Massage Parlor Reports

[JRuds]

Seems like there are a lot of newbies on the forum so I figured I'd pass on some of my lessons learned with AMPs.

RULE 1:

NEVER ever DFK your masseuse, in my opinion this is the most common mistake made by rookies. Come on let's put some thought into this one, let's say you walk into an AMP at 8 pm and your masseuse started work at 10 am. She likely has had her tongue up a dozen other dudes ass holes and god knows how many loads blown in her mouth. I don't care how many times she's brushed her teeth or rinsed with mouthwash, there still some type of foreign DNA stuck in there. I'll be damned if I accidentally end up with some dudes ass hair in my mouth. That's just fucking gross, and if you're into that to each his own.

RULE 2:

They are all paid cum dumpsters they take your money in exchange for you getting off. Respect fully treat them for what they are, don't be shy, don't think you're going to insult them. If you're unsure of how far your dream is going to go simply go for let your hands roam, politely guide her head where needs to be.

RULE 3:

Flash the cash, when paying the entry fee make sure they see you have the additional play money on you.

RULE 4:

Refer to rule one, that shits important.

RULE 5:

The table shower, Typically from past experience this is a best indication how far your date is going to go. If she free hands the wash and does a good job on the boys you're going to get something. One of my favorite moves is when she's squatting down drying off your feet and legs simply guide her head toward your junk and see where goes.

RULE 6:

30 min vs 60 min. Typically you get your best bang for your buck by doubling your time and hopefully doubling your experience with the 60 minutes, Think about this one it's simple economics. The retail average CFL 30 minute dream goes for approximately 6 Mario coins a minute, the average 60 minute dream goes for 4 a minute. However if you can't afford the 60 and go for the 30 always make sure when possible to whack off prior to your visit. These girls are pros, they know how to get a guy off do what you can to extend your dream. There's nothing worse than laying that type of coin out and only lasting 5 minutes.

RULE 7:

Control the clock, this is your 60 minutes. Immediately after the shower get the first pop out of the way. Relax for a little bit hopefully get a halfway decent massage and as soon as you're ready proceed to round two. Never let the masseuse run the clock down With the massage portion. This is simply time management, get the best bang for your buck.

RULE 8:

Referred to rule one, that shits important. Think about that one I'm sure the odds are slim but do you possibly want to end up with another dude ass hair in your mouth.

RULE 9:

The art of the deal. If you are a frequent flyer it's time to begin negotiations. I visited an AMP in Saint Augustine by weekly at the same time for almost 2 years until they closed. By no means was my masseuse at 10 and or full-service but she knew how to get the job done. After three months the negotiations begin. 60 to the house for the hour and 25 to my masseuse every time she got me off. That Asian MILF would earn her 75 bucks, this also often lead to my 60 minute sessions being extended. This proved to me the low-volume AMPs can be golden.

RULE 10:

The lineup, If I'm not going to visit a specific person I always request a lineup prior to house fee. I'll be damned if I walk into a car dealer and assume I'm purchasing a sports car and end up with a fucking 90's SUV. A simple hey can I see who's working today Will avoid any unpleasant surprises.

RULE 11:

Research read the forums, do your homework. Do periodic drive-bys when possible to scope the parking lot. It's a rookie mistake I often made in the beginning. A full house usually leads to a rushed session.

RULE 12:

Time of day, I have found the most enthusiastic of my experiences have been toward the beginning of the day. Think about this one are you going to work your hardest at 1 PM right after lunch with a full stomach. Do you think your girl is going to give her best Performance after fucking for 8 to 12 hours straight.

RULE 13:

Doubles, if you can afford it plain and simple do it. Them bitches seem to get in a competition with one another of who can be the bigger sluts. Mona and Yuki working alone are a solid 8 on my scale, together a 10+. It's a dam shame we will never get to experience them together again.

RULE 14:

REFER TO RULE ONE! That shits important.

Please feel free to add on.

[JRuds]

Thinking about going to BO later today. Can someone give me a good description on Blue please? I've heard some good things about her.

She's Asian with dark hair.

[Kellner42]

Thinking about going to BO later today. Can someone give me a good description on Blue please? I've heard some good things about her.

With respect, you need to contribute to have questions answered. Several first post users have just made similar requests, and this forum doesn't work like that.

[Yaaay93]

Thinking about going to BO later today. Can someone give me a good description on Blue please? I've heard some good things about her.

[Leon065]

I think he's referring to his carbide tipped drill bit. Or something like that. Maybe. You want acronyms. Look them up. They're all in the reviews.

100% sure you're a cop. I can imagine you trying to make a drug buy, "Uh greetings fellow drug abuser, I would like to purchase 1 gram of cocaine please. " LOL, stick to desk work man.

Also, wtf kind of white boy username is that? Lol

[TungstenHP]

I'm new to Polk Co and new to this Forum. Can anyone help me with the business name abbreviations? Looking for a great AMP to visit. Thanks.

100% sure you're a cop. I can imagine you trying to make a drug buy, "Uh greetings fellow drug abuser, I would like to purchase 1 gram of cocaine please. " LOL, stick to desk work man.

Also, wtf kind of white boy username is that? Lol

[Rich5]

You may as well have said "hey I'm sheriff Grady Judd now, where you boys gettin these girls at?

Dude spend some time searching and scrolling through the forum and the stars will align. There are plenty of clues and then try some Google. As they told me when I first came on RTFF.

First post and already asking for information. Sorry CurtReynolds but we don't know you. How do we know you are not LEO. More than happy to provide you with information but first we need to see many legit posts from you.

[CurtReynolds]

You may as well have said "hey I'm sheriff Grady Judd now, where you boys gettin these girls at?

Dude spend some time searching and scrolling through the forum and the stars will align. There are plenty of clues and then try some Google. As they told me when I first came on RTFF.

HA! Fair enough!

[OdinsBeard78]

I'm new to Polk Co and new to this Forum. Can anyone help me with the business name abbreviations? Looking for a great AMP to visit. Thanks.

You may as well have said "hey I'm sheriff Grady Judd now, where you boys gettin these girls at?

Dude spend some time searching and scrolling through the forum and the stars will align. There are plenty of clues and then try some Google. As they told me when I first came on RTFF.

[Rich5]

Gents,

I typically don't post the same old info that everyone knows but I think I got the new chick at WB today.

I had to try to go see my girl now that she's back, unfortunately Yuki was not available. I'm not even going to try to spell her name I saw, hell I likely can't even pronounce it. She was short around 5' with tall heals, tight body, long hair with a flower in stick in it, early 20's. Nice natural full B cup with great nips. Went for the hour standard donation and tip. Table shower is fiberglass and uncomfortable, standard scrub and BBBJ. Back to the room and continues with BBBJ she doesn't take it very deep but makes up for it in suction and use of both hands. She actually got me off fairly quick with rim job and reach around the first round. Cleaned up and began the massage let me tell you this chick hands down in my opinion blows everybody away in the massage department at the local go to AMPs in Central Florida. So prior to her literally almost putting me to sleep I initiated round two. She hops on top and attempted to DFK (fucking gross) which I instantly blocked, she works her way down and back to BBBJ. A few minutes into it she spends around to 69 where I go for the reverse shocker and was pleasantly surprised when she excepted it with no resistance. A few minutes later she hops on it CG, hit the rest of the alphabet at one point ended up doggy in her dumper which she took like a champ, when it was time pulled off the bag and finished in her mouth. Back to more that great massage until time ran out.

The new place is kind of weird, shares the parking lot with an orthodontist and a chiropractor. It was a little weird walking out as a mother and her kid were walking out of the orthodontist at the same time. When you walk in just behind the desk hanging on the wall There are a few massage therapist licenses they have their pictures on them I believe I saw the one on top.

Thanks for letting us know about the new girl. Not sure if it was the same one I saw or someone very new. May have to go back sooner.

Thanks for not mentioning the location (South Side is fine). I have lived in the area for a while and seen what has happened in the past. I remember the days when we had some pretty hot SW's on 192. Now all gone. My guess, to close to WDW. Unless they start advertising, it is best to handle locations with contributing members only through PM's.

[LuckyIrishman]

Tried BO again drew This time drew ViVi.

Lets say she is well groomed and trimmed but has quite a long set of weeds to get thru. No DATY for me with that. However, I almost blew my whole load while she BBBJ- OMG.

Had to beg her to keep from going over the top. She was jingling the bells and and oh- we finally ended in mish and as I was dressing mamasan knocked that our hh was over.

If you want a gal with some grass to plow thru- vivi fits the bill.

[TeenLover]

I need to visit the North East more often. Wow, those are super hot Asians. What do you have to fork out to get one of those beauties?

It's an $80 door fee then the negotiation started. She wanted $200, we settled on $170 so $250 total. The best part is 24 hour access. I Sometimes need help at 2-3 am and none of the AMPs here are open past 11. I know it was expensive but why not?

[Rich5]

While I think you're right about the streetwalkers, very few places can compare to Philadelphia for AMP's, there are about 40 Blue Oceans there. . I'm also in NYC now and went to a place last night named Asian Cream Team almost next to my hotel. 24 hours a day 5 hot asian girls ready to turn you inside out. You want to use a condom? Better bring one with you, these girls are total GFE. Cbeck it out www.asiancreamteam.com.

I need to visit the North East more often, especially NY. Wow, those are super hot Asians. What do you have to fork out to get one of those beauties?

[JRuds]

Gents,

I typically don't post the same old info that everyone knows but I think I got the new chick at WB today.

I had to try to go see my girl now that she's back, unfortunately Yuki was not available. I'm not even going to try to spell her name I saw, hell I likely can't even pronounce it. She was short around 5' with tall heals, tight body, long hair with a flower in stick in it, early 20's. Nice natural full B cup with great nips. Went for the hour standard donation and tip. Table shower is fiberglass and uncomfortable, standard scrub and BBBJ. Back to the room and continues with BBBJ she doesn't take it very deep but makes up for it in suction and use of both hands. She actually got me off fairly quick with rim job and reach around the first round. Cleaned up and began the massage let me tell you this chick hands down in my opinion blows everybody away in the massage department at the local go to AMPs in Central Florida. So prior to her literally almost putting me to sleep I initiated round two. She hops on top and attempted to DFK (fucking gross) which I instantly blocked, she works her way down and back to BBBJ. A few minutes into it she spends around to 69 where I go for the reverse shocker and was pleasantly surprised when she excepted it with no resistance. A few minutes later she hops on it CG, hit the rest of the alphabet at one point ended up doggy in her dumper which she took like a champ, when it was time pulled off the bag and finished in her mouth. Back to more that great massage until time ran out.

The new place is kind of weird, shares the parking lot with an orthodontist and a chiropractor. It was a little weird walking out as a mother and her kid were walking out of the orthodontist at the same time. When you walk in just behind the desk hanging on the wall There are a few massage therapist licenses they have their pictures on them I believe I saw the one on top.

[Horsetrader]

While I think you're right about the streetwalkers, very few places can compare to Philadelphia for AMP's, there are about 40 Blue Oceans there. .

I used to do business in Philadelphia and have visited about 10 of the Philly AMPs over the years. The Philly prices are lower and the girls are at least as pretty as Orlando, but, the services do not match Orlando.

Just my humble opinion, yours is different.