Massage Parlor Reports

[Gentleman 100]

Its interesting. That when I see a new person to this site ask a question or seeks information. His inquiries are met with remarks like. Are you LEO. We need to be care. ECT. Yet you men have no problem walking into a providers place of business. Having never met them before. And ask for extras and expecting them to comply. Do you see the hypocracy. They don't know you from Jack. But you expect them to put their license and careers on the line. Maybe you are LEO. Oh. But you always have AMP. Aka. Human trafficking in a barrel. LOL. Food for thought gentleman.

I did a quick review of your 28 posts. They all seem to be "me too" (I saw her, she is great) posts. Very few are actual reviews. My keen sense leads me to 3 possible conclusions about this poster.

1. You mention human trafficking: perhaps you are a retired provider (posts sound like they come from a woman "Yet you men. ") or the former CB / BB manager.
2. You are not really participating in our hobby: possibly anti-hobby (like this Tampa group: http://cleanupkennedy.********.com/)
3. Uncle LEO: not disguising yourself well.
4. All of the above

The best posts involve providing information that all can use. The point of my brothers who suspect Uncle LEO is posting, is because the accepted way to get info is to provide intel first. After a few good posts, then go ahead and ask about BO, GG, or OCSD if you wish (yes, that last one was a trick acronym, Deputy).

So, as long as you share actual intel, the forum welcomes all. When you share your intel, your trust is gained and your posts are believed.

Be safe everyone and let's all play nice.

[CanAm1220]

Forgive my friends and their obfuscation, but with Uncle LEO around, we have to be careful.

After seeing her 5 times, I will tell you she also has a chocolate starfish (typing asshole feels dirty).

Its interesting. That when I see a new person to this site ask a question or seeks information. His inquiries are met with remarks like. Are you LEO. We need to be care. ECT. Yet you men have no problem walking into a providers place of business. Having never met them before. And ask for extras and expecting them to comply. Do you see the hypocracy. They don't know you from Jack. But you expect them to put their license and careers on the line. Maybe you are LEO. Oh. But you always have AMP. Aka. Human trafficking in a barrel. LOL. Food for thought gentleman.

[TreeFiddy]

Looking for info on this girl Mia, posts under body rub / massage on a few sites - I thought I read something like a year ago, but the search function doesn't work due to just being three letters. Found a posting where she used Sasha, but that didn't turn up any results here. Any recent visits? PM or post would be appreciated.

Thanks guys.

https://www.adultlook.com/p/2932082

https://www.yesbackpage.com/77/posts...sexy-girl.html

[Texualman]

I saw her around a month ago. The poster I am quoting is correct about a few things. She is very pretty and looks like her pics. Hair may or may not be the same but the face is and her body is hot. The rub was near massage quality, The bad starts now: It was 120 for a rub, then upsell just for a tug. Nothing other than tug offered, though I tried. I will not repeat due to the cost for what it is.

Tex.

Hey all. So I've been around for a little while. This is my first report, so here goes. I saw Jasmin http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...7776&cityid=98 yesterday evening for a massage. She was able to see me immediatly. As I arrived at her place I was relieved to see it was a nice apartment complex. Unlike some of the other places I've gone that I'm afraid to get out of my car, let alone go inside. And for the first time in a long time I was actually greeted by someone who looked like their online pics. Very hot. Had to be a little quite do to roommate issue, but whateves. Made some nice small talk as she got ready for the massage as well as during. I have a bad shoulder and she was able to see that without me even saying anything, and she was pretty good at working that area. All in all she could have gone a little bit more with the pressure but was having some hand issues herself which is understandable with someone who uses there hands that much. As I was laying there I dreamt that she turned me over and started massaging some other stiffness, if you know what I mean. Asked what was on the menu, but unfortunately HE with some wondering over clothes was it. If you saw her you'd understand why I was disappointed I couldn't get more. Now usually during my dreams it can take the little guy a little longer than most to finish. It's definitely not a genie that comes out after only three strokes. And most of my dream girls start complaning about arm cramps / taking too long. But not Jasmin, she just kept her eye on the prize and massaged all my stiffness away. Mad props for that. As I awoke and left I realized my session was a little rushed. But it seem like she had worked me in right before an already scheduled appointment. So I shouldn't really complain. So to summarize a lengthy review, if your looking for a smoking hotty with a great personality to give you a nice massage with a little extra, I'd definitely recommend her. Sorry if my post is a bit long. I'll try to keep it shorter in the future. Peace.

[Soccer10]

Been reading the site for a while and have gathered a lot of information over the years and it's time to pay back.

I have visited BO and GG and several other AMPs in Orlando and several in Dallas.

Since everyone has been raving about GG, BO and WB I was driving home from work and had a dream that I stopped to you. I never been and I figured it wouldn't be nearly as busy as the other ones.

In my dream I walked in and was greeted by this mid thirty's skinny spinner. Not my type so I asked if there were other girls. The come out Jen showing her cleavage. Prob mid to late 20's. Pay the house fee and walk in to the room. Asked to undress and then she comes back and start playing with Jr. She asks what I want and I let her know I want a full show. Then starts the bargaining. We go back and forth ans settle on $. 40. I haven't read many reports with MSOGs so I want to make sure that was a thing just like in BO and she said no (My first shop is pretty quick and its during the BBBJ so in order to make my money worth it I need the second one) She said no. Then I said fine and I was going to leave and to give me my house fee back. Then she okay just this one time. We went to the table shower and the rest is pretty standard. She has a sexy body and good skills. When I walked out I was greeted by 3 more providers and there was on in a white dress and huge knowckers that I would love to see in another dream if I go back there. I woke up from my dream and drove home.

I had fun but in the back of my had I was always thinking about all the bargaining that had to take place to get what's standard at BO for the going rate. Idk if it was just her or that how you operates but if they want to charge the same price a BO then the same services have to be provided in my opinion.

[UtahLegend]

I truly don't understand?

It was the "whatever" that gave it away for me. I have never heard a straight guy even say that, much less take the time to type it out.

[MrOrlando]

Having seen her 3 times I will add that she also has a vagina and breasts (2).

Forgive my friends and their obfuscation, but with Uncle LEO around, we have to be careful.

After seeing her 5 times, I will tell you she also has a chocolate starfish (typing asshole feels dirty).

[NeoMonger]

It was the "whatever" that gave it away for me. I have never heard a straight guy even say that, much less take the time to type it out.

Thanks Jasmin.

Sox.

[UtahLegend]

I tried today but she was busy. Next time I have to go North will try again.

Thanks Jasmin.

Sox.

[Redsox2005]

Thanks Jasmin.

Sox.

Hey all. So I've been around for a little while. This is my first report, so here goes. I saw Jasmin http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...7776&cityid=98 yesterday evening for a massage. She was able to see me immediatly. As I arrived at her place I was relieved to see it was a nice apartment complex. Unlike some of the other places I've gone that I'm afraid to get out of my car, let alone go inside. And for the first time in a long time I was actually greeted by someone who looked like their online pics. Very hot. Had to be a little quite do to roommate issue, but whateves. Made some nice small talk as she got ready for the massage as well as during. I have a bad shoulder and she was able to see that without me even saying anything, and she was pretty good at working that area. All in all she could have gone a little bit more with the pressure but was having some hand issues herself which is understandable with someone who uses there hands that much. As I was laying there I dreamt that she turned me over and started massaging some other stiffness, if you know what I mean. Asked what was on the menu, but unfortunately HE with some wondering over clothes was it. If you saw her you'd understand why I was disappointed I couldn't get more. Now usually during my dreams it can take the little guy a little longer than most to finish. It's definitely not a genie that comes out after only three strokes. And most of my dream girls start complaning about arm cramps / taking too long. But not Jasmin, she just kept her eye on the prize and massaged all my stiffness away. Mad props for that. As I awoke and left I realized my session was a little rushed. But it seem like she had worked me in right before an already scheduled appointment. So I shouldn't really complain. So to summarize a lengthy review, if your looking for a smoking hotty with a great personality to give you a nice massage with a little extra, I'd definitely recommend her. Sorry if my post is a bit long. I'll try to keep it shorter in the future. Peace.

[DirkDig1]

She's Asian with dark hair.

Loved this. Except you forgit a key detail, slanted eyes.

[MisterTwinkies]

I almost feel lame posting this amongst all the reports from the high dollar AMPs, but just wanted to report on a visit from last night. Everything standard, TS, OTC roaming, handshake. But the thing that sticks out (get it?) was Kim walking on my back. I'm a pretty big guy, an she danced a damn meringue on me. I almost cried uncle, but glad I didn't. Feeling it this morning though, shit.

So if you don't mind a garden variety finish and need some serious back and shoulder work, make sure you see her.

Hey man all reports are good, been to Miami parlors before but now I'm thinking of going to Orlando parlors, good to know where to get a legit massage and HE. Is this the Massage Star on international or that other "Assa" place?

[Member #7018]

I almost feel lame posting this amongst all the reports from the high dollar AMPs, but just wanted to report on a visit from last night. Everything standard, TS, OTC roaming, handshake. But the thing that sticks out (get it?) was Kim walking on my back. I'm a pretty big guy, an she danced a damn meringue on me. I almost cried uncle, but glad I didn't. Feeling it this morning though, shit.

So if you don't mind a garden variety finish and need some serious back and shoulder work, make sure you see her.

[Wayupinya]

I stopped by this place yesterday, formerly Lavender Spa, and was greeted by Sophia. I immediately recognized her from a visit at May Spa several months back. This girl has one banging little body and I could not wait to get her out of that little dress. Started with a nice TS, no slip and slide action or BBBJ but she still did a very good job. Got back in the room and this girl gave me one of the best massages I've had in quite a while. She really knows what she is doing and was constantly asking me if everything was alright. This went on for a good 45 minutes and I was starting to get a little worried that we wouldn't have enough time for anything else but my worries soon vanished when she slid out of her little yellow dress exposing that perfect little body. I was so turned on that I just grabbed her, laid her on the table and went face first into on of the prettiest little kitties ever. She enjoyed every second of it and so did I. She came to a trembling O in a matter of a few minutes so I stood up threw on the cover and and started pounding away. It was quite the sight watching her beautiful little body squirm around as I brought her to 2 more O's and finally filled the cover. This was undoubtedly one of the best all around sessions I've had in quite some time. For the. 6 hour and $. 4 tip it was worth every penny. I highly recommend Rainbow. https://www.rainbowspafl.com/.

[BillyClyde50]

Seems like there are a lot of newbies on the forum so I figured I'd pass on some of my lessons learned with AMPs.

RULE 1:

NEVER ever DFK your masseuse, in my opinion this is the most common mistake made by rookies. Come on let's put some thought into this one, let's say you walk into an AMP at 8 pm and your masseuse started work at 10 am. She likely has had her tongue up a dozen other dudes ass holes and god knows how many loads blown in her mouth. I don't care how many times she's brushed her teeth or rinsed with mouthwash, there still some type of foreign DNA stuck in there. I'll be damned if I accidentally end up with some dudes ass hair in my mouth. That's just fucking gross, and if you're into that to each his own.

RULE 2:

They are all paid cum dumpsters they take your money in exchange for you getting off. Respect fully treat them for what they are, don't be shy, don't think you're going to insult them. If you're unsure of how far your dream is going to go simply go for let your hands roam, politely guide her head where needs to be.

RULE 3:

Flash the cash, when paying the entry fee make sure they see you have the additional play money on you.

RULE 4:

Refer to rule one, that shits important.

RULE 5:

The table shower, Typically from past experience this is a best indication how far your date is going to go. If she free hands the wash and does a good job on the boys you're going to get something. One of my favorite moves is when she's squatting down drying off your feet and legs simply guide her head toward your junk and see where goes.

RULE 6:

30 min vs 60 min. Typically you get your best bang for your buck by doubling your time and hopefully doubling your experience with the 60 minutes, Think about this one it's simple economics. The retail average CFL 30 minute dream goes for approximately 6 Mario coins a minute, the average 60 minute dream goes for 4 a minute. However if you can't afford the 60 and go for the 30 always make sure when possible to whack off prior to your visit. These girls are pros, they know how to get a guy off do what you can to extend your dream. There's nothing worse than laying that type of coin out and only lasting 5 minutes.

RULE 7:

Control the clock, this is your 60 minutes. Immediately after the shower get the first pop out of the way. Relax for a little bit hopefully get a halfway decent massage and as soon as you're ready proceed to round two. Never let the masseuse run the clock down With the massage portion. This is simply time management, get the best bang for your buck.

RULE 8:

Referred to rule one, that shits important. Think about that one I'm sure the odds are slim but do you possibly want to end up with another dude ass hair in your mouth.

RULE 9:

The art of the deal. If you are a frequent flyer it's time to begin negotiations. I visited an AMP in Saint Augustine by weekly at the same time for almost 2 years until they closed. By no means was my masseuse at 10 and or full-service but she knew how to get the job done. After three months the negotiations begin. 60 to the house for the hour and 25 to my masseuse every time she got me off. That Asian MILF would earn her 75 bucks, this also often lead to my 60 minute sessions being extended. This proved to me the low-volume AMPs can be golden.

RULE 10:

The lineup, If I'm not going to visit a specific person I always request a lineup prior to house fee. I'll be damned if I walk into a car dealer and assume I'm purchasing a sports car and end up with a fucking 90's SUV. A simple hey can I see who's working today Will avoid any unpleasant surprises.

RULE 11:

Research read the forums, do your homework. Do periodic drive-bys when possible to scope the parking lot. It's a rookie mistake I often made in the beginning. A full house usually leads to a rushed session.

RULE 12:

Time of day, I have found the most enthusiastic of my experiences have been toward the beginning of the day. Think about this one are you going to work your hardest at 1 PM right after lunch with a full stomach. Do you think your girl is going to give her best Performance after fucking for 8 to 12 hours straight.

RULE 13:

Doubles, if you can afford it plain and simple do it. Them bitches seem to get in a competition with one another of who can be the bigger sluts. Mona and Yuki working alone are a solid 8 on my scale, together a 10+. It's a dam shame we will never get to experience them together again.

RULE 14:

REFER TO RULE ONE! That shits important.

Please feel free to add on.

Been visiting AMP's for over 25 years. Never put this much thought into. Wish I had!