Massage Parlor Reports

[Amerioca]

A few days ago, I hit Lucky Spa. Entrada was. 6, HR. Hooked up with a Jo? She was a Viet spinner, prolly in her late 20's or early 30's. Nice tits, decent body. First 20 min. , she gave me a great massage, walked on my back. Man, felt great. Flipped, CBJ. She attacked my penor like a Chupacabra. I've never seen a head go up and down so fast! Super head! Removed raincoat, got handy. The things she did with her hands was amazing, and learned a few things from my observations of her. At a later time, I will try the techniques learned on myself; however, my disadvantage are my hands. To big! My bald avenger finally spit. I was properly cleaned. Tipped her a 1.

[Lovergrrl]

Sucks that the world doesn't treat everyone equally.

I get way more hits than misses so no complaints here 😀.

[BigFish999]

I dream today that I went to Le Palace, read good stories here about Yuki, . 35 entrance, first 5 min crapy masaage, then fun starts and the touch is very erotic and soft, feels very good. But. But. But. When I was up negotiation starts. She says for HE. 40 no touch, . 60 touch up only No FIV, I said yes waiting for something out of the crowd, I start requesting to touch the golfs and after 15 minutes she get upsets and says I ask for too much, that sheonly does hammer or that's what I understood. I lost interest because of her attitude and even help her with the HE. 15 more minutes of crap back massage and I left because I was dissapointed and bored. That was my dream and I don't want to repeat it.

[Jax O]

Who are you talking about? Tessa? No, Tessa looks nothing like her photo, she looks like Emma Roberts. Tessa's photo looks like they stole it from JordynJones (I think that's her name, she's some instagram star) or LorenGray (also another instagram model). But, the real Tessa has very short blonde hair, like ear length short.

I also think I found who's photo they use for Nicole, it's some girl I follow on instagram but I can't seem to find it right now.

Thanks dude.

[SpikeBites]

What's her hair look like (long? Pigtails? Anything distinctive). Something about that photo really reminded me of a stripper, ehen, "dancer / entertainer" I am infatuated with. Reallly curious. Did she look anything like the photo?

Who are you talking about? Tessa? No, Tessa looks nothing like her photo, she looks like Emma Roberts. Tessa's photo looks like they stole it from JordynJones (I think that's her name, she's some instagram star) or LorenGray (also another instagram model). But, the real Tessa has very short blonde hair, like ear length short.

I also think I found who's photo they use for Nicole, it's some girl I follow on instagram but I can't seem to find it right now.

[SpikeBites]

Recently stopped by honey. What I really enjoy about the place is that all the girls are super friendly and nice, and they give you the full half hour even if I am a bit more sensitive than the average guy.

Unfortunately, I didn't quite get that with Zoey today. I understand I was probably her last appointment for the day, but my experience with her was pretty mediocre compared to previous times. Very little to no tease on the nuru (which was basically her massaging me) with her hands. Flipped over pretty quick and she seemed pretty whatever about things. She also forgot to wipe my back off. All in all, it wasn't as personal as it usually has been for me. I will be sticking to my favorites; hopefully, this'll save you guys some time too.

Who is your favorite at Honey?

[HowdyDoody32]

Ahahahaha but you're a female monger. I remember one time you said you went into a place and the papasan assumed you wanted to work there or something wahahahahhahaha. Never had that happen to me. Sucks that the world doesn't treat everyone equally.

[Lovergrrl]

. But at petite, everything is on the table for every girl I've seen. It's predictable and newbie friendly for people who just want to get laid ahahahaha.

My first (and last) time at Petite I drew Anna, a hot viet MILF who spoke perfect English. She never shut the fuck up the entire session and when I hit her up for some fun she said that she didn't want to get in trouble LOL. What a joke. Guess she thought I was LE or something, so I got the same kind of treatment that you got at BB. Never went back.

[Jax O]

Saw Tessa walking out. She looks like Emma Roberts, Julia Roberts niece. So she's a cutie, maybe early 20's.

Saw Tee walking out, and she's your typical vietnamese spinner girl, maybe mid to late twenties, possibly early thirties.

My appointment was with Sara and she's a solid 8/10. Definitely very beautiful and rock hard body.

What's her hair look like (long? Pigtails? Anything distinctive). Something about that photo really reminded me of a stripper, ehen, "dancer / entertainer" I am infatuated with. Reallly curious. Did she look anything like the photo?

[HowdyDoody32]

Oh ok cool. Well, just because you said it's worth it, I'll try again LOL. But I can only drop 60 bucks so many times for only crappy massages LOL. Don't think she will remember me either hahahaha.

But yeah, I replied to some guy complaining how he was screened at an mp and got nothing other than the "that's it, I'm done, is that ok?" thing. Which is why I recommend places like petite. Decent looking women, never have to negotiate, never get upselled, always same price for same service, etc. It's great for newbies.

Even at great places like HT, you get women who will ask, "how much you got?" or have different girls quote different prices. Also some women only do HE, some do CBJ, and some do everything. But at petite, everything is on the table for every girl I've seen. It's predictable and newbie friendly for people who just want to get laid ahahahaha.

[Rondooo]

Yeah, a hint for a shitty place you shouldn't come back to. There are lots of places that are 100% fuck rate provided you know what you're doing.

Go to Petite in Stanton. One of my fav.

Go in.

Say you've been there before.

Get Fully undressed.

Lay face up, not down.

Girl comes in.

Say you been here before and you want everything.

140 smacks.

Get laid guaranteed.

140 in total or without the door dough.

[Lovergrrl]

I went to BB once, had an older viet lady with a nice body and large shoulder tattoo. But they were suspicious of me. I didn't even get a handy LOL.

Yeah they are no where near as bad as some ultra paranoid places, but they are cautious. I know who you are referring to. She's the manager / MMS who also provides service when it suits her. Smoking body despite the man-mades that have seen better days and a face with way too much work done. But she does give a helluva performance if she likes you. My first time with her she was suspicious as hell and it took most of the session for me to win her over. Her girls like her since they know how careful she is with screening customers to her level of comfort.

[Pointyxstick]

Recently stopped by honey. What I really enjoy about the place is that all the girls are super friendly and nice, and they give you the full half hour even if I am a bit more sensitive than the average guy.

Unfortunately, I didn't quite get that with Zoey today. I understand I was probably her last appointment for the day, but my experience with her was pretty mediocre compared to previous times. Very little to no tease on the nuru (which was basically her massaging me) with her hands. Flipped over pretty quick and she seemed pretty whatever about things. She also forgot to wipe my back off. All in all, it wasn't as personal as it usually has been for me. I will be sticking to my favorites; hopefully, this'll save you guys some time too.

[YellowFinTuna]

Went over to Honey Tuesday evening and I tried to park my rig at Home Depot down the street because it isn't even fitting in the park lot at Honey. The OC Fair parking has everything jacked up in the area. The streets surrounding Honey are all "resident only" parking and when I stopped in at the HD down the block. Security was biking over to kick me out before I even got out of the cab. I went to Emerald in North OC and had Angie. Newbie MILF with a great attitude, firm knockers and a great handshake. Fairly good looking but the massage was lackluster at best. .6 for an hour and. 6 tip. A bit short on the hour, but since the massage was so-so, - it wasn't much of a a loss.

[HowdyDoody32]

Some of the hottest girls that I have ever had were at BB down the street. Never found anything to rave about at Petite, except maybe the great parking

I went to BB once, had an older viet lady with a nice body and large shoulder tattoo. But they were suspicious of me. I didn't even get a handy LOL.