Strip Club Reports

[Ulchiro]

Instagram post says CJ Miles is feature dancer. Was surprised what popped on my IG feed.

[Hot Pocket]

Was at 939 tonight. Got new hot Asian waitress. Lots of hot dancers. Top 10 girls there will blow away thp girls from any club in hawaii.

I do appreciate the fact that 939 has waitresses instead of the dudes that FN and RZ use but not going lie, dudes provide better service since they aren't trying to really hustle drinks. However, I'd take a hot waitress serving me any day over a dude LOL. What is probably understated is that 939 has a hot door girl too. I feel like she's been there a couple years but way better looking and at least acts nice to me every time I come in. I wonder if we're allowed to buy her drinks?

[Coffee Bean]

It's not just you. When I go to 939 I usually buy the waitresses drinks and not the dancers.

Was at 939 tonight. Got new hot Asian waitress. Lots of hot dancers. Top 10 girls there will blow away thp girls from any club in hawaii.

[Ez808]

Is it just me or do some of the 939 waitresses look better than their dancers? We had a petite Filipino-looking girl with blue hair who was perky and actually provided good service. I think her name was Ashley but no luck in convincing her to be a dancer.

It's not just you. When I go to 939 I usually buy the waitresses drinks and not the dancers.

[Cloe Stone]

Is it just me or do some of the 939 waitresses look better than their dancers? We had a petite Filipino-looking girl with blue hair who was perky and actually provided good service. I think her name was Ashley but no luck in convincing her to be a dancer.

In my experience over the last 30 years, it seems like the waitress position is a introduction to working in a strip club and in many instances leads to dancing, or at least trying it. It would be my suggestion to continue going to see her and when she does start dancing, you will have a nice time with someone you already have a relationship with. If not, you will still get good service and have a nice time with a cute waitress. Sounds like a win-win. I know I will continue to apply this approach.

Aloha,

CS.

[Hot Pocket]

Is it just me or do some of the 939 waitresses look better than their dancers? We had a petite Filipino-looking girl with blue hair who was perky and actually provided good service. I think her name was Ashley but no luck in convincing her to be a dancer.

[DangerBoy]

Hey, so I was at Femme Nu a few nights ago and bumped into a totally new girl. It was her second night, and she's totally new to the scene. Her name's Britney — blonde surfer / skater chick from SoCal and Portland. Blonde, the way I like them, and she's got a pretty good body. (She's about five or six days into the job now.).

She's shy, but like I said, she's new. She doesn't play, but if you want to see a stripper while she's still into her job and not jaded, check her out.

[MisoHoney808]

Haven't been here in ages, so popped in the other day. Lots of girls there early, but nothing really caught my eye besides a local Filipino spinner chic who was sitting with a guy buying her drinks the whole time I was there. Didn't catch her name, but will seek her out the next time I stop by.

[MisoHoney808]

And last I herd about sway she was bartending at nordstrom when they first opened, but that was couple years ago.

Not sure about Nordstrom but I do know she's bartending at Moku Kitchen several nights a week.

[StopDaRail2]

Haven't seen the Russian girls in a while, anyone know where they disappeared to? I think they first started at electros back in the day, but I would be surprised if they went back, given how slow it is there, thanks to the rail.

And last I herd about sway she was bartending at nordstrom when they first opened, but that was couple years ago.

Yeah, those Russian girls at Femme Nu are pretty notorious for pulling that shit (asking for money upfront). They're gorgeous, but you know when they're shouting at each other in Russian, they're probably going on about the sucker that just laid out $20 in advance for them to dance.

You know what's funny? The way the girls just use their phones on stage, sprawled out on their stomach, sitting on the stage or stretching on the poles, the funny thing is that it's the same way girls used to smoke on stage. If you went back in time 20 years, those girls would be doing the same things, just with a cigarette in their hands, not a smartphone.

Funny thing is that I would argue the girls were a lot more social when they smoked than they are now with their phones.

[Hot Pocket]

You know what's funny? The way the girls just use their phones on stage, sprawled out on their stomach, sitting on the stage or stretching on the poles, the funny thing is that it's the same way girls used to smoke on stage. If you went back in time 20 years, those girls would be doing the same things, just with a cigarette in their hands, not a smartphone.

I'm assuming this is limited to Femme Nu and 939; there's literally no space to do this at RZ. I haven't been to SPIII or any of the other, smaller places recently to notice of this was an issue.

[DangerBoy]

I remember a 10 year ago the girls would work for there money. Now they pay more attention to there cell phone until the guy pay first then they would preform. I use to know a dancer name sway she could shake her booty and could sit with you with out keep asking for drinks last time I saw her was femme nu about three years ago. Wonder what she is doing now.

Yeah, those Russian girls at Femme Nu are pretty notorious for pulling that shit (asking for money upfront). They're gorgeous, but you know when they're shouting at each other in Russian, they're probably going on about the sucker that just laid out $20 in advance for them to dance.

You know what's funny? The way the girls just use their phones on stage, sprawled out on their stomach, sitting on the stage or stretching on the poles, the funny thing is that it's the same way girls used to smoke on stage. If you went back in time 20 years, those girls would be doing the same things, just with a cigarette in their hands, not a smartphone.

Funny thing is that I would argue the girls were a lot more social when they smoked than they are now with their phones.

[Jonny Wad]

I haven't hit a strip club in the afternoon since the late '90's, so I'm not sure. To be fair, I don't see why they wouldn't (still) open leave their doors open as long as their liquor licenses allow.

That being said, I've seen the doors of 939 closed way before 2 am on some weeknights. I've been to Femme Nu, counted more wait and bar staff in the place than paying customers.

There was some girl who was advertising on BP about six months ago and she had some photos on her at Femme Nu. I was curious, as I'd never seen her, so I went to see her. She said Yuni kept her on the day shift, so I guess there is still a day shift. And to be fair, I could see why Yuni would want to keep this girl working days. This girl was huge. I mean, I know the girls working at Femme Nu are nothing like the ones that used to work there in the '90's, but this girl was big. (No, I didn't hit it. Made up a reason why I had to leave.).

Here's the thing to remember: back in the day (in my case, that was the mid- to late-'90's), even the daywalkers were good-looking. But that was because the girls who worked the night shift, the shifts that made crazy money, were stunning. Hell, even the girls that worked during the day did ok. It was a totally different world.

If I remember right, Femme Nu opened at 2. Hell, the Wild Horse (now Jazz Minds) might have opened earlier, because I could swear there was a feature showtime at 11 am on Fridays for the porn stars. Club Rose (now 939, but the place looks nothing like Rose) and Rock-Za opened at 4. And the girls were all, at the very least, good-looking. (I frequented Femme Nu, Rock Za, Club Rose and the Wild Horse back then. Not sure about the other clubs, but the other members are more than welcome to chime in.).

It was also a different vibe. The girls were a lot more chill. I know I keep on saying that, but I don't remember the girls hustling me in Femme Nu for drinks. I'm guessing it was because their garters were always choked with bills and the bar was always busy as hell. If a girl liked you, or hell, if she was bored, she'd just talk. Light up a cigarette, yes on stage, lay there and talk. This was even more so during the day. I used to work at a cigar shop around the corner from Femme Nu, so I'd know a lot of the girls because they'd buy cigarettes (at least, the ones that didn't smoke Marlboros because the 7-11 was always cheaper for Marlboros). I'd show up at the club when I finished up at the shop, they'd smoke, I'd smoke a cigar and we'd just talk. Or I'd just sprawl out on a corner, blow smoke rings and chill out. Sometimes a girl I knew would plop down next to me and just hang. It was nice.

There is nothing like sitting your ass down while the sun is still up, hanging out in a strip club, smoking a Cuban (back when Cubans were actually worth the price) then walking back out into the sun and being blinded by it because you just spent the afternoon tipping or bullshitting with your favorite bunch of dancers. The funny thing about going into Femme Nu back then is that during the day, they were heavy on the UV lighting so you'd see every speck of dust if you wore a black shirt, and once your eye acclimated, everything was bathed in this weird purplish-blue color. Then you head to Akasaka because you're hungry and one of the girls join you because she's hungry too. I know there's guys here who talk about daymongering, but $200 back then could get though two in the afternoon to the early evening at the club if you didn't go crazy (not counting the sushi).

I'm not going to say I lived through the golden age of strip clubs. I think the guys who are older than me who remember Stoplite have that honor. But I do think I saw the strip clubs peak, hit their high mark, then recede. Like Tony Soprano said: "It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that and I know. But lately, I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over. "

I remember a 10 year ago the girls would work for there money. Now they pay more attention to there cell phone until the guy pay first then they would preform. I use to know a dancer name sway she could shake her booty and could sit with you with out keep asking for drinks last time I saw her was femme nu about three years ago. Wonder what she is doing now.

[DangerBoy]

Is what you old timers discussing below still even possible today? I was under the impression that a place like 939 isn't even open till like 7:00 pm. Also, Femme Nu looked empty when I passed by the other day on Kona St side on the way to Ala Moana so I just assumed they were closed.

I haven't hit a strip club in the afternoon since the late '90's, so I'm not sure. To be fair, I don't see why they wouldn't (still) open leave their doors open as long as their liquor licenses allow.

That being said, I've seen the doors of 939 closed way before 2 am on some weeknights. I've been to Femme Nu, counted more wait and bar staff in the place than paying customers.

There was some girl who was advertising on BP about six months ago and she had some photos on her at Femme Nu. I was curious, as I'd never seen her, so I went to see her. She said Yuni kept her on the day shift, so I guess there is still a day shift. And to be fair, I could see why Yuni would want to keep this girl working days. This girl was huge. I mean, I know the girls working at Femme Nu are nothing like the ones that used to work there in the '90's, but this girl was big. (No, I didn't hit it. Made up a reason why I had to leave.).

Here's the thing to remember: back in the day (in my case, that was the mid- to late-'90's), even the daywalkers were good-looking. But that was because the girls who worked the night shift, the shifts that made crazy money, were stunning. Hell, even the girls that worked during the day did ok. It was a totally different world.

If I remember right, Femme Nu opened at 2. Hell, the Wild Horse (now Jazz Minds) might have opened earlier, because I could swear there was a feature showtime at 11 am on Fridays for the porn stars. Club Rose (now 939, but the place looks nothing like Rose) and Rock-Za opened at 4. And the girls were all, at the very least, good-looking. (I frequented Femme Nu, Rock Za, Club Rose and the Wild Horse back then. Not sure about the other clubs, but the other members are more than welcome to chime in.).

It was also a different vibe. The girls were a lot more chill. I know I keep on saying that, but I don't remember the girls hustling me in Femme Nu for drinks. I'm guessing it was because their garters were always choked with bills and the bar was always busy as hell. If a girl liked you, or hell, if she was bored, she'd just talk. Light up a cigarette, yes on stage, lay there and talk. This was even more so during the day. I used to work at a cigar shop around the corner from Femme Nu, so I'd know a lot of the girls because they'd buy cigarettes (at least, the ones that didn't smoke Marlboros because the 7-11 was always cheaper for Marlboros). I'd show up at the club when I finished up at the shop, they'd smoke, I'd smoke a cigar and we'd just talk. Or I'd just sprawl out on a corner, blow smoke rings and chill out. Sometimes a girl I knew would plop down next to me and just hang. It was nice.

There is nothing like sitting your ass down while the sun is still up, hanging out in a strip club, smoking a Cuban (back when Cubans were actually worth the price) then walking back out into the sun and being blinded by it because you just spent the afternoon tipping or bullshitting with your favorite bunch of dancers. The funny thing about going into Femme Nu back then is that during the day, they were heavy on the UV lighting so you'd see every speck of dust if you wore a black shirt, and once your eye acclimated, everything was bathed in this weird purplish-blue color. Then you head to Akasaka because you're hungry and one of the girls join you because she's hungry too. I know there's guys here who talk about daymongering, but $200 back then could get though two in the afternoon to the early evening at the club if you didn't go crazy (not counting the sushi).

I'm not going to say I lived through the golden age of strip clubs. I think the guys who are older than me who remember Stoplite have that honor. But I do think I saw the strip clubs peak, hit their high mark, then recede. Like Tony Soprano said: "It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that and I know. But lately, I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over. "

[Hot Pocket]

Is what you old timers discussing below still even possible today? I was under the impression that a place like 939 isn't even open till like 7:00 pm. Also, Femme Nu looked empty when I passed by the other day on Kona St side on the way to Ala Moana so I just assumed they were closed.