Escort Reports

[PokeMan7]

Head To Head Comparison.

V4. 1 (01/01/2017).

Summary of changes since the last publication.

• Updated Jenn's entry. Included her ad link.

Foreword.

Probably like many of you, I have been in searching for a quality, reliable, sustainable GFE with a provider that I can trust and connect with for recreational fun. I have been searching for several years now. Close a couple of times, but no cigar. I haven't found it, yet.

In the absence of finding my ATF GFE provider (not a single one), I went in search of outstanding dreams of great head. Nothing like this review seemed to exist. Nor could I find an index of provider reviews (ie Provider A had 17 reviews, 12/7. Provider B had 11 reviews, 10/1 etc.). One has to do one's homework. The process of finding a handful of compatible providers that you click with is time consuming, ofttimes frustrating, and rather expensive (emphasis on the latter). For me the expense to yield ratio was very poor, even with me monitoring this forum rather closely. What to do? My homework, right?

This listing is stack ranking of the providers as experienced by yours truly. The dreams that these rankings are based on are as recent as earlier this week to early Feb. Of this year. The ranking is on their oral artistry, talent, and enthusiasm. That's it.

My Criteria.

A decent series of BBBJs (two or more) that ranked 7 out of 10 or better for me. Included in my consideration were the provider's expertise in: knowing her way around wood and the boys, TRUE balls deep, deep throat capability (I'm a bit larger than average), CIM, CIT, swallow, ability to throat f—k (Alex Sanders style), arousal skills (and demonstrated knowledge of their importance), same for edging, c--k milking, and overall c—k and cum worship including face painting. I don't want much, do I?

Appointments. This should go without saying. If an appointment has been made, and subsequently confirmed beforehand, both parties ought to respect the other enough to extend the courtesy of a notification in the event that they cannot honor or will not keep the appointment.

Results.

Tessa. 87/100. For me (YMMV), thus far she is and remains the overall best, IMO. Yes, gentleman, you are reading this correctly. She is still "Head Mistress". No, I am not drunk, or "cracked up". The top spot has indeed been earned and retained by another. Before you start swarming the castle with oak stakes, pitchforks and torches, may I encourage you to read on? In addition to this entry, she has been favorably reviewed elsewhere in this forum.

What to say? In a single phrase. Enthusiastic, HUNGRY, devoted deep throat cock worship, from a silk throat! Wow! I've never experience the like until Tessa. I'm not Lex, but I am somewhat larger than average. For a woman to throat (mind you totally throat, balls deep with her tongue licking my balls deep throat) my cock, with ease, repeatedly, while looking at me, making eye contact, smiling with delight, and occasionally winking at me? Just daymmn! This was a completely different kind of throat f—k. She did me, with zeal, and lust. She absolutely owned my cock, and damnation, she knew it! Each of the 5 or 6 times she edged me to the brink to where I started leaking, she murmured, pulled off, let the sensation subside, and then went back after me. Gentlemen, THAT EXPERIENCE HAS NO EQUAL. She has no apparent gag reflex. None. ALLLLLLL the way down, firmly seated, her head firmly in my hands, throat. There is a sensation that I crave – that tight constricted feeling as my head slips into her throat and her nose and face press into my lower abdomen. Ohh jeez. For a woman to milk me that way, and to edge my cock like that for the better part of 25 minutes? That is more than mere talent. That is heart and lust. And isn't that what it is all about? That my friends, is the essence of what the much prized GFE service is all about.

I am mindful that this may be controversial. Please keep in mind that this ranking is strictly based on oral artistry / talent and enthusiasm. Looks, body physique / fitness, age, incall ambiance etc. Are not taken into consideration. Please remember, this is just one guy's search for a decent experience.

It's been a hell of a week. We got the fellow monger, toupee' wearing, Cheeto as President elect (Lord help us) and the top spot - "HeadMistress" has been earned by another. What will happen next? About now, somewhere Yoda is muttering "A disturbance in the force, I sense".

A tip O' the hat to ChipCharger for the recommendation. Much appreciated.

That said, the drawbridge is lowered, and all card carrying, pitchfork wielding, torch carrying villagers are invited in for festive repartee'.

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Kandi. An 86/100. An extremely close second to Tessa. Knows how to arouse, to tease, seems to have genuine hunger and enthusiasm. Knows how to edge. She isn't able to get the last inch of me down, but her hungry ball sucking, and staying on it for every last drop and enthusiastically swallowing the load make up for it. Decent milking skills. No throat f—king, worship, or painting. Her head talent is very individually attentive and personal, and she too has a silk throat. Her sweet spot is all around, attentive, astounding head – therapeutic even!

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Zoey 85/100, now a very close third. She can do bigger meat and is proud of it! No gag reflex. NONE gentlemen. NONE. Period. From a silk throat, no less! The enthusiasm isn't there. Is more or less impersonal. But, she can swallow a sword, with gusto. And it shows! For a little extra $ she swallowed the loads too (although it took several sessions to earn the trust for that). No interest in learning the art of arousal or its importance. No edging, milking, throat f—king, worship, or painting. She does swallow, but you have to almost talk her into it, and it seems to depend on your manners (assuming you have excellent hygiene).

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Kat 84/100. She likewise can do bigger wood and is genuinely proud of that. She is a watermouth, which can be a bit gross if you are not otherwise acclimated to it. Gobs of saliva everywhere. Swallows it whole, load and all. No throat f—king, but close and is receptive to it. Not particularly aware of arousal techniques, same for edging, c--k milking, and overall c—k and cum worship including face painting. The ambiance of her incall detracts from the overall experience. But her natural enthusiasm and ability to lick my boys when all the way down more than make up for it.

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Angie. 83/100. I honestly have difficulty ranking her. By a couple of my criteria she is actually 91/100 here. Why? Throat f—king. She enthusiastically took a vigorous throat pounding Alex Sanders style, head over the side of the bead, had me cum while I was fully seated (and she was squirming trying to catch a gulp of air), came up, wiped her eyes and said (and I quote, "that hurt, let's do it again" Insanely wicked. She seems to like the attention this inclusion brought, so her name and ad link are now included. One caveat. Her overall reviews by others members herein are not so positive. The experiences PM'ed back since the original publication mixed; 2 concur (1 strongly so), 1 meh, 4 disagree strongly. YMMV, maybe wildly so.

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Your Sexist Blonde – 28.79/100. I am impressed with this SP. She has been favorably reviewed elsewhere in this forum. Nice personality, easy on the eye, nice big smile, attentive, VERY accommodating, can't quite throat me but is valiantly trying to learn how to suppress her gag reflex. Based on the glint in her eye, my intuition says that she possesses the mettle and audacity to master the Art Of Throat on a somewhat / slightly larger than average cock. Yes, gents, she swallows too. There is nothing like a big smile on a pretty face after she's swallowed your load. A tip O' the hat to Akenthon for helping facilitate the introduction. Based just on her willingness to accommodate and her apparent desire to please, I anticipate this score to climb. Oh, one other thing. She is likewise Greek friendly. She might just wind up on the Feeling Cheeky ranking as well.

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Kamilia. 71/100. This one barely made the cut to be listed herein. Decent BBBJ, CIM, and swallow. Multiple pops. Very relaxed young woman. Chill comes to mind. Cannot deepthroat.

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Honorable Mentions.

Ava. Will do a BBBJ, but not much enthusiasm for the deed, and nothing else. This lady has SOOOO much potential though. I include her herein because she is tied for the nicest, most pleasant, all around easy to relate to, provider GR has. Ava, if you are reading this, please consider CIM and swallow? Please? There are so many of us that would just luv that! Please?

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Currently Being Reviewed / To Be Reviewed (Service Provider recommendations that are either actively being evaluated (at least a first favorable dream session complete AND more are planned) or those SPs that under consideration based on the recommendations of other members)).

Jenn. I have the distinct pleasure of the first dream with this young lady. Extremely personable, enthusiastic, and daymmmn does she has a silkiest throat of them all! If subsequent dreams are as strong as the first one, she will take the third spot away from Zoey. A tip O' the hat to TeddBear for the recommendation. Much appreciated. A couple of observations here. Her ad images are accurate and recent. Your manners, specifically your text / phone etiquette count. She is a very sweet young lady.

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Ashley. She is also reviewed favorably elsewhere in this forum. Decent woodmaster skills, and she swallows. Ohh, she is Greek friendly as well! Stay tuned, more to come (cum? A tip O' the hat to WaltK for the recommendation. Much appreciated.

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Ivy. She too is favorably reviewed herein. Thus far, our respective schedules haven't aligned to allow a first dream to occur. Oh Ivy.

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Harmony (Lansing). Ad link *http://harmonybustyplaymate.callgirl...com/about........

Northern Girl. She was reported to have retired. A tip O' the hat to Benz. Deferring my first dream until after the current hubbub subsides.

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Alumni – Retired, "vacationing", or have moved on.

Mercedes Deferred until after she returns from "vacation".

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Princess 85/100. A Muskegon-based ebony provider that seemed to be a short lived flash-in-the-pan back in July. Gawd Almighty could she suck. She couldn't throat, but she did everything else with a zeal that belied her "I'm going to f—k the s—t out of you" enthusiasm. A couple of things to note. This is the only provider who knew how to hold / handle a cock, firmly, like a hammer, baseball bat, or a wrench. And face painting? Ohh dammmm. Ever had one get you there with her mouth, then pull off of it, and milk you vigorously as you sprayed her smiling face and open mouth AND then scrape your cum off her forehead, cheeks, and chin with her fingers, sucking her fingers dry of your jizz, looking up at you with her big brown smiling eyes? Yeah. Oh yeah. Anybody know what happened to her? Her ad pictures were tagged "Princess".

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Cherish 84/100. Looks and age-wise she is a lot like Kandi. She is / was based out of Lansing. This lady's sweet spot is slow, devoted total balls deep, nose on my nards, deepthroat, cum, and swallow while being 69 ed. Like 10 – 15 minutes long slow. She does have a gag reflex but manages it by going slow. A pretty neat experience. Seems to totally get the art of male arousal and its importance. But, I was not able to coax her into edging me, milking, throat f—king, worship, or painting.

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Cassidy 78/100 This one really likes being in control. She was modestly well reviewed earlier this year. She knows how to edge and milk. CIM but no true throat or swallow. It took a couple of visits, but I when I finally got her trademark she's in control edging, I walked funny the rest of the day. Where has she gotten to? I cannot find an ad or even a recent post. Per Benz's post, she is in early retirement. A tip O' the hat to Benz for the update.

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Valerie 70/100. Ionia Val. Likewise a very decent BBBJ, CIM, and swallow. Very comfortable with making a hhr dream all about her mouth and throat and my c—k. Genuinely enjoyed the thrill of getting me to nut. Goes "aaahhhhh" after she downed the load. A little rough around the edges. A fellow member has indicated that she is getting her life in order.

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01-01-17*06:53#12281

Hello all, I'm sorry for the wall of text but I'm a metro detroiter that will be making some trips to GR in the near future.

This is text from old post that caught my interest. I was wandering if anyone senior or not knows if any of these ladies are still working and how I can get in contact with them since the shutdown? Getting a good BBBJ with really good dt is hard to come across for me.

PMs welcome. I am not familiar with your area. Again I'm sorry for the large amount of text.

[BaseHit]

What about incall location? Shady to great?. Decent part of town?

She's in a motel with a color in its name near I96.

[Naughty12]

If you are taking about Kiera from Rte 1 Peabody she has two kids and is from the South Shore Massachusetts not a southern girl. She is 32 and was a former stripper.

No I'm talking about lobsters from Kennebunkport. Crabs from Maryland, not her pussy. WTF are you talking about? I simply asked the OP about Kiera's incall location who's in the thread below. Jesus lay off the cough syrup before you reply to a thread!

[Otto22]

If you are taking about Kiera from Rte 1 Peabody she has two kids and is from the South Shore Massachusetts not a southern girl. She is 32 and was a former stripper.

Why are you responding to a Grand Rapids post with info about a chick in Boston?

[Win56]

What about incall location? Shady to great?. Decent part of town?

If you are taking about Kiera from Rte 1 Peabody she has two kids and is from the South Shore Massachusetts not a southern girl. She is 32 and was a former stripper.

[Naughty12]

I have seen her a few times. Always went for the SS and ended up there half an hour or more. Last time I was there she was complaining she was hot and sweaty and just kinda needed to slow down. So I said lets slow down in the shower where I proceeded to wash her from head to toe. I dried her off, took her to the bed where I had my way with her. I like her a lot, she is super cool and down to earth. She is a southern girl. She is tight, even after 4 kids. I don't think her age is accurate, but nobody ever tells their real age.

What about incall location? Shady to great?. Decent part of town?

[Love The Lips]

Their rates are different too. P10 100 hhr150 hr, Jane 150 hhr200 hr.

I was able to see Jane at 120 hhr but recently she told me she wouldn't go that low anymore. So some mongers may find P10 more affordable.

Though I have yet to see either one, Perfect 10's rates sound alot more realistic and reasonable than Jane's. I feel that rates from 80-100 for a hh of FS is fair and a full hour of FS should be between 120-150, anything above that better include some really wild full PSE action, otherwise it is just a case of GPS. Hell, some of the girls at the parlors that only include HJ's are charging FS rates, and they laugh at those of us that actually fall for it!

[JMaul]

Every time either of posts, they get from 30-50 responses. So, they're both slammed and unable to answer even part of them.

Their rates are different too. P10 100 hhr150 hr, Jane 150 hhr200 hr.

I was able to see Jane at 120 hhr but recently she told me she wouldn't go that low anymore. So some mongers may find P10 more affordable.

[Slowboatguy]

Jane is younger (perhaps 8 or 10 years), plainer looking, quieter, and more innocent.

P10 has a killer body and face (although a couple teeth are not in line), and is confident, talkative and experienced / street-wise.

Both truly want to please their man.

Very different, but I recommend both of them--but you will have to have patience:

Every time either of posts, they get from 30-50 responses. So, they're both slammed and unable to answer even part of them.

[SpongeBob66]

Yep, experienced that. Not complaining though. It's her prerogative. I'm patient.

How does her experience compare to that of Jane in Holland? Anybody sampled both?

Jane is younger (perhaps 8 or 10 years), plainer looking, quieter, and more innocent.

P10 has a killer body and face (although a couple teeth are not in line), and is confident, talkative and experienced / street-wise.

Both truly want to please their man.

Very different, but I recommend both of them--but you will have to have patience:

[JMaul]

Yep, experienced that. Not complaining though. It's her prerogative. I'm patient.

How does her experience compare to that of Jane in Holland? Anybody sampled both?

I'd take Jane over P10. Both are notorious for not responding to texts though. I would say once they start responding on a given night you may be able to secure an appt. Good luck!

[Wolverines]

Brandy has two reported cash-and-dash incidents with senior members. One of those she actually left the guy at her own house as she drove away. AVOID!!

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[Amaregraeco]

Her preferred method of contact is text--which she will ignore 90% of the time!

Yep, experienced that. Not complaining though. It's her prerogative. I'm patient.

How does her experience compare to that of Jane in Holland? Anybody sampled both?

[SuperSaver]

She is real but heavier.

So I contacted this lady at this link only to google the number later. I found a few different females with the same phone number. Does anyone know this female? http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...v/358302358538.

[Otto22]

Thanks for reporting back.

Happened to be driving north today so I set up an appointment with her at her home on the river. She was a delightful host. She offered me a beer and we chatted for a bit on her living room sofa before we adjourned to the playpen. She is new to this hobby (three weeks, she says). She seems to genuinely want to please and is open to direction. I won't go into the dirty details but she provided a sensual experience that I will long remember. She is not a teenagers but has a strikingly fit body enhanced with major bolt-ons (not my preference, but you may like 'them) If you are anywhere near Croton, stop by to see her and you will enjoy her delightful personality as well as outstanding skills.