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[Member #5726]

Oh great, another fat white girl who thinks her pussy is gold. No thanks. The "no bullshit" in her ad is a red flag. Sounds like another Scarlett. The only thing I remember about my time with Scarlett is how happy I was to leave her company. A huge disappointment. She was very adamant about what she liked and didn't like. And didn't give two shits about what I wanted.

I'm fucking an ex porn star turned into I'm getting fucked by an ex porn star. Not quite so awesome. No really, she said, let me tell you how awesome I am. LOL

You must of not followed proper protacall for Ms. Scarlett.

Did you not bow down and worship the ground she walks on? You should of been humbled and honored to be in the mere presence of an over the hill former porn star who made what 10 or 15 flicks? To be fair it could be the meds she has to take to keep her head screwed on straight. She's kinda of a basket case other wise. And with them she's still kinda a basket case.

[Andy54]

I tried to see her recently. She needed time to get ready. I asked how long. I waited that amount (15 minutes). And then that amount again (a total of 30 minutes). Just as I gave up, she showed up. I kept on driving. I caught a glimpse and what I saw failed to reignite my interest.

Instead of giving me her room number and having me come to her room, she had some silly dance she wanted to do where she'd drive to me, get in my car, and then go back to her room. I didn't learn about this until I'd already waited the "15 minutes tops" for her to be ready. Oh, I forgot to ask, "So there's 15 minutes until you're ready. Then another 15 minutes for you to show up to go through this silly ritual in broad fucking daylight outside. Then who knows how long until we're back in your room and the session actually starts. ".

I'd have done it too. But then thanks to my new approach, the friction was exceeded and I was done.

The dance reminded me of her old McDonald's routine. Which irritated me then. Sometimes the providers are paranoid. And they have rituals that make them feel safe. Sometimes I tolerate that. Other times, it's exactly the friction I need to remember how stupid this shit is.

She made me wait a little, but not bad. Her approach is weird though, and I don't understand her thinking. She had me go to the meeting location and then she drove to me and got in my car, and then we went to her incall and after our meeting, I drove her back to her car. Doesn't make sense, but wasn't a big deal to me.

[Member #6005]

I would actually prefer "the dance" to going straight to an unknown incall, as long as I wasn't paying for the extra time. Almost like SW rules; getting the girl in your car pretty much precludes the possibility of walking into a sting. It doesn't prevent the girls "BF" showing up at the room for a ripoff though, so there is still an element of danger. I am VERY reluctant to do hotel incalls. Just seems like there are too many things that could go wrong.

I'd rather not think about all the house / apartment incalls where I couldn't possibly search every room and some dude was hiding out as protection unbeknownst to me. With a hotel incall, a quick may I use the bathroom and you've exhausted all the hiding spots. Of course, that doesn't mean the provider doesn't open the door and let them in.

[DieselMike]

I tried to see her recently. She needed time to get ready. I asked how long. I waited that amount (15 minutes). And then that amount again (a total of 30 minutes). Just as I gave up, she showed up. I kept on driving. I caught a glimpse and what I saw failed to reignite my interest.

Instead of giving me her room number and having me come to her room, she had some silly dance she wanted to do where she'd drive to me, get in my car, and then go back to her room. I didn't learn about this until I'd already waited the "15 minutes tops" for her to be ready. Oh, I forgot to ask, "So there's 15 minutes until you're ready. Then another 15 minutes for you to show up to go through this silly ritual in broad fucking daylight outside. Then who knows how long until we're back in your room and the session actually starts. ".

I'd have done it too. But then thanks to my new approach, the friction was exceeded and I was done.

The dance reminded me of her old McDonald's routine. Which irritated me then. Sometimes the providers are paranoid. And they have rituals that make them feel safe. Sometimes I tolerate that. Other times, it's exactly the friction I need to remember how stupid this shit is.

I would actually prefer "the dance" to going straight to an unknown incall, as long as I wasn't paying for the extra time. Almost like SW rules; getting the girl in your car pretty much precludes the possibility of walking into a sting. It doesn't prevent the girls "BF" showing up at the room for a ripoff though, so there is still an element of danger. I am VERY reluctant to do hotel incalls. Just seems like there are too many things that could go wrong.

[Member #6005]

I saw Serenity yesterday. Good time as usual. She has put on a little weight, but not enough to make a difference for me. I had a great time with her. Sounds like she will have incall for a while.

I tried to see her recently. She needed time to get ready. I asked how long. I waited that amount (15 minutes). And then that amount again (a total of 30 minutes). Just as I gave up, she showed up. I kept on driving. I caught a glimpse and what I saw failed to reignite my interest.

Instead of giving me her room number and having me come to her room, she had some silly dance she wanted to do where she'd drive to me, get in my car, and then go back to her room. I didn't learn about this until I'd already waited the "15 minutes tops" for her to be ready. Oh, I forgot to ask, "So there's 15 minutes until you're ready. Then another 15 minutes for you to show up to go through this silly ritual in broad fucking daylight outside. Then who knows how long until we're back in your room and the session actually starts. ".

I'd have done it too. But then thanks to my new approach, the friction was exceeded and I was done.

The dance reminded me of her old McDonald's routine. Which irritated me then. Sometimes the providers are paranoid. And they have rituals that make them feel safe. Sometimes I tolerate that. Other times, it's exactly the friction I need to remember how stupid this shit is.

[Member #6005]

Good looking girls on facebook get them every day.

If you have a good looking friend on FB bring it kind of jokingly.

And that would be funny but you would not use your dick. See if she will send one to you.

The reason I don't mind sending a real dick pic is that even in my most deluded paranoia it's never seemed remotely feasible to trace a pic of my dick back to me. So it's always felt like no risk for me to appease a stupid but harmless request. Especially if it smooths the negotiation.

[Member #6005]

Found a post for Charlie over on switter. https://switter.at/@cherrycharlie . Anyone herd of her before? Pictures don't look like any of the usual suspects that I can recall. Any info would be great. Not able to toftt this week. Be safe out there and keep up the good work.

Oh great, another fat white girl who thinks her pussy is gold. No thanks. The "no bullshit" in her ad is a red flag. Sounds like another Scarlett. The only thing I remember about my time with Scarlett is how happy I was to leave her company. A huge disappointment. She was very adamant about what she liked and didn't like. And didn't give two shits about what I wanted.

I'm fucking an ex porn star turned into I'm getting fucked by an ex porn star. Not quite so awesome. No really, she said, let me tell you how awesome I am. LOL

[Member #6005]

I think it's like many other commodities; if you are wealthy enough to rent an actual unicorn, you can have good and possibly memorable experiences. If you are not wealthy, you are indeed banished to the dung heap, where maybe once in a blue moon you might find a gold coin one of the rich guys dropped there while putting his pants back on. But mostly you just find dung.

I used to use TER as my own record of my experiences. I'd look back at reviews and most of them I'd not have remembered without my memory being jogged by what I wrote. Now that that's not easily accessible (since I have to use a proxy to fake my country just to sign in and see my own reviews), there's a perceptible shift in the level of friction I tolerate when setting up an encounter. I exert more of my expectations since I want the experience to be memorable and I know so few of them are.

And I end up empty handed after hours and hours of trying. The girls who don't respond at all. The girls who respond sporadically. The girls who are visibly irritated by any questions after a terse one or two answers. Rarely do you find easy communication, courtesy, and a genuine interest in satisfaction.

Of course, expecting that from this landscape is like expecting to find a gourmet meal at a carnival. It's all corndogs and cotton candy.

[Sanctimonious6]

I have not approached this scientifically, but what I've found is unsurprising. Generally, girls are open to negotiation on price. But that specific amount is pretty low.

In hindsight my so-called "experiment" was a gesture of despair and resignation. Most of these experiences are not worth the time and money I put into them. And that's not the half of it. The emotional and spiritual cost of constantly looking for a unicorn among the dung heap of girls who sell their bodies for money is quite a toll. It's a never ending quest that yields no fruit only misery.

I think it's like many other commodities; if you are wealthy enough to rent an actual unicorn, you can have good and possibly memorable experiences. If you are not wealthy, you are indeed banished to the dung heap, where maybe once in a blue moon you might find a gold coin one of the rich guys dropped there while putting his pants back on. But mostly you just find dung.

[Member #6005]

Popeye was going to do some experimenting with offering providers 120 hr but I haven't seen any posts how well it was working. Did it work or was it all hangups?

I have not approached this scientifically, but what I've found is unsurprising. Generally, girls are open to negotiation on price. But that specific amount is pretty low.

In hindsight my so-called "experiment" was a gesture of despair and resignation. Most of these experiences are not worth the time and money I put into them. And that's not the half of it. The emotional and spiritual cost of constantly looking for a unicorn among the dung heap of girls who sell their bodies for money is quite a toll. It's a never ending quest that yields no fruit only misery.

[Free34]

I had met Vanessa before but changed my phone number. This time when trying to set something up she requested a dic pic to prove that I am not LE.

What do you guys think of this request?

Ten years of doing this and I've never encountered this before.

Good looking girls on facebook get them every day.

If you have a good looking friend on FB bring it kind of jokingly.

And that would be funny but you would not use your dick. See if she will send one to you.

[Milo Madison]

Found a post for Charlie over on switter. https://switter.at/@cherrycharlie . Anyone herd of her before? Pictures don't look like any of the usual suspects that I can recall. Any info would be great. Not able to toftt this week. Be safe out there and keep up the good work.

[Member #5726]

Popeye was going to do some experimenting with offering providers 120 hr but I haven't seen any posts how well it was working. Did it work or was it all hangups?

[Member #5726]

One "why" Lacey is also super nice, but there is definitely some differences. First, I do believe those pictures are of her. The only thing I would point out is that she is definitely wearing a push-up bra that works wonders. Once you get that bra off they look no where near as what they might appear to be in those pics she posts.

Next, her face doesn't come anywhere near to matching her body. In part, this is because her body is rocking (again if you like the young thin spinner type) and this would make for a high standard. But she is just a very average looking girl.

Finally, the biggest difference is that one 'why' Lacey is very safe. No kissing and everything covered. She is tight and gets into it. Overall, if playing super safe is your thing, and you are looking for a down to earth girl, I would recommend a try. Though right now I believe she is only doing out.

You could probably work with doubly why lacyy if it was dark or she didn't smile. I guess missing back teeth isn't as bad as missing front ones. Yellow teeth is kinda yuk though. Doesn't sound like she's down to skin and bones and kinda healthy looking so that's a plus. Wonder if she still using or quit. If she looks healthy she might be clean, otherwise you see her you contribute to her demise.

[Member #5726]

Consider the girls that post several times an hour:

1. Thick girl.

2. Amanda / Kendall.

3. Aubrey (super skinny).

4. Jasmin (hot pics, but zero reports, asks $180 hh / 280 h).

They are either super high volume or they have zero reliable regulars. (Or both.).

Is that what you want? I wish I could filter them out.

Of course, with my other filters, I'd probably see 1-2 new ads per week. Which is about right.

In contrast, notice how Bailey, if she posts at all, rarely posts more than once a day. I haven't seen her in a while, but she's one of the best I've ever seen in Madison. YMMV, but extremely GFE. Super friendly. Sweet girl. Hot body. Cute face, although she has some complexion issues. Nice incall, but that may have changed recently. God, it can't get worse than the old basement she was in for a while.

Girls that post MANY times a day are telling you, "No one is visiting me, I'm going to try HARDER." And there's almost always a very obvious reason no one is visiting them.

I'm guessing that the reason the same bunch of girls post the hell out a skip is guys see what they look like and make tracks fast. Or their phone does not ring much. You forgot oconamawoc girl the very worst for overposting! Those meth girls are a real turn off like fuckin a dying cancer patient.