Massage Parlor Reports

[JackHole]

In retrospect. It wasn't the worst dream I ever had. That nightmare occurred in Japan and involved a very inexperienced girl and a tampon string. But that, as they say, is another story.

Today's daydream, sports fans, is about a recent Tuesday afternoon visit to May Spa. I walked in and was greeted by a decent looking 40-ish girl with shoulder length hair and D-cups wearing a sheer blue something. She asked how long I wanted. I asked for an hour, as I had some time to kill. She said 1. 7 Pokemon candies and I figured what the hell. What could POSSIBLY go wrong? (Do you get a sense where this story is going?) I used the bathroom then went to my room to get undressed. I wrapped myself in a towel figuring that the Table Shower would be the first inning in this particular ball game. This is where the wheels started to come off the wagon. . . .

The same girl came in the room and said something about how the other girls were 'out shopping' or something of the sort and I could only have a half-hour session. I thought to myself "heck. I'm still paying less than BO for a half hour, what's the WORST that could happen?" I am such a dumbass. I said "OK. ".

So, the girl drops her sheer blue thing, takes off my towel, and drops down to her knees for a mediocre (I'm being generous here) CBJ. Total time was approx 32.5 seconds. She then sits on the edge of the massage table, crams Mr. Happy inside of her, and begins thrusting away. This is where things started to go VERY sideways. I'll sum it up in three simple words: WASH THAT $% THING! Holy crap, Batman! That's either bad meat or good cheese! So I pulled out of her. Which she thought was the signal to do it from behind. NOPE! Not happening. The odor was just as bad from the backside. I ended up letting her jerk me off as she wasn't about to put my thing anywhere near her mouth. And I can't say as I blame her! Upon mission completion, I showered up - (using plenty of soap and most of their hot water) and got the hell out of there. I will not be returning to this place. I never even got the table shower, fer cryin' out loud!

Lesson learned. If you are in that part of time and have some time to kill. There is a great classic car place almost directly across the street.

Be safe out there.

[SammFunGuy]

Had a dream the other day I went to May spa. Been a while since I've dream about this place so I wanted to see if there was new talent. Rose was still there. Miya is also. Seems Cici is not. Anyways, Rose took care of me after I paid for the hr. She told me Miya was busy even though I asked for her. Her menu opens up for $. She'll give you a decent massage too. If someone wants to toftt, she told me a new girl around the age of 21 will be there tomorrow (Saturday). I won't make it. Might try and see one of the Colombians on the east side. Will report when I do. Be safe.

SFG.

[USTraveller]

So I've been to the spa on Harold in WP three different times. It's always the same, pretty darn good massage, standard mechanical finish. Girls don't offer more and seem to not want to be touched. It's pretty consistent and a good value too, . 5 hh, . 4 tip. I'll go again I'm sure.

This site is loaded with reports from BO, GG and you. What I'm wondering is there any place, not FS, that offers a little more than Spa on Harold? I mean maybe a finish with a little into it or perhaps they let you touch them more. Not looking for FS or even BJ. Just a slight more than mechanical.

Had the opportunity to stop into the Harold Ave spa for a 1 hour massage at. 7. Drew Victoria / Veronica or something like that. She had a mature / exotic look to her. Anyway, she did a great massage and tease leading up to the standard. 4 ending. I asked her to go slow and she obliged for a very sensual HE. Great experience if you're not in it for the full Monty. With one exception, I have always had pretty good experiences here. Girls are not mechanical about the ending. As always, YMMV.

-USTraveller.

[LogoDelta]

So I've been to the spa on Harold in WP three different times. It's always the same, pretty darn good massage, standard mechanical finish. Girls don't offer more and seem to not want to be touched. It's pretty consistent and a good value too, . 5 hh, . 4 tip. I'll go again I'm sure.

This site is loaded with reports from BO, GG and you. What I'm wondering is there any place, not FS, that offers a little more than Spa on Harold? I mean maybe a finish with a little into it or perhaps they let you touch them more. Not looking for FS or even BJ. Just a slight more than mechanical.

Your going to have to spend a few bucks to get them naked and let you paw at them. Magic or Asahi in Altamonte. Or if you don't mind older ladies you can see Pat at IHOP right around the corner from Harold Ave.

[BKoobs]

I'll be another to vouch for how awesome BO is. AMPs ain't like that in other parts of Florida, I can tell you!

I made a couple visits over the past few weeks. First time I drew Blue. Second time I got Star. Blue's English was a little better, but I think Star's agressiveness made up for any problem we had communicating.

Basically the great experience everyone else is raving about.

One thing that was a little unusual is that on my first visit, Mamasan (who was not bad looking herself) recommended I only stay for half an hour for my first, so I can see if I enjoy my stay. I don't know if that's true or if they were sizing me up. Either way, it was still great fun. I know I will probably visit again before too long.

That place is awesome. Always the best service. Girls really know how to make you feel like a king.

[Tuscany Man]

I know BO and GG, but what is CB?

Cherry Blossom, RIP.

[Area Gentleman]

Hate to reopen an old wound for a friend of mine, but it is just too funny not to (sorry dude). We are leaving a restaurant and he asks me what I have heard about Luxsa. I told him I thought the girls were hot, but overpriced. This was several years ago, before the CB, BO, GG explosion.

I know BO and GG, but what is CB?

[Leon065]

It's simple math. In an hour, you're hoping for two or more pops with a hottie. They only see two visitors x $2 = $4 or one visitor x $2. 4 = $2. 4. They get an extra $1. 6, esp. If you come back with Ziggy eyes.

I'll be another to vouch for how awesome BO is. AMPs ain't like that in other parts of Florida, I can tell you!

I made a couple visits over the past few weeks. First time I drew Blue. Second time I got Star. Blue's English was a little better, but I think Star's agressiveness made up for any problem we had communicating.

Basically the great experience everyone else is raving about.

One thing that was a little unusual is that on my first visit, Mamasan (who was not bad looking herself) recommended I only stay for half an hour for my first, so I can see if I enjoy my stay. I don't know if that's true or if they were sizing me up. Either way, it was still great fun. I know I will probably visit again before too long.

[RobertJdn]

So I've been to the spa on Harold in WP three different times. It's always the same, pretty darn good massage, standard mechanical finish. Girls don't offer more and seem to not want to be touched. It's pretty consistent and a good value too, . 5 hh, . 4 tip. I'll go again I'm sure.

This site is loaded with reports from BO, GG and you. What I'm wondering is there any place, not FS, that offers a little more than Spa on Harold? I mean maybe a finish with a little into it or perhaps they let you touch them more. Not looking for FS or even BJ. Just a slight more than mechanical.

[Carrots]

Nice dreams with Selena, Tori and Angie with the caboose! I never had a session with Deziah but wonder if she is the same one that advertises on the sister site? May take a chance to find out!

Should be the same Deziah, the # is the same as before.

[Mingus Dew]

I'll be another to vouch for how awesome BO is. AMPs ain't like that in other parts of Florida, I can tell you!

I made a couple visits over the past few weeks. First time I drew Blue. Second time I got Star. Blue's English was a little better, but I think Star's agressiveness made up for any problem we had communicating.

Basically the great experience everyone else is raving about.

One thing that was a little unusual is that on my first visit, Mamasan (who was not bad looking herself) recommended I only stay for half an hour for my first, so I can see if I enjoy my stay. I don't know if that's true or if they were sizing me up. Either way, it was still great fun. I know I will probably visit again before too long.

[Member #6935]

Yeah, I walked into the YOU a couple of weeks ago and was startled by the inspection going on. Not going to lie, I was nervous. It was an entirely different scene though; Mamassan recognized me and asked "Do you want your usual hour massage today?" She gave me a look as to play along and follow her lead. So I said, yes and handed her the fee for the hour. Mind you, the door leading behind the counter along with door leading to the hallway were both closed and inspectors are proceeding with their check up. As I walk through both doors, Mamassan shuts the doors behind me and ALL THE GIRLS come out from various rooms to say hi. This time, things were different. All the girls were dressed in scrubs! Lmao. I told them that I can come back another time, but they all grabbed me and said "it's ok baby, just an inspection. We have sexy close on underneath" Then a couple of them lift their shirt to expose lingerie lmao!!

This was def a first for me. I went off to dream land. Quite the experience though.

If that even really happened at all, most likely it was just a license check. This happens at these establishments regularly. They have to show their papers to the state and then go on about their business. This happened at BO two months ago or so. There is NOTHING to worry over when this happens.

There is literally not even one mention of this on any local news and they love this stuff more than anything. I was in the area yesterday, too, and I did not see anything unusual.

Let's not throw around the terms raid or bust without knowing for certain what's going on. I'm betting there was no raid. For all we know, a couple of bus drivers walked in the wrong door for The sandwich shop on their lunch break!

[Gentleman 100]

As I was parking to go have some fun, I noticed a police car parked on the street next to the furniture store. Not sure how long he was there or what he was doing but it was suspect. He definitely looked right at me. Be safe.

One should always be observant of your surroundings when going to BO, GG, or wherever. If Uncle LEO is watching a place, they will not usually be sitting in a marked car. Marked cars are for sending a message (slow down, don't go in there, etc.). If LEO is watching a place, it will probably be from a van (I. E. LEO's Plumbing).

Of course, if the neighbors complain about the traffic at these places, that could complicate our visits there. Mostly, I would say no need to worry. Just be observant and enjoy. Be safe.

[Gentleman 100]

Hate to reopen an old wound for a friend of mine, but it is just too funny not to (sorry dude). We are leaving a restaurant and he asks me what I have heard about Luxsa. I told him I thought the girls were hot, but overpriced. This was several years ago, before the CB, BO, GG explosion. He decided to go and chose Mulan, I think she may still even be there. He said she looked good, but the service was horrible. Crappy massage and personality. Against his better judgement, he went for FS. This is my favorite part: She leaves and when she comes back, said they didn't have any condoms and handed him a rubber glove! Yes, a RUBBER GLOVE! Thinking with the wrong head, he cuts a finger off the glove (I of course make fun of him that it was the pinky LOL) and MacGuyver's it on. Needless to say, between that and Mulan's bitchy attitude, it was not a pleasurable experience for him. I have read many reviews about them since and they do seem to be going downhill. I don't see Natasha's name mentioned much anymore, so not sure if she still runs it or not. Too bad, they did have some potential there, just much better options around now.

I have not been to Luxsa for a while, but my favorite girl that still works there is Selena. Slim Latina with nice bolt-ons and good attitude. I had a bad experience with Mulan (never again) and heard some negative stories about her personal life. It seems the best ones tend to move on (Skylar, Daisy, etc.). I hear Raquel (if the same girl from Alabama) is good there now. Next time I go back, I will choose Selena or Raquel if working (if not, I will pass: unless other providers have good reviews).

Be safe.

[MrFuat]

A while back (3-4 years?), There was a spot called "Essence," if I remember correctly. They operated out of a nondescript office park by Hoffner and 436. It was a very similar experience to what I've read about Luxsa. It was mixed. Heavy upsell, but several of the girls were pretty attractive. Menus were open, but I wouldn't go past a HE for what they charged. I haven't heard any chatter about this place for years, so I'm sure they're closed.

Nice dreams with Selena, Tori and Angie with the caboose! I never had a session with Deziah but wonder if she is the same one that advertises on the sister site? May take a chance to find out!