Massage Parlor Reports

**Oscar007** · 08-07-18 21:46

Is there anyone out there in massage land that still offers birthday special?

**Lance28** · 08-07-18 09:36

Finally connected and saw Hayley at Serenity. I knew going in that I was going to overpay, so that part is what it is ($120 hh). Overall, I'd say my experience is similar to other reports I've read. Hayley is not the girl in the pictures she posts in the ad, but she is super hot for a 40 something. Tall and very skinny, nice round little ass and hops up on the table to give you a close up view. As others have reported, she was super aggressive with dirty talk and got right to the flip. While I might prefer a slower session, it was fun to get right to it rather than pretend to enjoy a shitty "massage" from some of the girls out there that just spread oil around on you for 20 minutes then flip you over. Roaming allowed but no FIV, gave me both HJ + prostate. I think more could be available after a few visits (she did say no FS) but honestly I'm good after one. But, for a one time deal. Totally worth it.

**Edge 1201** · 08-07-18 09:00

Originally Posted by MassageEnthusi [View Original Post]

I've seen the reviews hence asking a recommendation BETWEEN the three not of each one. A review and a recommendation are not the same thing in this context.

Go see Angela at Healthy Habits.

**MichiganMan686** · 08-07-18 07:20

Originally Posted by Soupy3838 [View Original Post]

Is Linda that you are speaking of the Linda from Pacific? She was the BEST IMHO.

Yes Linda from Pacific. I heard she purchased Wonder. I haven't been there since she did. She is awesome just wanted to try MBD I guess. Looking for info. Thanks.

**Bismark** · 08-07-18 05:21

Originally Posted by MassageEnthusi [View Original Post]

I've seen the reviews hence asking a recommendation BETWEEN the three not of each one. A review and a recommendation are not the same thing in this context.

So much depends on what you want out of the experience that it really isn't possible to give you a sensible recommendation. It is easier for you to peruse the various reviews and make up your mind that way.

If you can't or won't do that, try Serenity. That recommendation comes based on no information about you and as the result of a random selection from the four. If you don't like it, go somewhere else next. I'm not trying to be flip; there isn't another answer with the information available.

**MassageEnthusi** · 08-06-18 23:32

Originally Posted by Edge1201 [View Original Post]

Panacea has been reviewed here many, many times. Search the thread. YMMV with Angela at HH. She's been on her own on the near West side for a while & can be a little flakey. Serenity is on Plainfield across from Lowe's and also been reviewed here several times. Don't forget MBD on Michigan Ave near Plymouth.

I've seen the reviews hence asking a recommendation BETWEEN the three not of each one. A review and a recommendation are not the same thing in this context.

**Edge 1201** · 08-06-18 21:57

Originally Posted by MassageEnthusi [View Original Post]

Debating between Panacea, Healthy Habits, and Serenity (if I can figure out where this one is). Would be a first time visitor to all 3. Any recommendations?

Panacea has been reviewed here many, many times. Search the thread. YMMV with Angela at HH. She's been on her own on the near West side for a while & can be a little flakey. Serenity is on Plainfield across from Lowe's and also been reviewed here several times. Don't forget MBD on Michigan Ave near Plymouth.

**Grube** · 08-06-18 18:03

Jessica maybe?

Originally Posted by MrMug [View Original Post]

Hey hey.

Was curious if anyone knew who this gal is? I recognize her from but don't know her name or if she even works anywhere anymore. Really cute girl and would love to get a massage from. Any help would be great thanks.

Mr. M.

**MrMug** · 08-06-18 10:20

Hey hey.

Was curious if anyone knew who this gal is? I recognize her from but don't know her name or if she even works anywhere anymore. Really cute girl and would love to get a massage from. Any help would be great thanks.

Mr. M.

**Stroker417** · 08-06-18 09:23

Originally Posted by Shawtren [View Original Post]

Well, RickDee, I'm sorry you had to experience that. That is certainly NOT the Amyna I see. While she is tough to schedule with, she has always been very good to me. I think you may have caught her stretching herself too thin by trying to please everyone.

I suggest you give her another shot!

-Shaw.

I agree with Shawtren. Give her another chance. Her massage is CMT quality and you'll love the sensual part.

**Shawtren** · 08-06-18 08:57

Well, RickDee, I'm sorry you had to experience that. That is certainly NOT the Amyna I see. While she is tough to schedule with, she has always been very good to me. I think you may have caught her stretching herself too thin by trying to please everyone.

I suggest you give her another shot!

-Shaw.

Originally Posted by RickDee [View Original Post]

Based on recommendations I contacted Amy for 1 hr massage. I'm new here and have no contacts, so it's tough without references. She was quick to respond by text and it was a great start. Set time for next day, but didn't get final confirmed response back. I showed up without getting a reply and she was getting started with another customer. Long story short, Amy shuffled the customer deck and offered to take me back for 30 min instead of the hr, other client agreed to wait (was a regular, might have been one of you guys, who knows.). Amy reads these reviews, so I'm sure she'll know who I am after reading that!

She apologized for the double booking and was very sweet about it and tried to be accommodating. Easy to talk to, made me feel at ease. Room was OK, fairly dark. Pictures were fairly close. She's attractive, not petite and def. Not a spinner but OK. Started back rub, lotion and oil mix was nice, pressure was good, overall good. We talked about the business and other parlors, it was interesting. Teasing was good. Finished with the back rub, cleaned up the oils with a hot towel, very nice and felt good. Started 'relaxing touch' and it was great, but clothes stayed on, and I'm still face down. Said she forgot (it was only a half hour, so things accelerated from there. Her technique escalated and some miscommunication lead to a kind of disappointing end. No flip, no disrobing, minimal opportunity for roaming since I was face down the whole time.

I didn't leave a huge tip due to the disappointing scheduling and overall poor outcomes, but I would try again. She seemed good and apologized for all the mix-ups. Just kind of an odd encounter all around.

**CarlHannogan** · 08-05-18 17:44

OK I haven't seen Lisa only seen Layla but there pictures look the same are they the same person. And how is Hayley I seen a picture of her and she looks like a BP girl I dreamed about years ago if it's the same girl she would be in her late 20's by now.

**MassageEnthusi** · 08-05-18 16:35

Debating between Panacea, Healthy Habits, and Serenity (if I can figure out where this one is). Would be a first time visitor to all 3. Any recommendations?

**RickDee** · 08-05-18 15:00

Based on recommendations I contacted Amy for 1 hr massage. I'm new here and have no contacts, so it's tough without references. She was quick to respond by text and it was a great start. Set time for next day, but didn't get final confirmed response back. I showed up without getting a reply and she was getting started with another customer. Long story short, Amy shuffled the customer deck and offered to take me back for 30 min instead of the hr, other client agreed to wait (was a regular, might have been one of you guys, who knows.). Amy reads these reviews, so I'm sure she'll know who I am after reading that!

She apologized for the double booking and was very sweet about it and tried to be accommodating. Easy to talk to, made me feel at ease. Room was OK, fairly dark. Pictures were fairly close. She's attractive, not petite and def. Not a spinner but OK. Started back rub, lotion and oil mix was nice, pressure was good, overall good. We talked about the business and other parlors, it was interesting. Teasing was good. Finished with the back rub, cleaned up the oils with a hot towel, very nice and felt good. Started 'relaxing touch' and it was great, but clothes stayed on, and I'm still face down. Said she forgot (it was only a half hour, so things accelerated from there. Her technique escalated and some miscommunication lead to a kind of disappointing end. No flip, no disrobing, minimal opportunity for roaming since I was face down the whole time.

I didn't leave a huge tip due to the disappointing scheduling and overall poor outcomes, but I would try again. She seemed good and apologized for all the mix-ups. Just kind of an odd encounter all around.

**Penmp** · 08-05-18 14:10

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

She had me week in the knees too.

Eric Clapton said it best, Layyyyla you got me on my knees.

I'm glad to hear you had fun.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...c/226806019880

Recent chatter about skip the games not having real providers isn't true. Layla is real, available and No B.S.

All the sites have their B.S. going on, you have to learn how to sort them out. First don't bother with the ones that look TGTBT.
Happy hunting

Benz. Are the rates on the picture in her ad correct?