Strip Club Reports

[Jules Jordan]

This was my first visit to Subi's in a decade. Since I haven't read any detailed reports for this club on this forum, I'm going to share more observations than my typical posts.

Construction on both sides of Northline road at the I75 ramps added to my commute time. They had nine dancers (four 7's and the rest were 6's or below with a 33/66 ebony to ivory mix) and a dozen customers when I arrived after work. Two peelers were on stage at a time. Talent wise it was just okay. The majority of the dancers looked to be under thirty years old. Only one dancer was overweight.

In regards to the club layout, the bar is on the left hand side as you walk in. On the right hand side are booths, which I believe are free during dayshift. The stage is in the center surrounded by tables and chairs. They have two VIP areas, one in the front and another in the back near the DJ booth. Size wise, the club is a tad larger than the Criket. It isn't as opulent inside as BT's Dearborn or the Criket, but it isn't ran down like any of the Hamilton bars either.

After getting settled in, Marie (late 20's, Sicilian, black hair, B-cup tits, thin build, a few tats, 7 appearance rating) approached me. She explained to me that the front VIP booths are for regular dances and the two booths in the back of the club are for other fun stuff. I noticed most customers were taking dancers to the back booths. The best-looking dancer there, a cute young white blonde, was the only dancer that went to the front booths. While Marie was on stage, I spoke with Harley who both dances and waitresses here. Harley is a decent looking late thirties white blonde with enhanced tits. It sounded like she has an open menu. Maybe next time I'll take her for a test spin.

I negotiated before going to the VIP and enjoyed a passionate half & half session with Marie. Damage was 120. She is recommended.

The private VIP booth was comfortable and a tad larger than the ones at the Criket. It had a curtain that extends to the floor and a padded sofa type seat without arms. Our booth was next to the bar, so I could hear people talking and I'm certain that they overheard us once things got underway.

Subi's had a neighborhood bar type vibe. The entire staff was friendly. Most of the customers were fifty plus years old and appeared to be regulars. I don't believe that they serve food. Also, I didn't notice anyone smoking on the club floor. Music wasn't played overloud. No bathroom attendant was present.

My other costs were: $6. 50 + tip for a domestic beer and $6 + tip for valet. No cover charge until 7 PM, no VIP tax, and they had a few parking spots on the street next to the club to avoid the valet. They fine a dancer $20 if she misses her stage set while being in the VIP. Many times dancers attempt to pass this fine onto customers.

Overall, today was a worthwhile visit and I'll return to this club again soon.

[TimeZone]

Anybody see them working day shift. Heading out this afternoon. Thanks.

[DirtyDano]

Hit it Monday at lunch time. Only 6 girls dancing pretty slim pickings. Settled for CBJ my choice damage was 80 +10 for VIP. 11 for 2 beers in bucket during day also. I think I can learn to like this place.

[Firemanoh]

Been to the Silver Criket a few times lately. First time I went was a Monday afternoon. A chubby dancer with GPS said she could do FS for $300. I literally laughed out loud. Then I saw a chick. A little chubbier than I usually go for. But, had on a croptop tshirt they said "Deep Throat Princess". Braless, with the bottoms of her titties hanging out. Her name is Riley, and I was enamored with her. Couldn't get a dance because she kept hanging out at a table with other dudes. Heard she has a bunch of porn vids out there and will need to find them!

Last trip there had one of the hottest gals I've seen. Jemma has a great little body on her. Cute bitty titties and a gorgeous face! I head to the back with her and she says "I won't fuck or suck you" . Damnit. Oh well, still a great dance.

[Fast69]

There has to be a thread assessing the value, something like Edmunds or KBB for used cars. Haha.

Start with the standard $.

Add and deduct for options.

CBJ.

BBBJ.

Greek.

Looks.

Body.

In or out call break this down into categories dump, cheap, average, above average, nice etc.

Overall service.

As the ratings go up or down her average price changes.

Just my thoughts.

But you'll always have the guys with more money than brains spending that 300-500 for an hour.

[Acoustic53]

There has to be a thread assessing the value, something like Edmunds or KBB for used cars. Haha.

Low-mileage models usually command higher prices due to higher demand.

[Gilfoyle2]

There has to be a thread assessing the value, something like Edmunds or KBB for used cars. Haha.

That you have a lot of friends who you would like to show her off to if she's willing to drop her price a bit then post her photos here.

[JVisaGod]

I ended up blowing her off. She's been texting me tonight asking if she could borrow money. Eyeroll.

That you have a lot of friends who you would like to show her off to if she's willing to drop her price a bit then post her photos here.

[Safecracker]

Tell her you will have to pass, it will be a matter of time before she's willing to take a 100. Stick to your guns, you're not hurting for pussy but she is hurting for money.

I ended up blowing her off. She's been texting me tonight asking if she could borrow money. Eyeroll.

[Checkers123]

I normally don't do strip clubs, but I just had an interesting offer.

A waitress I know just texted me that she's now dancing at Bogarts and texted me asking if I'd pay to have sex with her, and how much I'd be willing to pay.

I'm more a SW guy, so I have no idea how much to offer. Any thoughts on the situation? Thanks in advance!

EDIT: She's not giving me any prices, only that 150 is not enough because she's more expensive than that. I'm not sure I'd pay more than that.

EDIT 2: She's quoting $300 firm and to hang out at her place. She's not worth three bills.

Tell her you will have to pass, it will be a matter of time before she's willing to take a 100. Stick to your guns, you're not hurting for pussy but she is hurting for money.

[Safecracker]

Stick with SW's for a 3rd the price.

I actually wanted to tap it when she was regular waitress. But that price seems really high. I feel like I could get prettier for that.

[Rolling Stoner]

I normally don't do strip clubs, but I just had an interesting offer.

A waitress I know just texted me that she's now dancing at Bogarts and texted me asking if I'd pay to have sex with her, and how much I'd be willing to pay.

I'm more a SW guy, so I have no idea how much to offer. Any thoughts on the situation? Thanks in advance!

EDIT: She's not giving me any prices, only that 150 is not enough because she's more expensive than that. I'm not sure I'd pay more than that.

EDIT 2: She's quoting $300 firm and to hang out at her place. She's not worth three bills.

Stick with SW's for a 3rd the price.

[Safecracker]

I normally don't do strip clubs, but I just had an interesting offer.

A waitress I know just texted me that she's now dancing at Bogarts and texted me asking if I'd pay to have sex with her, and how much I'd be willing to pay.

I'm more a SW guy, so I have no idea how much to offer. Any thoughts on the situation? Thanks in advance!

EDIT: She's not giving me any prices, only that 150 is not enough because she's more expensive than that. I'm not sure I'd pay more than that.

EDIT 2: She's quoting $300 firm and to hang out at her place. She's not worth three bills.

[Oosimonoo]

Just returned from a business trip to your fine city. You should be thankful for what you have as it is better than most. I got tons of offers in the clubs.

The club I most enjoyed was Landing Strip, though GPS ran rampant and made for tough negotiation. Took a very cute petite blonde and a mixed stunner with MM D cups downstairs in separate trips where everything was available.

I also enjoyed Silver Criket where a busty black Dream with a great smile did me right with the juiciest wet CBJ.

Stopped by H8 where I got the best value of the Journey with beautiful MMs and pretty face. The rest of the ladies weren't up to her looks standard.

Found Flight Club packed full of beauties but couldn't seem to get a decent price, so was limited in playtime.

Thanks for the advice here. Keep rocking on!

[LuvtheLife]

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