Massage Parlor Reports

**TomyCarde** · 06-25-18 21:14

I go here occasionally, 30's ish Amy has full menu open. I always dream of a solid massage with whatever extras I wants starting at 50 Mario coins.

Originally Posted by Jason1910 [View Original Post]

I've rtff a bit and it seems like it's BO / GG or bust. Is there anything even close to that level on the SW side of town? Buena Vista, Kissimmee, etc?

**Harry Plopper** · 06-25-18 19:53

Buck 20 HJ. I am glad I saved the cash and went to Pornhub for free.

Originally Posted by PFish1 [View Original Post]

Stopped by late last week. Can't say it is anything other than a standard AMP for the area. Not a bad massage. Standard finish. Won't be going back because it is sort of out of my way. Just happened to be driving by when I stopped.

$. 8 Door $. 4 Tip.

**Kellner42** · 06-25-18 19:52

Originally Posted by Jason1910 [View Original Post]

I've rtff a bit and it seems like it's BO / GG or bust. Is there anything even close to that level on the SW side of town? Buena Vista, Kissimmee, etc?

"you" massage is mentioned here frequently, and it is near universal. This is the third of what we've been calling the "big 3. " The service and providers here are great, but maybe a half star's worth (review wise) below gg / bo. It's a very solid place, and they have absolutely the best location out of all three, and are usually not as busy. 5 x7 x8 x7 Vineland rd.

May Spa is at 9 x2 x5 x1 South OBT. They were very well reviewed up until the last 2-3 months and I have seen more mixed reviews since then.

Most parlors are in Orlando or slightly north. Not much to be found south. I have been to you massage, and it was a great time.

**DirkDig1** · 06-25-18 18:15

Originally Posted by Jason1910 [View Original Post]

I've rtff a bit and it seems like it's BO / GG or bust. Is there anything even close to that level on the SW side of town? Buena Vista, Kissimmee, etc?

It's not as good as GG or BO, but IMHO its the 3rd best place. I've had much better at may spa than at you-spa. May spa is obt just off turnpike across from bk.

**Jason1910** · 06-25-18 18:11

I've rtff a bit and it seems like it's BO / GG or bust. Is there anything even close to that level on the SW side of town? Buena Vista, Kissimmee, etc?

**Bearing100** · 06-25-18 17:53

Originally Posted by Obtforever [View Original Post]

I think this is a great point. And really good advice especially for this hobby. It's true. Being mad affects me much more than them and does not help me get what I want.

I will say that I wasn't being macho, lawing down the law, or anything. I didn't yell or anything crazy. But my body language and frustrated tone made it clear that I was not happy. I actually try to be that level headed guy. But sometimes you can't help but get frustrated when you feel like you are getting treated unfairly. I guess I need to work on that for these situations. It's just that if I want to feel lied to and disappointed by a girl, I don't have to pay for that. That's easy to find. .

I went in knowing that I was cutting it close by getting there just over an hour before close. So I specifically asked at the front if they could still do an hour. If she would have said no, I would have most likely caved and chose 30 minutes and had a great time. Or left and came back today and had a great time for an hour. She said yes. But then once I was in the room, these other guys showed up and 5 guys X 30 minute money beats my extra hour money by far. So I got the short end of the stick. Financially, I get it. I should have realized that sooner. But it's tough when you are not thinking clearly. And I have never had to ask to cancel and get a refund at one of these places, so I am not even sure how it would have worked..

Or you could just go to one of the other of the big 3 next time (BO or U).

**Phantom09** · 06-25-18 17:17

I was in town for business, and needed a little relaxation, so I swung by BO. Dropped the 240 to mamasan for the hour, and drew Star. She is truly sexy and petite with a set of perfect man-made. TS was fun, with a full body slide and some BBBJ, after which she leads me back to our room for LFK and BBBJ. I wanted to taste her beautiful pussy, so I had her swing around for 69. Nice and fresh kitty. Then she asks if I want to fuck. Ummm. Yeah! I cover up and we start with CG, followed by reverse CG. It didn't take long and I eventually explode in the cover. Star and I chit chat while I get dressed and mamasan asks about my experience on the way out. A great time at BO!

**PFish1** · 06-25-18 16:37

Originally Posted by TeenLover [View Original Post]

On 46 by Lake Forest appears to be open. Has anyone tried it yet?

Stopped by late last week. Can't say it is anything other than a standard AMP for the area. Not a bad massage. Standard finish. Won't be going back because it is sort of out of my way. Just happened to be driving by when I stopped.

$. 8 Door $. 4 Tip.

**Muff Luva** · 06-25-18 15:42

Originally Posted by Obtforever [View Original Post]

...Even though I technically only paid the 30 minute rate after the discount, I didn't really get to enjoy it the way I would have if I knew it was only going to be 30 minutes going in. It's like if I went to a Brazilian steakhouse planning for a great meal of meats and delights. And after I get my salad they say "Sorry, we are too busy so that's all you get, maybe next time you can have some steak.

That's exactly it, except we have so little recourse in this service industry, and such high hopes, that it is an utter letdown when you have a bad dream. I make a habit of only setting up for 30 and then tag on extras if things are going well.

**ObtForever** · 06-25-18 14:58

Originally Posted by Pbwardy02 [View Original Post]

You can be right or you can be happy? Which do you prefer? Go ahead, be a wiseass to your provider. Be a real macho man and tell them what's up. Lay down the law brother. See how far that gets you.

My years of experience tell me to be cool, don't be a dick. Listen to your provider and good times will come your way.

Be right or be happy; I made my choice long ago and Orlando has treated me well.

I think this is a great point. And really good advice especially for this hobby. It's true. Being mad affects me much more than them and does not help me get what I want.

I will say that I wasn't being macho, lawing down the law, or anything. I didn't yell or anything crazy. But my body language and frustrated tone made it clear that I was not happy. I actually try to be that level headed guy. But sometimes you can't help but get frustrated when you feel like you are getting treated unfairly. I guess I need to work on that for these situations. It's just that if I want to feel lied to and disappointed by a girl, I don't have to pay for that. That's easy to find. .

I went in knowing that I was cutting it close by getting there just over an hour before close. So I specifically asked at the front if they could still do an hour. If she would have said no, I would have most likely caved and chose 30 minutes and had a great time. Or left and came back today and had a great time for an hour. She said yes. But then once I was in the room, these other guys showed up and 5 guys X 30 minute money beats my extra hour money by far. So I got the short end of the stick. Financially, I get it. I should have realized that sooner. But it's tough when you are not thinking clearly. And I have never had to ask to cancel and get a refund at one of these places, so I am not even sure how it would have worked.

Do I wish I could redo things after knowing the outcome. Of course. If I go back, it wouldn't be for a few weeks. I could try to explain, but that isn't always easy with the language barrier and I find it unlikely that it would really matter. I don't go enough to matter to them. So, I am the one who suffers here. Me being mad effects me much more than them. Most likely I will either not go back. Or if I do, I will have to suck it up and pretend it never happened.

None of this matters really. It doesn't do any good to keep debating it. I need to let it go. I am disappointed. It happens. This isn't the real world. These are only dreams anyway.

In the end. Would I recommend others visit GG. Of course. It's usually great. Just don't go hoping for an hour unless you are there with plenty of time to spare. And know that if they get busy, it's probably not going to be great for you as throughput means $$$ for them. I thought I was choosing wisely due to no cars out front. But I guess I didn't really think about the scenario of a group coming in after I was in the room. It's really just a crap shoot I guess. Maybe I was just spoiled with 3 great visits before.

Also. Who goes as a group? You guys ruined my night. I hope you at least had fun. Jerks! .

**JohnDagger** · 06-25-18 14:38

I did not say anything of the sorts. But I don't care anyway. Be safe and keep tricking.

Originally Posted by Pbwardy02 [View Original Post]

You can be right or you can be happy? Which do you prefer? Go ahead, be a wiseass to your provider. Be a real macho man and tell them what's up. Lay down the law brother. See how far that gets you.

My years of experience tell me to be cool, don't be a dick. Listen to your provider and good times will come your way.

Be right or be happy; I made my choice long ago and Orlando has treated me well.

**Pbwardy02** · 06-25-18 12:56

Originally Posted by JohnDagger [View Original Post]

Mongers on this forum always side with Providers until they are victim. What would happen if you changed your mind in the middle of a session? She was totally wrong, and we need to stop catering to providers. This is why rates are so.

You can be right or you can be happy? Which do you prefer? Go ahead, be a wiseass to your provider. Be a real macho man and tell them what's up. Lay down the law brother. See how far that gets you.

My years of experience tell me to be cool, don't be a dick. Listen to your provider and good times will come your way.

Be right or be happy; I made my choice long ago and Orlando has treated me well.

**Muff Luva** · 06-25-18 12:11

Got there at opening and caught mamasan off guard as she was the only one there. Said her name was Gigi and I asked for 30, but don't think she was mama as someone else was knocking on our door later. She fumbled with the mood lights for a bit, and asked what I wanted. I just grabbed her, started making out and lifted her on the table CG with her lace panties on. Started sucking her nice bolt ons and tried to slide in raw around her panties, which was her cue to push me onto my back and start BBBJ. She took off her outfit and got on for 69 until she had my full attention, at which point she spun around and rode the pony. After a few, I pushed her back down, lifted her kitty to daty and then entered her Mish, then doggy, then Mish, but couldn't pop and was going overtime. She pushed me down again and went bbbjtcws and I shot one of the hardest loads ever. Then I had a rough time getting the truck out of the back lot. Woke up and took a cold shower as it was one of the hottest dreams I ever had.

**ObtForever** · 06-25-18 12:02

Originally Posted by MuffLuva [View Original Post]

These places are rarely the dream you want if it's busy or rushed. Be happy you got some refunds. I'd ask them about it next time and say the girl said she would make it up to you.

Yeah, I see both sides. I probably should have either accepted the 30 minute offer or gone elsewhere. But I also still feel like they should not have agreed to the hour and then not honored that agreement.

Even though I technically only paid the 30 minute rate after the discount, I didn't really get to enjoy it the way I would have if I knew it was only going to be 30 minutes going in. It's like if I went to a Brazilian steakhouse planning for a great meal of meats and delights. And after I get my salad they say "Sorry, we are too busy so that's all you get, maybe next time you can have some steak. But we are only going to charge you for the salad. " I would still be a bit pissed. And hungry! .

Overall, no. It wasn't too bad. I tried to share a fair depiction of the events so you guys can take away from it what you want. Maybe save another guy from making my mistakes. Or allowing them to manipulate. Depending on how you see it.

**Muff Luva** · 06-25-18 12:01

Got there at opening and caught mamasan off guard as she was the only one there. Said her name was Gigi and I asked for 30, but don't think she was mama as someone else was knocking on our door later. She fumbled with the mood lights for a bit, and asked what I wanted. I just grabbed her, started making out and lifted her on the table CG with her lace panties on. Started sucking her nice bolt ons and tried to slide in raw around her panties, which was her cue to push me onto my back and start BBBJ. She took off her outfit and got on for 69 until she had my full attention, at which point she spun around and rode the pony. After a few, I pushed her back down, lifted her kitty to daty and then entered her Mish, then doggy, then Mish, but couldn't pop and was going overtime. She pushed me down again and went bbbjtcws and I shot one of the hardest loads ever. Then I had a rough time getting the truck out of the back lot. Woke up and took a cold shower as it was one of the hottest dreams I ever had.