Massage Parlor Reports

[Biliator]

Is this on Montrose?

Paradise, on South Wabash.

[Want Blow Jobs]

Isn't this place closed?

Not the same place. I'm talking about the one several blocks west.

[MisterTwinkies]

I'm in you'se guys city for business for the whole week, posted a few weeks ago asking for recommendations, got a few but I ended up going for this Latina place after a user told me it was good, but pricey though.

It's listed as "South American Delicacies" on the RMaps, but I just called asking for Sophia, she told me to call her when I got to Pulaski and 31st, there I got her building number, they have a parking lot and my car was pretty safe there. Paid 260 for a good massage and head here. Sophia is suuuper nice, super chatty, her accent tells me she's from Colombia, but I did not ask, could've been Chilean, even. Very chatty, extremely friendly. YMMV cause I'm Latino and bilingual. Met her Brazilian coworker but I didn't get her name. She got nude for the massage, got some NURU, Russian and then a CBJ. Pricey, but worth it, she is a true B2B masseuse and really nice, if you have a thing for Latinas you should meet her, IMO. Didn't ask if FS was in the menu but her mouth did more than most pussies I've had back in SD, really.

Again, it's pretty pricey so I'ma be looking for a cheaper Asian place soon. Still open for suggestions I'll be here until Monday morning.

[JamesTChicago]

Is this on Montrose?

Amy's not particularly young -- probably late 30's, but she does have a lovely rack, and not all that stingy with access to it.

[Waxman]

I always had a good experience in Round Lake. It did seem strange that the husband was home at the time, but she is a friendly sort. I never met him, but do remember hearing about his past. When I would go there, I always asked about her son who was still in China. She did give a good massage.

Long time lurker here. Is this the same lady that had the Chinese massage for $40 a hour at her house? I heard a sports game in the background and someone coughing when I saw her before. I assumed it was her brother or something. I was trying to find her number again but since the whole ordeal, I never found it. Also, when I saw her, nothing but level 1 was offered to me. Makes me think it might be a different person, but might not. Anyone confirm? Thanks again and hope to contribute more!!

[MisterTwinkies]

A few weeks ago I went to the place on Peterson near Kimball. I should have known better, but the little guy was restless, and there was nothing available at better locations.

Isn't this place closed?

[JamesTChicago]

Can you provide a link? I think I know what you're talking about but want to make sure.

On web, it shows many girls giving a massage at this place. I tried to search on this forum but could not get much info.

Anyone have visited recently?

Thanks in advance.

[ZzTopSterZz]

Thanks, Pau. I'll pass. Glad not to waste time and effort.

All the rubmaps reviews were negative, no extras to be had. There was 2 reviews (maybe written by the same monger if I'm not mistaken) that cited extras from the same girl. But I found that to be suspicious and likely someone trying to steer business to her based on false hopes.

I could be wrong. But had been there 4 times myself and shot down every time so I'm skeptical.

[MikePatel2015]

On web, it shows many girls giving a massage at this place. I tried to search on this forum but could not get much info.

Anyone have visited recently?

Thanks in advance.

Here's the link of that listing: https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chi...scorts/1145303.

On web, it shows many girls giving a massage at this place. I tried to search on this forum but could not get much info.

Anyone have visited recently?

Thanks in advance.

[Want Blow Jobs]

A few weeks ago I went to the place on Peterson near Kimball. I should have known better, but the little guy was restless, and there was nothing available at better locations.

There are good things about this place:

-You can always count on getting service (I usually go for L1, but have had L2).

- The price is cheap (30 min /$45, std tip).

- You get actual massage.

- When the action starts, top will readily come off with the slightest suggestion, and she has very nice nips.

Not so good things about this place:

- The actual massage is not very good. Even though enough effort goes into it, it mostly just inflicts pain.

- The woman is not very young. I'm guessing upper 40's.

- Even though she is a nice lady, she can really use a better looking face.

Unfortunately, for me the negatives outweigh the positives, and it really is last ditch option for me.

[Pau Ford]

Anyone looked at rubm*P.S.? The number of reviews tells me there's something to be had here, buy I don't pay for that site. Allie sure looks cute. $99 door could be a good price if the service follow standard tips. Great way to enjoy a pre-post Cubs game thinking of the hotties at the ballpark.

All the rubmaps reviews were negative, no extras to be had. There was 2 reviews (maybe written by the same monger if I'm not mistaken) that cited extras from the same girl. But I found that to be suspicious and likely someone trying to steer business to her based on false hopes.

I could be wrong. But had been there 4 times myself and shot down every time so I'm skeptical.

[FrankyCando]

Yeah, I went there last Wednesday. Well first I called a few Sundays ago to see if they were opened, the person who picked up said that they were closed Sunday and to come in Monday. So when I went on Wednesday the open sign was on and both doors were locked. Right after I got there 2 other mongers came and tried the door with the same results. They both hung around the front door waiting for signs of life. I went and sat at the bus stop for about twenty minutes and called a 3 times. Finally on the third call got an answer and they said that they would be open on Monday. Came back Monday and it was more of the same.

I pass by it a few times a day, I live very close to it. Last week korean guy cutting lumber up. Open sign on but doors locked lately.

[ZzTopSterZz]

Anyone looked at rubm*P.S.? The number of reviews tells me there's something to be had here, buy I don't pay for that site. Allie sure looks cute. $99 door could be a good price if the service follow standard tips. Great way to enjoy a pre-post Cubs game thinking of the hotties at the ballpark.

Just went there today at 10 PM (yeah, I'm not the brightest).

The doors were indeed locked, had to text a few times and wait for 5 minutes before someone opened it.

I read some reviews here so I wasnt hoping to get anything ext
Cindy was the girl, absolutely adorable, pale skin with blue eyes.

Her voice is very soft, she has a cute accent and it goes well with her shy personality.

She was wearing a black dress the entire time.

She washed my whole body then rinsed and proceeded to give me a very good massage.

Flipped, got cleaned up again. She only touched my parts with the sponge, no hand contact at all.

I enjoyed her conversation, and once I noticed it would be over I decided to ask if there were extras, which she politely declined.

I got dressed and went back to the reception to pay. This time there were 2 other girls there, it is worth mentioning all 3 of them are gorgeous.

From the pictures on their websites, I think that was Kayla and definitely Allie.

I walk down the stairs just to find that the front door is locked. Allie noticed this and hopped down the stairs on her extra short dress. I could see her blue thong and bouncing boobs as she made her way downstairs.

As she was opening the door I peeked at her ass, her dress was a little see-thru and I could see her thong perfectly.

I am puzzled by this place, I had every reason to belive this is a legit place, but now Allie has me thinking there could be extras on the menu.

Either way, I would come back if I had the money to spare, it is a nice different experience.

[Amping Around]

I met him once way back when she first started out. She had me booked but also had another guy before me but he showed up late. So she had me come in and intro'd me to him and asked that I hang around in the family room. We watched FoxNews while he picked my brain trying to figure out if I was a Rep. Or Dem. All I mostly remember was that the TV was so loud that I couldn't even hear what he was saying to me. Awkward and weird. Maybe he's partly deaf. Idk.

A while later another monger from here posted that hubby had a very interesting past. I admit most of us probably have some skeletons in our closet but this was something no guy would want. How he discovered this about him still baffles me.

And speaking of pasts she told me that she used to be a doctor before she came here. She must've been a chiropractor because one time I showed up there with really bad back pain. I could barely get onto the table. She asked me where it hurt, I showed her my lower back. She worked the area with her fingers and after about 5 or 10 minutes she said "You ok now. Sit up. " And she was right. The pain was 80% gone. I couldn't believe it. I left with a smile on my face but for a different reason this time. And a little side note to this is after that I always found it hot to know that I was doing a doctor.

And this. That HUGE wedding picture of the two of them hanging on the wall at the top of the stairs. She looks good in it! Not anything like she looks now. LOL.

I always had a good experience in Round Lake. It did seem strange that the husband was home at the time, but she is a friendly sort. I never met him, but do remember hearing about his past. When I would go there, I always asked about her son who was still in China. She did give a good massage.

[DMichaels69]

Great report. There is no excuse for a place being dirty, just plain laziness.

Its been a couple of years since I've been to this place, but it has been discussed on the board a bit recently and it got me thinking about trying it again. I wish I hadn't.

From the moment I walked in I regretted going. I had forgotten how dingy and dirty this place is on the inside.

I was greeted by the MT who was in her 40's. She didn't look too bad, and was probably pretty good looking in her 20's, but now she just looked kind of haggard. I paid $75 for the hour. I did see one other girl, who was probably closer to her 20's, and she looked pretty good. Luck of the draw (or lack thereof), I guess.

Someone mentioned the table shower here a few days ago, so I asked as well. Big mistake. I felt like I needed a shower to clean myself after touching that thing. Also, at a place like this, you don't really need to do anything to show what your intentions are. Everyone knows why you're there. Still though, it was a pretty decent feel up. I might have enjoyed it if the room wasn't so gross.

The massage itself was done in the same room as the table shower, despite all the water and humidity. The MT had pretty terrible skills. Even on the AMP scale. A lot of the massage just plain hurt. And not in a good way. The whole time I was counting down the minutes until I could get out of there. Of course, this would be the one instance where I wouldn't get shorted on time!

There was a fair bit of teasing throughout the massage, and on the flip she got the job done very well. Standard service for standard tip. No discussions about anything, which was nice. In the past I've found this place to be a bit expensive in terms of requested tip, but not this time.

For those of you interested, I believe there is a fairly wide menu here. Though I've never tried any of their other services and can't review them. Regardless of what you want, I really would recommend going somewhere else. S&L, also in the south loop, is 100% better (even if they're expensive and will short you on time, they are at least clean).