Massage Parlor Reports

[Tampa Monger]

My electrician stopped at Hippi Friday for a massage. He was tweaked up and really wanted a good massage, anything more would be a bonus. He drew an early-fifties gal, slightly heavy. She started immediately with light touch. He asked for a strong massage. She went maybe twenty minutes with a (at best) mediocre massage. Went right back to light touch. He realized he was at the wrong place for a good massage. He drifted off to sleep, and dreamed on the flip she did a decent handshake. Whole think was over in 25 min. He paid. 7 +. 4 after negotiating. She wanted to sell the whole store, but he wasn't into her. He saw the other attendant on the way out. Similar age but thinner.

On a side note: he overheard another monger come in asking for a table shower. Perhaps regulars can still get this here, I dunno.

The girl your electrician saw is called Linda. She is already gone. The other girl is May. I recommend trying her. Older, yes, but very nice body, very good massage, and an expansive menu. If she would just put on some make-up she'd be a looker. A new, younger girl is supposed to be coming in the next couple of weeks. (I wish Jessica was coming back, but alas.).

Anyone can get a table shower at Hippi. Hippi is not in Tampa City limits, so the table shower law does not apply to it or any spa in Carrolwood. Hillsborough County's idiotic anti-table-shower ordinance does not go into effect for another couple of months. If you want a table shower, Hippi is a good place to go.

[LockedUp]

My electrician stopped at Hippi Friday for a massage. He was tweaked up and really wanted a good massage, anything more would be a bonus. He drew an early-fifties gal, slightly heavy. She started immediately with light touch. He asked for a strong massage. She went maybe twenty minutes with a (at best) mediocre massage. Went right back to light touch. He realized he was at the wrong place for a good massage. He drifted off to sleep, and dreamed on the flip she did a decent handshake. Whole think was over in 25 min. He paid. 7 +. 4 after negotiating. She wanted to sell the whole store, but he wasn't into her. He saw the other attendant on the way out. Similar age but thinner.

On a side note: he overheard another monger come in asking for a table shower. Perhaps regulars can still get this here, I dunno.

[Rome941]

Afternoon,

Has anyone see ivy from The Ritz if so what was the $ and how was the experience.

Thanks,

Jeff.

[MiyakoFan]

No nuru or GFE for me, but I didn't ask, so I don't know for sure. Usual $. 6 damage for the three shops.

What was the total damage?

GFE as advertised? Nuru?.

[Member #6052]

What was the total damage?

GFE as advertised? Nuru?.

Wow GFE and Nuru, freaking holy grail there. Tell him to answer faster hah.

[Mustangs69]

What was the total damage?

GFE as advertised? Nuru?

Agreed. Thinner than the pics, and AA up top. But very nice, and fully took care of all needs.

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[MiyakoFan]

Thinner than the pics. But very nice, and fully took care of all needs.

There is no bait and switch with Charlie. She is the girl in the pics but she looks thinner in my opinion in person.

[Chipolska84]

If you give it a go mind sending me a PM with details? I'll also likely contact her if you don't.

Had session scheduled for 11. No call no answer. Guess no appointment for me. Shame.

[Chipolska84]

It looks like LEO has paid the new suite 102 location a visit today, because someone got a VIP suite today.

Looks like today they're back up and running? Can someone confirm?

[Chipolska84]

Anyone give her a whirl? Looking to do a massage and this seems best way to just have it come to me. https://tampa.rubratings.com/119865.

[BillySea]

Gives new meaning to "First and Last Month's Rent. ".

Has not answered the phone since.

[TManXX71]

Hello mongers. With all the BS on Kennedy recently, I'm starting to look into other (non-asian massage) options. Anyone have experience at the Ritz with Charlie specifically? Her pics are working for me but I've see a few bait and switch situations with these lingerie studios in the past.

Thanks all.

https://twitter.com/xoxocharlie2

There is no bait and switch with Charlie. She is the girl in the pics but she looks thinner in my opinion in person.

[SliverX]

Hello mongers. With all the BS on Kennedy recently, I'm starting to look into other (non-asian massage) options. Anyone have experience at the Ritz with Charlie specifically? Her pics are working for me but I've see a few bait and switch situations with these lingerie studios in the past.

Thanks all.

https://twitter.com/xoxocharlie2

[MilfSeek]

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Yes, and thank you so much for quoting it and doubling my work to clean it up.

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[LovinLif]

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Summer don't do this again or I'll edit the post to say you have crabs.

A2