Massage Parlor Reports

[Horde Prime]

They do look very hot. Would be nice if someone TOFTT and confirmed if real photos or the old bait and switch. Love the cute spinner young Asian girls but can't count on any of the posted photos in the ads.

I went to Dagget. There's no women there like the ones in the ad. Maybe their mom's. There is an early morning special of 40 house fee for the hour if you like mature ladies.

I also scoped out Rpsecrans 305. No hotties there either. One crazy looking chick with a banging' body and a frumpy aunty looking type.

I ended up at V Spa and had Zsa Zsa. Big ole natural tittys. CBJ. Not bad but not long enough. (Which AMP workers offer BBBJ? Please PM.) She seems like a germaphobe but it didn't detract from my pleasure (just had me use hand sanitizer and wiped my tool with alcohol / water before putting condom on). She rode my pole and then I rode her until we both came into shore. Will repeat. Unless I can find some hotter younger provider at an AMP.

[BlueFife1]

A Spa in East County, Aria, I believe was her name. Cute 40-something slender body, 34 C's ....... My apologies it's actually "U" Spa in Lemon Grove.

MyDream, is there any chance you were mistaken on the name and / or spa on this last review? I talked to mammasan / manager at you Spa for a rather lengthy text discussion. Learned all sorts of interesting things about her and her job. But she hasn't had anyone by the name of Aria in a few years now. I got a good laugh out of it all b / c she's really tired of all the calls she has been getting recently for this Aria nipple lady.

So the good news is plenty of people are reading these reviews and following the intel laid out by others.

[SubicRun]

About seven years ago I had a southern (Malay Thai) girlfriend Who was trying to tell me to relax and when I didn't understand her she eventually lost her shit, totally started screaming at me To " Lee Lax" why you don't understand " Lee Lax" ??

You speak fucking English and you don't know what " Lee Lax" means??

The situation was far more humorous than relaxing.

Don't be fooled by the stereotype of gentle Thai ladies when Thai girls lose their tempers, they are not sweet and demure but can go totally bat shit crazy.

In the Philippines they can't do "P". So, when a girl says "Let's Farty" it will get your attention.

[BlueSkyBlue]

Very true, but if I could add, it also depends on the Asian. Thais can't pronounce are's for example and instead substitute and L sound, so "Rick, I want go your room for boom boom" comes out "Lick, I want go your loom for boom boom".

About seven years ago I had a southern (Malay Thai) girlfriend Who was trying to tell me to relax and when I didn't understand her she eventually lost her shit, totally started screaming at me To " Lee Lax" why you don't understand " Lee Lax" ??

You speak fucking English and you don't know what " Lee Lax" means??

The situation was far more humorous than relaxing.

Don't be fooled by the stereotype of gentle Thai ladies when Thai girls lose their tempers, they are not sweet and demure but can go totally bat shit crazy.

[Great Expecta]

I'm visiting the PT Loma area and stopped into Island Thai Massage near I-8. Paid. 5 for half hour and got busy. Masseuse was Middle aged Asian woman, kind of pudgy with huge boobs (for an Asian). I felt her up while she went through her routine and she told me to flip. She grabbed oil and asked if I wanted a HJ. I pointed at her pussy and motioned to fuck and she refused saying only HJ. I grabbed my go bag and pulled out a prostate toy, which she gladly took and jumped on the table to get started. She took her time and took direction well. She cleaned me up after the finish and when I left she asked if I wanted to give tip on the card or in cash. I gave her. 4 cash, as we never discussed a tip, but knew one was required.

I've RTFF and would like a good place for FS. It's hard to decipher names of places in the forum and I'd really appreciate a PM with a reliable place and girl to go to. I'll be in town until Friday afternoon.

[Royboy7788]

What's up fellow mongers. I'm going to be visiting for a few days the first week of September and I was looking to relax on this trip. I prefer spinner body types and bigger tits. You can pm me or post your recommendations. Thanks a lot and if your ever in Cleveland let me know so I can help you out.

[TomRiddle81]

Stopped there today, met at the door by Candy. Asked for a half hour and was walked into a room. After I got undressed, Candy came back in and began a medium strength massage, also walked on my back. Good amount of oil. She asked if I had been there before. I said yes. She asked if I wanted to flip over and I said yes. She immediately went for junior. She asked how much I paid the last time I was there I told her 60 for everything (lie). She laughed and kissed me. I told her all I brought was another 60 and it ended as a HJ. Lots of touching, even let me pull down her pants and thong. I asked her for everything (FS) and she said she would only do that for her boyfriend. (WTF? Anyways, she finished the HJ with no pants on, lots of kissing my ear and neck. After she was done I gave her the 60 and she gave me her number. I told her I'd be back next week and she wanted me to message her first to make sure she was there to take care of me. Not a bad experience.

So, what did she look like?

[HoneyBoy]

On Plaza Blvd. Still can't remember the new name. Serenity or something like that.

Been back a couple of times since it is convenient to my Sunday am Routine. Both recent times no hesitation with HE and decent massage. Had Linda the first and second visits and Luna the third. I like it because it is one of the few 40/ H places I've found with a shower.

Not sure why the reluctance to get down to business on my first visit. Maybe because I went for the HH instead of H? Or, maybe they just recognize me now.

I went to thus place on Tuesday and got Luna. Decent massage, but tried to act like she doesn't do HJ. Wanted me to do it myself. I said no way, so she finally gave me a very lame HJ. Had to wait over 30 minutes just to get a massage. Must have pucked the wrong day, because guys were in and out of that place and only Luna and Michelle was working.

[MrOip]

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If you wish to let this lady keep your nuts in her bedside table that's fine but to preserve what little self respect you have left I'm not going to let you brag about cutting them off and giving them to her.

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[Tennis Nut]

Very true, but if I could add, it also depends on the Asian. Thais can't pronounce are's for example and instead substitute and L sound, so "Rick, I want go your room for boom boom" comes out "Lick, I want go your loom for boom boom".

I didn't know that! Interesting! And that's the reason sign language works best. There's no mistaking one hand gesturing with a circle made of the thumb and forefinger (as in "Okay") and the other hand putting one finger through that hole. Everyone understands that, even celibate monks. Call it fucky-wucky or wucky-fucky. It's all the same in the end. .

[TheStigyEh]

Mila's name is actually Mina. (You know Asians can't pronounce L's, so Mila would be Mira and Lisa would be Risa, etc.). Her name is Mina. She's very nice, but, as stated, the massage is second-rate.

About the last question above, try Eva at Z Massage. She's the full package--good massage, access, tits--IF all you expect is a HJ.

Very true, but if I could add, it also depends on the Asian. Thais can't pronounce are's for example and instead substitute and L sound, so "Rick, I want go your room for boom boom" comes out "Lick, I want go your loom for boom boom".

[Foore]

Anyone been to Asian Twins foot massage in Mira Mesa? They're about a mile north of the Mira Mesa mall on Camino Ruiz? Just wondering how they are.

Does not get more legit. Been there for legit massage.

[MentalWais]

Haven't heard much of Pine lately. I'm in the area. Pine or Dagget?

I was wondering the same thing. Have not seen or heard any new reports on Pine. Are there still good providers working there? Any recommendations?

[LookingGuy]

Anyone been to Asian Twins foot massage in Mira Mesa? They're about a mile north of the Mira Mesa mall on Camino Ruiz? Just wondering how they are.

[CduBonusG]

BSB reported 2 new at daggett, worth a look.

Got Amy, she had nice tits but a little chubby and unenthusiastic. The place is weird too how the office is connected to a used car place. Will not repeat.