raid isn't high on my list of worries. Is there risk involved with AMPs, yes. All of them. Not just the Big 4. Eliminate all risk and stay home Jacking to on-line Porn with Rosie Palm and her 5 sisters.

Lame excuse to "visit" only the second tier AMPs. Stick with driving down pricing with a boycott. Much more believable. Hopefully, Luck (y) will be with me tomorrow 5 pm at You. LEO is welcome to Cum film my handy. Duh, not going to happen. LEO gots to keep the Parks safe for the Kiddies. Bigger fish to fry then an AMP Bust.

Woof Woof.

HL54.

Or, as former Iraqi Deputy Prime Minister of Iraq, Tariq Aziz, said to journalists: "There are no American tanks in Baghdad". Or, as Golda Meir, former Prime Minister of Israel, refused to believe that Egypt and Syria were strong enough to attack on October 6, 1973.

History is full of examples of willful ignorance. Have a pleasant day.

[Dieter Braun]

Great "Risk List" HL. I especially enjoyed car wreck in a sketchy area. A very legitimate risk! Very entertaining post.

Dude. There's a risk anywhere you stick your dick. Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, heroin / candy used by any or all of the above, Guns, Knifes, mad dog in the house, car wreck in an area you find hard to explain to anyone, Syph, Clap, herpes, hiv and Yes, The Man Kickin' the Door Down with TV Cams in your Face. Film at Eleven.

Be as Safe as your Little Head lets you be. But an AMP Raid isn't high on my list of worries. Is there risk involved with AMPs, yes. All of them. Not just the Big 4. Eliminate all risk and stay home Jacking to on-line Porn with Rosie Palm and her 5 sisters.

Lame excuse to "visit" only the second tier AMPs. Stick with driving down pricing with a boycott. Much more believable. Hopefully, Luck (y) will be with me tomorrow 5 pm at You. LEO is welcome to Cum film my handy. Duh, not going to happen. LEO gots to keep the Parks safe for the Kiddies. Bigger fish to fry then an AMP Bust.

Woof Woof.

HL54.

[Gentleman 100]

Searching the web, I found a more recent article about a 7 Stars spa in Houston (October 2017). After raiding it, HPD set up a fake AMP and arrested 139 customers (including an off-duty HPD officer).

I am telling you, be careful about going to the Big 4. They are danger close (field artillery reference).

I am done with my preaching on this.

Be safe out there.

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/new...l-12310203.php

[Flyforfun]

What does WB stand for? Would like to see Yuki.

[Bjceb]

Besides the high prices of the Big 4, there is one, very disturbing cautionary tale to discuss. There is a very high probabilty that the Big 4 (one or all) will be raided and shut down, and capture some of my brothers here while visiting for a little stress relief. I even read an article in Seattle, where Uncle LEO, after closing down a place, re-opened it with a new name for the sole purpose of catching customers in the act (and they arrested 155 customers).

Uncle LEO will not focus on 2nd tier locations, independents nor UTR providers. They want the biggest bang for the buck. They will go to a busy place, let's say a place that has a GEICO office next door (I envision the manager of that office is Alice Kravitz, of Bewitched: nosy neighbor), invite the news media, and with cameras rolling, break into the place and arrest everyone there. Now, this is not a conviction, but an arrest. Do you want your face on TV being arrested? I do not. And good luck telling those who saw you on TV that you are innocent.

The owners of the Big 4 do not care about us, they want to make their fast cash, and when the going gets tough, they will move on to another area. They are true carpet baggers.

Now, of course, some who post here, will still not believe this will happen. They will be like sheep not recognizing the wolf nearby. I am your sheep dog (more like an Anatolian Shepherd), here to protect my friends here. If given an option, don't take the red pill (stay in Wonderland), take the blue pill, and wake up to reality (The Matrix reference).

Be safe everyone.

Seattle Times (2016): https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle...ing-operation/.

Especially around the holidays and bowl season. Very high chance of high profile busts to show that they are cleaning up the town.

[HotLuck54]

Besides the high prices of the Big 4, there is one, very disturbing cautionary tale to discuss. There is a very high probabilty that the Big 4 (one or all) will be raided and shut down, and capture some of my brothers here while visiting for a little stress relief. I even read an article in Seattle, where Uncle LEO, after closing down a place, re-opened it with a new name for the sole purpose of catching customers in the act (and they arrested 155 customers).

Uncle LEO will not focus on 2nd tier locations, independents nor UTR providers. They want the biggest bang for the buck. They will go to a busy place, let's say a place that has a GEICO office next door (I envision the manager of that office is Alice Kravitz, of Bewitched: nosy neighbor), invite the news media, and with cameras rolling, break into the place and arrest everyone there. Now, this is not a conviction, but an arrest. Do you want your face on TV being arrested? I do not. And good luck telling those who saw you on TV that you are innocent.

The owners of the Big 4 do not care about us, they want to make their fast cash, and when the going gets tough, they will move on to another area. They are true carpet baggers.

Now, of course, some who post here, will still not believe this will happen. They will be like sheep not recognizing the wolf nearby. I am your sheep dog (more like an Anatolian Shepherd), here to protect my friends here. If given an option, don't take the red pill (stay in Wonderland), take the blue pill, and wake up to reality (The Matrix reference).

Be safe everyone.

Seattle Times (2016): https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle...ing-operation/.

Dude. There's a risk anywhere you stick your dick. Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, heroin / candy used by any or all of the above, Guns, Knifes, mad dog in the house, car wreck in an area you find hard to explain to anyone, Syph, Clap, herpes, hiv and Yes, The Man Kickin' the Door Down with TV Cams in your Face. Film at Eleven.

Be as Safe as your Little Head lets you be. But an AMP Raid isn't high on my list of worries. Is there risk involved with AMPs, yes. All of them. Not just the Big 4. Eliminate all risk and stay home Jacking to on-line Porn with Rosie Palm and her 5 sisters.

Lame excuse to "visit" only the second tier AMPs. Stick with driving down pricing with a boycott. Much more believable. Hopefully, Luck (y) will be with me tomorrow 5 pm at You. LEO is welcome to Cum film my handy. Duh, not going to happen. LEO gots to keep the Parks safe for the Kiddies. Bigger fish to fry then an AMP Bust.

Woof Woof.

HL54.