Massage Parlor Reports

**WindBlown** · 07-13-18 17:29

Ashamed to be asking this but have never been to a AMP before and starting to wonder if I should try since the backpage world is pretty much and dried up. Since I haven't never been, would like to see if anyone could provide some tips on going to a AMP. First, how to say or hint for a HE or do they assume everyone wants a HE? Do I get to choose a girl if I'm there the first time? And what's the tips, I guess it depends on what is provided? Any tips would be much appreciated!

**LawnDarts45** · 07-11-18 21:24

New here and wanted to start helping out. Have had several visits to BVR and seen a number of different providers, including Kay, some other girls there now, and some past. Although I've had an issue once or twice asking for a specific person (and this is with making appointments), almost all of my experiences have been great no matter the provider, and usually include a really good massage. Never feel pressured or get up-selled. Only negative I'd say is fairly public location next to a busy highway, but it's well worth visiting!

**Sounds** · 07-08-18 09:36

Originally Posted by BigStar1 [View Original Post]

Called BVR and made a 2 o'clock appointment with Kay, unfortunately due to some slow drivers I got there about 10 minutes late. Just before I got there another car pulled into the parking lot. I waited a few minutes to let the monger get in the room and went in. I walked in and ask for Kay and was told she is busy. She came out of the back room and walked me into a room and told me I was late so she took another customer. She tried to talk to the other customer and tell him she had an appointment and he sounded like a real jerk, claiming he was there first and wouldn't change to a different provider. Kay came back all apologetic and ask me to take the other girl. I've had the other girl twice before when Kay wasn't available and while she gives a great massage, she is very mechanical with the he. So I left and went to Jade in Uxbridge. Girl did a nice massage, but no touching anything Utc. Got jack hammered, but junior just took his time and girl got a little sweat going. Got the whole hour and tipped $40. Hopefully next time Kay will remember that I left even though I had an appointment that she should have honored. I hope the other monger had a rotten time.

Bigstar1.

You were 10 minutes late. Did you call and let her know you would be late and was she OK with that? If not, IMHO she had no reason to honor your appointment. You did not honor your part of the bargain to be there at the agreed upon time. How would she know you were still going to show up? She had every right to take another client.

**Ambrose** · 07-07-18 23:29

Originally Posted by BigStar1 [View Original Post]

Called

I hope the other monger had a rotten time.

Bigstar1.

Sorry that happened to you but really, how could anyone have a rotten time with Kay? Even on her worst day she would be better than most others on their best day.

**Attract** · 07-07-18 19:09

Once I went to AMP the lady collected the house fee and asked me to get undressed. I was waiting for her to come back and I hear a door bell. After few minutes she comes back and asks me to get dressed and leave as the other guy had an appointment. It was such a disappointment that I never visited that place again.

She tried to tell me that she would retain the house fee and I could come later. But after a little hassle I got my house fee back and never returned.

Originally Posted by BigStar1 [View Original Post]

Called BVR and made a 2 o'clock appointment with Kay, unfortunately due to some slow drivers I got there about 10 minutes late. Just before I got there another car pulled into the parking lot. I waited a few minutes to let the monger get in the room and went in. I walked in and ask for Kay and was told she is busy. She came out of the back room and walked me into a room and told me I was late so she took another customer. She tried to talk to the other customer and tell him she had an appointment and he sounded like a real jerk, claiming he was there first and wouldn't change to a different provider. Kay came back all apologetic and ask me to take the other girl. I've had the other girl twice before when Kay wasn't available and while she gives a great massage, she is very mechanical with the he. So I left and went to Jade in Uxbridge. Girl did a nice massage, but no touching anything Utc. Got jack hammered, but junior just took his time and girl got a little sweat going. Got the whole hour and tipped $40. Hopefully next time Kay will remember that I left even though I had an appointment that she should have honored. I hope the other monger had a rotten time.

Bigstar1.

**BigStar1** · 07-07-18 17:19

Called BVR and made a 2 o'clock appointment with Kay, unfortunately due to some slow drivers I got there about 10 minutes late. Just before I got there another car pulled into the parking lot. I waited a few minutes to let the monger get in the room and went in. I walked in and ask for Kay and was told she is busy. She came out of the back room and walked me into a room and told me I was late so she took another customer. She tried to talk to the other customer and tell him she had an appointment and he sounded like a real jerk, claiming he was there first and wouldn't change to a different provider. Kay came back all apologetic and ask me to take the other girl. I've had the other girl twice before when Kay wasn't available and while she gives a great massage, she is very mechanical with the he. So I left and went to Jade in Uxbridge. Girl did a nice massage, but no touching anything Utc. Got jack hammered, but junior just took his time and girl got a little sweat going. Got the whole hour and tipped $40. Hopefully next time Kay will remember that I left even though I had an appointment that she should have honored. I hope the other monger had a rotten time.

Bigstar1.

**ARegularGuy** · 07-01-18 11:18

Met Linda, looked nice enough and about 35-40 I'd guess, went for the 1/2 hour. Started with immediate light touch and I started roaming while still face down she offered no resistence. About 2 minutes in I sit up and motion the service I'm looking for. She was good with that, left with the donation and returned to get undressed. Linda has unusually youthful looking man made C's that were totally non responsive, I had trouble even finding her nipples in this dream, too bad. I wanted to take it slow but Linda wanted to keep things moving on, as I dreamt of FIV, out came the alcohol spray but still no penetration allowed, no oral action either but she took a pretty good pounding on the table. English was limited to AMP business phrases like "half hour, you come back, no, you so big" etc. She had a black dress that stayed on to cover her mid section, looked like she had a C section scar but unlike many AMP girls, she was shaved clean. My dream was not great, not terrible, mediocre I suppose. I prefer more teasing and playfulness even if its only a hh visit.

ARG.

Originally Posted by Spectator [View Original Post]

Saw Linda today. Had been over at Hurrican Bettys for a beer as I didn't feel like driving to Prov, but wanted something new. Had not been there before. As soon as Iwalk in about 100 patch wearing Hells Angels and other assorted bikers roll in and its a zoo. The talent there was low, and it was one black chick with saggy boobs. I had a couple beers hoping it would get better, but it didn't. Rolled over to C' street. Got Linda. Linda is just ok looking, probably 35, and has small Bees. After a moment or 3 of light teasing it was off to the races. The other girl there was just sitting on the couch and Linda offered 4 hands. Saturday afternoons must be slow. We did our thing and after she gave me my full hour of light but nice massage. 60+140.

FYI the pizza joint next door has $6 large pepperoni, which was a nice after party snack, and for the price was pretty damn ok.

Wish I'd driven to Prov, I went back to HB after and the place was totally dead except for one youngish flabby white girl and the same ghetto tatted up gang banger chics.

Pro Tip: If you run a strip joint, please don't hire FAT CHICS we can see them for free at any local bar. Thanks.

**ScottClark9** · 06-30-18 16:38

Originally Posted by JohnReid [View Original Post]

The landlord also owns the building where the Chinese Buffet is...

There are a few cuties who work at the Chinese Buffet. Maybe they should move over to trend and open up a side business.

**ARegularGuy** · 06-30-18 11:49

Is probably full massage service. I've been to this place, pretty liberal with roaming but I doubt FS as we know it is what is being advertised.

ARG.

Originally Posted by BigHead [View Original Post]

This ad says Full Service.

http://backpage24.com/index/detail/id/261.html

-BH.

**Big Head** · 06-30-18 04:59

This ad says Full Service.

http://backpage24.com/index/detail/id/261.html

-BH.

**JohnReid** · 06-30-18 03:27

Originally Posted by ScottClark9 [View Original Post]

I drive by TREND in Hudson every day, and for the last couple of weeks, the typical Massage sign hasn't been out front, and the place looks deserted. Anyone know anything about it?

Trend Closed rather abruptly at the end of April. The landlord came down with a bunch of B. S. To force them out. They'd only had 6 weeks to find a new place and it just wasn't enough time. At one point they found a place in the down town area but the landlord there came back and refused them. (Because they were a massage establishment.).

As much as the landlord was a lying sack of shit, it is never a good idea to bring something like this to court.

The landlord also owns the building where the Chinese Buffet is, along with other investments. One of them is a cutesy restaurant in the 'ever-so-upcoming revitalized business district in avant-garde downtown Hudson. (sarcasm!

Being a leading business person in promoting the "New Hudson Image' most likely was behind it all.

T. are. E. and. D. Hopes to reopen within the surrounding area in the near future.

**ScottClark9** · 06-29-18 21:04

I drive by TREND in Hudson every day, and for the last couple of weeks, the typical Massage sign hasn't been out front, and the place looks deserted. Anyone know anything about it?

**ScottClark9** · 06-29-18 20:53

Saw a new place called "Jasmine Body Spa" on Rt. 20 in Auburn (between I-395 and the Cumby's). I think the place opened up after the demise of BP so there was no advertising. Wasn't sure if it was a traditional AMP or what, so I TOFT.

I was greeted very warmly by a young-ish looking woman, lots of hugs, hand-holding, and almost kisses. So I knew I was on to something.

Her name was Ku-ku (or cookoo? I opted for the hour. The massage was average to good. Good pressure, and not rushed. Then the flip and tease. Standard HE offering. I also got some reluctant UTC up top (non-existent A's under a steel belted bra). But that was as far as it would go. She said no to everything else.

Standard finish, was OK, but I probably won't repeat since there are better offerings elsewhere. $.6 + .4.

**Sjbwm09** · 06-28-18 20:00

I was able to BVR this afternoon. I believe it way Kay I saw, but had hard time understanding her. Thought she said Kali. When we were done and was talking it looked like she had problem with her mouth. Almost like she had a mini stroke or Bells Palsey. Didn't affect the service. My only real complaint was her lack of allowing more UTC roaming. Barely got one nip out from the boulderholder. Nothing below the waist. So, I would rate her lowest of the 3. All 3 give a GREAT medium massage. Have absolutely NO complaints on any of them on that. None short you on time (all went the full hour and then some). IF you wanted to go for just a straight massage then ANY of them would be great. If you're looking for the traditional HE then I rate Yo-Yo as giving just that little bit more. Nikki a close 2nd and Kay 3rd. For my $$ and time I'll try for YoYo. Just my opinion. Your mileage may vary.

**MegaSean** · 06-26-18 13:27

Originally Posted by LustyB [View Original Post]

I guess I should drive over and see, but does anybody know if this place is still open? Wendy and Chi Chi used to be there. Chi chi would get butt naked on the table with you.

It is still open but the days of Wendy and CiCi are long gone. Last time I went I saw Anna I think she is the owner and the service was horrible. After the flip she gave a very unenthusiastic ending I managed to get the girls out but I guess I took too long and she got a bit disgruntled and took them away. After the finish she started mumbling Something about if I had seen her on the street I wouldn't even like her. When I gave her the Standard tip she scoffed at it and told me not to be so cheap next time. Last time I ever go here.