Massage Parlor Reports

[VaPlay]

Serpico99 your box is full.

[OneHitWonders]

If you like Deep Tissue massages that are sure to work out your knots and kinks, then Annandale Wellness is the place to be. The Asian staff was very friendly and the place was clean with private rooms. Overall the hour flew by, I was very happy with how I felt after. Will most definitely be coming back!

[VaPlay]

Perhaps I missed that, but I don't recall any FS Russian massage parlors around this area during my roughly 25 years in the hobby. There were a handful of individual Russians, Ukrainians or Eastern Europeans who provided FS; I recall several very nice sessions with a Ukrainian gal who used to work at H & H in NW DC in the late 1990's or early 2000's. I also got FS from an individual Russian provider in the Baltimore area some years back. But none of the Russian parlors I visited in the greater Washington area, particularly in Montgomery or Howard Counties, provided anything more than manual relief that I can recall.

Mid late 80's into the 90's. An older friend of mine I met at a strip club introduced me to this hobby in DC. My first experience was in a Russian MP up on NY ave. Many visits to Russian MP's AMP's and SW's back in those days. The whole DMV area was rampant with about anything you wanted. Only thing we have now that wasnt around is the Latina's. I hear Florida and out on the west coast they can be found. Would surely like to know of any Russian providers in our area. There was one who visited The Dulles area but have not seen her advertise in a while.

[Tom McAn]

JMS has been very helpful in identifying URLs that are suitable for research.

I found one this week that may have good information, but is definitely recycling old / out of date ads as well.

Adult Look (https://www.adultlook.com) allows the inquiring mind to sort by location and read interesting adverts. Recently I saw what appeared to be a new advert from my ATF. The advert I saw was not included in the AL listings of several days earlier - thus my thought of "new ad". The advert also surprised me, because several months ago my ATF had informed me via back channel that she was retiring / moving into a new career area (as well as moving households).

As one might hope, my ATF and I became friends over several years of very pleasant visits, so, although she retired we chose to keep in touch via email. Having been surprised by the ad, I contacted her. .. and she was shocked to hear about the advert. She confirmed to me she was "retired" (and not working anywhere as a massage provider). She went on to say she had received some very recent emails asking about appointments, etc. , and now she understood why.

Offering this as a cautionary-tale (not casting aspersions at AL) - perhaps AL inadvertently harvested just one old advert and perhaps all the other adverts are current. But, perhaps not.

Always be nice to the ladies.

NR.

I noticed that about Adult Look, at least when I began checking their ads. I saw an ad for a provider who retired at least a year and a half ago and another who hasn't advertised in well over a year. So I'm not sure how much I would trust them at this time.

[Tom McAn]

I can remember way long ago when the DMV was a hotbed for F / S Russian Massage. What ever happened to that? I was young and just getting my feet wet in the hobby.

Perhaps I missed that, but I don't recall any FS Russian massage parlors around this area during my roughly 25 years in the hobby. There were a handful of individual Russians, Ukrainians or Eastern Europeans who provided FS; I recall several very nice sessions with a Ukrainian gal who used to work at H & H in NW DC in the late 1990's or early 2000's. I also got FS from an individual Russian provider in the Baltimore area some years back. But none of the Russian parlors I visited in the greater Washington area, particularly in Montgomery or Howard Counties, provided anything more than manual relief that I can recall.

[NoVa Ranger]

JMS has been very helpful in identifying URLs that are suitable for research.

I found one this week that may have good information, but is definitely recycling old / out of date ads as well.

Adult Look (https://www.adultlook.com) allows the inquiring mind to sort by location and read interesting adverts. Recently I saw what appeared to be a new advert from my ATF. The advert I saw was not included in the AL listings of several days earlier - thus my thought of "new ad". The advert also surprised me, because several months ago my ATF had informed me via back channel that she was retiring / moving into a new career area (as well as moving households).

As one might hope, my ATF and I became friends over several years of very pleasant visits, so, although she retired we chose to keep in touch via email. Having been surprised by the ad, I contacted her. .. and she was shocked to hear about the advert. She confirmed to me she was "retired" (and not working anywhere as a massage provider). She went on to say she had received some very recent emails asking about appointments, etc. , and now she understood why.

Offering this as a cautionary-tale (not casting aspersions at AL) - perhaps AL inadvertently harvested just one old advert and perhaps all the other adverts are current. But, perhaps not.

Always be nice to the ladies.

NR.

[VaPlay]

https://switter.at/@alexaarlington

These are the Russian and FSU (Former Soviet Union) girls who operate out of apts in Arlington and, IIRC, also near Vienna metro. They're hot-looking but not interested in providing much beyond HJ without major upcharges. They also don't have much in the way of massage skills.

They've been discussed a bit on this board and there were a bunch of lukewarm reviews on the oThER site which, unfortunately, are no longer accessible.

Without reviews it's a riskier proposition to see any new provider, whether they're advertising on switter or wherever. The old days of seeing an ad, doing a quick review check, and taking the plunge, are long gone. Homework is harder now and asking for input from forum members is more important than ever. For this particular example, I'm sure several (myself included) would have raised a red flag on the Harmony girls.

I can remember way long ago when the DMV was a hotbed for F / S Russian Massage. What ever happened to that? I was young and just getting my feet wet in the hobby.

[Rubbed]

https://switter.at/@alexaarlington

These are the Russian and FSU (Former Soviet Union) girls who operate out of apts in Arlington and, IIRC, also near Vienna metro. They're hot-looking but not interested in providing much beyond HJ without major upcharges. They also don't have much in the way of massage skills.

They've been discussed a bit on this board and there were a bunch of lukewarm reviews on the oThER site which, unfortunately, are no longer accessible.

Without reviews it's a riskier proposition to see any new provider, whether they're advertising on switter or wherever. The old days of seeing an ad, doing a quick review check, and taking the plunge, are long gone. Homework is harder now and asking for input from forum members is more important than ever. For this particular example, I'm sure several (myself included) would have raised a red flag on the Harmony girls.

I appreciate the feedback. Not sure which direction this came from (certainly not taking offense). I've been on several boards here (I travel quite a bit), and as a rule, try not to introduce myself with "I'm coming to your town, who should I see?" before I RTFF. I like to contribute before I ask for something in return. Having said that. If my contribution was restating a known-fact about this group, my apologies. If it did help anyone else to make a (perhaps better) decision, I'm happy for that. And, would certainly appreciate any recommendations. At least I can feel as though I shared something before asking for something.

[JmSuttr]

Just out of curiosity, did you get completely naked in the beginning along with some flirting and touching to make her feel comfortable that you werent LE? Sounds like she felt you may be trouble and took the safe route.

https://switter.at/@alexaarlington

These are the Russian and FSU (Former Soviet Union) girls who operate out of apts in Arlington and, IIRC, also near Vienna metro. They're hot-looking but not interested in providing much beyond HJ without major upcharges. They also don't have much in the way of massage skills.

They've been discussed a bit on this board and there were a bunch of lukewarm reviews on the oThER site which, unfortunately, are no longer accessible.

Without reviews it's a riskier proposition to see any new provider, whether they're advertising on switter or wherever. The old days of seeing an ad, doing a quick review check, and taking the plunge, are long gone. Homework is harder now and asking for input from forum members is more important than ever. For this particular example, I'm sure several (myself included) would have raised a red flag on the Harmony girls.

[Buddyy]

Anyone know of any Latina massage parlors or and providers that are Latina? AMPs just seem to be the same want to try something different, thanks.

[Buddyy]

Went back to this spot a few times during the shutdown. I got the same massage from the same girl but I didn't want an old lady massage (story for another post) and I don't trust my other regular spot (Potomac Therapy). During one of my visits and she tells me things are very slow so I thought I would try with the BJ again. She agreed but wanted more money than I had in my pocket. After I tipped her, she realized I meant business and told me on the way out she will suck next time. Returned a few weeks later and tried to dart straight to her for her legendary BJ skills but was intercepted by a new girl in a dress. She said this is her first day. Good massage, better than the other girl. I asked her for the BJ and she asked if they do that here, I said yes LOL. She wiped me down and BBBJ but it wasn't as great as it should have been. It was mostly HJ and dirty talk. Excellent clean up after. I will try again with the other girl.

Yea GripNSlip gave a perfect description of the two original girls, and damn they got a new girl?! I got to go back now I've been waiting for that to happen, what does the new girl look like? And age?

[Rubbed]

Just out of curiosity, did you get completely naked in the beginning along with some flirting and touching to make her feel comfortable that you werent LE? Sounds like she felt you may be trouble and took the safe route.

Absolutely. Have had many 'new provider' experiences. Know the ropes.

[VaPlay]

Hello NoVa. Fellow hobbyist from Raleigh visiting your area, thought I'd check out some local talent. Without a direct connection to anyone here for a recommendation, I went on the search.

Found harmony "spa" via switter, and an hour later I paid Alexa a visit. On initial contact, she made a point to tell me she is not Full Service, which I was totally fine with. Seeking a good rub in the right atmosphere. Their website seemed to tick all the boxes for that. What she DIDN'T tell me on the phone was the experience would be nothing like the description her switter ad or website portray. There was absolutely nothing sensual about it (maybe we just didn't click, but as a pretty friendly, laid-back guy, that is unusual for me, even with a new provider.) Maybe my choice of the standard 60 minute session instead of the twice-the-price nuru experience wasn't worth her time, I dunno.

Alexa is a nice looking girl. Pictures on the site are probably not her, but reasonably accurate in terms of size, shape, hair color. Etc.

The location was "safe and private" as described -- there were no 'soft music and candles'. It was basically an empty apartment in a low-ish rent building with a massage table set up in one of the bedrooms (probably duplicated in the other rooms.) The mattress on the floor behind the screen next to the table hinted that maybe there is more on offer for regulars, but there wasn't even a subtle hint to me.

Massage was average, at best. Again, not a hint of sensuality. No 'tease', not even conversation, which I tried to start a couple of times before giving up. She clearly didn't want to be there. "Flip over" just over a half-hour in to the hour, without any tease or build up were the fifth and sixth words she said the entire time. Average finish (I've had better at many AMPs. And worse), and we were done 38 minutes in to the hour I paid for. Rather than argue, I got dressed, and left with a "thanks", to which she replied "bye-bye" (dang. Just short of 10 words, total.).

Would definitely not recommend. I'd love to hear from anyone with a suggestion to make up for this one before I leave town.

Just out of curiosity, did you get completely naked in the beginning along with some flirting and touching to make her feel comfortable that you werent LE? Sounds like she felt you may be trouble and took the safe route.

[Serpico99]

I dropped by one of my favorite Chinese AMPs, all the way down on Digges Rd. (9001 Digges) Angela was working. As usual she gave a great massage and since she knows me well and likes me alot, above noVa standard. 50 for half hour, 70 for hour, no TS so come clean.

[Rubbed]

Hello NoVa. Fellow hobbyist from Raleigh visiting your area, thought I'd check out some local talent. Without a direct connection to anyone here for a recommendation, I went on the search.

Found harmony "spa" via switter, and an hour later I paid Alexa a visit. On initial contact, she made a point to tell me she is not Full Service, which I was totally fine with. Seeking a good rub in the right atmosphere. Their website seemed to tick all the boxes for that. What she DIDN'T tell me on the phone was the experience would be nothing like the description her switter ad or website portray. There was absolutely nothing sensual about it (maybe we just didn't click, but as a pretty friendly, laid-back guy, that is unusual for me, even with a new provider.) Maybe my choice of the standard 60 minute session instead of the twice-the-price nuru experience wasn't worth her time, I dunno.

Alexa is a nice looking girl. Pictures on the site are probably not her, but reasonably accurate in terms of size, shape, hair color. Etc.

The location was "safe and private" as described -- there were no 'soft music and candles'. It was basically an empty apartment in a low-ish rent building with a massage table set up in one of the bedrooms (probably duplicated in the other rooms.) The mattress on the floor behind the screen next to the table hinted that maybe there is more on offer for regulars, but there wasn't even a subtle hint to me.

Massage was average, at best. Again, not a hint of sensuality. No 'tease', not even conversation, which I tried to start a couple of times before giving up. She clearly didn't want to be there. "Flip over" just over a half-hour in to the hour, without any tease or build up were the fifth and sixth words she said the entire time. Average finish (I've had better at many AMPs. And worse), and we were done 38 minutes in to the hour I paid for. Rather than argue, I got dressed, and left with a "thanks", to which she replied "bye-bye" (dang. Just short of 10 words, total.).

Would definitely not recommend. I'd love to hear from anyone with a suggestion to make up for this one before I leave town.