Massage Parlor Reports

[Biliator]

Treated myself to 4-hands at Relax on Cermak yesterday aft. The massage was not half bad and the rest of the festivities were much better! PM for details.

[ZzTopSterZz]

Hey experienced AMP goers. I recently relocated to Chicago from another midwestern city south of here where I was extremely familiar with this scene. I have been doing my homework via this website and google but have one outstanding question. What is the typical door fee and tip at an AMP for a decent massage and L1. There is a place nearby I am thinking about trying but don't know the rates around these parts for this kind of service.

Thanks in advance!

Reacting to the title given by Royal. Sorry for the diversion outside of focused mongering but google John Mulaney's "new in town" skit. Funny as heck.

[SzForLife]

Tried to go to Pine this morning early but you mongers already had it packed by 10 am. LOL. Decent looking woman told me to come back later. I ended up in Lagrange at the place on Plainfield Rd and Lagrange Rd. Mamasan gave me a dirty look when I rang the bell, and asked what I wanted. I said if this is a bad time, forget it, ill go elsewhere. She said no come in. I Drew Cherry, not bad looking and very talkative. No teasing whatsoever, and the towel stayed on the enrire session. Very good massage though. May repeat.

Place is very small, and the walls don't go up to the ceiling. But it was clean and the MT was decent looking and pleasant to talk to.

[Datsurman]

So, I show up at oki doki after being away for a while. Two chicks at the front. A skinny older chick behind the desk (maybe late 30's or early 40's) with a decent body. A 6. 5 or 7. I guess you could say she's cute. Definitely good enough for massage and L1. Then there's probably an 8. Good body. Late 20's or early 30's. Wearing "fuck me pumps" peach color with a 4 or 5 inch heel. Hot / sexy.

I pay 70 and go back to the room. Take off all my clothes and lay on the table naked as usual. Screw the towel. Of course the older chick comes in. She is pretending like she is brand new. I tell her I want the table shower. She takes me back and asks me to lay on the table and starts doing the typical shower. Moving fast like she's doing a speed wash. I tell her to slow down. She does. She avoids the crack. I'm already disappointed. I give her plenty of signals that I am not a pig. I'm reaching for her tits. Trying to grab her ass. She pretends to be shy. On the flip she does the wash and avoids the dick. This is just getting ridiculous, but I've been to oki doki several times before so I know this is just a BS act.

I'm obviously disappointed by the table shower. The massage is even worse. She puts on the towel. I immediately throw it on the floor and tell her I'm hot and don't' want the towel. She starts massage without oil. But it wasn't a massage. She's just pressing on me. What the hell is this? I tell her to use oil. She does. It's better than whatever she was doing before but she is avoiding even inner thighs. No teasing at all! What the hell?

Eventually I flip over. She points to my dick and asks if I want massage there. I'm like. DUH! - I've been grabbing you ass and reaching for your tits for the past 30 minutes. WTF? I didn't even answer the question. I just asked her to take off her shirt. She says that's $100. I'm like damn. You don't even have a decent set of tits, why would I pay $100 to see them? She said, OK. Then give me 60. Fine. That's what I expected. She makes me get the 60 before continuing.

The only positive thing I can say about this woman is that her handjob felt wonderful. Although I don't know if that was because of her skill level or if it was just that I was horny AF. But whatever it was, the handjob felt great and I didn't feel as pissed off as I would have been otherwise. I blew a tremendous load. Got handed a water and left.

Oki has been good to me in the past so I'll eventually give them another chance. I just need to make sure I let them know I'm not a newbie and try to stick with the same therapist in the future.

[Datsurman]

Seriously dude? If she was using soap, you will be just fine. Relax. You worry too much.

Saw Julie a few months back when I was in Chicago. AMP over on western. Decided to try the table shower. A lot of teasing. Didn't hesitate to grab my Dick to 'wash it. ' the only problem was that she first washed my ass. Then my back. Even though I took an actual shower before hand I couldn't stop thinking how unsanitary this was. Can't expect much, cause some naked trucker could have been laying on the same table before me.

Aside from that, Julie is very playful and I love it. I could understand her English too, so that's a plus. I saw her a second time and was not disappointed. Might go there again for round three, but I kind of want to see the other girls.

[HFlyers0]

Hey fellas -- any intel on Melissa (https://chicago.rubratings.com/126336)? Tried to search but lots of providers using the same name and didn't see anything. Also google searched her images but nothing came up that helped with verifying. She doesn't have a site or social media to check out as well. Appreciate the help!

[MikeJones333]

I didn't get more than L1, but heard that there is more on a menu there, although YMMV.

Mostly L1 for me as well. Was curious to see if anyone here got more and if so which provider?

[Member #5942]

Located on Belmont, 2851. Yasmina, thick latina, blonde hair, yoga pants and v neck top to show off large cans. 30 min is 60. Standard is 40. There are about 4 rooms. Front door locked and plenty of signs saying no sexual services. Ignore the signs. She was nice and did the job. This place only accepts cash. I'm not into thr latina market but every once in a while the variety is good. Also, Alex is the name of the one I recommend ftom vida. Otherwise, avoid vida. Lot o construction on belmont so parking hard to find. On my way back to car, I saw a blonde euro walking my way. Of course she looked hot. We smiled and she kept walking. If she worked at a spa, she would be a 10!.

[MeowMix414]

Saw Julie a few months back when I was in Chicago. AMP over on western. Decided to try the table shower. A lot of teasing. Didn't hesitate to grab my Dick to 'wash it. ' the only problem was that she first washed my ass. Then my back. Even though I took an actual shower before hand I couldn't stop thinking how unsanitary this was. Can't expect much, cause some naked trucker could have been laying on the same table before me.

Aside from that, Julie is very playful and I love it. I could understand her English too, so that's a plus. I saw her a second time and was not disappointed. Might go there again for round three, but I kind of want to see the other girls.

[Brexit]

Been there a few times and don't remember seeing very high level girl that might be this Marydo far.

People keep asking where Mary went. I'll say again, she's at Belmont Spa, at least some of the time. A one-time fan of hers at SXL, I've never actually had an appt with her at Belmont. And goodness, who knows what name she's using there, but as I saw her there today, if you're dying to see her, pretty safe bet to go in a Monday and work something out.

[Walker333]

Has anyone gotten more than the standard handshake at radiant or best?

I didn't get more than L1, but heard that there is more on a menu there, although YMMV.

[Walker333]

Hey experienced AMP goers. I recently relocated to Chicago from another midwestern city south of here where I was extremely familiar with this scene. I have been doing my homework via this website and google but have one outstanding question. What is the typical door fee and tip at an AMP for a decent massage and L1. There is a place nearby I am thinking about trying but don't know the rates around these parts for this kind of service.

Thanks in advance!

60-80 H + 40-60, good luck!

[Member #5942]

I was heading down belmont ave east when I saw a pretty latina girl get off the bus. She was wearing black leggings, v neck t shirt and hair was down mid back. I would say she was in her 20's. I passed the intersection amd pulled to the side. Not sure why I did that because a cop could pull me over. I rolled the window as she passed and said are you heading to work? She smiled and said yes and recognized me. She got in and I forgot her name. She said she was going to Vida spa. Ok, that is where I know her from. She is a really nice girl and more attractive when her hair is down and not pulled back. She is thin, about 5 foot 4 and younger. I remember she gave a nice massage and standard ending. I dropped her off and went to find parking. By the time I got to the spa, another monger booked her. Clay, you took my spot. Kudos as I really had no intention of going. Just odd that this girl would be so willing to get in a strangers car. I don't remember her name. It is not lola (lorena). Don't see lola (lorena) because her attitude sucks. Vida can be expensive so if you can afford it, its 75 at the door for one hour and 60 for standard. The girls here can be bitchy and are not all attractive. But this girl described today is very sweet. I recommend her. If I remember her name, ill post. Also. I never partook in street walkers. I never realized how many work the belmont cicero irving park area.

[Royals8078]

People keep asking where Mary went. I'll say again, she's at Belmont Spa, at least some of the time. A one-time fan of hers at SXL, I've never actually had an appt with her at Belmont. And goodness, who knows what name she's using there, but as I saw her there today, if you're dying to see her, pretty safe bet to go in a Monday and work something out.

Hey experienced AMP goers. I recently relocated to Chicago from another midwestern city south of here where I was extremely familiar with this scene. I have been doing my homework via this website and google but have one outstanding question. What is the typical door fee and tip at an AMP for a decent massage and L1. There is a place nearby I am thinking about trying but don't know the rates around these parts for this kind of service.

Thanks in advance!

[Call Me Slappy]

Hey guys,
Ruby?

https://chicago.rubratings.com/50569

I typically see agency girls and have only gone to one massage that I feel was way overpriced but I thought the girl was hot. Not sure if these would be similar cases. For example, Adrianna charges 150 for hhr nuru and 250 for the hr. Wonder if it includes anything.

Not the girl in the pics, but tall and good looking, definitely does not have the cans.

Decent legit massage. Pricey hour with standard finish, go with the hh.

Add in upgrades and you're tipping on the high side.

Man, I've been riding the GPS+ train too long here!