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[FlbMac31]

My pleasure. But can't take credit for what was a group effort. A bunch of us vets under care at the VA there in St PEte all have various issues from war-related wounds or botched surgeries. As sufferers do, we talk about our issues because we can releate. I always thought I was in bad shape after losing a nut, 80% of my prostate and most nerve endings in my thighs and penis after a mine blast in Viet Nam. I was never supposed to have kids but ended up married for 44 years and 14 youngsters. They lied, and I never stopped having them I think more out of excitement that I could actually have them. Some guys were far worse than me.

The common bond between us was that we discovered although regular intercourse was out of the question, a good blow job could make it happen. So the rating really measures consistency to 3 and 2 more levels based on our inability to finish without some incredible expertise. It allowed us old fart mongers a measuring tool when we referred each other to providers.

Young guys usually have no issues, but if you can litterally get a guy off after a prostectomy. Well, you are really, really good. And there are only three who ever met the 5-diamond test.

I am a long-time Clearwater resident now living in Orlando. You may recall Taylor of St Pete, now retired, Nikki the Italian of St Pete, trying to retire, and Olivia, who knows where. All were 5-diamond experts. The key though is getting off and returning within 2-hrs to repeat the feat. Getting back is the killer for the award.

Altamonte Nikki here in Orlando wants to give it a shot on 1 August. Who am I to say no.

BTW: A small group of senior mongers here use the scale and jokingly refer to "passing the mac test. ".

Suggestions and arguments are accepted. It has already been suggested but not added to include car dates since a lot of guys just flat can't in a car. OR age criteria. Couple that with age, now 71.

Mac Out.

Nice rating Mr. Flbmac. May I get your permission to use your rating system on my next review? You should copyright it. LOL.

[JoeHh]

Just for grins brothers.

An Old Vets Guide To Measuring Oral Quality.

 The Novice. Saw a dick when she was babysitting some years ago. Makes a effort to perform oral sex but terrified something might "happen" and will argue in just a few moments to let her "pussy do the work. " Attention to the head only with little desire or effort to participate. Let's move on.

61556; The Journeyman. A 1-diamond learner who can get a rise to the occassion and is developing technique to finish the job but is often too soft, too much teeth, no depth, and little technique. No charisma to combine technique and excitement to finish the job, but inconsistently makes it happen. In training.

61556;61556; The Expert. A 2-diamond specialist whose personalized technique is developed and can consistently use body language, depth, stroke, smell and physical contact to hit target to either run to spit or swallow. Unafraid whose motto is "I suck cock for a living" and isn't starving. She has finally figured out male anatomy and knows all the trigger zones including prostate massage if required. The healthy man's dream come true.

61556;61556;61556; The Queen. A 3-diamond expert whose talent has developed to overcome personal client diversity and can make a dead dick rise in spite of anatomical or physiological challenges. An ED sufferer's dream come true.

61556;61556;61556;61556; The Empress. A 4-diamond expert who has progressed to meet all previous criteria but can provide sex therapy quality care to repeat an orgasm within any given two hour period regardless of age, medical condition, surgical or prostate status. A truely rare find whose referals come from her own clients.

I love Holly. She is great. Every time is like a first time with her.

[Riley4511]

Having read a few recent review's of Lauren (Erica's sister) I thought I'd see if she was up for play. She responded quickly to my text and I was on my way to her new hideaway just north of the Airport (a nice move up from the Busch / Fowler area).

When I knocked on her door, I found not only Lauren but Erica both smiling and laughing. Erica looked much better than the baggy sweatpants and sweatshirt I saw her last time at Mia's in early June. But Lauren was ravishing with her flowing long hair and freckles, and lithe spinner curves hugging her top and pants. Erica said goodbye as Lauren locked the door and we introduced ourselves with a few light kisses.

As my hands roamed everywhere I could, Lauren shivered with goose bumps, and I stopped to take my shoes off. But as I turned, Lauren was completely naked in a flash, and her 1000 watt smile dared me to take the next move. Her freckles drove me to kiss them, followed by her very erect nipples she liked the attention from my tongue and I have to admit that Lauren is nipplicious! Quickly tossing my clothes aside I asked her to lay down so that I could properly worship her tall, lithe body. "That tickles!" she said, as I licked lower to her belly button, her curvaceous abdomen, her smooth thighs, and her lickable calves. She stopped me before I wanted to dive into her honey pot, keeping her pretty panties on "Next time," she said, as she told ME to lie down, instead.

Changing positions, she then dropped her panties and climbed between my thighs as she started to introduce Mr. Happy. She gave me a serviceable BBBJ before asking if I had brought a party hat (I've learned to always be prepared) and she wrapped my rascal. While she had earlier mentioned that she prefers to be on the bottom, she was happy to accommodate my preference of letting her ride me cowboy, because the view was fantastic. And WOW can she move! She'd pound down on me while I pounded up into her, and when she rocked back and forth she simply got me gushing into the hat. The view, the squirming Lauren is one great little screw!

She went for a warm wash cloth and while I washed myself she was re-dressed in a flash. We shared a few more quick kisses before she opened the door for her sister Erica to come back in while she went downstairs. Which gave me a couple of minutes to chat with Erica, or was it Erica flirting with me? She is so tiny but I have to admit, she kisses better than her sister and her bubble butt fits neatly into the palm of my hand. She also mentioned that she enjoyed finishing the can of whipped cream I gave to Mia the last time I saw her, and she wouldn't mind if I'd bring HER some next time. Seems she has found that "Retirement sucks! According to Erica so consider her ready for play should you be interested.

You can find Lauren at Area Code 813, then west to 337, and further west to 2732.

And Erica (no longer retired) can be located at her previous coordinates: 813, followed between the very tight thighs of 603, and completely finishing at 0133.

Exactly what Mr OldsMan said. That hair and profile gets me everytime. Time for another Lauren run. Erica is trying to get back to her old self. Still "cute as a button".

[Riley4511]

Just for grins brothers.

An Old Vets Guide To Measuring Oral Quality.

 The Novice. Saw a dick when she was babysitting some years ago. Makes a effort to perform oral sex but terrified something might "happen" and will argue in just a few moments to let her "pussy do the work. " Attention to the head only with little desire or effort to participate. Let's move on.

61556; The Journeyman. A 1-diamond learner who can get a rise to the occassion and is developing technique to finish the job but is often too soft, too much teeth, no depth, and little technique. No charisma to combine technique and excitement to finish the job, but inconsistently makes it happen. In training.

61556;61556; The Expert. A 2-diamond specialist whose personalized technique is developed and can consistently use body language, depth, stroke, smell and physical contact to hit target to either run to spit or swallow. Unafraid whose motto is "I suck cock for a living" and isn't starving. She has finally figured out male anatomy and knows all the trigger zones including prostate massage if required. The healthy man's dream come true.

61556;61556;61556; The Queen. A 3-diamond expert whose talent has developed to overcome personal client diversity and can make a dead dick rise in spite of anatomical or physiological challenges. An ED sufferer's dream come true.

61556;61556;61556;61556; The Empress. A 4-diamond expert who has progressed to meet all previous criteria but can provide sex therapy quality care to repeat an orgasm within any given two hour period regardless of age, medical condition, surgical or prostate status. A truely rare find whose referals come from her own clients.

Nice rating Mr. Flbmac. May I get your permission to use your rating system on my next review? You should copyright it. LOL.

[FlbMac31]

Just for grins brothers.

An Old Vets Guide To Measuring Oral Quality.

 The Novice. Saw a dick when she was babysitting some years ago. Makes a effort to perform oral sex but terrified something might "happen" and will argue in just a few moments to let her "pussy do the work. " Attention to the head only with little desire or effort to participate. Let's move on.

61556; The Journeyman. A 1-diamond learner who can get a rise to the occassion and is developing technique to finish the job but is often too soft, too much teeth, no depth, and little technique. No charisma to combine technique and excitement to finish the job, but inconsistently makes it happen. In training.

61556;61556; The Expert. A 2-diamond specialist whose personalized technique is developed and can consistently use body language, depth, stroke, smell and physical contact to hit target to either run to spit or swallow. Unafraid whose motto is "I suck cock for a living" and isn't starving. She has finally figured out male anatomy and knows all the trigger zones including prostate massage if required. The healthy man's dream come true.

61556;61556;61556; The Queen. A 3-diamond expert whose talent has developed to overcome personal client diversity and can make a dead dick rise in spite of anatomical or physiological challenges. An ED sufferer's dream come true.

61556;61556;61556;61556; The Empress. A 4-diamond expert who has progressed to meet all previous criteria but can provide sex therapy quality care to repeat an orgasm within any given two hour period regardless of age, medical condition, surgical or prostate status. A truely rare find whose referals come from her own clients.

[Olds Man]

Having read a few recent review's of Lauren (Erica's sister) I thought I'd see if she was up for play. She responded quickly to my text and I was on my way to her new hideaway just north of the Airport (a nice move up from the Busch / Fowler area).

When I knocked on her door, I found not only Lauren but Erica – both smiling and laughing. Erica looked much better than the baggy sweatpants and sweatshirt I saw her last time at Mia's in early June. But Lauren was ravishing with her flowing long hair and freckles, and lithe spinner curves hugging her top and pants. Erica said goodbye as Lauren locked the door and we introduced ourselves with a few light kisses.

As my hands roamed everywhere I could, Lauren shivered with goose bumps, and I stopped to take my shoes off. But as I turned, Lauren was completely naked in a flash, and her 1000 watt smile dared me to take the next move. Her freckles drove me to kiss them, followed by her very erect nipples – she liked the attention from my tongue and I have to admit that Lauren is nipplicious! Quickly tossing my clothes aside I asked her to lay down so that I could properly worship her tall, lithe body. "That tickles!" she said, as I licked lower to her belly button, her curvaceous abdomen, her smooth thighs, and her lickable calves. She stopped me before I wanted to dive into her honey pot, keeping her pretty panties on – "Next time," she said, as she told ME to lie down, instead.

Changing positions, she then dropped her panties and climbed between my thighs as she started to introduce Mr. Happy. She gave me a serviceable BBBJ before asking if I had brought a party hat (I've learned to always be prepared) and she wrapped my rascal. While she had earlier mentioned that she prefers to be on the bottom, she was happy to accommodate my preference of letting her ride me cowboy, because the view was fantastic. And WOW can she move! She'd pound down on me while I pounded up into her, and when she rocked back and forth she simply got me gushing into the hat. The view, the squirming – Lauren is one great little screw!

She went for a warm wash cloth and while I washed myself she was re-dressed in a flash. We shared a few more quick kisses before she opened the door for her sister Erica to come back in while she went downstairs. Which gave me a couple of minutes to chat with Erica, or was it Erica flirting with me? She is so tiny but I have to admit, she kisses better than her sister and her bubble butt fits neatly into the palm of my hand. She also mentioned that she enjoyed finishing the can of whipped cream I gave to Mia the last time I saw her, and she wouldn't mind if I'd bring HER some next time. Seems she has found that "Retirement sucks! According to Erica – so consider her ready for play should you be interested.

You can find Lauren at Area Code 813, then west to 337, and further west to 2732.

And Erica (no longer retired) can be located at her previous coordinates: 813, followed between the very tight thighs of 603, and completely finishing at 0133.

[Jay Twogo]

Damn, that reminds me that I never got to meet Casey. Schedules just never worked out when I was in town. I have seen Kiko for many years, wow she just never seems to age. The two together would have been heaven. Can't wait till I can get back there to connect with Kiko again.

That picture brought up a lot of memories, and left my head spinning. I played with each individually a few times, not sure I could have handled the duo. I probably would have just laid there trying to decide what to do first with which.

It's a shame Casey didn't stay around longer than she did. Definitely one the highlight events of my trips to DM.

I'm glad to see Kiko back, wish she had more incall opportunities.

[Umbosit]

I've been a regular of hers for years but have always seen her at her incall hotel. Even though we have sporadically kept in touch, I haven't seen her in awhile and was surprised to hear that she is doing outcalls now. So I jumped at the chance to have her over to my place for an hour of fun. She showed up a little late because of some issue with her ride, but kept me informed while she made her way over. Great head as usual, I didn't want her to stop. I finished off in about a half hour. I'm a bit older, so I'm a one and done, but she stayed the whole time and we just hung around and chatted for a bit. A good time as always. I recommend.

Digits:

813-XXX-3238.

[StoutQuaff]

I know Erica has lost some weight (which she can't afford too), but she is still top notch and her and Lauren have actually moved to a place that is not a shit hole. They are now over on Hillsborough near the Veteran's that is not so sketchy. I was able to see them this evening (was with Erica) and her service is still great. Good BBJ with CFS and even with the lost weight, I love that ass (and sorry, I am a spinner kind of guy so she really fits the bill). I think Erica has actually put on a pound or two and on her small frame, it shows. Lauren was there when I arrived and she looks fantastic, but I know what I get with Erica, so I did not pull the trigger. I did get them both to give me a picture each. This is an old add for Erica https://liveescortreviews.com/ad/tam...0133/1/1488681 And Lauren can be found by heading down 813 West Fun Street, taking a left at 337th Street and looking for the the brick house at 2732 Hot Lane.

[HoChaser1]

Fuck that, if I'm in the mood for busting a nut in a workers mouth no condom, then I dip if they try that shit. I only ware condom when fucking their pussy or tight ass. She is clean, sucked me bare bac and took my nut in her mouth, but who know if she does that for everyone. I was just giving an update on her. Plenty of others out there that will suck the cum out you and swallow every drop. Good luck.

Her prev reviews were all bad, stink kitty, attitude, CBJ ect. Lets see if she has really changed.

[Tnt14]

Had the pleasure of seeing Kiko finally and MAN! She is all that and then some, not sure she is going to be around but I plan on seeing her often. Definetly the complete package and then some. Her number is (813) XXX-5680, enjoy this treat fellas.

[Cook72]

Kiko's pretty darn amazing but she just killed me by posting an old picture of herself with Casey.

Ultra petite and sweet Erica some how managed to lose a significant amount of weight. Still cute as a button and is a good time if you are into ribs.

Damn, that reminds me that I never got to meet Casey. Schedules just never worked out when I was in town. I have seen Kiko for many years, wow she just never seems to age. The two together would have been heaven. Can't wait till I can get back there to connect with Kiko again.

[Reaper400]

I am really wondering if her attitude and service have improved. I tried meeting with her once and she was trying to run the "I need to the money to pay for the room " crap before we can get started so I got started back to my car and exited. I may try again to see for myself.

Her prev reviews were all bad, stink kitty, attitude, CBJ ect. Lets see if she has really changed.

[TManXX71]

Kiko's pretty darn amazing but she just killed me by posting an old picture of herself with Casey.

Ultra petite and sweet Erica some how managed to lose a significant amount of weight. Still cute as a button and is a good time if you are into ribs.

Erica must be going through sometime because she is more like a shoe string than ribs. I hope that she rebounds.

[TManXX71]

https://independent.com.tampa.listcr...post/26638792/

Just saw this post by Lexi. It's been a few months since I seen her. I condom fucked her and got BBBJCIM 5 times. Veru good clean tight pussy, in all positions. She rejected anal. She was average sucking most times, one time sucking was way above average, but guess she was in the mood to suck some dick. I use to see her over at Lamp Lighter. Met her through other girls I would hang out with there. She seems stuck up, but was very cool, maybe because I was a regular with the girls and we all hung out sometimes. And her driver was my buddy, don't know if he is around, but he was just some dude the girls used for his car and sometimes gave him some head for his troubles. Anyway, she was fun and has a decent head game. I recommend her, but reviews from others that just are about business is needed to give a real indication of her customer service. Price was discounted for me too and was not rushed.

I am really wondering if her attitude and service have improved. I tried meeting with her once and she was trying to run the "I need to the money to pay for the room " crap before we can get started so I got started back to my car and exited. I may try again to see for myself.