Massage Parlor Reports

**JM619** · 07-08-18 13:13

Originally Posted by ChowGow [View Original Post]

Be prewarned. There are some very contradicting reviews on the Emily at Z's. I suggest you do a search on this forum for "Emily" to be well informed before you partake.

I just read through Emily's history on this board, and since I just saw her last night, here are my thoughts. Summarizing and adding to my review yesterday:

Age. She is definitely in GILF territory. 50's at best, but probably older.

Time. A lot of prior reviews about her shorting on time. This didn't happen to me. I got the full hour.

Connection. Many people wrote how there was no connection with her. I had the same experience. She wasn't rude per se, but not really friendly and definitely not personable. Also, during the HE, no noises or looks or words of encouragement. All very business like. And she didn't even walk me out at the end. I got my cup o' water, gave her the tip, and she opened the massage room door and said goodbye. Definitely not the warmest or friendliest of these girls.

Tip. I usually tip. 6 at Z's (and I usually see Eva), and this is what Emily received. There were no up-front negotiations and if she wasn't happy with the. 6, she didn't say anything. I think most of the earlier reports about her haggling had to do with a. 4 tip, so on this point I can't really comment.

HE. Lots of conflicting reports on this. A few people said she was very good ("milked out the last drop" while others said she was mechanical. My experience was the later. The HE I received wasn't very good at all. Whatever the opposite of "milked out the last drop" is what I received. Maybe "broke the plane of the goal line and went no further" would best describe my experience.

Massage. Again, lots of conflicting reports here, although I'd say this is probably the most subjective category. I enjoyed her massage, but everyone is going to have a different opinion on this. I've only been in this hobby for about a year, so I'm not the most experienced guy. I will say that she does put in effort on the rubdown, albeit with a grumpy cat, yeoman-like demeanor.

Bottom line for me was that I went to see her b / c I heard she had big natural tits, which is objectively true. After I saw how old she was, I was expecting her titties to be soft and floppy and hanging down to her navel. While she is no Gianna Michaels, for a women of her age, those boobs were quite good. If she really wanted to up her game, she would invest in some of those dresses with the zipper in the front, like Eva wears, or just take her bra and top off altogether. The tits sandwiched in between her pulled up dress and pulled down bra was disappointing.

Of course everyone's experience will vary, but I just wanted to provide the group with an updated assessment of Emily. Feel free to PM for more info.

**TwoBlueBalls** · 07-08-18 11:06

Be prewarned. There are some very contradicting reviews on the Emily at Z's. I suggest you do a search on this forum for "Emily" to be well informed before you partake.

To each their own.

Be safe and happy hunting!

**JM619** · 07-08-18 02:40

Just came back from a session with Emily at Z's. Quick and dirty: her tits are as advertised. She is older (as mentioned in a previous post), I'd say 50's or 60's, but she is fairly thin and has nice big natural D's. And they were much more firm that I'd expect for a woman of her age.

Her massage was quite good, one of the better ones I've had in a while. She does use a ton of oil, which I know is off-putting to some. A lot of good pressure and very relaxing. After the hot towel clean up, there was zero teasing before the flip, which was kind of disappointing. On the flip she starts to rub on Jr. And my hand goes to her ass (OTC). She looks me in the eye, grabs my hand, and places it on her boobs. She knows what I'm here for. She then pulls up her dress and pulls down her bra, so those beautiful melons are sandwiched between the two garments, limiting my access. But they really are a great set and I do my best to fondle them while she strokes me. Her HJ isn't the best, though. It gets the job done, but just as I pop she stops and starts to clean up. I mean right at that moment. It was kind of let down, TBH. After clean up she continues with her very good massage technique on my scalp, chest, legs, and feet. I get the full hour. . 4 HF, . 6 to Emily.

All and all it was a pretty good experience. Very good massage and I got what I came for (some big natural boobs, of course). I'd probably repeat if I'm in the mood for a good massage, but not until I check out Lulu at Massage and Bodycare first! And I got a smile and hug from Eva on my way out.

Thanks to ChowGow and SDFitLife for the recommendations.

**JM619** · 07-07-18 23:52

Originally Posted by ChowGow [View Original Post]

Apparently, Lulu might be Chinese for Big Titties. She's got some amazing LuLu's! LOL!

There's a Lulu at Yeliya Spa on CMB and another Lulu at Massage and Body Care on Convoy just off Balboa.

Not a fan of Yeliya as the few times I've been there to check it out, I haven't seen anything worthwhile and when I ask to see any other gals, I get attitude.

I would venture a guess that you're interested in the Lulu at MBC. She's a gem once she gets to know you.

Looking forward to your report. Please take care of the good gals, be safe and happy hunting. CG.

Thanks for the info, as always. I'll be sure to let everyone know how I get on with those big natural Lulus.

**SdfitLife** · 07-07-18 23:51

Originally Posted by ChowGow [View Original Post]

Apparently, Lulu might be Chinese for Big Titties. She's got some amazing LuLu's! LOL!

There's a Lulu at Yeliya Spa on CMB and another Lulu at Massage and Body Care on Convoy just off Balboa.

Not a fan of Yeliya as the few times I've been there to check it out, I haven't seen anything worthwhile and when I ask to see any other gals, I get attitude.

I would venture a guess that you're interested in the Lulu at MBC. She's a gem once she gets to know you.

Looking forward to your report. Please take care of the good gals, be safe and happy hunting. CG.

Lulu at MBC is extremely stacked. If you don't mind a little chub she's definitively worth a visit. A nice set of big naturals. Another one worth mentioning is Emily at Z's. She's a little older but nice and thin with a great set as well. I don't mind a little sag on the bigger ones. She give a great table shower as well. Two great 4/4 spots. If you don't mind them enhanced, Leah at wildflower sunrise is great as well. Very petite with a huge set of bolt ones and great nips. Massage leaves a bit to be desired, but she's very pretty and in fantastic shape. She’s going to want .2 for the hour. These are all HJ spots from my personal experience.

**TwoBlueBalls** · 07-07-18 21:41

Apparently, Lulu might be Chinese for Big Titties. She's got some amazing LuLu's! LOL!

There's a Lulu at Yeliya Spa on CMB and another Lulu at Massage and Body Care on Convoy just off Balboa.

Not a fan of Yeliya as the few times I've been there to check it out, I haven't seen anything worthwhile and when I ask to see any other gals, I get attitude.

I would venture a guess that you're interested in the Lulu at MBC. She's a gem once she gets to know you.

Looking forward to your report. Please take care of the good gals, be safe and happy hunting. CG.

Originally Posted by JM619 [View Original Post]

Where can one find this Lulu? I'm intrigued. Thanks!

**TwoBlueBalls** · 07-07-18 21:00

Current rotation at Rosecrans 305 is Lisa (Squeaky-voiced school girl persona) and Alice (Rare, curly-haired all natural Asian beauty), both I've reported on earlier.

I will add that they are even more willing and able than my last reports. Please treat these gals right and enjoy.

**TwoBlueBalls** · 07-07-18 20:55

Hey FVFR,

Everyone that follows my posts should know I tip above standard for above standard service.

Case in point. Kelly never discussed tip, but she knows I'm a regular from the other gals. I'm sure they informed her of my MO as she was extremely accommodating and we went overtime 20-30 minutes. It was also nice to get my back washed in the shower as well as towel dried with additional teasing. I don't expect many mongers will get that type of service paying the minimum.

$120 is at the bottom of the FS standard and might be acceptable for 1/2-hr, but it is my understanding that these gals are generally happy with at least $140+ for an hr. (Regular customers being the exception).

Of course, there are many other variables, but IMO tipping a little more has generally paid for itself with mostly great experiences, especially on return visits.

Originally Posted by FlyingVfr [View Original Post]

Try www.bedpage.com which is pretty much what Backpage used to be.

ChowGow was your tip to Kelly at V the usual 120?

**FlyingVfr** · 07-07-18 15:16

Originally Posted by Bwetfan [View Original Post]

Is there a forum where many of the parlors do their advertising, like Backpage was before? I've seen a few links on the page, but when you go there you hardly see many posts at all.

Try www.bedpage.com which is pretty much what Backpage used to be.

ChowGow was your tip to Kelly at V the usual 120?

**JM619** · 07-07-18 15:04

Originally Posted by MartinL [View Original Post]

The biggest naturals I've seen so far belong to Lulu who is strictly HJ but for some, she has allowed major suckage access. No Russian service however reported.

Where can one find this Lulu? I'm intrigued. Thanks!

**Bwetfan** · 07-07-18 11:56

Originally Posted by BlueSkyBlue [View Original Post]

I just had over to the Costco and get the awesome cup of vanilla frozen yogurt.

For me the convoy is still the land of awessome Asian food ...

It's mostly Asian style ice cream.

**BlueSkyBlue** · 07-07-18 11:45

Originally Posted by ZooGuy1959 [View Original Post]

Article in San Diego UT describing 22 ice cream shops says: "Convoy Street is the current center of the creative ice cream universe. " After a "hot" massage, why not cool off with one of the many unusual ice cream flavors? Green Tea is at the top of my list.

http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/...622-story.html

I just had over to the Costco and get the awesome cup of vanilla frozen yogurt.

For me the convoy is still the land of awessome Asian food ...

**Bwetfan** · 07-07-18 11:17

Is there a forum where many of the parlors do their advertising, like Backpage was before? I've seen a few links on the page, but when you go there you hardly see many posts at all.

**Zoo Guy1959** · 07-07-18 10:17

Article in San Diego UT describing 22 ice cream shops says: "Convoy Street is the current center of the creative ice cream universe. " After a "hot" massage, why not cool off with one of the many unusual ice cream flavors? Green Tea is at the top of my list.

http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/...622-story.html

**TwoBlueBalls** · 07-07-18 00:37

Kelly is the newest talent at the V. The other gals are Vivian, Jessica (and sometimes Maggie) using the same names they had on previous rotations. IMO they are all sweet, cute, college looking China dolls, but Kelly is the youngest and cutest. She has a beautiful smile, porcelain skin, about 5'5 ish and can speak enough English for some basic pleasantries. She has the voice of an angel. A Chinese angel. LOL! I confirmed the start time on the clock indicating ½-hr massage and when I motioned towards her kitty she was quick to say "I know" with a smile. I pay the 1-hr HF of $60 and undress while she steps out to manage the cash.

When Kelly returns, I'm lying on the table with the towel over my rear and she quickly removes it to pat me down. I just came from the gym, so my upper body muscles were slightly swollen which she noticed as she ran her hands and fingers all over me, giving me swollen muscles a gentle squeeze. She said something in Chinese which could've been a compliment or that I have a small pecker. I will believe it's a compliment. LOL! I request a strong massage as she applies some oil. Her massage is not as hard as I prefer, but still enjoyable with decent pressure and technique. I behaved and enjoyed her massage, resisting temptations to caress her smooth legs as they grazed my hands from time to time.

She wipes me down with a hot towel and instructs me to flip. She runs her hands up and down my legs, giving my schlong and jewels some extra attention. At this point I couldn't resist any longer and ran my fingers up her smooth soft legs, cupping her perfect ass cheek in my hand. I could feel the warmth emanating from her pussy and slid my fingers under her panties to feel her warm wet pussy. Unlike the KAMPS, where the K-gals usually pre-lube themselves, I find the Chinese gals generally apply any lube just before or during intercourse. In this case, she didn't require any lube as I could feel and smell her sweet young pussy juices as I fingered and played with her pussy. After a few soft oohs and aahs, she quickly removes her clothes and climbs up on the table and slides her young nubile body all over me. She has small but perky all natural tits that seemed sensitive to kissing, licking, pinching and pulling.

She kept sliding her pussy so close to my pecker I thought she was going to slide into me BB, but turns around for 69. She slides on the condom and begins sucking and playing with my balls and pecker while I taste her fresh sweet nectar, slathering my face in her juices. Yummy! I spin her around and she slides into me CG while I squeeze and play with her tits. She's riding me hard and I have to confess I'm having a little trouble containing myself, so grab her hips to slow down her grinding. I'll skip the rest of my sexual prowess, but I will say that she was very accommodating to all my positions and is incredibly flexible. Not a screamer, but still vocal. All her sexual behaviors enhanced my experience with her.

Please treat this China doll and all the gals at V Spa right and you're welcome! Be safe and happy hunting.