Massage Parlor Reports

[HeadShot]

The review you quoted from jayce Dragon is referring to Emily, not lywanna.

I have seen Lywanna a few times and I agree, sometimes folks have their days. I have had a couple of visits with her that were fantastic, she was fun, lively and fully engaged in the process. Kinda blew my mind on the first visit, actually. I've had a couple where she seemed too preoccupied and not all there. That being said, and while she may not offer the highest quality CMT-level massage, I would definitely recommend her just for the possibility of catching her on a good day. I know that for the price we pay we want them to be fantastic all the time, but it's unrealistic. I wish I had the time and money to spend on mediocre visits, I just don't. Still trying to figure out the best ways to make sure I have a great visit (other than just sticking with the 2-3 providers I know I can count on). Also probably not too realistic.

[GRpal]

Big surprise, it's not the girl in the pics. Normally I'd walk away, but the girl behind the door was very cute in her own right so I gave it a shot. It's one of those deals where you're actually texting her "handler" and they set everything up on the girls behalf. I got the $ Nuru. It was not Nuru nor would I really even call it a massage...but the negatives stops there. The actual girl you meet is a younger 20s latina or mixed gal with a petite, no baby damaged body with beautiful large natural breasts and a nice little behind. She asked if I was there for the Massage or the GFE, I had no idea GFE was an option, apparently .5 more, but I didn't have it on me, so I had to stick with the massage. We both got fully undressed and laid on the bed, she rubbed my back for 5 minutes, legs for 5 minutes, then I flipped, rubbed my chest for 5 minutes then came Mr. Happy. She did a great job with him and I was allowed to roam uninhibited with my hands and a little kissing on her breasts. After, she washed me up and gave me a hug, no rushing even though I think she was hopping in the shower for her next friend. I was slightly misled, but overall I was pleased with the outcome! Hoping I can get back for the GFE as she looked and smelled wonderful! Hotel on 28th and Kraft.


https://cityxguide.com/escorts/nude-body-slides-with-a-smile-only-100-12091353

[NoseJelly]

Anyone been to Oriental Massage on Breton 200 ft south of 28th Street tucked in the corner of the strip mall? Any HJ Happy Endings?

Fabulous massage. Worst HJ I've ever had! Will not repeat. How difficult is it to jack a cock?!!!! F*&k!!
NJ

[LandRover20]

I love that woman she is very cool to be around and she works on what you ask of her. It terms of just good personality she is at the top 10 of people in general in my book. Her skills worked very nice for me. Sometimes folks have their days.

I have seen Lywanna a few times and I agree, sometimes folks have their days. I have had a couple of visits with her that were fantastic, she was fun, lively and fully engaged in the process. Kinda blew my mind on the first visit, actually. I've had a couple where she seemed too preoccupied and not all there. That being said, and while she may not offer the highest quality CMT-level massage, I would definitely recommend her just for the possibility of catching her on a good day. I know that for the price we pay we want them to be fantastic all the time, but it's unrealistic. I wish I had the time and money to spend on mediocre visits, I just don't. Still trying to figure out the best ways to make sure I have a great visit (other than just sticking with the 2-3 providers I know I can count on). Also probably not too realistic.

[Khalst89]

I gave a second chance because everyone deserves it. I thought her bf coming home was a fluke thing that happens to a lot of girls. Also anytime I don't have to pay an owner a potion of the fee, I'll usually try and give them a second chance. She's also a veteran and didn't think she'd fuck another veteran over like that. But you are right, the classifieds on here have some amazing woman, that I've seen multiple times. But there is also some amazing woman I've found off Facebook that were horrible the first visit, but I gave them a second chance and now they are in my rotation. You win some you lose some.

With all the great options we have why in the hell did you give her more of your money? I feel bad you lost your first stack of cash but this one is on you. Thanks for the report but I don't think anyone was going to see her based on your first report. Go to USA Classifieds and throw a dart. I guarantee your experience will be better than this.

[Bronco6566]

Avoid at all costs. She'll hustle you. So I decided to give her another chance and it was worse than before. So paid her $100 for an hour. All started ok, than she's talking about being pregnant which I don't need to know the details of, but she thought I did. After 15 min the landlord knocks on the door so I get pissed. She comes back and says they're here to fix the plumbing I ask for my money back because I'm leaving and going somewhere else. She declines to return the money and tells me to stay put they'll be in and out. Ten min later they leave and she starts again. No teasing, no nothing. She's also using a exfoliating massager on me. Doesn't use hands at all just this corded massager. She than starts talking about how the neighbor above her had bed bugs now her apartment does too. Which I would have loved to know at the beginning of the session for I could run like hell out of there. Well after which she starts small teasing, when suddenly her brother walks into the house. At that point I'm like fuck this I'm done. I thought last time was maybe a one time thing and decided to give her another chance. Horrible mistake. She doesn't use any hands she complains about the dead skin she's exfoliating off you. When I pointed out it's an exfoliating head attachment she's says no it's a massaging head. *****, I go to a dermatologist once a month for a deep cleaning exfoliation, I know what I'm talking about. But yes save your money and go somewhere else. She'll hustle you. She even promised it would be different than the last time. It was different, it was worse.

With all the great options we have why in the hell did you give her more of your money? I feel bad you lost your first stack of cash but this one is on you. Thanks for the report but I don't think anyone was going to see her based on your first report. Go to USA Classifieds and throw a dart. I guarantee your experience will be better than this.

[MidMichGeezer]

Saw their ad on Craigslist they're in Lakeview. Contemplating toftt but wanted to see if anyone has been there yet first. Also kinda sketched out about it being across from a cop shop.

Did a early walkin. No surprise that of the two girls I saw, neither matched any of the three in the ad. Someone did a little remodeling in a old downtown storefront and forgot to run the walls to the ceiling. Rooms had doors but of course that didn't stop me from hearing noise in the other rooms. Started with, "Leave your underwear on and get between the sheets", which I was fine with as I would be embarrassed to admit I had a HE from this woman. A good massage but too far for me to drive for a repeat.

[Khalst89]

Avoid at all costs. She'll hustle you. So I decided to give her another chance and it was worse than before. So paid her $100 for an hour. All started ok, than she's talking about being pregnant which I don't need to know the details of, but she thought I did. After 15 min the landlord knocks on the door so I get pissed. She comes back and says they're here to fix the plumbing I ask for my money back because I'm leaving and going somewhere else. She declines to return the money and tells me to stay put they'll be in and out. Ten min later they leave and she starts again. No teasing, no nothing. She's also using a exfoliating massager on me. Doesn't use hands at all just this corded massager. She than starts talking about how the neighbor above her had bed bugs now her apartment does too. Which I would have loved to know at the beginning of the session for I could run like hell out of there. Well after which she starts small teasing, when suddenly her brother walks into the house. At that point I'm like fuck this I'm done. I thought last time was maybe a one time thing and decided to give her another chance. Horrible mistake. She doesn't use any hands she complains about the dead skin she's exfoliating off you. When I pointed out it's an exfoliating head attachment she's says no it's a massaging head. *****, I go to a dermatologist once a month for a deep cleaning exfoliation, I know what I'm talking about. But yes save your money and go somewhere else. She'll hustle you. She even promised it would be different than the last time. It was different, it was worse.

Met with Ana elyse for an hr massage. Paid a c-note for full body. Experience was horrid. Used a massaging wand 90% of time. Half way thru it her bf woke up and came in. Wouldn't leave for remainder of massage sat down and played video games. Asked why some nude guy was there and didn't know she was doing in draping massages. Would not repeat do not recommend. Here is her link. She can be found offering massages on Facebook market place. https://www.facebook.com/anaelyse123/.

[Jayce Dragon]

Anyone willing to share some info on Emily at MBD? I've read positive past reviews but not a lot of detail. How are her massage skills? Is the nuru nude or just topless? Her pics look great. Hows her body? Thanks for any info.

I love that woman she is very cool to be around and she works on what you ask of her. It terms of just good personality she is at the top 10 of people in general in my book. Her skills worked very nice for me. Sometimes folks have their days.

[NoseJelly]

Hope everyone is doing well. I have 3 girls I'm comfortable seeing, one from serenity, but all 3 are temporarily out of action and I'm just not seeing the talent on USA adult classifieds coupled with great intel that saves me from wasting time on disappointing girls. The other sites seem like mostly scams. I miss the days of back pages and more options. My greatest hope is that serenity is getting the new table installed and will be open soon. In the meantime if anyone knows any hot clean safe under 35 girls that do massage with HE let me know. Every time I walk into a massage parlor I'm disappointed.

Hot Clean Safe Under 35! That's funny! This is West Michigan, not Miami. Be grateful you found 3 you like!

NJ.

[GliderGuy]

Can't find the number to Sweetie. If anybody has it please post or you can PM me. Thanks.

[Khalst89]

Saw their ad on Craigslist they're in Lakeview. Contemplating toftt but wanted to see if anyone has been there yet first. Also kinda sketched out about it being across from a cop shop.

[Khalst89]

She use to be really good about a year ago. Never rushed, didn't watch a clock, and the more you went the more that was offered. But about a couple months ago I visited her and it was horrid. Kept I think the mass used at lotus did a better job than her. I will not ever be back there. And it's sad because I really did like her style.

Very rushed. Very hot, but I never repeated.

[Donntee]

Anyone willing to share some info on Emily at MBD? I've read positive past reviews but not a lot of detail. How are her massage skills? Is the nuru nude or just topless? Her pics look great. Hows her body? Thanks for any info.

Very rushed. Very hot, but I never repeated.

[NaperDusty]

I've visited them and she's great. Massage not so much, ending is good. Great looks and an even better personality. Always responsive by phone or text. IMHO a bargain and well worth the time spent. I would recommend.

Anyone willing to share some info on Emily at MBD? I've read positive past reviews but not a lot of detail. How are her massage skills? Is the nuru nude or just topless? Her pics look great. Hows her body? Thanks for any info.